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#562 - IgnoreMe 10/16/2014 on rename anonymous -1
#122 - How does it feel to have an entire point torn …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? +1
#123 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
lol

You are not an omnivore.

Fruit is calorie dense.

bye
#120 - My arguments stand for themselves. Have a nice day, Crazy Inte…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? 0
#121 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah no lol

Go eat some fresh warm blood soaked roadkill with a smile on your face then tell me you are an omnivore.

My dog loves it.
You dont.

Difference is, my dog is an omnivore.

very simple truth really
#129 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
Our ability to eat raw meat dissapeared thanks to years and years of eating cooked meat. This is an adaption we have because ever since we discovered fire, we used it to cook meat.
Also, a true frugivore (like some apes) are able to survive solely on fruits grown around their natural habitat. The only reason people now can choose not to eat meat is because the globalized economy allows you a huge variety of different fruits that you couldnt otherwise get access to. Not to mention, eating meat also allowed us to expand to conquer all corners of the earth, a feat impossible to accomplish if we relied only on fruits.
#133 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking hilarious!!!

#135 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
What an incredible and well thought rebuttal dear sir. I must say your literary skills are second to none.
User avatar #122 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/cooked-food-diet-primates-brains_n_2033975.html

How does it feel to have an entire point torn down in the form of a clickable link?
#123 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
lol

You are not an omnivore.

Fruit is calorie dense.

bye
#117 - No, I'm educated. Everything I've said is true. 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? 0
#116 - Which are hallmarks of other carnivores, as they are what we i…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? +1
#119 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
oh wow you are a stereotype...

LIons tho
Nature tho
Caveman tho
NO ethics or understanding of the human body tho!!!!


Humans are not designed to eat meat, it causes disease.

#120 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
My arguments stand for themselves. Have a nice day, Crazy Internet Person #201.
#121 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah no lol

Go eat some fresh warm blood soaked roadkill with a smile on your face then tell me you are an omnivore.

My dog loves it.
You dont.

Difference is, my dog is an omnivore.

very simple truth really
#129 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
Our ability to eat raw meat dissapeared thanks to years and years of eating cooked meat. This is an adaption we have because ever since we discovered fire, we used it to cook meat.
Also, a true frugivore (like some apes) are able to survive solely on fruits grown around their natural habitat. The only reason people now can choose not to eat meat is because the globalized economy allows you a huge variety of different fruits that you couldnt otherwise get access to. Not to mention, eating meat also allowed us to expand to conquer all corners of the earth, a feat impossible to accomplish if we relied only on fruits.
#133 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking hilarious!!!

#135 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
What an incredible and well thought rebuttal dear sir. I must say your literary skills are second to none.
User avatar #122 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/cooked-food-diet-primates-brains_n_2033975.html

How does it feel to have an entire point torn down in the form of a clickable link?
#123 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
lol

You are not an omnivore.

Fruit is calorie dense.

bye
#110 - Now, where do we find lots of glucose? In it's polymer glycoge…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? 0
#112 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
omg lol you are deluded...
User avatar #117 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm educated. Everything I've said is true.
#109 - Human does not equal any primate, it refers to a specific spec…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? +1
#113 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
canines tho!!!!
HUR DUR IMA FUCKING RETARD I HAVE TWO KIND OF POINTY TEETH
User avatar #116 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Which are hallmarks of other carnivores, as they are what we in academia would call "homologous structures". Ergo, we have them because we evolved to eat (everybody now)... Meat. So please, carry on believing that somehow a group of individuals refraining from eating animals actually means anything in the grand scheme of things. Lions will still kill gazelles, sharks will still devour seals, and nature will go on. Even if the entire human race went the way of vegetarianism, the bloodshed would continue. You can't resist nature, and you can't deny the evolutionary evidence.
#119 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
oh wow you are a stereotype...

LIons tho
Nature tho
Caveman tho
NO ethics or understanding of the human body tho!!!!


Humans are not designed to eat meat, it causes disease.

#120 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
My arguments stand for themselves. Have a nice day, Crazy Internet Person #201.
#121 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah no lol

Go eat some fresh warm blood soaked roadkill with a smile on your face then tell me you are an omnivore.

My dog loves it.
You dont.

