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#145 - Oh good god stop talking.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry? +6
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#153 - Common Pepe (02/04/2014) [-]
It's a fucking .com
You know who can run a .com website?
Anybody you fucking twat. You know why that's a big deal?
Because little shits like you can post whatever fucked up beliefs you have
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#250 - Common Pepe (02/04/2014) [-]
reply to me, you fucktwat
#155 - Common Pepe (02/04/2014) [-]
What about a simple .org?
And don't you mean a .gov?
#354 - Pretty much every mammal has been known to exhibit homosexual … 02/03/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... -1
#131 - Sorry. Eh. 02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry? 0
#130 - thereisnoappropriateimageforthislunacy.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry? +4
#167 - birdlaw (02/04/2014) [-]
This seems pretty appropriate
#17 - Offensive find I and this 13 am I  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on How to check your self... +5
User avatar #38 - mrselfdestruct (02/04/2014) [-]
13 and I find this offensive.
#27 - saucegod (02/04/2014) [-]
#234 - Then you're the worst kind of student. The humanities and the … 01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
#3 - "Nobody knows why"* *Yet  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#10 - xxkelevraxx (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - homebray (01/28/2014) [-]
until we explain it, it is witchcraft
#23 - lawlnope (01/28/2014) [-]
#19 - thisisbait.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on jesus is best jesus,silly ass +3
#20 - thisisbait (01/27/2014) [-]
#26 - Didn't you hear the Security Agent, to empty your pockets into…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on airport 0
User avatar #29 - gammajk (01/21/2014) [-]
But then they could just put the bomb in there!
#90 - 3edgy5me.jpg Funny thing is, all those drugs listed w… 01/21/2014 on Fuck Society 0
#15 - You just got literature'd. 01/14/2014 on Did you know? 0
#64 - "PUT GOLD ON IT" ~ Wealthly Inventors 01/11/2014 on Nigga thads expicnive 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 01/10/2014 on simon +96
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#29 - Common Pepe (01/10/2014) [-]
sorry to pop the bubble, but the only people who are becoming musicians nowadays are people with connections/rich/whores
User avatar #56 - baaltomekk (01/10/2014) [-]
Sorry to pop the bubble, but if you really believe this, you are fucking stupid
User avatar #61 - demandred (01/10/2014) [-]
sorry to pop the bubble, but radio music and popular music rarely comes from exceptionally skilled musicians. What about the voice of those 1D-guys? They are good, but not worldfamous-good. What about those songs Justin Bieber wrote? Well for one they suck and also they aren't HIS songs, he had a whole group of writers to produce every part of the songs.
Also, half almost of the "stars" today don't sing live, just have playback, or they use autotune.

Personal opinion: If you like skilled musicians and highly technical playstyles, check out melodic/progressive metal. Shit is wicked.
User avatar #62 - baaltomekk (01/10/2014) [-]
That's what I hear. I was pointing out that there are a hell lot of skilled musicians who became musicians without having connections or being rich/whores. They are just not as famous as some of the shittier ones you just mentioned.
User avatar #63 - demandred (01/10/2014) [-]
Allow me correct the anon:
The only most of the people who are becoming successful, worldfamous musicians nowadays are people with connections/rich/whores
User avatar #64 - baaltomekk (01/10/2014) [-]
Now that's a statement I can support
User avatar #28 - Sethorein (01/10/2014) [-]
And I completely disagree... aw well...
#16 - WheresMyAccount (01/10/2014) [-]
made me think of this
User avatar #44 - pokemonstheshiz (01/10/2014) [-]
not that there's not a lot of truth to that, but what is someone auditions who already does all that? And they're auditioning because it's just another way to get their music, their voice out there?
User avatar #13 - llanox (01/10/2014) [-]
Foo Fighters are best Fighters.
User avatar #6 - calawesome (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm like 90% percent sure Dave Grohl is sent by God.
#14 - kiermatv (01/10/2014) [-]
#39 - Except gigantic changes in the Earth's atmospheric makeup are …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Let the flame war begin! +1
User avatar #40 - anonemous (01/09/2014) [-]
shit happens, sometimes on a grand scale
#38 - Whether you accept climate change or not, I feel Hitchens had …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Let the flame war begin! +1
#78 - Common Pepe (01/09/2014) [-]
great man shame he died left us with brother of dumb
#96 - Being a university student, you take every free second of your… 01/09/2014 on Grading +1
#209 - You know what they call holistic medicine that works? … 01/08/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science -1
#13 - >I hate female comedians Oh, sorry that your backw…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -13
User avatar #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #32 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
#102 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.

I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #63 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#15 - Common Pepe (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
#26 - I did a bit more reading and it also turns out that a dog's mo… 01/05/2014 on Mans best friend. 0
#24 - Dogs' mouths are way cleaner than ours, since they cycle throu…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Mans best friend. -1
User avatar #25 - theincorrigibleone (01/05/2014) [-]
No, it's actually because they have stronger enzymes in their saliva. They are made to aid in breaking down tough and raw foods. Humans have saliva that is aimed a little bit more towards fruits and veggies while still covering meats and the like. But due to the fact that dogs would typically eat raw meat (that's been open to the air and can have loads of bacteria on it) their enzymes are supercharged to also help kill said bacteria.
User avatar #26 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
I did a bit more reading and it also turns out that a dog's mouth is also completely inundated with it's own different forms of bacteria, the major difference is (surprise, surprise) dogs don't possess bacteria that feed on di-sugar molecules.

You know what? That's fucking it. Never again am I ever going to believe another piece of household advice unless theres a paper backing that shit up.
#2 - Well... In some ways a boner today can be a huge mistake. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on so sexual -12
User avatar #5 - sketchysketchist (12/21/2013) [-]
Maybe having an erection was a boner, then uneducated people called erections boners.
#3 - Common Pepe (12/21/2013) [-]
it says "and it still pretty much means that"
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#2 - So yeah, instead of recognizing we all have problems due to so… 12/12/2013 on ooooo +2
#592 - **bokkos rolls 42** 12/11/2013 on if you are bored today 0
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#12 - Common Pepe (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - Common Pepe (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
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I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
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why is your name blur instead of light blue?
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I guess its for for people here over 2 years
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sup fag
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Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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