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bossauce

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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 115088 total,  125273 ,  10185
Comment Thumbs: 20588 total,  23134 ,  2546
Content Level Progress: 1.68% (84/5000)
Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 57.7% (577/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:10
Content Views:2912099
Times Content Favorited:5448 times
Total Comments Made:3112
FJ Points:2741
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

latest user's comments

#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIT +30
User avatar #4 - samoaspider (09/12/2012) [-]
i've always loved that picture
#2 - You just ruined my day OP  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Portal 2 +21
#6 - sobriety (09/12/2012) [-]
#250 - **bossauce rolls 07** notanonymous 09/11/2012 on I live in Anonymous Proxy too! +1
#3 - MFW I love chick-fil-a and support gay marriage and people s… 09/11/2012 on Chick-fil-a +6
#1 - And Justin Bieber has songs that have more views than both vid…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Internet logic 0
#2 - barackobastard (09/12/2012) [-]
yes
#83 - I love you 09/11/2012 on Mine-Eleven +2
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Roll 0
#14 - pablotheholyturtle Comment deleted by bossauce
#1 - We agree 09/11/2012 on Parents never told me to... +6
#1 - Comment deleted 09/11/2012 on *Warning Another Long Story... 0
#61 - If I haven't seen it, it's new to me  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Mine-Eleven +5
#65 - holyshitacat (09/11/2012) [-]
here you are sir
#83 - bossauce (09/11/2012) [-]
I love you
#42 - Picture 09/11/2012 on Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne... +2
#197 - kim jong's not gonna be happy when he sees this 09/11/2012 on AAAAND IT'S GONE -10
#2 - Comment deleted 09/11/2012 on Notbook +1
#3 - I'm not into faggots OP but if you insist I guess we could mak… 09/11/2012 on We're Dating Now 0
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Its SFW. I think. +32
User avatar #49 - Nivalex (09/11/2012) [-]
This amused me far to much
#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Its SFW. I think. +26
#47 - bossauce (09/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #49 - Nivalex (09/11/2012) [-]
This amused me far to much
#201 - Picture 09/11/2012 on 'Murica +4
#125 - Picture 09/11/2012 on Stats +15
#124 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Stats +11
#125 - bossauce Comment deleted by bossauce
#89 - That's why they lost by 20 to the jets  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Madden You Suck +9
User avatar #141 - salts (09/11/2012) [-]
20 in football really isn't that much....just sayin
#141 - Picture 09/10/2012 on Miracle +13
#1 - Oh look someone reposting and beating a dead horse  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on stfu JB +1
#4 - Rascal (09/17/2012) [-]
THUMBS FOR SLY!!
#3 - <OP 09/10/2012 on Pablotheholyturtle is a... 0
#3 - Yep, repost 09/10/2012 on 'merica 0
#2 - Picture 09/10/2012 on It's true you know... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
			**********		 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - Rascal (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - Rascal (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - Rascal (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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