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Youtube Channel: youtube.com/Brettyoke49
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
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Interests: Stuff, Things
Date Signed Up:12/23/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:USA
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#18 - ... 03/26/2015 on To offset the brutality +6
#86 - I'm rank 9 in my class of ~450 students. I'm the only male in …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Why Bother? +5
User avatar #132 - mylazy (03/26/2015) [-]
Don't worry mate. I was the only male in the top 10 at my school. Problem was that there were at least 3 guys I knew who, in terms of intelligence, should have been in the top 10. One of them messed up freshmen year. One of them was lazier than a dead sloth. The final one I don't even know where he went wrong.

Another problem was that we don't have a weighted scale so the people who took nothing but easy classes were compared against people like me who did almost nothing but college classes my last 2 years of high school, and did all the honors classes before that. At least 2 of the people in the top 10 didn't deserve to be in the top 50.

We had one person graduate with the equivalent of 89 credit. Didn't even make it into the top 20.
User avatar #143 - compared (03/26/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, hope you have a great day!
User avatar #134 - mylazy (03/26/2015) [-]
I am sorry. It wasn't top 10, it was just top of the class. Another side affect of our unweighted system was that all people with 4.0's were "top of the class/valedictorians." So it wasn't top 10 that I had a problem with, it was just straight top of the class.
#40 - This has to be the most reposted "brilliant idea" of…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on I would buy it +1
User avatar #41 - mrfisto (03/25/2015) [-]
Not sure if talking about the post itself or the idea in the post
#1320 - Trying too hard mate 03/24/2015 on Selfie Time! 0
#8 - Comment deleted 03/24/2015 on 4chan Comp #14 0
#434 - I made this a long long long time ago. It was my first GIF eve… 03/23/2015 on FJ OC Images 0
#168 - that was absurdly fast. well done. 03/21/2015 on brettyoke's profile 0
#632 - Draw a cute guy for me 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF +1
#39 - if you could not  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2015 on +1
User avatar #40 - howtostrokeabook (03/19/2015) [-]
could not what?
User avatar #48 - closingcubez (03/19/2015) [-]
a shoelace
User avatar #49 - howtostrokeabook (03/19/2015) [-]
i dont get it
User avatar #50 - closingcubez (03/19/2015) [-]
so you can'y knot a shoelace?
#51 - howtostrokeabook (03/19/2015) [-]
oh i get it
#52 - closingcubez (03/19/2015) [-]
#54 - howtostrokeabook (03/19/2015) [-]
ayy
#58 - Prove it you cunt 03/19/2015 on Dissed 0

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#169 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi brettyoke! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#167 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
Heres your stud (hes holding a cellphone not flipping you off)
User avatar #168 to #167 - brettyoke (03/21/2015) [-]
that was absurdly fast. well done.
#162 - butterisgood (10/05/2013) [-]
Hi, your name is kind of blue and you're online a lot, and i'm curious.

What was it actually like during LoK season 1? How much spam was there?
User avatar #163 to #162 - brettyoke (10/06/2013) [-]
It was pretty bad. At peak it took about 50-70% of the front page. Generally it was between 10 and 40 though.
User avatar #164 to #163 - butterisgood (10/06/2013) [-]
Thanks, i was curious.
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#151 to #150 - brettyoke (03/02/2013) [-]
Actually at a conference for DECA right now, if you're familier with that. Other than that, living life to the fullest.
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#153 to #152 - brettyoke (03/03/2013) [-]
Business organization/club type thing. Good for college.
User avatar #147 - itemgeek (01/24/2013) [-]
you still collect?
#143 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
LOVE how you realise when you're wrong you just delete everything and hide... ******* be a man; admit you're wrong and apologise. people might like you more.
User avatar #144 to #143 - brettyoke (01/08/2013) [-]
AWE MAN, HE GOT ME! I really couldn't care less of what people on funnyjunk think of me, specifically you. I wasn't aware what it was, and deleted it because I was incorrect.

