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#8 - Ouch dude 23 hours ago on Anon meets the Heavy 0
#12 - In the new 52 run terry was introduced in Futures end So hes t… 08/19/2014 on I am Batman +1
#235 - thank you 08/17/2014 on themightymrplow's profile 0
#231 - did you ever get that one girls pic that she took down super fast?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/17/2014 on themightymrplow's profile 0
#232 - themightymrplow (08/17/2014) [-]
No, but now that you mention it...
janosaudron Soulcaster mexistash guyanon nerdrage rottie Dalhoff sockbag jolljoemac Itbuttstrong AztecJew thatreallysmartguy emerest denna thearcher zelyx sexualhairassment

I asked the man in this picture if he saved it, and this was his response. He won't share. Do what you will.
User avatar #237 - themightymrplow (08/19/2014) [-]
redrepeater and impureparadox have similar interests
#238 - impureparadox (08/19/2014) [-]
thanks for letting me know, regardless of whether or not we got it.
User avatar #236 - sexualhairassment (08/18/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want that picture up, then lets all collectively fuck off.
User avatar #235 - brackgrapple (08/17/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #234 - AztecJew (08/17/2014) [-]
well clearly someone is choosing not to be a bro. Unless they live in the same town I don't see what he could hope to gain by heeding her wishes in this case. But whatever. At this point I'm over it. There are enough women who make empty promises or will lead you on in real life so I'm damn sure not gonna fret over one behind a screen.
#233 - zelyx (08/17/2014) [-]
I asked him two days ago, this was his response

janosaudron Soulcaster mexistash guyanon nerdrage rottie Dalhoff sockbag jolljoemac Itbuttstrong AztecJew thatreallysmartguy emerest denna thearcher zelyx sexualhairassment themightymrplow brackgrapple
#11 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Sweet revenge +54
User avatar #44 - arstya (08/15/2014) [-]
I...would probably let her man-handle me for days.
#40 - fecal (08/15/2014) [-]
well obviously if your wife is a russian bear-woman you are never going to win an argument
#37 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
Still can't open the jar it's wrist movement only men gave that wrist movement
User avatar #33 - chickenbones (08/15/2014) [-]
Her face reminds me of one of the femail characters in TES 4 oblivion for some reason.
#29 - thatguyblaze (08/15/2014) [-]
#48 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
is that filthy goddamn frank?
#15 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
I dated a girl for 5 years that was a black belt in Karate. It didn't intimidate me, in fact I think it made her a more relaxed, more chill person being confident that she didn't have yell or scream to feel powerful and equal. You should try dating someone strong or a fighter, you might be surprised how much of a bro she can be.
User avatar #22 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
My buddy is dating a girl right now who was a Tae-kwon-do instructor, she's cool as fuck, gave me a copy of Arkham Origins.
User avatar #17 - bobthedilder (08/15/2014) [-]
Did did she ever taekwon-do you?
#41 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
I dated her for 3 years and then on again, off again for another 3 years(you know that kind of "show up at 3am with some emergency so you can have sex and then date for 6 months" kind of thing) and we never fought other than the wrestling that leads to sex.

She did one time early in the relationship tell me that she would never fight me because of the weight difference(I've lifted for years and most of the time would consider myself "bearmode", 6'2" 220-240lbs, pic related, very similar build and she was 5'7" and 130lbs. In all honesty though she was fit and wicked quick and would DESTROY me standing up in an actual fight. When we were play fighting I would just pin her, then kiss her ;)
#14 - mrbojingles (08/15/2014) [-]
her face looks fake......still just like gravysponge said death by snoo snoo
#12 - gravysponge (08/15/2014) [-]
im ready for my death by snoo-snoo
#149825 - thanks 08/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#149708 - Any of you ever have really bad dandruff problems?  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #149752 - misticalz (08/14/2014) [-]
no but try ultrablue
User avatar #149825 - brackgrapple (08/14/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #149756 - ultrablue (08/14/2014) [-]
Stop mentioning me in relation to hair products
User avatar #149767 - teoberry (08/14/2014) [-]
should we mention you in relation to shit music?
User avatar #149777 - ultrablue (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, we save that distinction for you, honey
User avatar #149778 - teoberry (08/14/2014) [-]
brb cutting myself
#149780 - ultrablue (08/14/2014) [-]
#149730 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
T-Gel.
User avatar #149718 - awesomerninjathing (08/14/2014) [-]
used to
#63 - alright thanks dude 08/12/2014 on Bilbo Freeman 0
#26 - If you've read all his works you've read the similarion correc…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Bilbo Freeman 0
User avatar #60 - galgawine (08/12/2014) [-]
Hey there, I'm Galgawine mentioned by ljxjlos and if you havent already read it I made a comp a while ago that summarizes a small part of the Silmarillion if you are interested in reading it. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4675290/LotR+Facts+Part+5/
I don't plan on making new comps soon but if you go through the ones I've already made and uploaded on my profile, it's a good bit of reading material and should keep you occupied for a while ;)
User avatar #63 - brackgrapple (08/12/2014) [-]
alright thanks dude
User avatar #50 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Summing up the Silmarillion would be like summing up the Bible, man, It´s impossible to come close to the real thing with a short summary.