Difference is, my dog is an omnivore.

very simple truth really
#129 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
Our ability to eat raw meat dissapeared thanks to years and years of eating cooked meat. This is an adaption we have because ever since we discovered fire, we used it to cook meat.
Also, a true frugivore (like some apes) are able to survive solely on fruits grown around their natural habitat. The only reason people now can choose not to eat meat is because the globalized economy allows you a huge variety of different fruits that you couldnt otherwise get access to. Not to mention, eating meat also allowed us to expand to conquer all corners of the earth, a feat impossible to accomplish if we relied only on fruits.
#133 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking hilarious!!!

#135 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
What an incredible and well thought rebuttal dear sir. I must say your literary skills are second to none.
User avatar #122 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/cooked-food-diet-primates-brains_n_2033975.html

How does it feel to have an entire point torn down in the form of a clickable link?
#123 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
lol

You are not an omnivore.

Fruit is calorie dense.

bye
#102 - We'll pretend that made sense. Unless you're somehow inferring…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? 0
#104 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
increased energy...

the brain runs on glucose, not saturated animal fat
User avatar #110 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Now, where do we find lots of glucose? In it's polymer glycogen! Where is glycogen found? On top of a few amino acids not possible to obtain from the vegetarian world? Muscle matter and the liver primarily. "Glucose" isn't just plant sugar, and plants are terribly shallow sources in terms of energy yield in a wild situation.
#112 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
omg lol you are deluded...
User avatar #117 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm educated. Everything I've said is true.
#103 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking lol
We were frugivorous primates for 60 million years, exclusively eating tropical fruit year round and undergoing accelerated evolution.

Check out Tony Wright- return to the brain of eden
User avatar #109 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Human does not equal any primate, it refers to a specific species (and now subspecies) known as Homo sapiens sapiens , modern humans. True, our ancestors were herbivorous for a time, but we can play this evolution game both ways. If you go far enough back, we stumble onto early mammals (exclusively "rodent-like" creatures that were likely carnivorous judging by jaw shape and teeth), before that we hit early synapsids (also largely and possibly uniquely carnivorous), and before that we have "fish" (of which many species are and were carnivorous).
You also missed the key fact, that we're largely smart due to our early ancestor's adaptive advantage for eating meat, which every human carries signs of. Your incisors, canines, stomach and certain pancreatic enzymes are all hallmarks of these traits. Eat vegetarian if it pleases you, but don't make an evolutionary argument for it to someone studying biology.
Side note: Of course there was accelerated evolution, loss of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago left a phenomenal amount of environmental niches to fulfil, of which mammals filled during this time. All mammals, not just primates.
#113 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
canines tho!!!!
HUR DUR IMA FUCKING RETARD I HAVE TWO KIND OF POINTY TEETH
User avatar #116 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Which are hallmarks of other carnivores, as they are what we in academia would call "homologous structures". Ergo, we have them because we evolved to eat (everybody now)... Meat. So please, carry on believing that somehow a group of individuals refraining from eating animals actually means anything in the grand scheme of things. Lions will still kill gazelles, sharks will still devour seals, and nature will go on. Even if the entire human race went the way of vegetarianism, the bloodshed would continue. You can't resist nature, and you can't deny the evolutionary evidence.
#119 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
oh wow you are a stereotype...

LIons tho
Nature tho
Caveman tho
NO ethics or understanding of the human body tho!!!!


Humans are not designed to eat meat, it causes disease.

#120 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
My arguments stand for themselves. Have a nice day, Crazy Internet Person #201.
#121 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah no lol

Go eat some fresh warm blood soaked roadkill with a smile on your face then tell me you are an omnivore.

My dog loves it.
You dont.

Difference is, my dog is an omnivore.

very simple truth really
#129 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
Our ability to eat raw meat dissapeared thanks to years and years of eating cooked meat. This is an adaption we have because ever since we discovered fire, we used it to cook meat.
Also, a true frugivore (like some apes) are able to survive solely on fruits grown around their natural habitat. The only reason people now can choose not to eat meat is because the globalized economy allows you a huge variety of different fruits that you couldnt otherwise get access to. Not to mention, eating meat also allowed us to expand to conquer all corners of the earth, a feat impossible to accomplish if we relied only on fruits.
#133 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking hilarious!!!

#135 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
What an incredible and well thought rebuttal dear sir. I must say your literary skills are second to none.
User avatar #122 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/cooked-food-diet-primates-brains_n_2033975.html

How does it feel to have an entire point torn down in the form of a clickable link?
#123 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
lol

You are not an omnivore.

Fruit is calorie dense.

bye
#92 - India is considered a "Functional Anarchy" and the p…  [+] (20 new replies) 10/15/2014 on my tax dollars go where? 0
#94 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
i put the failure of these systems down to human sickness.

