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#2662812 - I heard there was a Skullgirls thread going on. Also …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Friendly 0
#2662813 - GodzillaFTW (02/07/2015) [-]
TFW Used to beat everyone with my Ms Fortune but there always dat one guy here dat I could never beat
#2662809 - It pretty much is already. I mean, Beowulf's dick has a ji…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Friendly 0
#2662811 - princekyle (02/07/2015) [-]
HELL YEAH IT DOES
#2654564 - This^ Along with new item descriptions, enemy be… 02/04/2015 on Friendly 0
#2654556 - So Dark Souls II had a MASSIVE update today adding literal ton…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2654568 - blitzeddoom (02/04/2015) [-]
I'll have to check that out
Hopefully it's not similar to the rest of the game
User avatar #2654561 - iamdrew (02/04/2015) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #2654564 - boltam (02/04/2015) [-]
lordranandbeyond.tumblr.com/post/108153462072/bandainamcous-attention-dark-souls-ii-fans-a

This^
Along with new item descriptions, enemy behaviors, and tons of other stuff.
#2654358 - The new Jaws movie looks fantastic. 02/04/2015 on Friendly 0
#2651905 - So I know I showed off the wonders of the game The Crypt of th… 02/03/2015 on Friendly 0
#2644222 - I've discovered a new obsession and it's this. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Friendly +2
#2644237 - Hypno Toad (01/31/2015) [-]
I want it

but am no money
User avatar #2644230 - hunman (01/31/2015) [-]
>Play with your own MP3s
>Available on Linux
FUCK YES
User avatar #2644255 - elbrysobrony (01/31/2015) [-]
They don't have the play with your own MP3 thing yet. Still in beta.
User avatar #2644226 - elbrysobrony (01/31/2015) [-]
Ooh, that game is fun. Stuck on the hardcore in 8 minutes achievement, though. Shit's hard!
#2643518 - Did they have to save the All American Rejects? I think no… 01/31/2015 on Friendly +1
#2643514 - Well the thing with Cthulu and Lovecraft stuff is that it's su…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2643524 - Sethorein (01/31/2015) [-]
How about some of lovecraft's other horror? The beast in the cave, Dagon, Rats in the walls. Plenty of fun stuff to play with and none of them have any wiggly bits.
#2643495 - Cthulu is hard to do right. And I forget when Amnesia came out…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2643503 - Sethorein (01/31/2015) [-]
Cthulhu isn't that hard. It's like Gone Home only there's actually something to be afraid of. Have a nice small town, an interesting protagonist, a bit of a cult backdrop, a spooky mansion, a hidden cellar, a deep dark cave, a carnal ritual, and a doomsday event.
User avatar #2643514 - boltam (01/31/2015) [-]
Well the thing with Cthulu and Lovecraft stuff is that it's supposed to be indescribable horrors. Stuff that really only sounds good in books when written down, because your imagination is supposed to take over to make it scarier. That's why even fan-art of Lovecraft stuff is eh because how can you draw something that is indescribably?
User avatar #2643524 - Sethorein (01/31/2015) [-]
How about some of lovecraft's other horror? The beast in the cave, Dagon, Rats in the walls. Plenty of fun stuff to play with and none of them have any wiggly bits.

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#1987 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day
#1981 - zenexazure (10/24/2014) [-]
Time and change is such a funny thing, yes?
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - boltam (10/24/2014) [-]
I really don't like it.

Like, I can just make a list of people that I cared about and don't even talk to me anymore.
#1983 to #1982 - zenexazure (10/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, me neither.

It's something that we have to deal with though. We never know when our friends will drift apart from us, so we need to enjoy their time while we have them.

You and a couple others reminded me of that, and I'm hoping to change myself some because of it.
User avatar #1984 to #1983 - boltam (10/24/2014) [-]
I knooow...but likr Nessie is a good example. He always said he was glad to have us as friends and now he totally has forgotten about us.

Or even Wolvie. All he talks to is Kami and won't even a knowledge my existence..
#1985 to #1984 - zenexazure (10/24/2014) [-]
I can't say much on either. Well, maybe some on Psi since I know him a little better. He always felt like the distant type to me.

