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#34 - The best/worst part: It's branded while still attached to the … 04/07/2013 on Meanwhile, in Australia -6
#28 - How will you reach your food with so much more cushion?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Genious of the butt +9
#30 - Cleavland Steamer (04/07/2013) [-]
#133 - It's snowing in Edmonton right now. There is no god.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Meanwhile in Denmark 0
User avatar #149 - garymuthafuknoak (04/07/2013) [-]
Indeed my fellow edmontonian.
User avatar #151 - bokkos (04/07/2013) [-]
Winter simply does not give a fuck, fellow Albertan
User avatar #152 - garymuthafuknoak (04/07/2013) [-]
how about that oilers game?
lol
User avatar #153 - bokkos (04/07/2013) [-]
Didn't watch the one today, they lost though... Not expecting great things this year, but definitely looking forward to next year
#11 - Source IS XKCD, because OP is a mongoloid who doesn't understa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Scientists +11
User avatar #21 - xgeneration (04/06/2013) [-]
he probably doesnt know the source?
User avatar #19 - lecherouslad (04/06/2013) [-]
You just called OP an Asian.
#101 - It's one thing to make a ****** joke; It's another thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Dear Satan +1
User avatar #120 - bigmanfifty (04/06/2013) [-]
I know it was a bad joke, I always knew.

don't you worry, random citizen.
User avatar #109 - anonomoz (04/06/2013) [-]
but i always laugh at the foghorn leghorn tho
#9 - I guess its for for people here over 2 years 04/06/2013 on bokkos's profile 0
#55 - Three exclusively French empires; They were indeed part of many more 04/06/2013 on North Korea 0
#10 - After his mother was shot, Bambi suffered from severe PTSD whi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Bambi 2 +44
#41 - Azz (04/06/2013) [-]
O.o
#39 - legenwaitforitdary (04/06/2013) [-]
Trying to sleep here
#46 - So that's why they commanded not one, not two, but three Empir…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on North Korea 0
User avatar #51 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
and yet they still managed to lose to a nation only 50 years old, infact the reason i think they suck is cause they continuosly fail, they lose constantly they caused wwii and they fuckin dubbed csi miami
User avatar #49 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2013) [-]
Just three?
But, did they never lead the Holy Roman Empire? I know Habsburg had it for the most part but some other countries got to lead, no?
And then there's Napoleon, old Empire of Charlmagne, did they lead Flanders? What about East Roman? Pretty sure they had a generic French Empire, too.
User avatar #55 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
Three exclusively French empires; They were indeed part of many more
#5 - Not to mention the French Resistance during WWII were a bunch …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/06/2013 on North Korea +3
User avatar #9 - smokedmeatlog (04/06/2013) [-]
Didn't they lose their country then?
User avatar #50 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2013) [-]
Look at it this way; Nordics are a group of five badasses and their badass islands that not even Russia fucks with.
Denmark fought the Nazis for a grand total of half and hour, and spent the rest of the war waiting on them, hand and foot.

At least France fought. France fought until the very last. And so did Britain- we pushed them back, but had run out of fire power, so in theory we had won, but had nothing to keep it that way. Which is why America is able to claim that "they won" the war.
#22 - taintedangel (04/06/2013) [-]
France had no choice but to surrender at that point because they haven't fully recovered from WWI and only did it so they wouldn't be massacred by the invading Nazi forces. France still did everything they could to resist their Nazi occupiers.

BTW, you ever heard of a liberator? Nice little gun that can be concealed in your palm that French Resistance fighters would use when they sneak up on Nazi soldiers, kill them silently, and 'liberate' the Nazi's weapons for their use.

