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#31 - helterskeleton (08/24/2016) [-]
Yknow, I kind of care, but in reverse. My girlfriend of 2 years is a virgin, but I'm not, and it makes me feel really guilty. Simply because I didn't really love the girl I had sex with and just wanted to do it because I thought after the years of being around you wizards, losing your virginity would be awesome. And now, it feels like I've robbed her, a girl I actually do love, of the intimacy of a mutual first time.
#4 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
Women are whores. Find yourself a virgin.
#16 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
-unrealistic idea of sex
-unexpected behaviour in a relationship
-emotionally undeveloped yet
Dude. Let me tell you right away. Virginity is overrated. Respect yours while you have it, and don't put to much weight to it after it's gone. It's not that special anyway. Everyone has had one at some point, and most preferred to get rid of it.
#27 - anon (08/24/2016) [-]
- Someone who has not had sex
There, now was that better than berating people that maybe just don't want to have sex because women are batshit insane and we live in a world where she can cry RAPE and needs ZERO evidence and you go to prison. Virginity has nothing to do with emotional development.
If I need it that fucking bad, there's a funeral home across the road.
#50 - anon (08/24/2016) [-]
Dude stop listening to the media and go outside once in a while. Also stop listening to Funnyjunkers. They're more bat shit crazy then the average chick.
#43 - anon (08/24/2016) [-]
"women are ****** insane" probably has more to do with your virginity than choice.
#3 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
What makes this one special if you'll screw anything that moves? Your feelings? What happened to actions speak louder than words?
#32 - namenotallowed (08/24/2016) [-]
A lot of that comes from the young and hormonal so I wouldn't get to worked up. I use to think flings were awesome but it's ultimately empty and not very satisfying for the reasons you laid out. What's the point if anyone get it if they ask, or who's using who in the situation? At the end of the day you end up just feeling like a tool for people to use whenever they're horny substance just goes right out the window.
I'm not exactly against the occasional fling we are only human after all but yeah I agree completely sex with meaning is more satisfying and shows a level of respect that just doesn't exist in the fling life.
#34 - carlonord (08/24/2016) [-]
Aye, probably. Its just that not a day goes by where I don't hear that someone my age is either fucking a new guy, or is pregnant. I'm fucking 18 for christs sake. I just want a good girl, someone I don't have to fear will cheat on me when I stop looking, not after the last one.
#36 - namenotallowed (08/24/2016) [-]
Afraid I can't really reassure you on that since my last relationship had my ex cheat on me. She was away at the time and the worse part is that after she said she loved me she went and rode a guy like not even a hesitation.
Not all women are like that of course but that doesn't really make it better unfortunately for those affected by it. You'll find someone and it will matter but it's going to be a lot harder just don't settle and don't push yourself to try with someone you aren't comfortable with.
#8 - dbqpdb (08/23/2016) [-]
I wouldn't mind sleeping with a woman who wasn't a virgin if I weren't one, but I prefer my first time being with someone just as inexperienced so there's no pressure to get things right right away. Though, even after being with someone, I'd rather not get with someone who's used to having casual flings on a regular basis.
#13 - anythingoes (08/23/2016) [-]
My first time was with someone more experienced, and she said she was flatered.
I'd go on a limb and say your fear is unfounded, lest you fuck an actual bitch who feels like complaining about your lack of experience (not gonna say those don't exist, but the world is comprised of more than just assholes, so I'd say you're fine).
#9 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
I'm in the same boat. I ain't a virgin anymore, kinda wish I was because my first time with with a girl who abused the shit out of me, and it wasn't really a fun experience for the short while it lasted before she flipped her lid. Suffice to say she was crazy, 10 second first time because she suddenly changed her mind and called me a rapist, I'm totally serious. I should've dumped her on the spot.
Feels like I missed out out on having a real first time honestly...
#11 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
Wasn't even 10 seconds, just a ballpark figure, was more like 5 but 10 just sounds more believable when I tell people online, hard to perceive if I'm making it up is all.
I figured the same thing too, but when I told one of my IRL friends, he just said that as soon as it's in, that's it. Idk, seems unimportant at this point. Besides, now I kind of know what to expect, no big reveal for me anymore, so in that sense I ain't anymore...
#17 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
You'll still have your big reveal if you'll do it with a person you care about - it will be great, honest, full of passion, and you will lose any previous doubt once you've experienced it. The difference will be crystal clear for you, trust me. Your friend doesn't know shit.
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