Once a highly evolved frugivorous primate with no need for conflict, started eating flesh and descended into madness.
User avatar #102 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
We'll pretend that made sense. Unless you're somehow inferring "humans" were somehow better when we just ate plants. Which never happened, as our ancestors were definitely omnivorous long before we were anything close to recognizable as human. On top of which, the increased energy value of the carnivorous lifestyle helped in the development of the brain (an energetically expensive organ) to the state it is now.
#104 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
increased energy...

the brain runs on glucose, not saturated animal fat
User avatar #110 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Now, where do we find lots of glucose? In it's polymer glycogen! Where is glycogen found? On top of a few amino acids not possible to obtain from the vegetarian world? Muscle matter and the liver primarily. "Glucose" isn't just plant sugar, and plants are terribly shallow sources in terms of energy yield in a wild situation.
#112 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
omg lol you are deluded...
User avatar #117 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
No, I'm educated. Everything I've said is true.
#103 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking lol
We were frugivorous primates for 60 million years, exclusively eating tropical fruit year round and undergoing accelerated evolution.

Check out Tony Wright- return to the brain of eden
User avatar #109 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Human does not equal any primate, it refers to a specific species (and now subspecies) known as Homo sapiens sapiens , modern humans. True, our ancestors were herbivorous for a time, but we can play this evolution game both ways. If you go far enough back, we stumble onto early mammals (exclusively "rodent-like" creatures that were likely carnivorous judging by jaw shape and teeth), before that we hit early synapsids (also largely and possibly uniquely carnivorous), and before that we have "fish" (of which many species are and were carnivorous).
You also missed the key fact, that we're largely smart due to our early ancestor's adaptive advantage for eating meat, which every human carries signs of. Your incisors, canines, stomach and certain pancreatic enzymes are all hallmarks of these traits. Eat vegetarian if it pleases you, but don't make an evolutionary argument for it to someone studying biology.
Side note: Of course there was accelerated evolution, loss of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago left a phenomenal amount of environmental niches to fulfil, of which mammals filled during this time. All mammals, not just primates.
#113 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
canines tho!!!!
HUR DUR IMA FUCKING RETARD I HAVE TWO KIND OF POINTY TEETH
User avatar #116 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
Which are hallmarks of other carnivores, as they are what we in academia would call "homologous structures". Ergo, we have them because we evolved to eat (everybody now)... Meat. So please, carry on believing that somehow a group of individuals refraining from eating animals actually means anything in the grand scheme of things. Lions will still kill gazelles, sharks will still devour seals, and nature will go on. Even if the entire human race went the way of vegetarianism, the bloodshed would continue. You can't resist nature, and you can't deny the evolutionary evidence.
#119 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
oh wow you are a stereotype...

LIons tho
Nature tho
Caveman tho
NO ethics or understanding of the human body tho!!!!


Humans are not designed to eat meat, it causes disease.

#120 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
My arguments stand for themselves. Have a nice day, Crazy Internet Person #201.
#121 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah no lol

Go eat some fresh warm blood soaked roadkill with a smile on your face then tell me you are an omnivore.

My dog loves it.
You dont.

Difference is, my dog is an omnivore.

very simple truth really
#129 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
Our ability to eat raw meat dissapeared thanks to years and years of eating cooked meat. This is an adaption we have because ever since we discovered fire, we used it to cook meat.
Also, a true frugivore (like some apes) are able to survive solely on fruits grown around their natural habitat. The only reason people now can choose not to eat meat is because the globalized economy allows you a huge variety of different fruits that you couldnt otherwise get access to. Not to mention, eating meat also allowed us to expand to conquer all corners of the earth, a feat impossible to accomplish if we relied only on fruits.
#133 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
fucking hilarious!!!

#135 - lozarus (10/15/2014) [-]
What an incredible and well thought rebuttal dear sir. I must say your literary skills are second to none.
User avatar #122 - bokkos (10/15/2014) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/cooked-food-diet-primates-brains_n_2033975.html

How does it feel to have an entire point torn down in the form of a clickable link?
#123 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
lol

You are not an omnivore.

