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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:1/30/2011
Last Login:3/15/2014
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Level 15 Content: New Here → Level 16 Content: New Here
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Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:13 times
Total Comments Made:208
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latest user's comments

#63 - Comment deleted 12/21/2013 on shower sex sux 0
#18 - Sometimes I make unicorn pancakes. Yaaaaay art school. 10/02/2013 on It looks like the sun 0
#2 - I'd play the **** out of that. 09/26/2013 on New Game. +4
#38 - the neighbor's kids are getting really annoying. they wont… 09/20/2013 on Feels dump. 0
#37 - what sort of friends look like anime characters  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Here's some crap. 0
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#38 - fletching (09/20/2013) [-]
At least I have friends.
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#39 - missderpy (09/20/2013) [-]
O_O harsh...
#24 - My friend told me the the last guy she slept with had been bit…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Spiders +101
#495 - lolollo (09/14/2013) [-]
#456 - WootBoot (09/14/2013) [-]
#409 - jakeattack (09/14/2013) [-]
I know it's not nearly as bad:/ but just sharing
#408 - jakeattack (09/14/2013) [-]
Dude I got a tick on my fucking ballsack as a child. It went up my shorts. Then I had to be put under to get it out, fucking sucked
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#419 - cjasper (09/14/2013) [-]
It's a tick of course I was going to suck
#219 - xdeathspawnx (09/14/2013) [-]
my hands instinctively went to protect my balls when reading this. This is one of the most terrible things I have ever read.
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#105 - buttfacemugee (09/13/2013) [-]
How would he not feel it crawling up his pants arnt recluses more then 2 and a half inches?
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#169 - commontroll (09/13/2013) [-]
They've got long spindly legs, but small bodies. If you're not paying attention (like if you're asleep or something) then you generally won't feel them, not to mention their bites aren't very painful either.
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#106 - emrakul (09/13/2013) [-]
No, recluses are pretty small, dime-sized at best. Scary mofos.
#93 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, when I read your comment my balls started hurting.
#111 - Terdle 05/16/2013 on Turtles +3
#5 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Hitler +7
#11 - Picture 05/14/2013 on Found this turtle at work... +1
#122 - I still like this one. 05/06/2013 on Dexter 0
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