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    Easier to Fap. Easier to Fap.
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    Holy Burrito Holy Burrito
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#63 - Comment deleted 12/21/2013 on shower sex sux 0
#18 - Sometimes I make unicorn pancakes. Yaaaaay art school. 10/02/2013 on It looks like the sun 0
#2 - I'd play the **** out of that. 09/26/2013 on New Game. +4
#38 - the neighbor's kids are getting really annoying. they wont… 09/20/2013 on Feels dump. 0
#37 - what sort of friends look like anime characters  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Here's some crap. 0
User avatar #38 - fletching (09/20/2013) [-]
At least I have friends.
User avatar #39 - missderpy (09/20/2013) [-]
O_O harsh...
#24 - My friend told me the the last guy she slept with had been bit…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Spiders +101
#495 - lolollo (09/14/2013) [-]
#456 - WootBoot (09/14/2013) [-]
#409 - jakeattack (09/14/2013) [-]
I know it's not nearly as bad:/ but just sharing
#408 - jakeattack (09/14/2013) [-]
Dude I got a tick on my fucking ballsack as a child. It went up my shorts. Then I had to be put under to get it out, fucking sucked
User avatar #419 - cjasper (09/14/2013) [-]
It's a tick of course I was going to suck
#219 - xdeathspawnx (09/14/2013) [-]
my hands instinctively went to protect my balls when reading this. This is one of the most terrible things I have ever read.
User avatar #105 - buttfacemugee (09/13/2013) [-]
How would he not feel it crawling up his pants arnt recluses more then 2 and a half inches?
User avatar #169 - commontroll (09/13/2013) [-]
They've got long spindly legs, but small bodies. If you're not paying attention (like if you're asleep or something) then you generally won't feel them, not to mention their bites aren't very painful either.
User avatar #106 - emrakul (09/13/2013) [-]
No, recluses are pretty small, dime-sized at best. Scary mofos.
#93 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, when I read your comment my balls started hurting.
#111 - Terdle 05/16/2013 on Turtles +3
#5 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Hitler +7
#11 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Found this turtle at work... +1
#122 - I still like this one. 05/06/2013 on Dexter 0
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User avatar #32 - uberteddy (03/09/2011) [-]
tits or gtfo

jkjk
User avatar #31 - viperthree (02/13/2011) [-]
Moar content! D:
User avatar #7 - uberteddy (02/01/2011) [-]
Do you know UberAndrew?
User avatar #8 to #7 - bordercat (02/01/2011) [-]
Not personally. I think I've seen some of his stuff around.
User avatar #9 to #8 - uberteddy (02/01/2011) [-]
i dont really know him either, he is a funny guy.
i tried making posts but they always get thumbed down
#10 to #9 - bordercat (02/01/2011) [-]
I weep for your sorrows.
User avatar #3 - WolfPrince (01/31/2011) [-]
do you like boys or girls?
#12 to #6 - viperthree (02/01/2011) [-]
That gif had me staring at it for a few minutes solid...  
  
<< This is my counter attack! Muahahaha!
That gif had me staring at it for a few minutes solid...

<< This is my counter attack! Muahahaha!
#13 to #12 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
DOn't fight it...
DOn't fight it...
#14 to #13 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
You-You-You monster!  
  
On an unrelated note...I had about four or five different reaction faces that would have applies, but I ended up going for this.
You-You-You monster!

On an unrelated note...I had about four or five different reaction faces that would have applies, but I ended up going for this.
#15 to #14 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
I enjoy this .gif. However, due to my lack of "penis" I am unable to use it properly.
#16 to #15 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
If only there were a clever little video editor that could replace penis with clit :P Amirite? *brofist* wait...would that still be a brofist or something else? O.o
#17 to #16 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
You right. And I'm totes chill with brofists.
#18 to #17 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
And remember, it's safety first while brofist is engaged.
#19 to #18 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
Don't forget this...
#20 to #19 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
O.o ... The thought never crossed my mind...but now that you mentioned it.

*in other news, It was a toss up between this and the 'that is my fetish.jpg*
#22 to #21 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
Would I be correct in assuming you're American? I've only ever seen Americans say the drawn out 'nice' >.>
#23 to #22 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
You wouldn't be wrong there. Why? From which counrty do you heil from?
#24 to #23 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
I died laughing at that image, fukken saved!

<< Pic related, I'm from Down Unde*insert any one of a million aussie puns/jokes there*
#25 to #24 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
Awww, I flip noodles for your accents there. I watched Kanagroo Jack the other day. Do you really say, "mate" all the time?
#26 to #25 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
I've never quite heard the expression "Flipped noddles" before O.o

Yeah, we say it a fair bit, it mostly depends where the person if from, people from the city don't seem to say it that much, but out bush way they say it all the time.

<< Every thing you need to know about the geography here.
#27 to #26 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
Looks like a FUN place to live. "Flipped noodels" is one of my own things. I haven't heard anyone say it either... That and "holy buritos". Hopefully they'll both catch on.

Take that picture and spread it, Aussie friend. Take it and spread it across FJ.
(Made that myself :D)
#28 to #27 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
Indeed, The beaches are bad though. Heh, Sounds like something Robin would say "Holy buritos Batman!"

O.o That applied to some kind of std would be a horrible, horrible funny statement! :P
#29 to #28 - bordercat (02/02/2011) [-]
Like this?
#30 to #29 - viperthree (02/02/2011) [-]
Pretty much, and knowing FJ, just as homoerotic as the original! :D
#2 - viperthree (01/31/2011) [-]
Subscribed and friend request sent, mostly because The comic is one of the better drawn ones I've seen in a long while, assuming it's yours. >.>

<< For your OCD.
#5 to #2 - bordercat (02/01/2011) [-]
OH, jesus. That's going to bother me. And YEAH. That's my OC alright. Trying to raise the standard of comics here on FJ. Look for the "-C" in the bottom. That's how you know they're mine.
#11 to #5 - viperthree (02/01/2011) [-]
Good good, It will be nice to see comic that aren't MSpaint drawn stick figures.
User avatar #1 - articvibe (01/31/2011) [-]
look forward to seeing more of your work. :)

P.S.
COMENT. VIRGINITY. SMASHED.
dw i was gentle.. ish
#4 to #1 - bordercat (02/01/2011) [-]
OH GOD I THINK I'M BLEEDING! I'm working on a piece right as we speak... More fap related stuff. Not intentionally.
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