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brettyoke

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Date Signed Up:12/23/2011
Last Login:9/08/2015
Location:USA
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Times Content Favorited:133 times
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latest user's comments

#317 - Anon who replied to you is an enlightened asshole. I'm going t… 08/27/2015 on when you're ready for nignogs +1
#109 - Are you an officer? Why did you not ticket her or even arrest her?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2015 on The customer is always right +6
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#146 - recoveryone (08/27/2015) [-]
Private Security, not a real cop. The violations we write, are more like "your parking sucks, don't park in fire lanes, etc" theres no fine attached to them. In this case, we gave the make, model, LP etc to an off duty cop who works with us and they run it for out standing warrants. We're also hands off, meaning we shouldn't make physical contact unless we physically threatened. It was the dumbest job in the world, Buddy Fucker managment as well, people constantly got burned, myself and 9 others quit over the course of 2 weeks, so a good 1/4 of the security team gone.
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#151 - recoveryone (08/27/2015) [-]
Yes, the company I was contracted to sent me to a mall, Paul Blart as fuck. Except the majority were current( Reservists such as myself) or prior military. Except our bosses had zero law enforcement or military experience except for this place.
#8 - And if they had both finished the loop at the same time?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Forgetting how to adult 0
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#9 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2015) [-]
Death. Fiery, fiery death.
#23 - Do you realize how easy those mandated state tests are? Litera… 08/23/2015 on the gift that keeps on givin +9
#144 - Congrats on being the only person alive to use that maymay cor… 08/23/2015 on Fresh off the press 0
#47 - Ah, I see. Well he's still obviously more attractive than you …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on sooner or later this had to... 0
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#48 - sinery (08/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, I did it for thumbs.
Talk about insecurities.
#44 - ??? Your argument is that I called him attractive?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on sooner or later this had to... 0
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#46 - sinery (08/21/2015) [-]
fast fat

Make what you will of the comment, but that was a typo.
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#47 - brettyoke (08/22/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. Well he's still obviously more attractive than you considering your insecurity that requires you to call him a douchebag for no good reason.
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#48 - sinery (08/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, I did it for thumbs.
Talk about insecurities.
#38 - What makes him a douchebag? He did everything in the protectio…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2015 on sooner or later this had to... 0
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#40 - sinery (08/21/2015) [-]
The guy is bloody fast.
Not everyone is so quick to call men attractive.
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#44 - brettyoke (08/21/2015) [-]
??? Your argument is that I called him attractive?
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#46 - sinery (08/21/2015) [-]
fast fat

Make what you will of the comment, but that was a typo.
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#47 - brettyoke (08/22/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. Well he's still obviously more attractive than you considering your insecurity that requires you to call him a douchebag for no good reason.
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#48 - sinery (08/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, I did it for thumbs.
Talk about insecurities.
#53 - How do they catch some of these? Honestly? Are drug dogs that …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Smuggling 0
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#95 - sketchE (08/20/2015) [-]
density. xrays dont show whats in the bag like taking a picture of it they show basicly how much of the xrays are being absorbed. so something like a steal plate would be black. bread would be orange and money would be a darker orange if rolled up like that
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#63 - Greevon (08/20/2015) [-]
drug dogs are good enough to find drugs that have been sealed in a container, that container sealed in another one, covered with a strong "distracting" odor, and then hidden in a gigantic warehouse full of random things that the dog is unfamiliar with.

seriously, watch the mythbusters episode on tricking drug dogs. they try very hard. they dont do it.
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#92 - lovot (08/20/2015) [-]
I would like to test some methods I randomly thought of, just to see if I can beat a drug dog at it's own game.
#61 - quotes (08/20/2015) [-]
sir why are you carrying so much bread around IS THERE MONEY IN IT
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#105 - uleaveinpieces (08/20/2015) [-]
It's likely they saw the aluminum surrounding the money when it went through the x-ray scanner.
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#83 - leonhardt (08/20/2015) [-]
Imagine some nigga getting on a plane with a fucking tray of pillsbury crescent rolls
#225 - Then why did you list them seperately...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2015 on This is how I feel sometimes 0
#226 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
A reactive depression is a depression that results from something that happens in your life. Its the normal kind of depression that humans are subject to while grieving. Clinical depression is a mood disorder where depression occurs in episodes that last anywhere from 2 weeks to several years. When I say 'depression,' generally I'm referring to the mood disorder. At any rate, mood disorders are largely misunderstood by the general public because of how T.V. dramas and emo teens like to portray them.

tl;dr
#227 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
tl;dr

reactive depression and depressive disorder are two different things