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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/Brettyoke49
Steam Profile: Brettyoke49
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Whatever
X-box Gamertag: Brettyoke49
Interests: Stuff, Things
Date Signed Up:12/23/2011
Last Login:9/08/2015
Location:USA
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#317 - Anon who replied to you is an enlightened asshole. I'm going t… 08/27/2015 on when you're ready for nignogs +1
#109 - Are you an officer? Why did you not ticket her or even arrest her?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2015 on The customer is always right +6
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#146 - recoveryone (08/27/2015) [-]
Private Security, not a real cop. The violations we write, are more like "your parking sucks, don't park in fire lanes, etc" theres no fine attached to them. In this case, we gave the make, model, LP etc to an off duty cop who works with us and they run it for out standing warrants. We're also hands off, meaning we shouldn't make physical contact unless we physically threatened. It was the dumbest job in the world, Buddy Fucker managment as well, people constantly got burned, myself and 9 others quit over the course of 2 weeks, so a good 1/4 of the security team gone.
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#151 - recoveryone (08/27/2015) [-]
Yes, the company I was contracted to sent me to a mall, Paul Blart as fuck. Except the majority were current( Reservists such as myself) or prior military. Except our bosses had zero law enforcement or military experience except for this place.
#8 - And if they had both finished the loop at the same time?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Forgetting how to adult 0
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#9 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2015) [-]
Death. Fiery, fiery death.
#23 - Do you realize how easy those mandated state tests are? Litera… 08/23/2015 on the gift that keeps on givin +9
#144 - Congrats on being the only person alive to use that maymay cor… 08/23/2015 on Fresh off the press 0
#47 - Ah, I see. Well he's still obviously more attractive than you …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on sooner or later this had to... 0
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#48 - sinery (08/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, I did it for thumbs.
Talk about insecurities.
#44 - ??? Your argument is that I called him attractive?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on sooner or later this had to... 0
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#46 - sinery (08/21/2015) [-]
fast fat

Make what you will of the comment, but that was a typo.
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#47 - brettyoke (08/22/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. Well he's still obviously more attractive than you considering your insecurity that requires you to call him a douchebag for no good reason.
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#48 - sinery (08/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, I did it for thumbs.
Talk about insecurities.
#38 - What makes him a douchebag? He did everything in the protectio…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2015 on sooner or later this had to... 0
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#40 - sinery (08/21/2015) [-]
The guy is bloody fast.
Not everyone is so quick to call men attractive.
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#44 - brettyoke (08/21/2015) [-]
??? Your argument is that I called him attractive?
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#46 - sinery (08/21/2015) [-]
fast fat

Make what you will of the comment, but that was a typo.
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#47 - brettyoke (08/22/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. Well he's still obviously more attractive than you considering your insecurity that requires you to call him a douchebag for no good reason.
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#48 - sinery (08/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, I did it for thumbs.
Talk about insecurities.
#53 - How do they catch some of these? Honestly? Are drug dogs that …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Smuggling 0
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#95 - sketchE (08/20/2015) [-]
density. xrays dont show whats in the bag like taking a picture of it they show basicly how much of the xrays are being absorbed. so something like a steal plate would be black. bread would be orange and money would be a darker orange if rolled up like that
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#63 - Greevon (08/20/2015) [-]
drug dogs are good enough to find drugs that have been sealed in a container, that container sealed in another one, covered with a strong "distracting" odor, and then hidden in a gigantic warehouse full of random things that the dog is unfamiliar with.

seriously, watch the mythbusters episode on tricking drug dogs. they try very hard. they dont do it.
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#92 - lovot (08/20/2015) [-]
I would like to test some methods I randomly thought of, just to see if I can beat a drug dog at it's own game.
#61 - quotes (08/20/2015) [-]
sir why are you carrying so much bread around IS THERE MONEY IN IT
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#105 - uleaveinpieces (08/20/2015) [-]
It's likely they saw the aluminum surrounding the money when it went through the x-ray scanner.
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#83 - leonhardt (08/20/2015) [-]
Imagine some nigga getting on a plane with a fucking tray of pillsbury crescent rolls
#225 - Then why did you list them seperately...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2015 on This is how I feel sometimes 0
#226 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
A reactive depression is a depression that results from something that happens in your life. Its the normal kind of depression that humans are subject to while grieving. Clinical depression is a mood disorder where depression occurs in episodes that last anywhere from 2 weeks to several years. When I say 'depression,' generally I'm referring to the mood disorder. At any rate, mood disorders are largely misunderstood by the general public because of how T.V. dramas and emo teens like to portray them.

