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#70 - Again, not claims outside of human imagination. Scholars and &… 10/16/2013 on Evolution Is A Lie 0
#64 - A vague description of what may or may not even be a reptile. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Evolution Is A Lie 0
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#65 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
IT doesnt say that, but it talks about some other stuff, like that and the bible says that the earth is as a sphere, and hangeth upon nothing.
Also life is in the blood.
When dealing with disease, clothes and body should be washed under running water.
There are mountains on the bottom of the ocean floor.
and also The Bible states that God created life according to kinds
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#173 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
There is not one passage in the Bible indicating that the earth is a sphere. Isaiah 40:22 refers to it as a circle. The Hebrew word translated as "circle" there is chuwg, which means "circle" not "sphere." There are many passages in the Bible that indicate the earth is flat. Dan 4:10-11 is clear about it, and Dan 2:28 is clear that the visions of Nebuchadnezzar are from God. If God says it, it must be so.

The physical aspect of a circle is a disk, so the biblical earth is disk-shaped. Since the biblical earth is flat, it has an underside and under the earth is the abyss. That is what is being referred to in Job 26:7 when it says that the earth hangeth over nothing.

The Bible also says that the earth is set upon pillars and is immovable, so it can hardly be orbiting the sun.



i copied this... so.. yeah
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#70 - bokkos (10/16/2013) [-]
Again, not claims outside of human imagination. Scholars and "scientists" had known for many centuries that the Earth is indeed spherical, so even if the Bible were to say the Earth is a sphere (If I remember correctly, the closest it gets to is "round") it wouldn't matter because mundane people got there first. Life in the blood is another ridiculous statement, since it's been known for a lot longer than written history that if you jab a bloke with the pointy end of something, unless they stop it they die. Pretty basic warfare.
Hygiene is a staple in many cultures, as it is beneficial to evolutionary fitness. Even chimpanzees know to stay clean, and they hardly have a book written by an "Omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful god".
Of course there are mountains on the sea floor. We see rock formations poking out from the waves all the time (important if you're a sailor at any historical age).
"God created life according to kinds"; well, with evidence for abiogenesis on the rise, and the fact that all organisms are related, the most he could have produced is one kind, which was most probably unicellular due to any number of logical factors.
#58 - And? Plenty of creatures, both extant and not, eat grass and v…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Evolution Is A Lie 0
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#59 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Read this.

Job Chapter 40 Verses 15-24 (for those who cared)

15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
19 He [is] the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach [unto him].
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him [with] their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, [and] hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: [his] nose pierceth through snares.
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#92 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
That's an elephant.
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#94 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
He moveth his tail like a cedar

Surely the mountains bring him forth food

Behold, he drinketh up a river


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#108 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, perfectly elephant like.
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#111 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes, elephants have a *Massive* tail

And they drink water with their ass too.

Not even sure if you have seen an elephant before?
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#132 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
It doesn't say massive, it says *moveth*
Can't you read?
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#168 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
UHHH!!! BUURN!!

also... what does moveth means???
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#183 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
I presume in this case it means 'sways'
Old English is a bitch.
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#186 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
That would make sense
thanks..
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#64 - bokkos (10/16/2013) [-]
A vague description of what may or may not even be a reptile. I'm still very much unimpressed, especially since megafauna are a well documented and extant (to a lesser degree modernly) in scientific knowledge.
Find me a Biblical passage on my black hole example, or alcohol clouds large enough to match trillions upon trillions of pints of beer, or genetic repair mechanisms that prevent spontaneous cancer formation, or any other such magnificent natural phenomena. There won't be, because the individuals who wrote those books were not all seeing, moral-models of the day. Dirty men (and exclusively men) writing dirty books is all it boils down
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#65 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
IT doesnt say that, but it talks about some other stuff, like that and the bible says that the earth is as a sphere, and hangeth upon nothing.
Also life is in the blood.
When dealing with disease, clothes and body should be washed under running water.
There are mountains on the bottom of the ocean floor.
and also The Bible states that God created life according to kinds
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#173 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
There is not one passage in the Bible indicating that the earth is a sphere. Isaiah 40:22 refers to it as a circle. The Hebrew word translated as "circle" there is chuwg, which means "circle" not "sphere." There are many passages in the Bible that indicate the earth is flat. Dan 4:10-11 is clear about it, and Dan 2:28 is clear that the visions of Nebuchadnezzar are from God. If God says it, it must be so.

