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Youtube Channel: TheMark2303
Steam Profile: themark2303
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Playstation, Gameboy Color
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assasin's Creed,
X-box Gamertag: Adapt Toxic
Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4837
Comment Ranking:#12611
Highest Content Rank:#4832
Highest Comment Rank:#6846
Content Thumbs: 329 total,  733 ,  404
Comment Thumbs: 535 total,  602 ,  67
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 146 Comments: Faptastic → Level 147 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:1
Content Views:70825
Times Content Favorited:19 times
Total Comments Made:319
FJ Points:737

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#4661 - The divorce sounds for the best, and a job will come round jus… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4650 - Grow up kid your gonna mess up your life otherwise, you need t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4663 - dishesaredone (07/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #4667 - britishtroll (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeh, I'm a hypocrite
#4644 - Thanks man, that really helps, and I'm glad you appreciate it … 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4621 - Stop then, don't give into peer pressure  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4635 - dishesaredone (07/17/2014) [-]
are u jealous of mah YOLOicious swag. Im the Peer Pressure
User avatar #4650 - britishtroll (07/18/2014) [-]
Grow up kid your gonna mess up your life otherwise, you need to be playing in the park not sitting there smoking.
#4663 - dishesaredone (07/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #4667 - britishtroll (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeh, I'm a hypocrite
#4615 - Haha, no problem SMILE!! 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4595 - You have a right to worry, but you can't worry unless you some…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4607 - superstephtime (07/17/2014) [-]
Calm down Jaden Smith No but seriously thanks
User avatar #4615 - britishtroll (07/17/2014) [-]
Haha, no problem SMILE!!
#4588 - Haha thanks man, but hold on in there!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4629 - skaffanl (07/17/2014) [-]
I will, thanks! I just wanted to add, you're a good man. I've been thumbing up some of your comments and I can see you are taking your time to offer sincere advice and/or comfort to those who need it, and even to those who don't. You may not always know what good you may actually accomplish but maybe this story will show you what perhaps could become as an effect from your kind words. (Even though this story is over-the-top.)

She smiled at a sorrowful stranger. The smile seemed to make him feel better.
He remembered past kindnesses of a friend and wrote him a thank you letter.
The friend was so pleased with the thank you that he left a large tip after lunch.
The waitress, surprised by the size of the tip, bet the whole thing on a hunch.
The next day she picked up her winnings and gave part to a man on the street.
The man on the street was grateful;
For two days he'd had nothing to eat.
After he finished his dinner, he left for his small dingy room.
He didn't know at that moment that he might be facing his doom.
On the way he picked up a shivering puppy and took him home to get warm.
The puppy was very grateful to be in out of the storm.
That night the house caught on fire.
The puppy barked the alarm.
He barked till he woke the whole household and saved everybody from harm.
One of the boys that he rescued grew up to be President.
All this because of a simple smile that hadn't cost a cent.
User avatar #4644 - britishtroll (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks man, that really helps, and I'm glad you appreciate it that much!
#4584 - Stop and think about it, your life has so much potential it's … 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4558 - Just accept the fact that this will be a ****** t… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4552 - That's a good start and you're staying strong, just occupy yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4579 - skaffanl (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh, they know. I mean, I had to else I would've never even held out 2 weeks if they kept offering me a toke. Thanks for the support man, have some thumbs from me!
User avatar #4588 - britishtroll (07/17/2014) [-]
Haha thanks man, but hold on in there!
User avatar #4629 - skaffanl (07/17/2014) [-]
I will, thanks! I just wanted to add, you're a good man. I've been thumbing up some of your comments and I can see you are taking your time to offer sincere advice and/or comfort to those who need it, and even to those who don't. You may not always know what good you may actually accomplish but maybe this story will show you what perhaps could become as an effect from your kind words. (Even though this story is over-the-top.)

