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#66 - No, if anything it would be the opposite, with the State not b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #67 - slenderwolf (11/24/2014) [-]
IDK, the textbook I used didn't say anything about Moses, all of my other classes were usually lectures, most teachers just said something like, "The textbook is fine, but it's padded with so much bullshit you'll never learn the lessons you need to in time, so listen up."
#63 - That may be the case, but Texas now has textbooks th…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #64 - slenderwolf (11/24/2014) [-]
Well did they?
User avatar #66 - bokkos (11/24/2014) [-]
No, if anything it would be the opposite, with the State not being allowed to sponsor any religion and all that.
User avatar #67 - slenderwolf (11/24/2014) [-]
IDK, the textbook I used didn't say anything about Moses, all of my other classes were usually lectures, most teachers just said something like, "The textbook is fine, but it's padded with so much bullshit you'll never learn the lessons you need to in time, so listen up."
#33 - That looks like a lot more than one school. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on (untitled) +3
#35 - psykobear (11/23/2014) [-]
The article mentions two. I know these are not the only two, I'm not daft. But it doesn't mean every school in the US.
#24 - >Proper science in classrooms (system is due for an overhau…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on (untitled) +3
#25 - thebaronsamedi (11/23/2014) [-]
Sorry if I came off as too condescending, that picture of Canada with the deal with it glasses makes me feel like you are stating that you are better.
Yes, I realize every country has flaws and good things too.
I suppose I'm just tired of how much of a kiss-ass the internet is for Canada and the general elitism of other Canadians in general.
User avatar #44 - foromil (11/24/2014) [-]
That's probably because Canadians statistically spend the most time online. Also; something that I've noticed as a dual US-Canadian citizen is that a lot of Canadians follow an unspoken rule that says "we're better than the US, and Quebec is somewhere in the middle." They usually have the statistics to back it up (see bokkos), but it can still be a little annoying.
#22 - It's not "this planet" it's "your country".  [+] (19 new replies) 11/23/2014 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #60 - slenderwolf (11/24/2014) [-]
It's not my country, it's those school admins, it's real laid back down here in Texas.
User avatar #63 - bokkos (11/24/2014) [-]
tfninsider.org/2014/11/21/live-blogging-the-texas-social-studies-textbook-vote/

That may be the case, but Texas now has textbooks that say that the teachings of Moses played a role in the development of the Constitution of the United States.
User avatar #64 - slenderwolf (11/24/2014) [-]
Well did they?
User avatar #66 - bokkos (11/24/2014) [-]
No, if anything it would be the opposite, with the State not being allowed to sponsor any religion and all that.
User avatar #67 - slenderwolf (11/24/2014) [-]
IDK, the textbook I used didn't say anything about Moses, all of my other classes were usually lectures, most teachers just said something like, "The textbook is fine, but it's padded with so much bullshit you'll never learn the lessons you need to in time, so listen up."
User avatar #39 - mapleknight (11/23/2014) [-]
AK variants are banned in Canada.
No.
User avatar #58 - aadenoto (11/24/2014) [-]
tbh why would canadians want guns
User avatar #73 - mapleknight (11/24/2014) [-]
Why would you NOT want guns? Besides, Canadians do have guns, but among what they have banned are AK variants. It's dumb, and it doesn't make sense. I'm comfortable with my beautiful machines as they are right now.
#34 - gentlemantoast (11/23/2014) [-]
Who's country?
#40 - chrisel (11/23/2014) [-]
Not mine.
#31 - psykobear (11/23/2014) [-]
It's not "our country", it's "a single school."
User avatar #36 - malhaloc (11/23/2014) [-]
its every school in our country
User avatar #37 - psykobear (11/23/2014) [-]
I live in this country and it's not my school.
#33 - bokkos (11/23/2014) [-]
www.akdart.com/zero.html