Pic is the gun.
User avatar #29 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
the french sounds like cowards
User avatar #48 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2013) [-]
Yes, not like America who just nuke civilians.
User avatar #52 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
in a war like that one theyre not civilians anymore, the factories and industries in the two towns were supporting the japanese warfunds
User avatar #53 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2013) [-]
So you're telling me that every tax paying American is a soldier now?
User avatar #54 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
im saying the ones who work on the weapons and vehicles are
User avatar #56 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2013) [-]
no, every person who pays tax to their country is funding the military, and in effect helping the cause.
User avatar #57 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
indirectly, killing tax payers wont hurt the military as much as killing the ones making their weapons and vehicles
User avatar #46 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
So that's why they commanded not one, not two, but three Empires over their history, possess an extraordinary track record in every war they've been in, and have given birth to some of the most accomplished generals, leaders, artists and scientists the world has ever known?
Drown yourself in sulfuric acid so we don't have to dispose of your wretched carcass.
User avatar #51 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
and yet they still managed to lose to a nation only 50 years old, infact the reason i think they suck is cause they continuosly fail, they lose constantly they caused wwii and they fuckin dubbed csi miami
User avatar #49 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2013) [-]
Just three?
But, did they never lead the Holy Roman Empire? I know Habsburg had it for the most part but some other countries got to lead, no?
And then there's Napoleon, old Empire of Charlmagne, did they lead Flanders? What about East Roman? Pretty sure they had a generic French Empire, too.
User avatar #55 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
Three exclusively French empires; They were indeed part of many more
User avatar #33 - taintedangel (04/06/2013) [-]
Tell that to their battle history. out of 168 battles: they won 109, lost 49, and had a draw 10 times. Get out.
User avatar #35 - admiralen (04/06/2013) [-]
they lost against the germans three times in the span of 50 years, they fight the people they surrendered to constantly and ambush them, theyre pussies
#469 - ... What happens now?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on roll DJ 4DM1N in comment 0
User avatar #472 - drperzik (04/05/2013) [-]
i dont know... I'm scared..
#521 - Shut your mouth, being an innocent adherent to a religion does…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Big Difference 0
#526 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
These is a distinct difference between criticism and xenophobia.
I absolutely agree with the fact that every group should be open to be criticised. Otherwise, they are by definition beyond reproach, and this can only lead to depravity within a group.
No, Hirsi Ali, in my eyes, is, or at least was, a xenophobic hatemonger, who did little good for the public opinion, and certainly didn't promote communication and co-existance.
#17 - Picture 04/05/2013 on Burn! 0
#66 - I second this motion. 04/05/2013 on Titleduu 0
#100 - That was supposed to be Dead-monton. What the **** DJ 4DM1N. 04/04/2013 on And Then There's Canada 0
#98 - As they say, the antidote to crime is education. 04/04/2013 on And Then There's Canada +2
#77 - Imagine if it was based off danger, relative to Australia; Eve… 04/04/2013 on And Then There's Canada +1
#76 - It's actually uber safe to travel in Cuba; they thrive off tou…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on And Then There's Canada 0
User avatar #80 - thewalruss (04/04/2013) [-]
Cuba is the first country that reached 100% free healthcare assistance for everybody, and ended illiteracy. They don't have a reason to be violent.
User avatar #98 - bokkos (04/04/2013) [-]
As they say, the antidote to crime is education.
#75 - Even in DeDJ 4DM1Nton (hometown), you don't have to worry too …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on And Then There's Canada 0
User avatar #100 - bokkos (04/04/2013) [-]
That was supposed to be Dead-monton. What the fuck DJ 4DM1N.
#114 - Comment deleted 04/04/2013 on Fireman kicks suicidal man 0
#94 - OP, it's one thing to **** up the English language so h… 04/04/2013 on That moment when all men... +2
#120 - Comment deleted 04/03/2013 on Take chances 0
#16 - Always end with a close up 04/03/2013 on Prepare Your Anus... +2
#219 - Picture 04/03/2013 on A Snorlax out of fucking... 0
#22 - Jews don't believe in Jesus, and wouldn't be swayed by Easter eggs.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Never saw that coming.. +16
#24 - toughactintinactin (04/02/2013) [-]
What if they tell them there's money inside?
#34 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#38 - toughactintinactin (04/02/2013) [-]
Well there you go, problem solved.
#42 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#45 - toughactintinactin (04/02/2013) [-]
Tomorrow though, it's past Hitlers bedtime.

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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
#5 to #4 - bokkos (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
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