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#173 - **bowlerjeffrey rolls 2,573** here you go  [+] (1 reply) 11/20/2013 on God Damn Batman. 0
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#178 - iitoxictz (11/20/2013) [-]
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#14 - **bowlerjeffrey rolled a random image posted in comment #12 …  [+] (1 reply) 11/19/2013 on google earth 0
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#43 - cosmicapprentice (11/19/2013) [-]
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#87 - Why is the Christianity less than the Jewish, I think Jewish h…  [+] (17 replies) 11/19/2013 on There's truth in this 0
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#119 - kingbulbasaur (11/19/2013) [-]
Maybe in these days, yeah. But if you read the bible, you kind of start to think that the Jews define 'cruel and unusual punishment'. (I don't wanna quote you, sorry -- too lazy. Took bible classes from fucking 1st - 8th grade so I know they're really fucked up. At least in the bible, they are.)
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#100 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
The Jewish religion has 613 commandments, where as Christianity has 10. Everything in Judaism is more extreme, and their extremists are far more extreme then Christian or Muslim. I studied world religions for a while, and Judaism is pretty intense.
#94 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
Jews follow some pretty fucked up shit.
Zechariah 13:3
If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
Deuteronomy 17:12
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel.
Exodus 21:15
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.
Joshua 7:15
"The one who has stolen what was set apart for destruction will himself be burned with fire, along with everything he has, for he has broken the covenant of the LORD and has done a horrible thing in Israel." - God
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#105 - junkiesrevenge (11/19/2013) [-]
Also there is that whole Lot and his daughters thing....you know the one! God gets all grumpy at Soddom and Ghommorrah, so destroys both the cities, something to do with gay sex or people raping angels (it's a bit ambiguous). Saves Lot and his wife and daughters, but they can't look back at the destruction of the cities, Lot's wife does, bam pillar of salt, dead. So Lot and his daughters hole up in some cave and think they are the last surviving humans in the world, which God does nothing to deny, he could have said something, but apparently God was all about what was going to happen next, which was that Lot's daughters start to get horny, and Lot is the only man around or perhaps left in the world....but they know Lot won't go for shagging his daughters because he is a good man so they get him drunk every night and rape the poor bastard. God does nothing to stop this! I mean seriously what is the Jewish version of God's deal!? Incestuous Father rape is fine as long as it's daughters and not sons doing the rape? Jewish beliefs are all weird
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#107 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
To fucking right, there is a reason the middle east fucking hates Israel.
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#104 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
I should probably go rape Megan Fox, and pay her dad fifty pieces of silver. See you later guys I'm gettin' married to Megan Fox.
#106 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
Do it then don't talk about it.
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#109 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
Your Autism is showing.
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#111 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
I have ASPD, close but no potato.
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#112 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
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#113 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes it is ok. Am i autistic enough for you yet?
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#115 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
well that last comment seemed pretty normal
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#116 - TwiztidNinja (11/19/2013) [-]
I like to think i am pretty normal all things considered.
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#117 - rocksteady (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure you are
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#91 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Go to Israel, and you'll change your mind.
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#92 - bowlerjeffrey (11/19/2013) [-]
I would actually like to go to Israel anyway, and it probably would change my mind