tl;dr
#227 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
tl;dr

reactive depression and depressive disorder are two different things

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#167 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
Heres your stud (hes holding a cellphone not flipping you off)
#168 to #167 - brettyoke (03/21/2015) [-]
that was absurdly fast. well done.
#166 - brettyoke (01/20/2014) [-]
#165 - brettyoke (01/20/2014) [-]
#162 - butterisgood (10/05/2013) [-]
Hi, your name is kind of blue and you're online a lot, and i'm curious.

What was it actually like during LoK season 1? How much spam was there?
#163 to #162 - brettyoke (10/06/2013) [-]
It was pretty bad. At peak it took about 50-70% of the front page. Generally it was between 10 and 40 though.
#164 to #163 - butterisgood (10/06/2013) [-]
Thanks, i was curious.
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#149 to #148 - brettyoke (03/02/2013) [-]
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#151 to #150 - brettyoke (03/02/2013) [-]
Actually at a conference for DECA right now, if you're familier with that. Other than that, living life to the fullest.
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#153 to #152 - brettyoke (03/03/2013) [-]
Business organization/club type thing. Good for college.
#147 - itemgeek (01/24/2013) [-]
you still collect?
#143 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
LOVE how you realise when you're wrong you just delete everything and hide... ******* be a man; admit you're wrong and apologise. people might like you more.
#144 to #143 - brettyoke (01/08/2013) [-]
AWE MAN, HE GOT ME! I really couldn't care less of what people on funnyjunk think of me, specifically you. I wasn't aware what it was, and deleted it because I was incorrect.

Get over it.
#145 to #144 - anon (01/09/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm trying to help you be less of an asshole. I don't really care what you do. But lets be honest, the way you act online does also translate to real life to some degree. so I'm humbly requesting that you're nicer to people, for everyone's benefit. Because you come across as a right cunt.
#146 to #145 - brettyoke (01/09/2013) [-]
Sorry mate, you're totally correct. I was aiming to be a left cunt today. Sucks.
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#141 to #140 - brettyoke (01/07/2013) [-]
Not really, haha.
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#137 - khl (01/07/2013) [-]
Hey man

Just wondering if you still traded items ?
#138 to #137 - brettyoke (01/07/2013) [-]
Not really.

Inb4ohi'lltakeyourstuffthen
#139 to #138 - khl (01/07/2013) [-]
Thats fine man, have a good one
#129 - seniorpokeman (12/14/2012) [-]
No idea if you care or not, but with the whole book thing, I'm starting to work on my Query letter, a one page letter that is sent out to editors to try and get a book published. You want to read any of it, just so I can see what a random person will say to reading the first section of it? I need to make sure this thing is perfect...
#130 to #129 - brettyoke (12/14/2012) [-]
Sure, link me up. And yes, I am actually interested. Keep me updated mate.
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#132 to #131 - brettyoke (12/15/2012) [-]
If I were you, I would create a quick note on how James became a free thinking clone (ex. "When James, the world's only free thinking clone due to an electrical error, ..."). Also, I would try and shorten the "Reich Empire" to just "Empire" in some places in that second paragraph for a clean-cut read.

Overall, it sounds like something I'd be willing to read.

How old are you, anyways?
#133 to #132 - seniorpokeman (12/15/2012) [-]
16. And good pointers.
#154 to #133 - brettyoke (05/12/2013) [-]
So how's that book comin along?
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#156 to #155 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
No problem man. It had been a while. Don't leave me hangin this time :P

Also, I'd help to edit it, like a pre-check. I'm generally good with English.
#157 to #156 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I'm okay. I'm going to be having a few friends do it.
#158 to #157 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I'd still like to read it, just like the last one!
#159 to #158 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'll try to tell you when I get it out. I also need to get my grades up a bit, though.
#160 to #159 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm going to ask this, but please don't take any offense. I don't mean it at all, I would just like to know who I'm dealing with.

Are you one of those guys who tends to be a bit on the loner side, who expresses his creative side as others socialize? Like through drawing, reading, writing, poetry, ect.?
#161 to #160 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty outgoing in my group of friends, actually. The writing stuff, at first, was to do something constructive with my spare time. Now, with this book, it's actually about sending a message.