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#1935 - Yeah?  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on boltam's profile 0
User avatar #1936 - anticitezenone (9 hours ago) [-]
why do people keep shouting to "play it blind"

i read some stuff before playing and i didnt regret it
#1821428 - No I don't want to play with Nessie anymore. He's been a jerk. 11 hours ago on Friendly 0
#1821096 - I am overcome with the urge to watch classic Spiderman cartoons.  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Friendly +2
#1821105 - theluppijackal (12 hours ago) [-]
#1821100 - zeruaargi (12 hours ago) [-]
Did someone say Spiderman thread?
#1820967 - I feel like you made that one yourself.  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1820969 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It wasn't me, actually
#1820961 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Friendly +1
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User avatar #1820967 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
I feel like you made that one yourself.
User avatar #1820969 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It wasn't me, actually
#1820953 - Go the eff to bed.  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Friendly +1
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User avatar #1820967 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
I feel like you made that one yourself.
User avatar #1820969 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It wasn't me, actually
#1820949 - Do we gooootttaaa?  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1820951 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It's 4:10 am, so yeah
User avatar #1820953 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
Go the eff to bed.
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User avatar #1820967 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
I feel like you made that one yourself.
User avatar #1820969 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It wasn't me, actually
#1820936 - Picture 13 hours ago on Friendly 0
#1820929 - I'm really bored right now.  [+] (11 new replies) 13 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #1820942 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
Let's play TF2 °3°
User avatar #1820949 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
Do we gooootttaaa?
User avatar #1820951 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It's 4:10 am, so yeah
User avatar #1820953 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
Go the eff to bed.
#1820957 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #1820967 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
I feel like you made that one yourself.
User avatar #1820969 - hunman (13 hours ago) [-]
It wasn't me, actually
User avatar #1820935 - playfilly (13 hours ago) [-]
Play with me
User avatar #1820936 - boltam (13 hours ago) [-]
#1819024 - Got myself a Strange Grenade Launcher finally. N…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #1819034 - gundere (19 hours ago) [-]
i usually perform better once i get strange weapons.

examples: soldier, pyro, sniper

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User avatar #1932 - anticitezenone ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
psst
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - boltam (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - anticitezenone ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
you play dark souls right
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - boltam (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - anticitezenone ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
why do people keep shouting to "play it blind"

i read some stuff before playing and i didnt regret it
User avatar #1925 - suikerpapa ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
dude. gf on FJ?
that idea no es bueno
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - boltam (07/02/2014) [-]
What? Who says?
User avatar #1927 to #1926 - suikerpapa ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Me. Experience
User avatar #1928 to #1927 - boltam (07/02/2014) [-]
And what exactly is wrong with bringing her here?
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - suikerpapa ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, me, personally, I think it's smarter to seperate FJ life and IRL life.
By introducing my gf to FJ, I eliminated any possibility of talking about her here. Which sucked, because I couldn't ask for advice, couldn't vent, couldn't do anything, because I knew she'd read it.
I had to start censoring myself. And after she dumped me, in a terrible way, she was still on FJ, and it was just awful.
User avatar #1920 - mrspensy (06/12/2014) [-]
Fite me nigga
User avatar #1921 to #1920 - boltam (06/16/2014) [-]
In?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - mrspensy (06/16/2014) [-]
My bed~
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - boltam (06/16/2014) [-]
Uhm...why..?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - mrspensy (06/16/2014) [-]
No clue.
#1909 - drooms (06/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1911 to #1910 - drooms (06/10/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Uh, what's up?
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - drooms (06/10/2014) [-]
Different matters depending on location
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Alright, well...Why and how've you found your way to my profile today?
User avatar #1915 to #1914 - drooms (06/10/2014) [-]
You're on my friendslist
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah...Huh. I totally forget when I met you though.
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - drooms (06/10/2014) [-]
Years past
Probably on PT 13
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - boltam (06/10/2014) [-]
Probably. So how're you?
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - drooms (06/10/2014) [-]
I am fine thanks for asking

My question to you though is who are you
I remember we were adding each other for a reason
User avatar #1890 - thetoyscissors (06/06/2014) [-]
H-hello...?
User avatar #1891 to #1890 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, hey?

What's up?
User avatar #1892 to #1891 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Nothing much, you?

Kami talked about you a lot, and I don't remember talking to you much, if at all, so I thought I might say hello
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh! Yeah. Me and her talk a ton.

And we talked a bit in the past, but I kinda forget. How're you?
User avatar #1894 to #1893 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah! I don't talk to her much....

