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#14 - Yeah, and when does it get to -20 F in Texas?  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Anon describes life in... +7
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#29 - hasinvadedyou (3 hours ago) [-]
when your ugly ass goes into a bar it drops -20 F immediately
#31 - ogdonaldangel (1 hour ago) [-]
that burn was so cold you gotta switch to kelvins
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#19 - clannadqs (5 hours ago) [-]
Who cares? The humidity is lower in Minnesota on average and it's colder in the summer. I would 100% prefer to layer up than deal with the heat 24/7. I live in Georgia and it's still 90 degrees+ every day even further up north in the state while it's barely 80 every day now in Minnesota. I know a lot of people don't do physical activity during the day, but being in a job that sometimes requires it and dealing with it throughout high school the heat down here is horrible.
#18 - justtocomment (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, Minnesota might have the largest variance in temperature, but the heat is nothing compared to Texas/Arizona.
My point is that talking about dying of heat exhaustion and 400° sidewalks because it got into the low 90s is fucking laughable.
But to answer your question: February of 1933, apparently.
#21 - git clone github://bogdan/cake.git cd cake make ma…  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on fak u linux +11
#28 - zenthos (4 hours ago) [-]
Windows is so much easier!
Click download from web browser
Save cake.exe to desktop
Click cake.exe twice to open
Click ignore windows security warning
Click Run cake.exe
Click start install wizard
Scroll down to agree to terms and conditions
Click I agree to terms and conditions
Don't agree to install ask.com toolbar
Click custom install
Uncheck all the non related cake adware
Click install to c:/programfiles
Click no on "do you want to install super free 阿music bar"
You will need to use malwarbytes if you say yes
Cake.exe successfully installed
Click restart now on "you need to restart PC" popup
Now see if there is a desktop shortcut cut
Notice there is not
Open file explorer go to c:/programfiles/cake
Click bin folder
Copy shortcut to desktop
See permissions warning click ignore
Now minimize file explorer
Click cake shout cut
Presto enjoy cake!

Checkmate Linux!
#31 - ltstrom (3 hours ago) [-]
Be on Cent OS
> sudo yum install cake -y
> sudopassword.type
> wait 10 seconds (or whatever)
> cake

Now i have cake whenever i ask for it linux 1 microsoft -9999
#33 - zenthos (3 hours ago) [-]
Uh nice try there buddy. But I have been in stores and the only computers you can buy is PC or Apple. Can say I have ever seen what your talking about in a store. So I guess it's not real.

Show me where yum is on a mouse or keyboard
#35 - ltstrom (3 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough i guess you caught me, oh wait the yum key is right next to the any key hmmm strange.

#9 - >Implying this ever happens Seriously any of you g…  [+] (11 new replies) 6 hours ago on suburban Moms +3
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#15 - catfishy (4 hours ago) [-]
My parents, siblings, everybody in my family smokes intensely but my mom is insanely anti-drugs
to the point of it being silly.
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#16 - catfishy (3 hours ago) [-]
Ok fine, sorry i dared to speak ill of the smoker crowed jeez.
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#18 - ragingbrony (3 hours ago) [-]
You got thumbed down by 1 anon.
Don't be a bitch
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#19 - catfishy (3 hours ago) [-]
sorry, had idea you cared.
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#20 - catfishy (3 hours ago) [-]
no idea*
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#12 - zwittertwo (5 hours ago) [-]
My mom said she'd be fine with me smoking pot, but if she found out I ever did hard drugs she'd beat me.. I'm safe in general cuz I'm a fucking loser and don't do drugs.
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#39 - politicalslap (21 minutes ago) [-]
how can you be a loser if you dont do drugs....

staying clean makes you a winner
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#43 - zwittertwo (9 minutes ago) [-]
Don't all the cool kids do drugs or something?
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#44 - politicalslap (7 minutes ago) [-]
theyre posers

be yourself... dont try to conform to the fakes
#11 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
My parents were more likely to kick my ass than drink their sorrows if they caught me with drugs.
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#10 - elduroto (6 hours ago) [-]
You'd be surprised
#36 - And judging from this gif their plot is already better too. 7 hours ago on Halo 5 Minigame - Hungry... +32
#75 - the second one. he fully backs it.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2016 on I can die happy +1
#82 - inchesofbanter (08/26/2016) [-]
No he definitely bailed, he said that the money could be used on the NHS and then when people questioned him he said made the excuse that that's what it could go to.
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#76 - frostbitcanadian (08/26/2016) [-]
ok thanks
#1048 - Well I could have gone the rest of my life without ever seeing that. 08/25/2016 on Roll the hottest girl possible 0
#1045 - **bothemastaofall used "*roll picture*"** **bothemastaofall…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Roll the hottest girl possible 0
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#1048 - bothemastaofall (08/25/2016) [-]
Well I could have gone the rest of my life without ever seeing that.
#36 - Whites BTFO and I'm not even mad about it. Except I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... +26
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#37 - sugoi (08/25/2016) [-]
I assume you are yet to meet David-kun?

BasedKubo Subs Davidokun loves Japan 240pavi
#6 - or is it historybuff ? 08/25/2016 on The Insurance Decryption... 0
#5 - and historybuf becuz reasons  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on The Insurance Decryption... 0
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#6 - bothemastaofall (08/25/2016) [-]
or is it historybuff ?