That looks like a lot more than one school.
Scroll down on the page to see the list
#35 - psykobear (11/23/2014) [-]
The article mentions two. I know these are not the only two, I'm not daft. But it doesn't mean every school in the US.
#23 - thebaronsamedi (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh yes, Canada's much better with it's prostitution rings run by 15 year-olds.
Get off your high horse.
User avatar #24 - bokkos (11/23/2014) [-]
>Proper science in classrooms (system is due for an overhaul but what isn't?)
>True egalitarian freedom (How's that "homosexual agenda" going?)
>Involvement in major global conflicts based around peacekeeping and stabilization (See Afghanistan, Kosovo, Rwanda)
>Universities frequently raising in ranks (eg. U of A is now ~87th globally ranked University, Berkeley accepts transfer Credits from Grant MacEwan University for music, etc)
>Most cost-efficient healthcare system in the world (maybe not the best, but no one is dying for lack of kidneys)
>Dat passport privilege

>That moment when you realize I never implied we didn't have problems (We do, but none of it is hysteria)
#25 - thebaronsamedi (11/23/2014) [-]
Sorry if I came off as too condescending, that picture of Canada with the deal with it glasses makes me feel like you are stating that you are better.
Yes, I realize every country has flaws and good things too.
I suppose I'm just tired of how much of a kiss-ass the internet is for Canada and the general elitism of other Canadians in general.
User avatar #44 - foromil (11/24/2014) [-]
That's probably because Canadians statistically spend the most time online. Also; something that I've noticed as a dual US-Canadian citizen is that a lot of Canadians follow an unspoken rule that says "we're better than the US, and Quebec is somewhere in the middle." They usually have the statistics to back it up (see bokkos), but it can still be a little annoying.
#52 - >Comments are disabled for this video. Why, too mu… 11/23/2014 on cringed so hard +5
#24 - Thank you for proving the anti-consumer aspect of this line of…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Saved by a citizen on GTA V 0
User avatar #26 - cptmongtard (11/23/2014) [-]
Well I struggle to think of any PC only games that really stand out to me as fantastic games, as far as I've played. I fucking hate this whole ongoing thing. We will always think that what we own if better. I own a PS4, I think PCs are overpriced and unfriendly, I think Xbone is clunky and has a poor controller. By far the worst people for this are the PC Gamers. They spend so much money on a mere hobby and then have to justify themselves every time it's mentioned. Honestly it's ridiculous. I can't think of a time that I've ever seen a piece of gaming content on here, 4chan, facebook or anything else, where there hasn't been an argument started by some cunt either saying for no reason at all that PC is the best system, or some other cunt saying for no reason at all that PC is shit. It's all good. It's all the exact same thing. People will always have opinions and people need to stop being so in everybody's fucking face with the opinion that they do happen to have. Consoles will still exist and people will still use and buy them whether you like it or not. PC Gaming will always exist and it will still be people's preferred choice. Personally I choose not to care and people should follow suit.
#21 - Well, if you used a computer for gaming only $500 is a bit ste… 11/23/2014 on Saved by a citizen on GTA V 0
#15 - PC gaming is just superior in every way... Graphics, physics e…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Saved by a citizen on GTA V 0
User avatar #31 - kolmar (11/23/2014) [-]
"PC gaming is just superior in every way" except the fact you don't get some of the best video-games ever made... EVER. I use my PC to play World of Warcaft mostly and sometimes I play other games (Like Steam games, League of Legends etc etc) but PC gamers always think they're the shit just 'cause they got better graphics and the such. You forget that gaming is about gaming and not hardware.
User avatar #23 - cptmongtard (11/23/2014) [-]
You have a single example as to exclusives ending up on PC. I'll give you some that didn't
Gears of War 3 and Judgement
I think maybe 2 as well
Halo Reach
Halo 4
Halo Wars
Halo ODST
Forza Horizon
Crackdown
God of War
God of War 2
God of War 3
God of War Ascension
Every Metal Gear Solid game as far as I know
MAG
Uncharted
Uncharted 2
Uncharted 3
Not sure about the other 2 Fable games but as far as I know they didn't