Oh. Huh. I've been a bit poopy lately, but it's nothing I can't get through. How are you?
User avatar #1895 to #1894 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Pretty good. Got some spaghetti and I'm prolly gonna start up an anime.

Aw, why you been poopy?
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, fun fun!

Just...stuff. Girlfriend broke up with me and lied to me a shit ton afterwards, and I still have feelings for her (that's a whole bag of worms I don't feel like opening), depression and anxiety have been on the fritz, I've not been acting myself, and I've become quite the recluse.
Sorry for complaining
User avatar #1897 to #1896 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry. And sorry about that lot. Having girl troubles myself and it's just...a pain and a half. You'll be alright though! Just treat yourself to like cake or ice cream and hang out with good friends.
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, man...girls are weird
I can handle the cake part. Friends are a whole problem on their own
So, what anime you watching?
User avatar #1899 to #1898 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Watamote because it's my life.
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I heard that's good!
User avatar #1901 to #1900 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
It's basically me every day and I love it.
User avatar #1902 to #1901 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Hehe, that's good
User avatar #1903 to #1902 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
I suggest it. It's really funny.
User avatar #1904 to #1903 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
I'll check it out sometime!
User avatar #1905 to #1904 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Yay! Goodly! So what're you doing?
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Nothing much
Just laying around
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - boltam (06/07/2014) [-]
Aw. Poopy. You should do something!
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
Eh
Is cool
I don't know what to do
#1875 to #1874 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Sleepy.

Just woke up a little bit ago...
#1877 to #1876 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
I got you something!
#1879 to #1878 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Wait...hold on...something even better...

Colored flowers!!!
#1884 to #1883 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
i don't know.
i don't know.
#1885 to #1884 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh...Sorry...I'm still really tired...

I'm not even outta bed yet..
#1886 to #1885 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
go back to bed?
go back to bed?
#1887 to #1886 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
The sky's awake so I'm awake.
#1888 to #1887 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't want to build a snow man bolty.
I don't want to build a snow man bolty.
#1824 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
good evening.
#1865 to #1824 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Nuh uh!

You're cuter!
#1867 to #1866 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
That's fair!
You just a little more though...
#1871 to #1870 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
You and your gif mashups...
#1845 to #1824 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Hehe...I pretty much am already.
#1846 to #1845 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I had a dream i was one.
#1847 to #1846 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
A Cubone or Shinx...?

#1849 to #1848 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaaaw!

I've probably had a few Cubone dreams...I just can't remember them.
#1854 to #1853 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Silly Saya.
Silly Saya.
#1855 to #1854 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Here it is!

I want a hoodie like this...
#1856 to #1855 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
That'd be great.
#1857 to #1856 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Of course...This is kinda cool too..
#1858 to #1857 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
that look pretty amazing.
#1859 to #1858 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah!

But my obsession with Cubones will never end!

I used one to beat the Elite Four in the new Pokemon! It was level 70.
#1860 to #1859 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
but i have a shiny shinx named Sparkle Butt.
#1861 to #1860 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
I am sooooo bad at getting shinies...

And that's the best nickname ever.
#1863 to #1862 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
It's adorable!
It's adorable!
#1864 to #1863 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Like you.
#1825 to #1824 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Hi!!!!

How're you..?
#1826 to #1825 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Good i guess, you?
#1827 to #1826 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Not bad.

Just a little bored really..
#1828 to #1827 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
Same..i just got home from work..
Same..i just got home from work..
#1829 to #1828 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
How was work..?
#1831 to #1830 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah...work can be..
#1832 to #1831 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
It's worse when you're not really expecting anything when you get home either
It's worse when you're not really expecting anything when you get home either
#1833 to #1832 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Well...a nice night of relaxing then..?
#1834 to #1833 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
THAT IS SHINX!!!! I KNOW IT!!!
THAT IS SHINX!!!! I KNOW IT!!!
#1835 to #1834 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah!

It's from a webseries/tumblr thing about a Pokemon Rescue team!

I forget the Shinx's name..
#1836 to #1835 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I have an obsession with shinx....
#1837 to #1836 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Hehe...Like me and my Cubones?
#1839 to #1838 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Saved that one!!!

Thaaaaank you!
#1840 to #1839 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
i am overly obsessed. like for real.
#1841 to #1840 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
Trust me.

I'm the same for Cubone.

I'm trying to find a Cubone hoodie...And have been debating making one.
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
I am going to buy like 20 shinx plushies...
#1843 to #1842 - boltam (04/11/2014) [-]
I wish they still made Cubone ones...
#1844 to #1843 - meettehmedic (04/11/2014) [-]
you will become a cubone. just believe.
#1809 to #1808 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Hi!!!

