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bokkos

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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
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#200 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +1
#36 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +41
#46 - I Am Monkey Comment deleted by bokkos
#48 - Infernal Comment deleted by bokkos
#219 - anonexplains Comment deleted by bokkos
#107 - knightbrolaire Comment deleted by bokkos
#123 - Why is everyone whispering? 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet +1
#122 - We're talking about ******* cartoon characters, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet +3
#124 - upyoursnumbnuts (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok, agreed.
#90 - It's more of an issue that they don't even have the region of … 03/25/2014 on Why must you feel me in... 0
#43 - Reptiles.... Don't... Do.... That.... I'd actually l…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Why must you feel me in... +8
User avatar #54 - mrgoodlove (03/24/2014) [-]
You should ask him
#52 - volksworgen (03/24/2014) [-]
Keeping them to eat later?
#49 - probrem (03/24/2014) [-]
I think your first instinct is right. They actually don't do that and this "article" is bullshit.
#48 - anonexplains (03/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7977849 at girguy's beta & cringe board. friendzoned forever. **
User avatar #44 - shadowsynergy (03/24/2014) [-]
Almost all animals have an instinct to protect babies.They can get over it while they're hungry, but when they aren't hungry, and given how often snakes need to eat, I'll bet he wasn't hungry. He saw those big eyes, soft fur, and warm little fluffiness, and was won over by the cuteness.
User avatar #90 - bokkos (03/25/2014) [-]
It's more of an issue that they don't even have the region of the brain required for altruistic behaviour of protecting young animals. Crocodiles come close, but that's a purely intraspecies instinct. You can see a tiger protecting and rearing pigs, but you'll never see a crocodile (or snake) protecting puppies.
User avatar #50 - Sethorein (03/24/2014) [-]
Allow me to repeat the first commenter. Reptiles don't do that.
User avatar #56 - bbehemoth (03/24/2014) [-]
they're cold-blooded bitches i actually don't know it... i'm trying to do a pun... sorry
#42 - Too bad human fat isn't blubber. Blubber is a highly specializ…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Fat logic +16
#52 - jimmydeenbomb (03/21/2014) [-]
science
#37 - Not at all. Being humble is magnitudes more important than spo… 03/16/2014 on In my local music store +1
#33 - Could you repeat that? I couldn't read that over the sound of …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on In my local music store 0
#34 - anonexplains (03/16/2014) [-]
Im not being arrogant about it, and even if I was. Don't you think someone who worked harder than everyone else has a little room to brag?
User avatar #41 - thebobinito (03/16/2014) [-]
Let's just sort this all down to one thing here, did you ever play gigs?
User avatar #37 - bokkos (03/16/2014) [-]
Not at all. Being humble is magnitudes more important than spouting your personal success story over others. Good at guitar? Cool. Maybe being kind and sharing your story would be a better avenue of discussion, rather than "Your friends just doesn't have his soul in the right place." What kind of asinine, self-aggrandizing statement is that?
"Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues." -Confucius

#53 - Comment deleted 03/11/2014 on psychological faqs 0
#71 - Sauce 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +1
#152 - It's really subtle, but as he steps away from the podium he &q…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Thanks Obama 7 +1
User avatar #189 - Marker (02/28/2014) [-]
it almost looks like an SNL bit
User avatar #165 - sorcha (02/28/2014) [-]
also if you look at the stars on the flag they go a bit screwy just as hes about to pass them
User avatar #154 - niggerytaste (02/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, I think I see it now.
#228 - And from what I understand they stopped doing that 5 years ago… 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +1
#26 - When all else fails, genocide... 02/18/2014 on Admins at it again 0
#60 - You can smell the edginess in here.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Balls of Steel -2
#61 - anonexplains (02/18/2014) [-]
found the jew
#154 - "Assignment: FULL REPORT (50) Identify from the mixed cul… 02/12/2014 on Love life 0
#42 - You know, very few people on this website are part of a margin… 02/12/2014 on Where's MY parade? 0
#61 - Over in Alberta it's approximately $2500-3000 per semester, so… 02/06/2014 on College is too expensive! 0
#145 - Oh good god stop talking.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry? +6
#146 - quickstrike has deleted their comment.
#153 - anonexplains (02/04/2014) [-]
It's a fucking .com
You know who can run a .com website?
Anybody you fucking twat. You know why that's a big deal?
Because little shits like you can post whatever fucked up beliefs you have
#154 - quickstrike has deleted their comment.
#250 - anonexplains (02/04/2014) [-]
reply to me, you fucktwat
#155 - anonexplains (02/04/2014) [-]
What about a simple .org?
And don't you mean a .gov?
#354 - Pretty much every mammal has been known to exhibit homosexual … 02/03/2014 on Disney land, the gayest... -1
#131 - Sorry. Eh. 02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry? 0
#130 - thereisnoappropriateimageforthislunacy.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Are you fucking sorry? +4
#167 - birdlaw (02/04/2014) [-]
This seems pretty appropriate
#17 - Offensive find I and this 13 am I  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on How to check your self... +5
User avatar #38 - mrselfdestruct (02/04/2014) [-]
13 and I find this offensive.
#27 - saucegod (02/04/2014) [-]
wut
#234 - Then you're the worst kind of student. The humanities and the … 01/29/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
#3 - "Nobody knows why"* *Yet  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#10 - xxkelevraxx (01/28/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #25 - homebray (01/28/2014) [-]
until we explain it, it is witchcraft
#23 - lawlnope (01/28/2014) [-]

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#12 - anonexplains (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonexplains (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonexplains (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonexplains (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
#5 to #4 - bokkos (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Hello There
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