The physical aspect of a circle is a disk, so the biblical earth is disk-shaped. Since the biblical earth is flat, it has an underside and under the earth is the abyss. That is what is being referred to in Job 26:7 when it says that the earth hangeth over nothing.

The Bible also says that the earth is set upon pillars and is immovable, so it can hardly be orbiting the sun.



i copied this... so.. yeah
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#70 - bokkos (10/16/2013) [-]
Again, not claims outside of human imagination. Scholars and "scientists" had known for many centuries that the Earth is indeed spherical, so even if the Bible were to say the Earth is a sphere (If I remember correctly, the closest it gets to is "round") it wouldn't matter because mundane people got there first. Life in the blood is another ridiculous statement, since it's been known for a lot longer than written history that if you jab a bloke with the pointy end of something, unless they stop it they die. Pretty basic warfare.
Hygiene is a staple in many cultures, as it is beneficial to evolutionary fitness. Even chimpanzees know to stay clean, and they hardly have a book written by an "Omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful god".
Of course there are mountains on the sea floor. We see rock formations poking out from the waves all the time (important if you're a sailor at any historical age).
"God created life according to kinds"; well, with evidence for abiogenesis on the rise, and the fact that all organisms are related, the most he could have produced is one kind, which was most probably unicellular due to any number of logical factors.
#49 - Dragon myths have existed far before the Bible was written, an…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Evolution Is A Lie 0
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#50 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Job Chapter 40
Verse 15: Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
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#58 - bokkos (10/16/2013) [-]
And? Plenty of creatures, both extant and not, eat grass and vegetation (we call them herbivores dammit). It's hardly outside the range of human imagination to picture a large reptilian eating grass, especially with certain cultural connotations to vegetarianism and the nature of reptiles.
Want to know something that is outside the realm of human imagination? Dueling black hole jets. Want to know what's not in the Bible, Torah, or any other religious text? Dueling black hole jets.
Truth be told I don't give half a rip about religious opinions, but evolutionary theory is sound and backed by an insane amount of knowledge. It's trivial to even argue for it anymore.
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#59 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Read this.

Job Chapter 40 Verses 15-24 (for those who cared)

15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
19 He [is] the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach [unto him].
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him [with] their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, [and] hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: [his] nose pierceth through snares.
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#92 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
That's an elephant.
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#94 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
He moveth his tail like a cedar

Surely the mountains bring him forth food

Behold, he drinketh up a river


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#108 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, perfectly elephant like.
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#111 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes, elephants have a *Massive* tail

And they drink water with their ass too.

Not even sure if you have seen an elephant before?
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#132 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
It doesn't say massive, it says *moveth*
Can't you read?
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#168 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
UHHH!!! BUURN!!

also... what does moveth means???
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#183 - tywin (10/16/2013) [-]
I presume in this case it means 'sways'
Old English is a bitch.
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#186 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
That would make sense
thanks..
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#64 - bokkos (10/16/2013) [-]
A vague description of what may or may not even be a reptile. I'm still very much unimpressed, especially since megafauna are a well documented and extant (to a lesser degree modernly) in scientific knowledge.
Find me a Biblical passage on my black hole example, or alcohol clouds large enough to match trillions upon trillions of pints of beer, or genetic repair mechanisms that prevent spontaneous cancer formation, or any other such magnificent natural phenomena. There won't be, because the individuals who wrote those books were not all seeing, moral-models of the day. Dirty men (and exclusively men) writing dirty books is all it boils down
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#65 - lilnuggetbob (10/16/2013) [-]
IT doesnt say that, but it talks about some other stuff, like that and the bible says that the earth is as a sphere, and hangeth upon nothing.
Also life is in the blood.
When dealing with disease, clothes and body should be washed under running water.
There are mountains on the bottom of the ocean floor.
and also The Bible states that God created life according to kinds
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#173 - gurubear (10/16/2013) [-]
There is not one passage in the Bible indicating that the earth is a sphere. Isaiah 40:22 refers to it as a circle. The Hebrew word translated as "circle" there is chuwg, which means "circle" not "sphere." There are many passages in the Bible that indicate the earth is flat. Dan 4:10-11 is clear about it, and Dan 2:28 is clear that the visions of Nebuchadnezzar are from God. If God says it, it must be so.