I might, tho, if galgawine or tolkienexplain don´t plan too, someday do some comps on the Silmarillion, Lost Stories, etc, etc considering how many people on here seem to be interested in Tolkiens other works.
#61 - atomschlumpf (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
God makes Gods, Gods make a classical song that makes the world, but one god doesn´t do classical so he fucks shit up with death metal. Thus come evil and balrogs into the world. Then there are elves and Feanor does stones who are pretty neat, kinda like the ring x 3 x 10000000000000000. Evil God finds them neat, too, tries to steal them, etc, etc, hilarities ensue involving the stabbing of trees, spiders eating themselves, elves killing each other, burning ships, thousandfold pain and suffering, dragons, bigger dragons, bigger dragons with wings, bigger dragons with fire and bigger dragons with magic. Also a dragon as big as the mountains with fire, wings and magics. Also a flying ship. Also because it´s Tolkien: Eagles. Quite many eagles, actually and they´re way more badass. Kill a Dragon and clawfuck a bad god and stuff like that. There´s also Suicide involving Sisterfucking, evil dwarves, evil emo elves and numerous other evil fuckers. Oh, and a sleeping song for an evil god, a talking dog, Sauron getting fucked in a rhyme-battle by the highking of the elves, porn for hair fetishists and yet another tower falling to pieces...

yeah. bam. the silmarillion.

backgrapple i hope that helps

atomschlumpf, how does it feel to be old?
User avatar #67 - atomschlumpf (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm interested in that hair porn, tbh



And it kinda feels like I have to tell some little fuckers go get the hell of mah lawn
User avatar #68 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Luthien, the most beautiful woman to ever live makes a cloak out of her own hair that makes people sleep when she touches them.

Great. I´m looking forward to that.
User avatar #69 - atomschlumpf (08/12/2014) [-]
That's a lot more softcore than I imagined it would be

Tbh I try to not think so much about my age ^^
User avatar #70 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Well, it´s Tolkien, there isn´t going to be real porn in there. Eagles, tho.

Better that way, man, I hate thinking about the future.
User avatar #71 - atomschlumpf (08/12/2014) [-]
Well there's always rule 34 for that

Future sucks. Don't even want to think that I have another test on 18th and I should actually learn instead of doing shit on here
User avatar #72 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Nah, man, that story is way to beautiful and romantic to fap to it.

Meh, I do the same all the time. Not to mention that I´ll be finished with University, soon - and I still don´t know what to do afterwards...
User avatar #73 - atomschlumpf (08/12/2014) [-]
Nothing's sacred.


Just start studying BWL
User avatar #74 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Nah, man, nah.

Nah, man, nah.

Just...Nah, man, nah.
User avatar #75 - atomschlumpf (08/12/2014) [-]
Nah....?
User avatar #76 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #65 - ljxjlos (08/12/2014) [-]
also, xfishy, there´s some túrin in there, too.
User avatar #66 - xfishy (08/12/2014) [-]
cool stuff, I've got a copy of the Silmarillion laying around, but I never got around to reading it
User avatar #53 - tolkienexplain (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm way too lazy to make comps but i'll probably keep replying to comments, Galgawine is way better then me at the whole comp thing.
#1017631 - Every link ive tried doesnt work :s they just sit at 0 08/12/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - brackgrapple (06/21/2014) [-]
oohoh man you actually did it
User avatar #17 - legendaryhero (01/15/2014) [-]
uhh apparently i have these tests going on i knew nothing about >.>
Don't go to school one day because you are sick and you miss the next week's schedule..
I'll see if I can to it today.
I'm sorry if you were waiting for it :c
User avatar #18 to #17 - brackgrapple (01/15/2014) [-]
Well thanks man
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