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Who the fuck writes in these things?
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|#145 - Oh good god stop talking. [+] (5 new replies)||02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry?||+6|
#250 - Common Pepe (02/04/2014) [-]
reply to me, you fucktwat
#155 - Common Pepe (02/04/2014) [-]
What about a simple .org?
And don't you mean a .gov?
|#354 - Pretty much every mammal has been known to exhibit homosexual …||02/03/2014 on Disney land, the gayest...||-1|
|#131 - Sorry. Eh.||02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry?||0|
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|#17 - Offensive find I and this 13 am I [+] (2 new replies)||02/03/2014 on How to check your self...||+5|
|#234 - Then you're the worst kind of student. The humanities and the …||01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to...||0|
|#3 - "Nobody knows why"* *Yet [+] (3 new replies)||01/27/2014 on (untitled)||+1|
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|#26 - Didn't you hear the Security Agent, to empty your pockets into… [+] (1 new reply)||01/21/2014 on airport||0|
|#90 - 3edgy5me.jpg Funny thing is, all those drugs listed w…||01/21/2014 on Fuck Society||0|
|#15 - You just got literature'd.||01/14/2014 on Did you know?||0|
|#64 - "PUT GOLD ON IT" ~ Wealthly Inventors||01/11/2014 on Nigga thads expicnive||0|
|#5 - Picture [+] (14 new replies)||01/10/2014 on simon||+96|
#29 - Common Pepe (01/10/2014) [-]
sorry to pop the bubble, but the only people who are becoming musicians nowadays are people with connections/rich/whores
#61 - demandred (01/10/2014) [-]
sorry to pop the bubble, but radio music and popular music rarely comes from exceptionally skilled musicians. What about the voice of those 1D-guys? They are good, but not worldfamous-good. What about those songs Justin Bieber wrote? Well for one they suck and also they aren't HIS songs, he had a whole group of writers to produce every part of the songs.
Also, half almost of the "stars" today don't sing live, just have playback, or they use autotune.
Personal opinion: If you like skilled musicians and highly technical playstyles, check out melodic/progressive metal. Shit is wicked.
|#39 - Except gigantic changes in the Earth's atmospheric makeup are … [+] (1 new reply)||01/09/2014 on Let the flame war begin!||+1|
|#38 - Whether you accept climate change or not, I feel Hitchens had … [+] (1 new reply)||01/09/2014 on Let the flame war begin!||+1|
#78 - Common Pepe (01/09/2014) [-]
great man shame he died left us with brother of dumb
|#96 - Being a university student, you take every free second of your…||01/09/2014 on Grading||+1|
|#209 - You know what they call holistic medicine that works? …||01/08/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science||-1|
|#13 - >I hate female comedians Oh, sorry that your backw… [+] (25 new replies)||01/05/2014 on Tit bags||-13|
#160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.
I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
#161 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
Ryan and Toby also wrote
#162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..
Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.
From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.
Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.
#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert
mildly related League gif just cause
#164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it
Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.
But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.
I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country
A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
#64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.
I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
#15 - Common Pepe (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
|#26 - I did a bit more reading and it also turns out that a dog's mo…||01/05/2014 on Mans best friend.||0|
|#24 - Dogs' mouths are way cleaner than ours, since they cycle throu… [+] (2 new replies)||01/05/2014 on Mans best friend.||-1|
#25 - theincorrigibleone (01/05/2014) [-]
No, it's actually because they have stronger enzymes in their saliva. They are made to aid in breaking down tough and raw foods. Humans have saliva that is aimed a little bit more towards fruits and veggies while still covering meats and the like. But due to the fact that dogs would typically eat raw meat (that's been open to the air and can have loads of bacteria on it) their enzymes are supercharged to also help kill said bacteria.
#26 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
I did a bit more reading and it also turns out that a dog's mouth is also completely inundated with it's own different forms of bacteria, the major difference is (surprise, surprise) dogs don't possess bacteria that feed on di-sugar molecules.
You know what? That's fucking it. Never again am I ever going to believe another piece of household advice unless theres a paper backing that shit up.
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#3 - Common Pepe (12/21/2013) [-]
it says "and it still pretty much means that"
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|#2 - So yeah, instead of recognizing we all have problems due to so…||12/12/2013 on ooooo||+2|
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|#135 - All I hear when this argument comes up is "Yeah, we're ju…||12/08/2013 on Original Sin||0|