Get over it.
#145 to #144 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to help you be less of an asshole. I don't really care what you do. But lets be honest, the way you act online does also translate to real life to some degree. so I'm humbly requesting that you're nicer to people, for everyone's benefit. Because you come across as a right cunt.
User avatar #146 to #145 - brettyoke (01/09/2013) [-]
Sorry mate, you're totally correct. I was aiming to be a left cunt today. Sucks.
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User avatar #141 to #140 - brettyoke (01/07/2013) [-]
Not really, haha.
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User avatar #137 - khl (01/07/2013) [-]
Hey man

Just wondering if you still traded items ?
User avatar #138 to #137 - brettyoke (01/07/2013) [-]
Not really.

Inb4ohi'lltakeyourstuffthen
User avatar #139 to #138 - khl (01/07/2013) [-]
Thats fine man, have a good one
User avatar #129 - seniorpokeman (12/14/2012) [-]
No idea if you care or not, but with the whole book thing, I'm starting to work on my Query letter, a one page letter that is sent out to editors to try and get a book published. You want to read any of it, just so I can see what a random person will say to reading the first section of it? I need to make sure this thing is perfect...
User avatar #130 to #129 - brettyoke (12/14/2012) [-]
Sure, link me up. And yes, I am actually interested. Keep me updated mate.
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User avatar #132 to #131 - brettyoke (12/15/2012) [-]
If I were you, I would create a quick note on how James became a free thinking clone (ex. "When James, the world's only free thinking clone due to an electrical error, ..."). Also, I would try and shorten the "Reich Empire" to just "Empire" in some places in that second paragraph for a clean-cut read.

Overall, it sounds like something I'd be willing to read.

How old are you, anyways?
User avatar #133 to #132 - seniorpokeman (12/15/2012) [-]
16. And good pointers.
User avatar #154 to #133 - brettyoke (05/12/2013) [-]
So how's that book comin along?
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User avatar #156 to #155 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
No problem man. It had been a while. Don't leave me hangin this time :P

Also, I'd help to edit it, like a pre-check. I'm generally good with English.
User avatar #157 to #156 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I'm okay. I'm going to be having a few friends do it.
User avatar #158 to #157 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I'd still like to read it, just like the last one!
User avatar #159 to #158 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'll try to tell you when I get it out. I also need to get my grades up a bit, though.
User avatar #160 to #159 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm going to ask this, but please don't take any offense. I don't mean it at all, I would just like to know who I'm dealing with.

Are you one of those guys who tends to be a bit on the loner side, who expresses his creative side as others socialize? Like through drawing, reading, writing, poetry, ect.?
User avatar #161 to #160 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty outgoing in my group of friends, actually. The writing stuff, at first, was to do something constructive with my spare time. Now, with this book, it's actually about sending a message.
User avatar #126 - OminousDemon (11/29/2012) [-]
thanks :)
User avatar #127 to #126 - brettyoke (11/29/2012) [-]
No problem
User avatar #122 - iownall (11/29/2012) [-]
what to you want for coal ?
User avatar #123 to #122 - brettyoke (11/29/2012) [-]
Gambling items.
User avatar #124 to #123 - iownall (11/29/2012) [-]
like wat ?
User avatar #125 to #124 - brettyoke (11/29/2012) [-]
Tokens, tickets, scratch-offs, ect.
User avatar #111 - storebought (11/28/2012) [-]
any chance i could by fiend parts or stuff? send a fair request if trading them for stuf :)
User avatar #112 to #111 - brettyoke (11/28/2012) [-]
Alright. How many fiend parts you want? Also, what are they even good for (besides making fiends)?
User avatar #113 to #112 - storebought (11/28/2012) [-]
as many as you got. and theey aren't used for anything but making fiends.
User avatar #114 to #113 - brettyoke (11/28/2012) [-]
Why do you want fiends? Ima start looking for what I want now. Is anything off-limits for trade?
User avatar #115 to #114 - storebought (11/28/2012) [-]
i think my feathers and chocolate chips and radiowaste idk depends on the thing :)
User avatar #116 to #115 - brettyoke (11/28/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but you don't really hold anything that interests me. I'm into gambling associated items...
User avatar #117 to #116 - storebought (11/28/2012) [-]
like choco tickets or chests?
User avatar #118 to #117 - brettyoke (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah something like that. Preferably tokens or RITS or angelics or chest/key combos ect.
User avatar #119 to #118 - storebought (11/28/2012) [-]
sorry only have dwarven key and thumb chest and wood
User avatar #120 to #119 - brettyoke (11/28/2012) [-]
Bummer mate. I guess we can't reach a deal. Have a nice day.
User avatar #121 to #120 - storebought (11/28/2012) [-]
you make my cri evrytim
User avatar #108 - betta (11/27/2012) [-]
My idea is to create an economy using those useless gold coins (imp/royal/pirate). I'm just posting to see if it would be wanted, and to have the community evaluate it for what it is currently before I go any deeper into it. If you like my idea and feel like you have a way to build onto it, just send me a message :D If you want to see this turn into a function of this game, and not to have addy's pointless updates as much, comment on it that you'd like to see it happen, and send a message to addy, showing him it.