As for Wolves, I'm not so sure.
#1976 - lordbutthurt (09/14/2014) [-]
Hello there, what might be the reason you suddenly add me to your friends?
#1977 to #1976 - boltam (09/14/2014) [-]
Hiya! Well...to be honest I kind of had a question for you that I think you'd be the best at answering is why sort of.
#1978 to #1977 - lordbutthurt (09/14/2014) [-]
Alright, what's question?
#1979 to #1978 - boltam (09/14/2014) [-]
Well...I've...I understand that you knew Meettehmedic for a while and...I haven't heard from her, and was wondering if you knew if she was okay and where she went.
#1980 to #1979 - lordbutthurt (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know.
What I do know is that she lied about almost everything she ever said and when I found out and called her out on it, she left everything behind.
User avatar #1975 - Nintendokami (09/01/2014) [-]
Sorry, Bolty! I had to go to Target and buy a printer, so I wasn't home. I hope I see you later. I'll stay on FJ.
#1968 to #1967 - zenexazure (08/03/2014) [-]
Thought I'd pay you a little visit and such. Whatcha doing?
#1969 to #1968 - boltam (08/03/2014) [-]
Just got done a few rounds of KF with people I knew.

Twas fun. We made it to the end of Transit.

And lost.
#1970 to #1969 - zenexazure (08/03/2014) [-]
Well hey, I bet you put in a valiant effort.
#1937 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Yo Bolty bro!
#1958 to #1937 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
He's just so boring and annoying now. All he ever talks about is Don't Starve. I mean 1 day was fine. 2 days okay. It's been going on for weeks and it's just dumb.
#1959 to #1958 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I have noticed that myself. I mean, I've been playing some myself because of him, but not to the point where I'm talking about it all the time. Then again I play so much crap that I'm all over the place.

Right now he's on the Unturned craze. He's been talking about that more recently.
#1960 to #1959 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. After I told him like 5 times to get it and he said it looked boring.
#1961 to #1960 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
He has a weird way of thinking. So much to where it's hard for me to not joke about how I find that adorable.
#1962 to #1961 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
It's not weird. It's annoying at this point. And he never invited me to play after I was the one that showed it to him.
#1963 to #1962 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
It's hard for me to understand the guy, but that is pretty mean.
#1964 to #1963 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
So yeah I'm just...sick of him to be honest.
#1965 to #1964 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
At this point he's starting to rub me the wrong way too. Ehhhh maybe we should try a different topic...
#1939 to #1938 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
How are ya buddy? I don't get to talk to you often. Thought it'd be nice to change that.
#1940 to #1939 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Not bad I guess. You?
#1941 to #1940 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright. Nothing that eventful happening right now, but my brother is entertaining to watch. What are you up to?
#1942 to #1941 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Nothing really. Just hanging out. Thinking.
#1943 to #1942 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Thinking about what?
#1945 to #1944 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Ahhhh. Hopefully happy stuff.
#1947 to #1946 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Awwwww only a maybe?
#1949 to #1948 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Hmmm... anything I could do to make them guaranteed happy thoughts?
#1950 to #1949 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Not particularly. Sorry. Just being mean to you out of association. Don't really mean to be.
#1951 to #1950 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
I didn't think you were being mean just now.
#1952 to #1951 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Eh. I'm holding myself back.
#1953 to #1952 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm not that easy to steer away. I still think of you as a fun friend. You have your bad moments, but you always make up for it.

Shoot, if you want, you can let out all the mean on me if you need to. There is a reason to it, right?
#1954 to #1953 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm just very angry with Nessie and Dante and you lot in general lately. Mostly Nessie and Dante. To an extent Wolvie too.
#1955 to #1954 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
I can understand that. Tree can be an ass in general, and Psi... well I dunno, he's stubborn as hell. I mean I know he has a good side. I've talked to him enough to know that, but he tries to hide it so much to probably not look vulnerable, so it turned him into something not too friendly in the end.

As for Wolvie, I haven't talked to him in a while, so I can't say much with him.

I already know I'm nowhere near perfect and I admit that I can be a dick at times. I'm trying to change that for the better, and maybe have Psi open up some.
#1956 to #1955 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Yes, but Psi and Dante hurt Kami's feelings very badly the other day and haven't apologized for it and it just wasn't okay.
#1957 to #1956 - zenexazure (07/24/2014) [-]
I do remember that. It was rude of them to do that and I'm trying to figure out a way to get them to apologize without everything getting crazy.