I could go on
User avatar #24 - bokkos (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you for proving the anti-consumer aspect of this line of reasoning.
User avatar #26 - cptmongtard (11/23/2014) [-]
Well I struggle to think of any PC only games that really stand out to me as fantastic games, as far as I've played. I fucking hate this whole ongoing thing. We will always think that what we own if better. I own a PS4, I think PCs are overpriced and unfriendly, I think Xbone is clunky and has a poor controller. By far the worst people for this are the PC Gamers. They spend so much money on a mere hobby and then have to justify themselves every time it's mentioned. Honestly it's ridiculous. I can't think of a time that I've ever seen a piece of gaming content on here, 4chan, facebook or anything else, where there hasn't been an argument started by some cunt either saying for no reason at all that PC is the best system, or some other cunt saying for no reason at all that PC is shit. It's all good. It's all the exact same thing. People will always have opinions and people need to stop being so in everybody's fucking face with the opinion that they do happen to have. Consoles will still exist and people will still use and buy them whether you like it or not. PC Gaming will always exist and it will still be people's preferred choice. Personally I choose not to care and people should follow suit.
User avatar #16 - bloodredspark (11/23/2014) [-]
Some people have friends who can't afford to buy a decent gaming rig and would rather play with them.

And please, don't pull out the "IT ONLY COSTS $300 LOL" thing so many people seem to love doing. From what I have seen, going over everything that would be needed and such, building a "good" gaming computer would cost upwards of $500-800. Though I'm guessing a lot of people just buy recycled or parts at a reduced price?

If I could afford to buy/build a decent gaming laptop, would I do it? Probably? Doesn't mean I still think any less of consoles, because to each their own.
User avatar #21 - bokkos (11/23/2014) [-]
Well, if you used a computer for gaming only $500 is a bit steep. But combined that with professional needs, education, time wasting, other assorted functionalities (from booking a flight to ordering meals), you get a lot more bang for your buck and an arguably necessary household device.
#14 - >Because nobody plays games from years ago. Oh, wait. … 11/23/2014 on Saved by a citizen on GTA V +10
#57 - A man in the 1800s managed to gather enough information withou… 11/23/2014 on Le-Tit +1
#54 - Not to mention, it's a very well described evolutionary phenom… 11/23/2014 on Le-Tit 0
#29 - Don't worry about the Russian-armed separatists to the East, m… 11/23/2014 on flowers 0
#95 - But a damn cringe warning, I leapt into that unprepared. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Femishits 0
User avatar #104 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2014) [-]
I know those feels
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Look who's being idiots again -1
#29 - cancerexpert (11/15/2014) [-]
"this is bait" posts are cancer!!!

I would know, I'm the cancer expert!
#31 - 2 individuals are not close to enough animals to prevent cripp… 11/15/2014 on ? 0
#34 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Dead or alive +6
#67 - Either you intentionally butchered it, or don't know the quote…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Fight Club +7
User avatar #72 - toxicsonicboom (11/11/2014) [-]
Just pissing people off.
#91 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm so pissed right now
#79 - funnygiggles (11/11/2014) [-]
Congratulations. You win.
User avatar #97 - toxicsonicboom (11/12/2014) [-]
I'll be a troll now. It's fun.
#182 - >Exactly how does people not being vaccinated affect you di… 11/10/2014 on le autism face 0
#20 - Picture 11/09/2014 on I want to do all of this... +2
#85 - Until you see a source, it's not true!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 4 0
#88 - endospore (11/09/2014) [-]
I prefer not to be that cynical unless my own knowledge directly conflicts, like it did here. (I have a bachelor's in Biology and another in Environmental Science) I looked it up and apparently they trained fish that were already known to walk on land from vernal pool to vernal pool and decided to raise them entirely on land to see how muscle groups changed.