The physical aspect of a circle is a disk, so the biblical earth is disk-shaped. Since the biblical earth is flat, it has an underside and under the earth is the abyss. That is what is being referred to in Job 26:7 when it says that the earth hangeth over nothing.

The Bible also says that the earth is set upon pillars and is immovable, so it can hardly be orbiting the sun.



i copied this... so.. yeah
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#70 - bokkos (10/16/2013) [-]
Again, not claims outside of human imagination. Scholars and "scientists" had known for many centuries that the Earth is indeed spherical, so even if the Bible were to say the Earth is a sphere (If I remember correctly, the closest it gets to is "round") it wouldn't matter because mundane people got there first. Life in the blood is another ridiculous statement, since it's been known for a lot longer than written history that if you jab a bloke with the pointy end of something, unless they stop it they die. Pretty basic warfare.
Hygiene is a staple in many cultures, as it is beneficial to evolutionary fitness. Even chimpanzees know to stay clean, and they hardly have a book written by an "Omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful god".
Of course there are mountains on the sea floor. We see rock formations poking out from the waves all the time (important if you're a sailor at any historical age).
"God created life according to kinds"; well, with evidence for abiogenesis on the rise, and the fact that all organisms are related, the most he could have produced is one kind, which was most probably unicellular due to any number of logical factors.
#45 - The entire statement sounds like a satire in support of evolut…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Evolution Is A Lie +8
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#3 - ... Eat **** OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Self Important Bratwurst 0
#4 - bipplenurp (10/13/2013) [-]
I am presently eating Taco Bell, which will cause me to shit furiously. Does that count?
#50 - No one said it was for girls.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Poor Eren +10
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#51 - reginleif (10/12/2013) [-]
B-but boys can't be with other boys sempai!

#99 - Shut both of your mouths, quite obviously it's a Javelin Missi…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/12/2013 on guns +8
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#102 - analsprinkles (10/12/2013) [-]
now that i look at it i see it's a compound bow
#105 - danlathegreat (10/12/2013) [-]
Ridiculous. Quite obviously a knife taped to the end of a stick.
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#109 - analsprinkles (10/12/2013) [-]
it' either a wet dog tied to a rock or a chinchilla with bacon on his nuts
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#110 - captaintoasty (10/12/2013) [-]
It's obviously a grenade launcher with a flashlight and an underbarrel Glock 44. Open your eyes, idiots.
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#112 - falloutplayer (10/12/2013) [-]
Guys you got it all wrong its a 6 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon
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#119 - rollmenot (10/12/2013) [-]
That's a slingshot, retards.
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#121 - tankerdude (10/12/2013) [-]
clearly that's a spear
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#128 - rakando (10/12/2013) [-]
Fucknugget, that's a Catapult.
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#118 - electricfart (10/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it's Maybelline
#137 - newforomador (10/12/2013) [-]
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#122 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/12/2013) [-]
obviously its a gladius
#151 - lunchtablemafia (10/12/2013) [-]
pfft, get your eyes checked idiot, it's obviously a flamberge
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#246 - rakando (10/13/2013) [-]
Fuck off migglet, that's a Machuitl.
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#80 - cadaverbox (10/12/2013) [-]
But... no they aren't....
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#58 - Good thing you said that an an anon, because if serious, you'r…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on 5 Seconds 0
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#64 - darknak (10/12/2013) [-]
yeah i was about to say ''hey its not oxygen that protect us, it's ozone'' then i just tough ''oh yeah dumbass, ozone IS oxygene''
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#65 - darknak (10/12/2013) [-]
(i didn't post the anon thing)
#209 - A lot of it is conjecture and surprisingly vague though; compa… 10/11/2013 on 'We Invented Jesus Christ' +1
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#41 - ... Never discuss physiology again. 10/09/2013 on ever wonder why pupils... +3
#31 - I moreso meant a legitimate newspaper article referring to E.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Life and death +2
#32 - pwnmissilereborn (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh... Ok then, your point is proven. The media can make some pretty stupid mistakes.
#24 - The media is absolutely loaded with more idiots than they know…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Life and death +2
#25 - pwnmissilereborn (10/09/2013) [-]
They are not exactly idiots. Most media are controlled for profit organizations and they focus way more on getting views than actually telling the truth.