At the same time I'm not so sure if I'll be successful or not. I'm gonna try though.
User avatar #1932 - anticitezenone (07/19/2014) [-]
psst
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - boltam (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - anticitezenone (07/24/2014) [-]
you play dark souls right
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - boltam (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - anticitezenone (07/24/2014) [-]
why do people keep shouting to "play it blind"

i read some stuff before playing and i didnt regret it
User avatar #1925 - suikerpapa (07/02/2014) [-]
dude. gf on FJ?
that idea no es bueno
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - boltam (07/02/2014) [-]
What? Who says?
User avatar #1927 to #1926 - suikerpapa (07/02/2014) [-]
Me. Experience
User avatar #1928 to #1927 - boltam (07/02/2014) [-]
And what exactly is wrong with bringing her here?
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - suikerpapa (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, me, personally, I think it's smarter to seperate FJ life and IRL life.
By introducing my gf to FJ, I eliminated any possibility of talking about her here. Which sucked, because I couldn't ask for advice, couldn't vent, couldn't do anything, because I knew she'd read it.
I had to start censoring myself. And after she dumped me, in a terrible way, she was still on FJ, and it was just awful.
User avatar #1920 - mrspensy (06/12/2014) [-]
Fite me *****
User avatar #1921 to #1920 - boltam (06/16/2014) [-]
In?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - mrspensy (06/16/2014) [-]
My bed~
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - boltam (06/16/2014) [-]
Uhm...why..?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - mrspensy (06/16/2014) [-]
No clue.
#1909 - drooms ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1911 to #1910 - drooms ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Uh, what's up?
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - drooms ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Different matters depending on location
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Alright, well...Why and how've you found your way to my profile today?
User avatar #1915 to #1914 - drooms ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
You're on my friendslist
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah...Huh. I totally forget when I met you though.
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - drooms ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Years past
Probably on PT 13
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Probably. So how're you?
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - drooms ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
I am fine thanks for asking

My question to you though is who are you
I remember we were adding each other for a reason
User avatar #1890 - thetoyscissors (06/06/2014) [-]
H-hello...?
User avatar #1891 to #1890 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, hey?

What's up?
User avatar #1892 to #1891 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Nothing much, you?

Kami talked about you a lot, and I don't remember talking to you much, if at all, so I thought I might say hello
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh! Yeah. Me and her talk a ton.

And we talked a bit in the past, but I kinda forget. How're you?
User avatar #1894 to #1893 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah! I don't talk to her much....

Oh. Huh. I've been a bit poopy lately, but it's nothing I can't get through. How are you?
User avatar #1895 to #1894 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Pretty good. Got some spaghetti and I'm prolly gonna start up an anime.

Aw, why you been poopy?
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, fun fun!

Just...stuff. Girlfriend broke up with me and lied to me a **** ton afterwards, and I still have feelings for her (that's a whole bag of worms I don't feel like opening), depression and anxiety have been on the fritz, I've not been acting myself, and I've become quite the recluse.
Sorry for complaining
User avatar #1897 to #1896 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry. And sorry about that lot. Having girl troubles myself and it's just...a pain and a half. You'll be alright though! Just treat yourself to like cake or ice cream and hang out with good friends.
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, man...girls are weird
I can handle the cake part. Friends are a whole problem on their own
So, what anime you watching?
User avatar #1899 to #1898 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Watamote because it's my life.
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I heard that's good!
User avatar #1901 to #1900 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
It's basically me every day and I love it.
User avatar #1902 to #1901 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Hehe, that's good
User avatar #1903 to #1902 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
I suggest it. It's really funny.
User avatar #1904 to #1903 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
I'll check it out sometime!
User avatar #1905 to #1904 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Yay! Goodly! So what're you doing?
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Nothing much
Just laying around
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Aw. Poopy. You should do something!
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Eh
Is cool
I don't know what to do
#1875 to #1874 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Sleepy.

Just woke up a little bit ago...
#1877 to #1876 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
I got you something!
#1879 to #1878 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait...hold on...something even better...

Colored flowers!!!
#1884 to #1883 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
i don't know.
i don't know.
#1885 to #1884 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh...Sorry...I'm still really tired...

I'm not even outta bed yet..
#1886 to #1885 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
go back to bed?
go back to bed?
#1887 to #1886 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
The sky's awake so I'm awake.
#1888 to #1887 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't want to build a snow man bolty.
I don't want to build a snow man bolty.
#1824 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
good evening.
#1865 to #1824 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Nuh uh!

