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bokkos

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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
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Who the fuck writes in these things?

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#218 - Arin Hanson (Egoraptor) suggested the "sandbag" dril…  [+] (1 reply) 04/28/2014 on Why Do I Do These Things? +2
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#219 - thirdjess (04/28/2014) [-]
interesting, thanks!
#41 - A quick and easy death is getting shot (by a trained marksman)…  [+] (2 replies) 04/27/2014 on Creative Toasts +7
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#87 - zarcos (04/28/2014) [-]
Getting mauled by a bear and left to die as you fend off wolves with a tree branch for several days as you succumb to the deceptively warm and inviting embrace of death by hypothermia is far more metal.
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#102 - bokkos (04/28/2014) [-]
Maybe. But hijacking a school bus and driving it into a lion enclosure, bailing out at the last moment with your mosin nagant in full Soviet attire, screaming "For the motherland" as you creatively poach your way across the zoo, only to be shot by a SWAT sniper as you pull your jacket wide open to reveal a white shirt bearing the word "Illuminati" in bold print is a lot more interesting, if not metal.
#138 - Comment deleted 04/27/2014 on Desc. 0
#196 - I believe it is a water bear, phylum Tardigrade. Fun fact; one…  [+] (2 replies) 04/27/2014 on Fattie vs. anon +4
#198 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the information. Good god never imagined such demonic creature thorned from the heart of nature. wtf
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#205 - cannibislover (04/27/2014) [-]
Well if it makes you feel better they're microscopic and practically anywhere there's water; rivers, ponds, puddles, grass, back porch, front porch, the bottom of your shoes, etc.
I did a report on them in high school.
#191 - I find it hard to believe people like this believe, although I…  [+] (6 replies) 04/27/2014 on Fattie vs. anon +4
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#241 - tailsx (04/27/2014) [-]
Fuck yea, Cosmos
#225 - hazyrainbows (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh god
#194 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
What foul unholy creature is that?
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#196 - bokkos (04/27/2014) [-]
I believe it is a water bear, phylum Tardigrade. Fun fact; one of few members of the Kingdom Animalia that can survive cosmic radiation, deep freezing, and insane G forces.
#198 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the information. Good god never imagined such demonic creature thorned from the heart of nature. wtf
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#205 - cannibislover (04/27/2014) [-]
Well if it makes you feel better they're microscopic and practically anywhere there's water; rivers, ponds, puddles, grass, back porch, front porch, the bottom of your shoes, etc.
I did a report on them in high school.
#52 - Over 25 is overweight, you syphilitic troglodyte.  [+] (1 reply) 04/27/2014 on OH CANADA +3
#107 - migueldecervantes (04/27/2014) [-]
Very good insult.