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#23 - He has really let his triceps go in his old age  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on AWNAHLD +2
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#61 - hydrosbro (05/23/2016) [-]
rolled back, shitty form and then goes off to think he's the shit
#12 - might be a similar thing to how Vegetarians always feel like t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on /fit/izen works for Willy... +8
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#24 - umbrage (05/20/2016) [-]
Probably something like this.

It might be that the body switches from burning carbs/fats to burning protein for energy? So you have a way bigger energy source but it's not really good for you.
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#95 - Its often called Cold Thermogenesis and Jack Kruze is really g… 04/11/2016 on Shiver your fat off!!! 0
#23 - have a thumb 03/29/2016 on Food/Spices in its natural... +4
#19 - dude her dad and mom are both shinobi  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2016 on BEST NARUTO JUTSU -1
#21 - amuzen (03/27/2016) [-]
in an alternate universe. I think the wikias wrong for saying they're shinobi of the leaf, in the movie when everyone's gearing up to go to war they're seen wearing civilian clothes and criticizing Sakura for being a ninja and I don't remember it ever being confirmed throughout either the movie or road to sakura that they are actually shinobi in the main timeline. If they were Shinobi it seems odd they'd disclude them, even in filler, from participating in the ninjar war.
#23 - amuzen (03/27/2016) [-]
hmmm ok I guess the wife fought off a sumo wrestler until konohamaru arrived in one of the fillers which is their confirmation as being ninjas. In that case they're just really really shitty ninjas.
#29 - amuzen (03/27/2016) [-]
Even then I don't know if that really confirms them as ninja so much as just 'oh man they're moms and mom's kick ass because reasons!' I mean Kiba's mom is a straight up actual ninja with ninjutsu and a forehead protector and everything and she isn't positioned with the allied mom force in that episode. She's off fighting in the war. Plus neither her mom or her dad is seen wearing a forehead protector at any point (the thing that identifys someone as a tried and true ninja) and that line where they criticize Sakura for being a ninja just feels super out of place if they're actually ninja's themselves. It seems the only reason she's considered a ninja is because she hits someone on the head with a frying pan in a filler episode and the logic follows that if she weren't a ninja using taijutsu she wouldn't have been able to hurt them. To be honest though I can't watch that full episode through and take a single moment seriously because it's super cringey. I mean, come'on, a rogue group of sumo wrestlers attacks the leaf village because all the men are away at war so the previously non combat mom's team up to fight them to show the world what strong independent woman they are? Come on everything about that bit of filler just feels retarded. At least Road to Naruto and Road to Sakura are kind of canon because Masashi Kishimoto himself helped create it.
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#501952 - wait is the party already over i only just got here?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN +2
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#501953 - putinlover (03/18/2016) [-]
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#6 - ***** do you even Mudurai?? but yeah its fun on low le…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2016 on Tips and tricks for warframers 0
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#7 - GuthirexLeader (03/18/2016) [-]
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