You're cuter!
#1867 to #1866 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
That's fair!
You just a little more though...
#1871 to #1870 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
You and your gif mashups...
#1845 to #1824 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Hehe...I pretty much am already.
#1846 to #1845 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I had a dream i was one.
#1847 to #1846 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
A Cubone or Shinx...?

#1849 to #1848 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaaaw!

I've probably had a few Cubone dreams...I just can't remember them.
#1854 to #1853 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Silly Saya.
Silly Saya.
#1855 to #1854 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Here it is!

I want a hoodie like this...
#1856 to #1855 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
That'd be great.
#1857 to #1856 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Of course...This is kinda cool too..
#1858 to #1857 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
that look pretty amazing.
#1859 to #1858 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah!

But my obsession with Cubones will never end!

I used one to beat the Elite Four in the new Pokemon! It was level 70.
#1860 to #1859 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
but i have a shiny shinx named Sparkle Butt.
#1861 to #1860 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
I am sooooo bad at getting shinies...

And that's the best nickname ever.
#1863 to #1862 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
It's adorable!
It's adorable!
#1864 to #1863 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Like you.
#1825 to #1824 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Hi!!!!

How're you..?
#1826 to #1825 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Good i guess, you?
#1827 to #1826 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Not bad.

Just a little bored really..
#1828 to #1827 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Same..i just got home from work..
Same..i just got home from work..
#1829 to #1828 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
How was work..?
#1831 to #1830 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah...work can be..
#1832 to #1831 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
It's worse when you're not really expecting anything when you get home either
It's worse when you're not really expecting anything when you get home either
#1833 to #1832 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Well...a nice night of relaxing then..?
#1834 to #1833 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
THAT IS SHINX!!!! I KNOW IT!!!
THAT IS SHINX!!!! I KNOW IT!!!
#1835 to #1834 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah!

It's from a webseries/tumblr thing about a Pokemon Rescue team!

I forget the Shinx's name..
#1836 to #1835 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I have an obsession with shinx....
#1837 to #1836 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Hehe...Like me and my Cubones?
#1839 to #1838 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Saved that one!!!

Thaaaaank you!
#1840 to #1839 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
i am overly obsessed. like for real.
#1841 to #1840 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Trust me.

I'm the same for Cubone.

I'm trying to find a Cubone hoodie...And have been debating making one.
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I am going to buy like 20 shinx plushies...
#1843 to #1842 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
I wish they still made Cubone ones...
#1844 to #1843 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
you will become a cubone. just believe.
#1809 to #1808 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Hi!!!

I was actually thinking about you this morning!!
#1810 to #1809 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Thought about you as well brother.
Thought about you as well brother.
#1811 to #1810 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Daaw..!

So...how're you..?
#1812 to #1811 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Pretty good, yourself?
#1813 to #1812 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm having a really really really good day so far!
#1814 to #1813 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Good, very good.
Good, very good.
#1816 to #1815 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
What are you up to?
#1817 to #1816 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Messing with the new Skullgirls character.

She's really cool and I like it.
#1819 to #1818 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Hehe...I heard that song last night playing Smash Brothers..
#1820 to #1819 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
that is one of the songs that really get to me.
that is one of the songs that really get to me.
#1821 to #1820 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
The timing in the game where it plays it is pin perfect too.

Like it's amazing. Peace Walker is the 2nd best Metal Gear.
#1822 to #1821 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Calling to the Night is another one.
#1823 to #1822 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
I wanna play Metal Gear now..
#1794 to #1793 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
that's not the best topic right now.
#1795 to #1794 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
Aw..

Well I'm happy to see you!
#1797 to #1796 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
I tried bugging you on Steam a while ago but I never got through..
#1798 to #1797 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
my steam hasn't been touched in around two months.
my steam hasn't been touched in around two months.
#1799 to #1798 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
That..Would be a good explanation as to why I never got through.
#1801 to #1800 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
How have you been though..?
#1803 to #1802 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
Good!

Except for today. I'm sick.
#1804 to #1803 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
You switched your number didn't you?
You switched your number didn't you?
#1805 to #1804 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
I think I did..I forget.

Why?
#1806 to #1805 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
nothing, i'm going to take a nap. Ttyl.
#1807 to #1806 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh...Well I hope you have a good nap.

I'll give you my new number when you get up.
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