Here's the idea!

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User avatar #109 to #108 - brettyoke (11/27/2012) [-]
I would love to thumb it but my stupid thumbing is glitched to where it just keeps going up if I keep pressing, but it doesn't actually count.
User avatar #110 to #109 - betta (11/27/2012) [-]
aww...
User avatar #102 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
Can I buy that special garnet please?
User avatar #103 to #102 - brettyoke (11/25/2012) [-]
I only have one right? Tell me what you need it for, and then I swear to consider any reasonable offers.
User avatar #106 to #104 - brettyoke (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be rude, but that's just really not much. Is it alright if I look at your stuff and send an offer? I mean, I only have one garnet.
User avatar #107 to #106 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
Sure, I understand.
User avatar #105 to #104 - brettyoke (11/25/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll accept any reasonable offer you send. A normal slot machine, normal disenchantor, or gambling items work well for me.
User avatar #96 - iloverapingmen (11/24/2012) [-]
I want some of those items BAD. Anything you looking for in particular?
User avatar #97 to #96 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
Offer, gambling items work. I also am looking for a slot machine highly.
User avatar #98 to #97 - iloverapingmen (11/24/2012) [-]
So I can give you dice, plant gamblers, beholder gamblers, faceless spirit gamblers, the like?
User avatar #99 to #98 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes.

Or a slot machine.
User avatar #100 to #99 - iloverapingmen (11/24/2012) [-]
I only have weak slot machine. Can I give you that for like 5 dc'ed items?
User avatar #101 to #100 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't know the difference. I suppose it depends on the items.
User avatar #93 - shinymew (11/24/2012) [-]
What do you want for the some weird staff thing?
User avatar #90 - thekingofwubs (11/24/2012) [-]
Trade 2 Fab gems for Your Cogt's and SinS?
User avatar #92 to #90 - thekingofwubs (11/24/2012) [-]
*special
User avatar #91 to #90 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
I... uh... I don't know what those are...
User avatar #94 to #91 - thekingofwubs (11/24/2012) [-]
Cart of Gold Coins and Sword in the Stone
User avatar #95 to #94 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
Lol no thanks
User avatar #78 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
hey, could I buy a magic sundae and crystal gateway from you?
User avatar #79 to #78 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't see why not. Make me an offer.

If I may ask: What for?
User avatar #80 to #79 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't have them anymore, since I gave all my items away after I thought I had quit for good, now I need them for unique item count
I might send for a few other items as well
User avatar #81 to #80 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh, cool. I be a bunch of my items are discontinued, I started collecting the first day items came out.
User avatar #82 to #81 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
yeah me too haha I hate myself for giving them all away when I did :/
The trade is about ready to send... just adding a few more things
User avatar #83 to #82 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
I feel like I'm probs gonna like it... psstt... i like gambling items.
User avatar #85 to #83 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
I'll actually give it to you either way, since I'm not much of a risk take
hang on
User avatar #84 to #83 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
shoot, I just sent it
I'll give you a bunch of gambling stuff if you accept it
User avatar #86 to #84 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
Wow, I didn't know you wanted so much from me. Did everything you request I had dupes of?
User avatar #87 to #86 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
yezzir
User avatar #88 to #87 - brettyoke (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for keeping up with your end. Pleasure doing business mate.
User avatar #89 to #88 - shayschamp (11/24/2012) [-]
the pleasure's all mine, thank you!
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