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#28 - Maybe? Summer is regarded as the season in which school kids, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Kitten 0
#31 - allennis (10/05/2013) [-]
"gets on my chips" What the fuck is going on.
#25 - You absolutely reek of summer. Get. The. **** . Out.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Kitten +10
#33 - iliketheporn (10/05/2013) [-]
Kay.. This isn't 4chan, just stop.

<<<<< You thinking about how badass you think you seem
#35 - bokkos (10/05/2013) [-]
Try harder.
#47 - iliketheporn (10/05/2013) [-]
Not really even trying to be honest with you.. Just the fact that you're talking about summerfags and shit, goddamn nobody cares.
User avatar #27 - astrozombies (10/05/2013) [-]
"...summer"? Did i miss something again?
User avatar #28 - bokkos (10/05/2013) [-]
Maybe? Summer is regarded as the season in which school kids, with too little to do, join online communities, and ultimately bring the overall quality of content down. It doesn't really matter, but shit like this gets on my chips.

OP signed up 7/01/2013, putting them smack dab in the middle of it all.
#31 - allennis (10/05/2013) [-]
"gets on my chips" What the fuck is going on.
#7 - Picture 10/05/2013 on We Can Only Wish 0
#22 - Aquaman is looking pretty good now.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Not so Superheroes +8
#44 - jimmytwoshoes (10/05/2013) [-]
non can command our dark lord and savior!
#147 - botherandbefuddle (10/05/2013) [-]
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
User avatar #45 - jimmytwoshoes (10/05/2013) [-]
#132 - anonymous (10/05/2013) [-]

fucking aqualad stole his thunder
#8 - Did it work 10/04/2013 on honk 0
#9 - And this is why I hunt deer; they taste delicious, and are too…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Deer Tennis 0
#12 - deadnannersreturns (10/04/2013) [-]
#164 - Just a note: By definition, a theory can never be proven, but …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2013 on It's true +1
#284 - crilleballe (10/04/2013) [-]
A scientific theory can be testable and repeatable and quite often is. If no more than 1 in 10.000 experiments show results opposite the theory, it is considered a scientific fact.
1 in 10.000 is where we have drawn the line, of course you can put your line wherever you want to, but at some point i think it's valid to base your beliefs and actions upon something with a ridiculously high chance of being true.
User avatar #175 - turkeyslapper (10/04/2013) [-]
#20 - Sticky this **** ! 10/03/2013 on DOGE REQUEST 0
#57 - Picture 10/02/2013 on Quick! +1
#211 - I'm confused, what's so terrible about universal healthcare?  [+] (20 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Facebook. +19
User avatar #293 - liquidz (10/03/2013) [-]
The thing is it is not universal healthcare, it is a mandate to have insurance to pay for healthcare.

You have to buy the insurance, and if you are lucky your employer will pay a portion of it. Many companies are now hiring people part time only to avoid paying it.

Failure to have insurance that meets the requirements makes you have to pay a yearly tax. That tax will be $700 every year, and the insurance can be just as much if not more.
User avatar #244 - nospyonme (10/02/2013) [-]
This law is so fucked up that the people who wrote it made themselves exempt. I don't know what else you need to know.

#280 - papaken (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's not true, anyone with Google could refute that claim immediately.
#282 - nospyonme (10/03/2013) [-]
Congress, the president, and all of their families, are exempt from the. Anyone with google would know that.
User avatar #310 - gammajk (10/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #311 - nospyonme (10/03/2013) [-]
According to papaken you would know if you have google.
But I was talking about the Affordable Healthcare Act (2010)
User avatar #312 - gammajk (10/03/2013) [-]
I know. I was joking about your typo.
User avatar #313 - nospyonme (10/03/2013) [-]
I was trying to play it off like it was a cleaver remark instead of a typo
#285 - papaken (10/03/2013) [-]
The rules about the law are tweaked a bit for them, but it still affects them quite a bit.
#290 - nospyonme (10/03/2013) [-]
It's so good they dont want it
#318 - papaken (10/04/2013) [-]
To be fair, their current healthcare plan is pretty similar to the AHCA. I wouldn't expect them not to tweak it a bit.
User avatar #319 - nospyonme (10/04/2013) [-]
To be fair, if it was a good idea why do they want to keep the FEHB program? I mean, it's good enough to have one system for the people who make the laws, and a different one for the rest of us.

#320 - papaken (10/04/2013) [-]
Politicians are corrupt, man. Not saying they aren't. I'm not surprised at all that they want to keep everything that they like in their old program. But, I really don't think that the Congress would intentionally pass something in detriment to the American people.