Fruit is calorie dense.

bye
User avatar #97 - sketchysketchist (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh my god, it's a vegan.
Everyone run!!!
#98 - enduranceathlete (10/15/2014) [-]
a person that intends to not harm animals...

pretty basic human trait, not much else you could tell about me
#116 - Go to 4chan and ask that. Preferably /b/ 10/13/2014 on Moot is officially worse... +1
#17 - Goddamnit did I say this was a well written test? Choose the …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on STFU +1
User avatar #50 - licestr (10/13/2014) [-]
e)
User avatar #49 - licestr (10/13/2014) [-]
e)
User avatar #48 - licestr (10/13/2014) [-]
e)
#7 - Hey guys! Cop pop quiz time! A suspect you have recently d…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/12/2014 on STFU +26
User avatar #78 - lemanrouste (10/13/2014) [-]
The answer is "Justifiable Homicide in the line of duty".
User avatar #79 - lemanrouste (10/13/2014) [-]
Just saying, she'd probably deserve it.
User avatar #68 - furiousmarshmellow (10/13/2014) [-]
f
User avatar #54 - heartlessrobot (10/13/2014) [-]
d then c
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
e) All of the above
#13 - shadowvision (10/12/2014) [-]
e) both C and D.
User avatar #17 - bokkos (10/12/2014) [-]
Goddamnit did I say this was a well written test? Choose the best answer
User avatar #50 - licestr (10/13/2014) [-]
e)
User avatar #49 - licestr (10/13/2014) [-]
e)
User avatar #48 - licestr (10/13/2014) [-]
e)
#36 - You think they have the funding for an ethics committee when t… 10/12/2014 on do they even have an ethics... +6
#85 - *sad country We ain't dealing with that **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Bulletproof Blanket? +4
#94 - adunsaveme (09/28/2014) [-]
nor down here

where we have nicer people
#90 - boothead (09/28/2014) [-]
Screw you and your working mental healthcare sysytem.
#42 - #airstrike 09/27/2014 on Getting on the fad +2
#31 - Responding to stimuli is a broad range of things, but generall… 09/23/2014 on Veganzzz +3
#20 - >Burden of proof >Not met >STFU anon  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on It was written by people +1
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
anon only denies OP strawman
#25 - Comment deleted 09/23/2014 on Veganzzz 0
#24 - Microbes aren't sentient, and neither are plants. Sentience is…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Veganzzz +3
User avatar #29 - skittlesinexcess (09/23/2014) [-]
What's the difference between responding to stimuli and perception?
User avatar #31 - bokkos (09/23/2014) [-]
Responding to stimuli is a broad range of things, but generally is any time an organism reacts to a given stimulus. Sentient creatures are said to do so with agency, as a result of risk vs. reward calculations all brains perform. Perception is a bit of an ambiguous term, but is generally defined as the active process that constructs the model a given brain uses in order to go about its function.

I was a little confused when you said microbes "perceive", as I'm actually in the study of microbiology, and bacteria/archaea simply do not.
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#23 - > didn't want to die Neither did the thousands upon tho… 09/23/2014 on Veganzzz +6
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#108 - skilletpanhead (09/21/2014) [-]
#243 - And here I thought we were making progress. Uh.. I'd like to b…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Dearest Admin +2
#244 - chucknorrisisreal (09/21/2014) [-]
all is lots ef u dont fite
#238 - bb i sori, i take it bak  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Dearest Admin +2
#240 - chucknorrisisreal (09/21/2014) [-]
all is forgive...

WHEN YOU JOIN THE CRUSADE AGAINST TUMBLR!!

TO ARMS!
#243 - bokkos (09/21/2014) [-]
And here I thought we were making progress. Uh.. I'd like to but... uh... I'm a... feminist vegan pacifist? Here comes the fire, I can feel the heat
#244 - chucknorrisisreal (09/21/2014) [-]
all is lots ef u dont fite
#232 - And this is why the internet thinks we're faggots. W…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Dearest Admin +9
User avatar #237 - chucknorrisisreal (09/21/2014) [-]
bb, y u gib red tumb? y u do it mane?
User avatar #238 - bokkos (09/21/2014) [-]
bb i sori, i take it bak
#240 - chucknorrisisreal (09/21/2014) [-]
all is forgive...

WHEN YOU JOIN THE CRUSADE AGAINST TUMBLR!!

TO ARMS!
#243 - bokkos (09/21/2014) [-]
And here I thought we were making progress. Uh.. I'd like to but... uh... I'm a... feminist vegan pacifist? Here comes the fire, I can feel the heat
#244 - chucknorrisisreal (09/21/2014) [-]
all is lots ef u dont fite
#25 - >GamerGate starts because some idiot couldn't make it in th… 09/20/2014 on Up or down it needs to be... +11
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#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
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why is your name blur instead of light blue?
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I guess its for for people here over 2 years
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HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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