brokendistortion

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Date Signed Up:4/01/2011
Last Login:1/31/2015
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Comment Ranking:#19079
Highest Comment Rank:#13360
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#39 - You just wanted to brag. Yeah, duh, everyone knows the current…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Through good times 0
#51 - igotsars (12/19/2014) [-]
I got the joke. What's wrong with a litlle self a-steam? Ba dum cha!
User avatar #63 - brokendistortion (12/21/2014) [-]
nah I was being obnoxious late at night then, you're alright :3
#56 - or ya know, you could just laugh at his joke and move on xD 12/19/2014 on It's true love we share. 0
#177 - Oh yeah **** , if you wanna get TECHNICAL then coo… 12/14/2014 on Admin is love +1
#98 - Dude you're the dickweed, "history" is an acceptable…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Admin is love +2
#104 - fragman (12/13/2014) [-]
It's just as much an "acceptable term" as calling everything an "app" whether it's a smartphone game, a script, a daemon or an anti-virus software. It's an incorrect pseudo-simplification, not just semantically incorrect. It's like calling a bike a car because you really mean "thing with wheels that can take you from a to b" and then claiming that it's the same thing anyway.
Also, I don't know a single browser that clears cookies with history unless you tell it to do so.
#112 - danaldick (12/13/2014) [-]
memory has happened in the past and is therefore considered "history"

cookies are history
cache is history
you're history
#177 - brokendistortion (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah fuck, if you wanna get TECHNICAL then cookies ARE "history", shit.
#545 - they will eventually become a remnant only the "cool kids… 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb +8
#115 - I assumed we were talking grammar only because it was word cho… 11/27/2014 on A+ character design 0
#105 - Grammatically it could go either way, it's true. But honestly …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on A+ character design +1
User avatar #114 - droitesorel (11/26/2014) [-]
I told him that he's gonna sink with the Titanic. There was no grammatical anything with that.
User avatar #115 - brokendistortion (11/27/2014) [-]
I assumed we were talking grammar only because it was word choice you corrected him on.
#33 - dude screw off Louis CK does a few jokes on children and whats… 11/23/2014 on What your shirt says about you 0
#21 - pic is so freaken relivant omfg.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on What your shirt says about you -2
User avatar #23 - pebar (11/23/2014) [-]
A person laughing at a joke?
Of course it's fucking relevant....
User avatar #33 - brokendistortion (11/23/2014) [-]
dude screw off Louis CK does a few jokes on children and whats on that kinds shirt is exactly something he would say in a bit.
#93 - Yes of course, it's because they weren't Chinese. 11/07/2014 on Adan and Eve 0
#64 - huh... cool I suppose.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on my favorite comedy scene 0
#65 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Very cool indeed, just like the pic.
User avatar #66 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
FUCK NO.
#61 - Trolly?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on my favorite comedy scene +1
User avatar #63 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
Just aldo. The nazi. Who declared that he sucks.
User avatar #64 - brokendistortion (07/20/2014) [-]
huh... cool I suppose.
#65 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Very cool indeed, just like the pic.
User avatar #66 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
FUCK NO.
#59 - Not really though.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on my favorite comedy scene 0
User avatar #60 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yes really, didnt u read #54? I declared thusly so it is so.
User avatar #61 - brokendistortion (07/20/2014) [-]
Trolly?
User avatar #63 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
Just aldo. The nazi. Who declared that he sucks.
User avatar #64 - brokendistortion (07/20/2014) [-]
huh... cool I suppose.
#65 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** Very cool indeed, just like the pic.
User avatar #66 - aldothenazi (07/20/2014) [-]
FUCK NO.
#252 - A project like this isn't an indication of time bro. That's wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on TLDR: Huge Minecraft Pit... 0
#285 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
Well said.
#23 - TIL Funnyjunk likes controllers. 11/04/2013 on FPS On Touch Screen +8
#61 - There ya go 03/30/2013 on FRONT PAGE HERE I COME 0
#36 - "The greater good? I am the greatest GOOD you are ever go… 03/23/2013 on Oh man....he missed the... +8
#362 - *doing it on every site I can think of* 02/17/2013 on Funnyjunk, i have a... +1
#68 - That equation is ******** . XD 01/26/2013 on My sides -2
#100 - WTF GET OUT OF MY BRAIN... I just got done playing so… 01/24/2013 on The source of the wahahaha~ 0
#90 - Deal with it. This country allows for different opinions, get … 01/24/2013 on First time I made it to the... +6
#67 - >Right click, save as >.jpg >mfw 01/11/2013 on TRIPPIN BALLS 0
#62 - Waiiiiittttttttttttttttttinggggggggggg 01/11/2013 on Foreplay after 15 years of... +2
#4 - The only thing that is sad is this content. I love M… 01/10/2013 on Depth +2
#107 - They have a joke on the back about ike and mike and them being… 01/10/2013 on the best candy that nobody... 0

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User avatar #7 - sirbaggeroftea (12/19/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvghTBQg5kA&list=FLsMCrgI7lCbfHcia9rAOLUQ&index=2 2&feature=plpp_video
merry christmas my brother i rolled you as a secret santa good day hope you enjoy
#6 - tvibe (12/19/2011) [-]
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies...  http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
Rolled you in Secret Santa. Happy holidays, hope you like ponies... http://youtu.be/kcD9l_K2rE0
#8 to #6 - brokendistortion (12/21/2011) [-]
I DOOOOOO
I DOOOOOO

#9 to #8 - tvibe (12/22/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
Hello, I rolled you as a secret santa on FJ. Happy holidays and I hope everything you could have ever wished for came true... I got you trips..
User avatar #4 to #3 - onastroll (12/18/2011) [-]
Nevermind the Gif says Davve... that's your eyes tricking you.
User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall (04/11/2011) [-]
i love your name :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - brokendistortion (04/11/2011) [-]
Hah, thanks. It was from my first email adress, when i was like, 13. it stuck.
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