If it isn't advertised as something new no one will care and they will get less money. If what it takes to get more views is to omit or distort something or make it ambiguous in such a way it is not noticeable to the general public, they will willingly do it.

Unless you are talking about the shitloads of amateur bloggers out there. Yeah, those actually have loads of idiots.
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#31 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
I moreso meant a legitimate newspaper article referring to E. coli as a virus
#32 - pwnmissilereborn (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh... Ok then, your point is proven. The media can make some pretty stupid mistakes.
#62 - ... Why not donate both? 10/09/2013 on +1 respect -2
#67 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! +1
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#127 - nitsuan (10/09/2013) [-]
You say it is a joke, but you would not believe how many Canadians I have talked to that really believe they flat out burned down the white house. That is why I always react to it.
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#72 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
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#15 - roflnaut (10/09/2013) [-]
I use that paired with Vipre.
My computer is like fortress, except none of it slows down my comp much.
#9 - glu (10/09/2013) [-]
i used to use that (i think i still might have it actually) and to me it seemed like it wasnt even there and that it didnt really do anything for my computer.
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#14 - adu (10/09/2013) [-]
Malwarebytes is honestly the most straight-forward and efficient antivirus I have ever used. Plus, if you get Malwarebytes Chameleon, it's virtually impossible for a virus to disable the antivirus and it cleans shit up reaaal nice.
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#10 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'll forget about it,just to reopen it and fine that it tossed a bunch of files into quarantine that were infected with the virus of the day. I enjoy it, but there's lots out there so
#24 - You thought we forgot about 1812? Oh Canada, bitch. …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! +35
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#140 - widerbubbles (10/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ety2FEHQgwM
I'll just leave this here
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#79 - idkwhatthatmeans (10/09/2013) [-]
Does nobody on this site read a goddamn textbook? It was fucking british troops fighting for BRITAIN.

Also DC at that point was a rustic fucking shithole so congrats on burning down that slum. Not to mention that war ended in an armistice..
#65 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
you do realize that canada didn't exist at that time as it was still a part of british rule, so it had the backing of what remained of the british empire at the time, and despite burning down washington, you still lost.
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#82 - alexthecanadian (10/09/2013) [-]
Technically, you America lost because the Invasion of Upper Canada failed. However, in both country's we are taught that it was tie. This is because the counter-invasion by the British was also a failure.
#183 - anon (10/13/2013) [-]
Actually we only didn't invade and keep it because we were at the time bitching to the Russians about not carving up Austria, so we couldn't be seen to be doing the same thing (in the interest of Austrian allies)
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#184 - alexthecanadian (10/13/2013) [-]
Indeed. I realise.
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#69 - ishallsmiteyou (10/09/2013) [-]
That and we killed over 300 American soldiers with a makeshift band of about 150 Native warriors and a small militia led by James Fitzgibbons.
#71 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
congratulations, you did the same as america did but against a smaller foe.
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#68 - ishallsmiteyou (10/09/2013) [-]
Technically we won. The objective of East and West Canada (as the colonies were called then) was to defend our land. We accomplished our objective. The American objective was to take control of the Canadas, which they failed to do.
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#103 - mrblueftw (10/09/2013) [-]
Your one riled up canadian arn't you?
#67 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
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#127 - nitsuan (10/09/2013) [-]
You say it is a joke, but you would not believe how many Canadians I have talked to that really believe they flat out burned down the white house. That is why I always react to it.
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#72 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
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#125 - flambenobunaga (10/09/2013) [-]
His boss theme is my ringtone...
#39 - fedegon (10/09/2013) [-]
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#37 - douchenugget (10/09/2013) [-]
Look at that shit-eating grin
#77 - sonofthedeepsouth (10/09/2013) [-]
How about I slash and cut your shit !
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#119 - anon (10/08/2013) [-]
that fork thats all messed up, would be the best for ramming up yer ass, yeh wise little shit
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#12 - anon (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of ****.
#13 to #12 - bokkos (05/30/2013) [-]
#10 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
#8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
#9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
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#4 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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#2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
#3 to #2 - bokkos (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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Hello There