but, yeah, politicians are asshats
User avatar #321 - nospyonme (10/05/2013) [-]
Most of the people that voted for it did not even read it. And most of the people that voted against it actually read it.
#322 - papaken (10/05/2013) [-]
Well, are they gonna say "Nah, I voted against it because Obama put it forth herp derp socialism" or "Yes, I read through the bill, and I don't like it"?
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User avatar #286 - Crusader (10/03/2013) [-]
Except you are thinking of it as "I'm giving this money to someone who is too lazy to work for it" instead of what it actually is which is "I, and everyone else who pays taxes, am throwing this money into a giant communal fund which will be drawn from in the case that I, or anyone else get's injured."
Very few people are going to use it who are too lazy to work.
But you know who will use it?
Blue collar workers and their families who get injured and can't afford medical bills allowing them to recover, go back to work and make money which they can put back into the economy. Instead of getting injured, working themselves into an early grave trying to pay off bills/being permanently disabled and unable to work meaning that they then live off of social security/welfare.
User avatar #243 - robinwilliamson (10/02/2013) [-]
1. What's wrong with paying less?
2. They set the line at 400% the national poverty line, how can anyone complain about aiding other people's health care at that point?
3. In what sense does choosing whether or not you get it a right?
User avatar #259 - xxiixx (10/03/2013) [-]
I'd like to start by saying I blame both parties for their lack of compromise that has caused this, no one party is to blame. Now, on to the rant.
This will be the first tax that is mandatory simply for existing in the USA. Sales Tax? Don't buy anything (Grow your own food or something idk). Income Tax? Don't work (maybe you have inheritance or you can be completely self-sufficient). Property Tax? Don't own property. ObamaCare (Tax)? Either buy (meaning money out of your pocket) one of our plans or we will fine you.
As for his first point, how can you pay less than $0? He is saying he currently has no health care(presumably he doesn't find it top priority as he doesn't have any dependents to think about and is in good health) and thus pays no money. With the new plan, he is forced to either purchase healthcare or be fined a percentage of his income (or $75 but only if it is LESS than the former) that increases with each year he chooses not purchase it.
The other big complaint with Obamacare is that it requires companies with 50+ employees to provide health insurance to full-time workers only. This has already caused a lot of companies to make full-time workers part-time and just higher more part-time workers. My mom got her hours reduced to part-time by Kirkland's last month presumably due to this. These people now have fewer work hours and to add insult to injury are forced to buy their own health insurance or be fined.
Just my 2 cents.
#217 - ronrod (10/02/2013) [-]
The taxes would have to raise and a lot of places would have to fire employees to stay afloat since they couldn't cover the cost of paying insurance for all of them. Basically the money to fund UHC would have to come from some where and no one wants to pay it and there are some people who believe that the Govt. shouldn't be able to basically force people into paying for health insurance.
#16 - The steaks have never been higher. 10/02/2013 on United Steaks of America +2
#121 - Like an owl. 10/02/2013 on A great idea 0
#48 - Hope he ends up big then.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/01/2013 on #hashtag 0
User avatar #49 - tiredofthis (10/01/2013) [-]
He might look a lot like me.
User avatar #53 - bladebites (10/01/2013) [-]
I'll take that as a "He won't be".
User avatar #54 - tiredofthis (10/01/2013) [-]
Well what kind of "Big" are you talking about?
User avatar #57 - bladebites (10/01/2013) [-]
Well that was just a silly dick joke
User avatar #58 - tiredofthis (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh.... well if genetics has taught us anything, then yes.... he will be.
#43 - Picture 09/30/2013 on God mode activated!! 0
#9 - Do you want a ******* medal? 09/29/2013 on fastest man of unlocking BRAs! +23
#112 - If you ever complain about not getting laid, I hope you get s… 09/29/2013 on Women of the world... +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on in your head.. +3
#8 - stefanieg (09/28/2013) [-]
#5 - Reverse image search. Or ask in description. Or make i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on in your head.. 0
User avatar #6 - stefanieg (09/28/2013) [-]
i see your point
and if i could go back in time..
i still wouldnt give a fuck.
#7 - bokkos (09/28/2013) [-]
#8 - stefanieg (09/28/2013) [-]
#3 - Credit to XKCD, since OP doesn't have the IQ to reference...  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2013 on in your head.. +1
User avatar #4 - stefanieg (09/28/2013) [-]
or doesnt even know who that is...
User avatar #5 - bokkos (09/28/2013) [-]
Reverse image search.
Or ask in description.
Or make it clear they would reference if they knew.
User avatar #6 - stefanieg (09/28/2013) [-]
i see your point
and if i could go back in time..
i still wouldnt give a fuck.
#7 - bokkos (09/28/2013) [-]
#8 - stefanieg (09/28/2013) [-]
#15 - That would explain the ever diminishing originality then  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Mewtwo Z -9
User avatar #54 - dxcs (09/27/2013) [-]
Like you could be more creative.
#43 - Visual (09/27/2013) [-]
#11 - I sometimes wonder if they have actual artists working on the …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Mewtwo Z -11
#14 - anonymous (09/26/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, they've had the same guy do the pokemon designs for every generation; Ken sugimori
User avatar #15 - bokkos (09/26/2013) [-]
That would explain the ever diminishing originality then
User avatar #54 - dxcs (09/27/2013) [-]
Like you could be more creative.
#43 - Visual (09/27/2013) [-]
#8 - Being a bio major on the internet isn't fun... Everything… 09/26/2013 on BEARS +2
#82 - Someone who bought an apple product?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Well played /b/ +3
User avatar #83 - octaviano (09/24/2013) [-]
It takes more stupidy than buying it to drop it into water.
User avatar #157 - Logicaltightrope (09/24/2013) [-]
You seem to be forgetting - it's an Apple product.
#79 - Stupid enough to buy an apple product and drop it into water .  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Well played /b/ +4
#81 - octaviano (09/24/2013) [-]
No, seriously:
Who drops a phone worth 650$ into water to check if it's SUDDENLY waterproof?
User avatar #82 - bokkos (09/24/2013) [-]
Someone who bought an apple product?
User avatar #83 - octaviano (09/24/2013) [-]
It takes more stupidy than buying it to drop it into water.
User avatar #157 - Logicaltightrope (09/24/2013) [-]
You seem to be forgetting - it's an Apple product.
#152 - Small condoms then.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Apple Products 0
#200 - eatmycurzezz (09/24/2013) [-]
Ouch.... Walked right into that one


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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
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why is your name blur instead of light blue?
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I guess its for for people here over 2 years
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Yahtzee is amazing.
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Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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