I was actually thinking about you this morning!!
#1810 to #1809 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Thought about you as well brother.
Thought about you as well brother.
#1811 to #1810 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Daaw..!

So...how're you..?
#1812 to #1811 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Pretty good, yourself?
#1813 to #1812 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm having a really really really good day so far!
#1814 to #1813 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Good, very good.
Good, very good.
#1816 to #1815 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
What are you up to?
#1817 to #1816 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Messing with the new Skullgirls character.

She's really cool and I like it.
#1819 to #1818 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
Hehe...I heard that song last night playing Smash Brothers..
#1820 to #1819 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
that is one of the songs that really get to me.
that is one of the songs that really get to me.
#1821 to #1820 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
The timing in the game where it plays it is pin perfect too.

Like it's amazing. Peace Walker is the 2nd best Metal Gear.
#1822 to #1821 - meettehmedic (04/09/2014) [-]
Calling to the Night is another one.
#1823 to #1822 - boltam (04/09/2014) [-]
I wanna play Metal Gear now..
#1794 to #1793 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
that's not the best topic right now.
#1795 to #1794 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
Aw..

Well I'm happy to see you!
#1797 to #1796 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
I tried bugging you on Steam a while ago but I never got through..
#1798 to #1797 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
my steam hasn't been touched in around two months.
my steam hasn't been touched in around two months.
#1799 to #1798 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
That..Would be a good explanation as to why I never got through.
#1801 to #1800 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
How have you been though..?
#1803 to #1802 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
Good!

Except for today. I'm sick.
#1804 to #1803 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
You switched your number didn't you?
You switched your number didn't you?
#1805 to #1804 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
I think I did..I forget.

Why?
#1806 to #1805 - meettehmedic (03/28/2014) [-]
nothing, i'm going to take a nap. Ttyl.
#1807 to #1806 - boltam (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh...Well I hope you have a good nap.

I'll give you my new number when you get up.
#1791 - feedtehtrollz (03/10/2014) [-]
I found this... didn't know if you had it or not...
#1790 - ThatTFguy (03/09/2014) [-]
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#1769 - xblthatguy (02/19/2014) [-]
I've come to bug you a little.
#1770 to #1769 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh, hello!

How're you..?
#1771 to #1770 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
I can't complain! How are you doing?

And what's your real name, bolt?
#1772 to #1771 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Not bad.

Bored. Doing an online exam.

Oh, and it's Jordon by the way.
#1773 to #1772 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Jordon, huh? Nice name.

How big of a pokemon fan are you?
#1774 to #1773 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
A HUGE POKEMON FAN! DUH!!

Yeah..I like it a lot lot lot.
#1775 to #1774 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think we'll get along just fine.

I just finished pokemon mystery dungeon. Not the new one, the first two. Then my friend and I got into a conversation about if there will be a pokemon Z, what do you think?
#1776 to #1775 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Well...Obviously. It's happened in every generation so far.

With the exception of Black and White because they're weird.
It'll happen most likely, and have more features to help make the Pokemon Bank easier as well is my guess.
#1777 to #1776 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well you're right for the most part. But if I remember, the only real generation to follow the, "One and two, then three--> Next generation" thingy was only the first generation. I know a lot of people are still expecting Ruby and sapphire remakes, too.
#1778 to #1777 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
What? No, I'm talking about the Pokemon Z thing.

Like Red, Blue -> Yellow (sorta)
Gold, Silver -> Crystal
Ruby, Saphire -> Emerald
Diamond, Pearl -> Platinum

And we don't talk about B/W. But as for a Ruby and Saphirre remake, it's way too soon for that to be considered in my veiw.
#1779 to #1778 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Got it, got it.

When do you think will be the right time for a ruby and sapphire remake?
#1780 to #1779 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
I'd say it's in consideration, but to be fully realized and like announced...Maybe..two years? If it's gonna happen it'd be from that moment in time, forward on. Unless a different project is chosen.
#1781 to #1780 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Got it!

Are you a college student?
#1782 to #1781 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Yup. Class was cancelled because of snow, so he emailed us our exam.

Doing that now.
#1783 to #1782 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Snow? You're up north?
#1784 to #1783 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Yup.

Up in Maine. Portland to be exact.
#1785 to #1784 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Lucky!

I've never been up that far north. But that may end if I go to Boston for summer.
#1786 to #1785 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Boston is way too scary for me. I can't get around for the life of me.
#1788 to #1787 - boltam (02/20/2014) [-]
Boston is such a confusing city. You miss your turn, you'll see it again in about 3 hours.
#1789 to #1788 - xblthatguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh! It's like Orlando.
#1768 - goldfangz ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
happy days bolt
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