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#11 - dun dun dun DUN BWA BWABA BUH BWWWAAAAAHHHHH … 09/22/2015 on Here ya go mr.Skeleton 0
#23 - the beginning of the piano bit reminded me of this. 09/22/2015 on X-treme Webm comp part 15/32 0
#38 - sometimes i like to bite off the tip of my cone and felch the … 09/22/2015 on Ugh?! +15
#17 - hold on. hold on. hold on i have something for this. … 09/21/2015 on Children +4
#16 - put up another counter to the left of the thumbs with a little…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on correction +5
User avatar #17 - santamansan (09/21/2015) [-]
Maybe, but it could be a bitch to site a secondary scoring system.
I have no idea about CSs or whatever, but I imagine it would, or many more websites with more development teams would probably have it.
For all we know adman could be working on it right now.
#40 - what are poppers what's with handkerchiefs do all gay …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/21/2015 on tales from a gaybar 6 +28
User avatar #46 - evilanakie (09/21/2015) [-]
popper is a bottle you smell and get hard
handkerchiefs go in your back pocket to signal what you are into
not all gay bars, there are more than one type from little cafes to megaclubs
yes broom broom
#55 - vorarephilia (09/21/2015) [-]
so for the handkerchiefs, how accurate is this chart? I got it from a book about homicide investigation, but it is a decade out of date.
User avatar #67 - sirfistalot (09/21/2015) [-]
thats fucking discusting...
User avatar #56 - evilanakie (09/21/2015) [-]
most bars in my area use www.sacbolt.com/hankycode.html
some bars have different codes
#69 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/22/2015) [-]
...exactly how common is a brown hanky?

Also most gay bars I assume would have dim/non-truecolor lighting how the fuck are you supposed to differentiate mustard from yellow
User avatar #70 - evilanakie (09/22/2015) [-]
i dont think ive seen a brown hanky at the bar
thank fuck
and you see what looks like your color
and you talk to them
its not a lock in contract oh you have yellow get in the van wait thats mustard fuck that
User avatar #57 - vorarephilia (09/21/2015) [-]
Well that's more accurate than I thought. I for some reason didn't think handkerchiefs were used at all and that chart was in error. in a textbook filled with clinical precision and decades of experience from every writer, I presumed that chart to be false on the grounds of "that sounds silly"

Learn something new every day.
#52 - ohlawditschristmas (09/21/2015) [-]
What is the significance of a mustard handkerchief with a 4 inch dick? or was it just the fact that he had a 4 inch dick?
User avatar #53 - evilanakie (09/21/2015) [-]
he was wearing it on the dom side
which basicly flags "i have 8+inches"
User avatar #50 - alapazama (09/21/2015) [-]
why aren't you allowed to use deodorant? that seems counter-productive
User avatar #51 - evilanakie (09/21/2015) [-]
ruins the leather
most homos here prefer the smell of a "real man" which is clean showered with fresh sweat from dancing not rotting sweat from say work or being a fatass
also stick 100 homos with various deoderants and stuff in a room
worse than a middle school locker
User avatar #41 - pheonixinstinct (09/21/2015) [-]
evilanakie , these questions need answered!
#14 - is it illegal to sell naked tubbytime pictures of yourself fro… 09/21/2015 on I give up on this planet +1
#36 - look it's complicated ok 09/21/2015 on Metal Gear +9
#26 - depending on the force of the storm and how the scene is shot,… 09/20/2015 on Yeah...fuck clowns man... +1
#17 - take this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2015 on Free willy +66
#26 - dasbrot (09/20/2015) [-]


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