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#31 - Good. This particular woman participated in violent riots for … 07/24/2016 on Yet another news being... 0
#46 - Shapeshift while alone to see if God is always watching or NSA  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men +15
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#67 - seymourg (07/23/2016) [-]
Don't forget about big brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#45 - This one never made sense. Aren't your hands touching you all … 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men +2
#44 - If I jump 100ft in the air, I had to push against the ground w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men +29
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#55 - ztheart (07/23/2016) [-]
This is assuming you land on your feet. If you land on your legs this isn't entirely true.
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#54 - avatice (07/23/2016) [-]
Well I was at first just bsing you cause I figured if he maid the jump in the first place then that there would be some sort of protective mechanism in place because after all, you can't jump if your legs are crippled just from tensing up. But that was just a technicality. But I ended up getting into it and I did some maths which may or may not be wrong and I figured that he would have to have a initial velocity to jump 100 feet. That means if I assume that the period over which he gained this velocity was about a quarter of a second then he experienced an acceleration of about 96.8 meters per second squared. This is pretty well within human tolerance. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force I have no idea about the tolerance of his legs. And that's pretty hard to calculate considering the the complexity of the human musculoskeletal system. So he might pass out but he would probably be ok. So given that he could make the jump and maybe land on a 100 ft tall building it might work. And it's good to consider that an acceleration directed upwards into open air is probably a little different than a the same deceleration directed into concrete.
But I'm no expert and this could very well be total horseshit so take it for what you will.
#35 - Actually you'd break your legs on liftoff, since energy can't …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men +20
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#40 - avatice (07/23/2016) [-]
I can't tell if you seriously think that or not.
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#44 - bothemastaofall (07/23/2016) [-]
If I jump 100ft in the air, I had to push against the ground with enough force to launch myself. I have to give myself enough kinetic energy to reach 100ft so I can have maximum potential energy at the height of my jump.

When I land, all that potential energy must reconvert into kinetic energy, which cawfee has stated will break my legs. I am going to hit the ground as fast as I left it.

tl;dr If my legs can't survive the energy of the fall, they sure as hell can't withstand the energy required to launch me in the first place.
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#55 - ztheart (07/23/2016) [-]
This is assuming you land on your feet. If you land on your legs this isn't entirely true.
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#54 - avatice (07/23/2016) [-]
Well I was at first just bsing you cause I figured if he maid the jump in the first place then that there would be some sort of protective mechanism in place because after all, you can't jump if your legs are crippled just from tensing up. But that was just a technicality. But I ended up getting into it and I did some maths which may or may not be wrong and I figured that he would have to have a initial velocity to jump 100 feet. That means if I assume that the period over which he gained this velocity was about a quarter of a second then he experienced an acceleration of about 96.8 meters per second squared. This is pretty well within human tolerance. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force I have no idea about the tolerance of his legs. And that's pretty hard to calculate considering the the complexity of the human musculoskeletal system. So he might pass out but he would probably be ok. So given that he could make the jump and maybe land on a 100 ft tall building it might work. And it's good to consider that an acceleration directed upwards into open air is probably a little different than a the same deceleration directed into concrete.
But I'm no expert and this could very well be total horseshit so take it for what you will.
#29 - Looks like Tracer actually saved someone this time. 07/23/2016 on For the greater good +1
#87 - No I meant the second. I was referring to audio I heard across… 07/23/2016 on YLYL Compilation (pt.7) 0
#15 - Source on the second (I think) Youtube with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on YLYL Compilation (pt.7) 0
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#22 - cubicalpayload (07/22/2016) [-]
I think you mean the third one. The second one was about the fucking Falkland Islands.
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#87 - bothemastaofall (07/23/2016) [-]
No I meant the second. I was referring to audio I heard across another video.

The linked youtube video and OneDrive link are differing videos, but same sound.

OneDrive has same video as second in OP's post, but differing audio
#19 - "Why can't the workers sell their product directly" …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on VITALLY IMPORTANT TO ECONOMY +1
#21 - databutt (07/21/2016) [-]
They will probably elect a figure head using seniority and since they need investors their vote will probably be counted through projected market value slips, we will call those shares, oh shit we have a CEO again.
#4 - May I ask why a single dark elf was black? 07/19/2016 on white 0