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Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#5 - Llama eye looks like beat up vaginas. 18 hours ago on Its the little things 0
#2 - Great Christmas gift 20 hours ago on None left with beef pizza +5
#4 - Each one is used by glorious leader before packaging. 12/16/2014 on All hail 0
#14 - I ******* hate this obnoxious wanker.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Having a great personality +71
User avatar #43 - itsmedumbass (12/16/2014) [-]
Well he's going to jail for making bombs, so start being happy.
#38 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
dont hate him, hate the dirty skanks that swarm him every chance they get.

any 1 of us would do the exact same thing id we were millionairs.
#46 - dravoski (12/16/2014) [-]
Don't hate the player hate the dames?
#37 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
He is a world famous poker player. In one tournament alone he won $10.8 million
User avatar #35 - randomwanker (12/16/2014) [-]
#29 - mattymc (12/16/2014) [-]
To Dan Bilzerian
Sincerely,
mattymc
#138 - 8 and half, 6 on fridays. 12/16/2014 on How many hours do you work... 0
#137 - Do you work in the mines?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on How many hours do you work... 0
#142 - verycoolcat (12/16/2014) [-]
remote oilfield
#4 - The Emus are back.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Beautiful Australian... +9
User avatar #13 - anononeeightsix (12/15/2014) [-]
they never left
#5 - Only little weak cunts who have never worked a hard day in the… 12/14/2014 on Welcome to /fit/ 0
#5 - Picture 12/14/2014 on 7.8/10 too much meth +13
#17 - If your child sees a pot leaf or anything that resembles one t…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Lego! +86
#30 - TomPorowski (12/14/2014) [-]
#22 - captnnorway (12/14/2014) [-]
to be fair, reggae is a pretty shit genre. I'd be sad if my kids started listening to it as well.
User avatar #49 - danrmanalt (12/14/2014) [-]
I will eat your soul and stab you in your minds eye.
User avatar #32 - luftvaffel (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm ashamed of you. I wish you never happened. Go away.
User avatar #28 - DoktorHax (12/14/2014) [-]
>pretty shit

I SWARE TO GOD M8 I WILL FUCKIN REK U etc etc ad nauseum ad infinatum
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (12/14/2014) [-]
well yeah
that's how it works right

See something
be compelled beyond any reaosnable doubt to do it

In all seriousness, the degree to which active thought is often discouraged if not outright ignored, the above could be legit

atleast partially
User avatar #34 - dafuqmang (12/14/2014) [-]
I saw one marijuana and now I inject it daily

ACTUALLY WAIT! No. I tried it out with a few friends and now I occasionally toke, but only rarely. Haven't in over 2 weeks because I need to be able to pass a spit test, or in the worst case a piss test.

I don't see what the problem is, honestly. Kids are gonna try it eventually. It doesn't hurt much. I'd rather have a kid try pot than get wasted underage.

Fuck, I'd recommend a strain for my kid.
User avatar #36 - captainprincess (12/14/2014) [-]
get him some of that indica, chill 'em the fuck out for a couple hours
User avatar #38 - dafuqmang (12/14/2014) [-]
Both types actually just mellow me out.

I'm quite partial to Blue Dream and Lemon Kush at the moment. I want to try some Girl Scout Cookies though.

Maybe some of that Alaskan Thunderfuck (yes I know it's "extinct")
User avatar #39 - captainprincess (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeeeah for the most part
My guess is most sativa product is cut with some indica to make up for the budding time differences, but straight indica always makes me feel queasy and very physical uncomfortable, I can only handle mixtures at best

I'm generally very chill by default so indica doesn't do much of a service for me
User avatar #42 - dafuqmang (12/14/2014) [-]
My favorite thing to do is order a pizza, get really fucking high. Then pace waiting for the pizza.

Then I eat a whole, delicious Artisan pizza from Domino's.

I don't get munchies. I just see food and if I start eating whilst high, I don't stop.
User avatar #43 - captainprincess (12/14/2014) [-]
>get really high
>pace

u wot
you can evne stand?
User avatar #44 - dafuqmang (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.

I'm very heady when I am high. I don't start melting until I get comfortable. Once I get comfortable, I sit there staring at a wall for 2 hours, thinking it's 2 minutes.
User avatar #45 - captainprincess (12/14/2014) [-]
Well we've all been there
Come out of a shower thinking "Fuck man I've been here all day!"
Literally just an hour
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User avatar #67 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
hey check newest comments on that true dat content you commented on gotcha
User avatar #68 to #67 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
lol its a little out of line though.
User avatar #69 to #68 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
how about now?
User avatar #70 to #69 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
better
User avatar #53 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
penis for old times sake?
User avatar #54 to #53 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
**** no, i got banned for 12 hours last time lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
hahaha really?
User avatar #56 to #55 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
i checked your account and you only got 1 hour, you probably didnt see since you were logged off longer than an hour
User avatar #57 to #56 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I was off for a couple of days and my profile pic had been switched on me now that I remember. haha oh man it was so epic though
User avatar #58 to #57 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah defineitly, sooks flagged us i guess.
User avatar #59 to #58 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
why? it was a dildo lighten up
User avatar #61 to #59 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
i thought it was an actual dick lol, maybe thats why.
User avatar #62 to #61 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
well it was a realistic dildo haha
User avatar #63 to #62 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Can you make balls of the one you have on right now? Cos that one looks cartoonish.
User avatar #64 to #63 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
this dildo didnt have balls so It will be a bit more difficult
User avatar #65 to #64 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
dont worry about it then
User avatar #66 to #65 - itsalright (03/20/2013) [-]
yeah this just had a knob thing on the end not as fun btw I have too many dildo pics saved now cause of this. It got weird.
User avatar #52 - itsalright (03/15/2013) [-]
lol i saw that big ol ball sack you made
haha
#51 - pidgeyownzu (03/15/2013) [-]
what for 10 of your insanity souls ?
User avatar #47 - donkeyfetus (03/10/2013) [-]
funniest guy 2k13
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User avatar #38 - splayed (02/28/2013) [-]
Thanks, wasn't needed though :)
User avatar #39 to #38 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
oh.
#35 - stargazerlily (02/27/2013) [-]
Do you have an extra book of endless nightmares? I'd give you a pink pony head for it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Still want it, i was out for a bit and couldnt reply.
User avatar #37 to #36 - stargazerlily (02/27/2013) [-]
Well I'd give it to you for free, but if you have that book and you don't mind we could just call it a trade.
User avatar #34 - sexymossantamby (02/25/2013) [-]
selling ur wrath stand?
#29 - zeroseventhreetwo (12/06/2012) [-]
can you post that jennet mccurdey pic on my profile, or send me a link for it? [FLAGGED]
User avatar #25 - DrAlt (10/03/2012) [-]
sure, what are you looking for towards the head?
User avatar #24 - FishInABowl (10/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for the chest
User avatar #21 - RadioactiveWaffle (10/02/2012) [-]
I don't suppose I could coax you out of your SoRT?
User avatar #22 to #21 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Make an offer.
User avatar #23 to #22 - RadioactiveWaffle (10/02/2012) [-]
Not sure honestly, I'm not one to make offers.
User avatar #19 - nippuhl (10/02/2012) [-]
Hey bro, can I decline that trade and send the exact same one again? Mines glitching up.
User avatar #20 to #19 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Yeh
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