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#139 - No one cares if it's racist. It just wasn't funny. 06/27/2013 on Will smith +7
#222 - Bras aren't that hard to get off. It's a sliding motion gentle…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on i wish i had a gal =/ +1
User avatar #246 - playcolt (06/26/2013) [-]
Some can be pretty hard, those ones you should just tear off over their heads
#6 - ********** a lot. 06/26/2013 on Solution to premature... +1
#51 - It's not clear what substance Titans possess, but it can't be … 06/25/2013 on OH YES! 0
#50 - Mmmmm maybe if you can get the water moving fast enough, like … 06/24/2013 on OH YES! 0
#7 - Only way to kill a titan is to attack the base of the neck usi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2013 on OH YES! 0
User avatar #34 - misfitsftw (06/24/2013) [-]
water slice the weak spot? enforce it with an ice blade? i dunno, theres gotta be a way. oh but surely air/fire benders wouldnt need pressurized gas-cannisters to propel them on their 3d manoeuvre gear? gotta be an advantage
User avatar #50 - bokkos (06/24/2013) [-]
Mmmmm maybe if you can get the water moving fast enough, like one of those water laser jets. Accuracy has to be spot on though, plus accounting for abnormals.
User avatar #8 - iizsimon (06/24/2013) [-]
bloodbend the FUCK out of titans

idk, im pretty sure waterbenders/earthbenders could attack the base of the neck also, if anything.. airbenders not so much, unless they make wind blades or w/e.. firebenders are boned
User avatar #51 - bokkos (06/25/2013) [-]
It's not clear what substance Titans possess, but it can't be blood. Plus they don't appear to feel pain, so blood bending wouldn't have the same agonizing effect. And yeah I mentioned above if a waterbender managed to get a jet moving fast enough, the water could potentially slice deep enough.
User avatar #35 - misfitsftw (06/24/2013) [-]
maybe not, we dont know what effect lightning has on titans
#5 - #1 Rule of Cheer: When the top falls, there is no limits to wh… 06/23/2013 on Perfect timing 0
#118 - Or make a bullet with no gunpowder, cut it open, then place gu… 06/23/2013 on Bullets Cut in Half 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Clown Car +17
User avatar #44 - ScottP (06/23/2013) [-]
How did he end up all the way in the Sahara Desert?
#47 - neoexdeath (06/23/2013) [-]
I'd pounded a LOT of Changaa...But hey, after the wreck, I met a bunch of African gods and became a Shaman...If they'd had Internet access, I'd of been fucked, but hey.
#44 - I regret nothing. 06/22/2013 on The good the bad and the ugly -3
#38 - Picture 06/22/2013 on m16 +8
#39 - Yes... **** her.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2013 on The good the bad and the ugly -2
User avatar #87 - schneidend (06/22/2013) [-]
Well, fuck you guys, because I would tear that ass up.
#65 - leagetshitpack (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 - mythicdragoon (06/22/2013) [-]
this one reminds me of the chick gremlin in gremlins 2
User avatar #41 - Hreidmar (06/22/2013) [-]
You made me lose my hard-on. You're gonna pay for that.
User avatar #44 - bokkos (06/22/2013) [-]
I regret nothing.
#104 - Of course I have, I just didn't get pregnant like a slut. 06/22/2013 on #wtf +2
#98 - Sure you are anon. Sure you are.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on #wtf +1
#99 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
You don't have to believe me. Just leave her alone. You're telling me you've never ever made a mistake? Thought so.
#111 - tehfalconguy (06/22/2013) [-]
Found the pregnant teenager!
User avatar #104 - bokkos (06/22/2013) [-]
Of course I have, I just didn't get pregnant like a slut.
#3 - "Just in time for Spring comes Assnectar's 'Timestretch E… 06/21/2013 on assnectar +2
#25 - He was called Napoleon. He ruled the European circuit for many…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Kissing 0
User avatar #26 - ctenop (06/21/2013) [-]
Britain also had one of the biggest empires ever. We aren't famous for it. I didn't say they didn't conquer shit, just they weren't famous for it.... and the polish resistance was much better
#29 - I own a jacket and pants, but it doesn't have the kick ass hoo… 06/21/2013 on 4th S.T.A.L.K.E.R Comp 0
#6 - ... That's the point. 06/21/2013 on Melee master race 0
#33 - I worry for this site with how many thumbs this has accumulated.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on know the difference 0
#44 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Fat piece of shit detected
#12 - In Alberta too, Edmonton. Slight flooding, including the zoo, … 06/21/2013 on My town. 0
#23 - Correction; Does vanadium taste good?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Weird Thing +13
User avatar #54 - anametoremember (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't know anybody else apart from me and my dad who likes eating pyura. Their taste is pretty bland.
User avatar #110 - othagovna (06/22/2013) [-]
Really? I had heard that they're supposed to taste pretty good due to some substance it produces inside it (I don't think it's the vanadium though) making them extra tasty.

I guess maybe it's just one of those foods that foreigners find extra tasty because they aren't used to eating as often as locals.
#19 - What if they borrow your phone?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on More Life Hacks +3
#20 - nightdude (06/21/2013) [-]
I'd think that'd be easy to remember without a picture
#19 - But does it taste good?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Weird Thing +2
User avatar #22 - OOOnelsonOOO (06/21/2013) [-]
There are concerns about the safety of eating pyura, given its high concentrate of vanadium. Vanadium is a heavy metal that is considered toxic at any amount more than incidental levels.[3] The average diet provides trace amounts of vanadium; typically 6-18 micrograms (mcg).[4] According to the University of Maryland Medical Center, vanadium can cause liver damage in high doses of 1.8 mg or more daily.[4] No in-depth studies have been done to determine the amount of vanadium contained within the blood or tissue of pyura, nor in the typical amount of their flesh usually eaten, so they cannot be considered safe. It is known that pyura can have ten million times the amount of vanadium in their blood as there is in the surrounding seawater.[2]
User avatar #23 - bokkos (06/21/2013) [-]
Correction; Does vanadium taste good?
User avatar #54 - anametoremember (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't know anybody else apart from me and my dad who likes eating pyura. Their taste is pretty bland.
User avatar #110 - othagovna (06/22/2013) [-]
Really? I had heard that they're supposed to taste pretty good due to some substance it produces inside it (I don't think it's the vanadium though) making them extra tasty.

I guess maybe it's just one of those foods that foreigners find extra tasty because they aren't used to eating as often as locals.
#16 - The French were out invading countries while Germany was still…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Kissing -3
User avatar #23 - ctenop (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, because that's what france is infamous, invading all those people and never surrendering...
User avatar #25 - bokkos (06/21/2013) [-]
He was called Napoleon. He ruled the European circuit for many years. Plus most people are familiar with how the French surrendered in WWII, but what they forget is the French Resistance was a huge deal in the war. Not to mention they've become a symbol synonymous with fighting oppression and traintrack bombing.
User avatar #26 - ctenop (06/21/2013) [-]
Britain also had one of the biggest empires ever. We aren't famous for it. I didn't say they didn't conquer shit, just they weren't famous for it.... and the polish resistance was much better
#228 - Nice thumbnail 06/21/2013 on Adult Swim on piracy. +5
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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY ****** GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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