It would be like raising dogs entirely in the water to model how dolphins evolved.
#44 - Exactly right, but we can't ignore the similarly absurd and am… 11/06/2014 on SNL 0
#43 - Well, parts of the Qu'ran very well might contain verses hingi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on SNL 0
#45 - angelious (11/06/2014) [-]
eh the thigns i was referring to where from the last time islam started conquerroring middle east and became a religion.


people mostly converted not by force but because of how progressive it was back then.they took care of the poor and crippled,women had a lot of rights(such as divorcing and so on) and they genuinely were somewhat okay folks
#9 - It's not really a perversion. The Qu'ran and the Hadith are bo…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/05/2014 on SNL +12
#35 - angelious (11/05/2014) [-]
islam was also about religious freedom. and if i recall correctly from that post some butthurt dude made that cleared misunderstandings about islam they also had pretty nice treatment of women originally..
User avatar #43 - bokkos (11/06/2014) [-]
Well, parts of the Qu'ran very well might contain verses hinging on religious freedom, but the contradictory nature of these ancient books sort of nullifies those teachings. It's the role of moderates to bring to light these more pleasant verses, and reform the religion. And yes, Islam treats women slightly better than the Bible does (which largely regards women as property) but it's also incredibly not pro-women either. Bear in mind these texts were written hundreds of years apart, so Islam's slight edge might just be a result of better social philosophy.
Mind, the Hadith calls for female genital mutilation as well, so its a bit of give and take.
#45 - angelious (11/06/2014) [-]
eh the thigns i was referring to where from the last time islam started conquerroring middle east and became a religion.


people mostly converted not by force but because of how progressive it was back then.they took care of the poor and crippled,women had a lot of rights(such as divorcing and so on) and they genuinely were somewhat okay folks
User avatar #33 - hauptishere (11/05/2014) [-]
The chivalric code for knights in the Middle Ages:

Believe the Church's teachings and observe all the Church's directions.
Defend the Church.
Respect and defend all weaknesses.
Love your country.
Show no mercy to the Infidel. Do not hesitate to make war with them.
Perform all your feudal duties as long as they do not conflict with the laws of God.
Never lie or go back on one's word.
Be generous to everyone.
Always and everywhere be right and good against evil and injustice.
User avatar #20 - theruinedsage (11/05/2014) [-]
The bible is pretty clear on people who wear mixed cloth should be killed

Normal people just ignore shit like that
User avatar #44 - bokkos (11/06/2014) [-]
Exactly right, but we can't ignore the similarly absurd and amoral verses many Christians (not all, bless the moderates) do believe in. To a thinking person, "Thou shalt not wear fabrics of mixed threads" is equally absurd to "A man shall not lie with another man as he does with a woman; this is an abomination". This is still a very politically charged issue, despite having no right to be considered as a valid position.
#18 - hurzg (11/05/2014) [-]
Some denominations have different interpretation. For example some Sufis' understanding is pretty different. And some people say it has rule for its time not today. People like Reza Aslan for example. The thing is, there is an explicit verse that says 'don't start hostilities'. But you are right too.
#23 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
You're also specifically told to respect and follow the laws and customs of where you are.
#15 - Indoknight (11/05/2014) [-]
The next time I know I'm gonna have a lot of time on my hands, like going on a flight, I think I'm gonna buy a copy of the Qu'ran just to see what all the fuss is about. Like what does it actually say and book mark said pages.

Wait... probably a bad idea reading it on the plane...
User avatar #25 - kombee (11/05/2014) [-]
You can get a very good english translation on Amazon for pretty cheap: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Quran-Oxford-Worlds-Classics/dp/0199535957/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415177670&sr=8-1&keywords=quran+english+translation

You can probably also find a copy in US Amazon, or in your local library. various ressources can be found online as well if you're interested.
#24 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
#21 - amassiveidiot (11/05/2014) [-]
I've heard that they actually cut out a lot of that shit from the English versions and that the Arabic versions are way worse than the translated ones.
User avatar #17 - schneidend (11/05/2014) [-]
Do it on the train or subway?

...Wait, shit.
User avatar #11 - upfordownsyndrome (11/05/2014) [-]
That's why people don't take the Bible literally anymore.
User avatar #12 - upfordownsyndrome (11/05/2014) [-]
Unless they're retarded.
#22 - popeflatus (11/05/2014) [-]
About 40% of Americans believe that the Earth and humans were created in 6 days and it only happened 6000 years ago. That's retarded.
User avatar #40 - upfordownsyndrome (11/05/2014) [-]
I agree. But that's taking it literally.
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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
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I guess its for for people here over 2 years
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HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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