She smiled at a sorrowful stranger. The smile seemed to make him feel better.
He remembered past kindnesses of a friend and wrote him a thank you letter.
The friend was so pleased with the thank you that he left a large tip after lunch.
The waitress, surprised by the size of the tip, bet the whole thing on a hunch.
The next day she picked up her winnings and gave part to a man on the street.
The man on the street was grateful;
For two days he'd had nothing to eat.
After he finished his dinner, he left for his small dingy room.
He didn't know at that moment that he might be facing his doom.
On the way he picked up a shivering puppy and took him home to get warm.
The puppy was very grateful to be in out of the storm.
That night the house caught on fire.
The puppy barked the alarm.
He barked till he woke the whole household and saved everybody from harm.
One of the boys that he rescued grew up to be President.
All this because of a simple smile that hadn't cost a cent.
User avatar #4644 - britishtroll (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks man, that really helps, and I'm glad you appreciate it that much!
#4547 - There are things we can't change in life, so the best way to d… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4542 - Focus on these things in order and make them better, so you wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4550 - Indoknight (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks britishtroll
#4530 - If it's inevitable, then just be ready psychologically. 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +2
#4527 - Go out instead of being on FJ, or the computer, free up some t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4532 - blayneket (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I know what I have to do.. Thanks man and thanks my crazy medicated mom
#4516 - If you have no real friends then that's the perfect reason to … 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4508 - Honestly, it's not that bad once it happens, as long as you ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +2
#4524 - dewdomg (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.. i know it is probably for the better and will make it a lot easier on everyone..
User avatar #4530 - britishtroll (07/17/2014) [-]
If it's inevitable, then just be ready psychologically.
#4504 - The truth is, you never will, and you shouldn't just forget th… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4494 - The way you've been going sounds like you will! 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4487 - Try going to social events or gatherings and meeting new peopl… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4483 - Tell her how you feel, sounds like a solid relationship, and s…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4503 - blayneket (07/17/2014) [-]
Its rough because theyre all moving away or have the kinds of obligations that adults usually do. Last year was my last true summer and it was amazing so this year its just that much worse.
The worst part is when I do talk to my friends, its like we havent seen eachother in years already. They never see eachother anymore so its hard to talk about things with them when they have no clue what eachother are up to.
Ive been preparing for this for my while life but it doesnt make it any easier.
And as for my girlfriend, she knows how I feel. Shes in school 8 hours a day and Im basically the housewife, cooking cleaning and shopping, but Its been like this for years so I dont mind.
The hardest part really is that Ive graduated school and have no clue how to make friends as an adult now that I dont have school in common with anyone.
My coworkers are less than friendly and I dont think I would like them even if I were drunk.
Its just hard to have no friends here.
Its hard to be sitting at home now on FJ with 0% chance of anyone calling me and saying "Hey man, wanna see a movie?"
I dont know.
User avatar #4527 - britishtroll (07/17/2014) [-]
Go out instead of being on FJ, or the computer, free up some time and meet new people in a cafe, bar, or anywhere. Talk to people, go out more with your girlfriend and make yourself closer. Be as interested as possible in your friends lives, show how much you care and how you feel.
User avatar #4532 - blayneket (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I know what I have to do.. Thanks man and thanks my crazy medicated mom
#4474 - Good, keep positive, that's the best thing to do. 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4470 - Where do I start?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4520 - okamibanshu (07/17/2014) [-]
Whats wrong? Its no fun, if you don't just JUMP on in. *deleted and re-posted, picture didn't load*
#4515 - okamibanshu has deleted their comment.
#4467 - Grief is hard, don't let them get to you, honestly, focus on y… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4461 - Well, if there only interested in what they want, then don't b…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4486 - beznoize (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I have another 100 to get before I'm at my goal. Hopefully I'll reach it in the next 2 years or so
User avatar #4494 - britishtroll (07/17/2014) [-]
The way you've been going sounds like you will!
#4454 - Trust is funny thing. Everyone needs to have somebody they can…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4459 - badgerbaiting (07/17/2014) [-]
I used to have a friend like that but she cut me off. I'll pull through though. I have so far.
User avatar #4474 - britishtroll (07/17/2014) [-]
Good, keep positive, that's the best thing to do.
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