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#14 - >"one of those sophisticated sports" Tha…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2016 on The devil is real, Dawkins... +7
#60 - anon (03/08/2016) [-]
He did specifically say "SUPPOSED to be."

Meaning that's what the people playing it think it is / wish it was, not necessarily what it actually is.
#54 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (03/08/2016) [-]
As oposed to what? getting drunk and swing curved stick around while wearing a hockey helmet?
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#81 - bokkos (03/08/2016) [-]
Try to skate drunk; I dare you. Plus, comparing a high impact, high speed, team based game like hockey to golf isn't going to make gold look any better.
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#16 - chikibriki (03/08/2016) [-]
nah it's more than that, you can't have actual fun with gettng drunk and swinging sticks around
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#17 - bokkos (03/08/2016) [-]
Really? Because that sounds to me like the definition of fun.
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#18 - chikibriki (03/08/2016) [-]
yes really

it would be fun if it was something like hockey or whatever and you can have a drunken brawl, but if you have a drunken brawl on a golf course you end up getting kicked off the course and sent to jail

trust me i've had drunken fights on golf courses before
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#19 - bokkos (03/08/2016) [-]
I think all you're doing is demonstrating why golf isn't fun without being drunk.
#13 - >Some forms of Nitrogen are toxic and other forms cause lig… 03/08/2016 on Elements 0
#13 - Right, and I'm a 27 year old pachyderm named Mary. W… 03/07/2016 on Giving water to trapped... 0
#250 - There's nothing wrong with being a priest or religious; what i… 03/07/2016 on Scientist Fighting Game 0
#193 - Lol Darwin was a priest, despite the fact he never even entere…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2016 on Scientist Fighting Game 0
#216 - kingnicholas (03/07/2016) [-]
And what's wrong with being a priest. Albertus Magnus is considered to have been one of the first scientists and he was a monk?
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#250 - bokkos (03/07/2016) [-]
There's nothing wrong with being a priest or religious; what is wrong is lying about history to suit an agenda. I don't deny the vast majority of scientists throughout history were religious to a degree; but back then, there wasn't a whole lot of options,
#191 - He did a spectacular amount of research, data collection, and … 03/06/2016 on Scientist Fighting Game 0
#81 - That's either kinky or sad, and I'm not sure which. 03/06/2016 on Man's best friend 0
#310 - Sorry that my details are too non-ambiguous for you 03/06/2016 on Covered in pee for saying... 0
#73 - All I can say, is I'm hardly surprised with the caliber of dis…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2016 on WHY WON'T HE DIE 0
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#74 - cockassunited (03/06/2016) [-]
Saying Trump has lied or failed when he has lied or failed is not slander you're right. And that doesn't change no matter how you alterer libel laws without totally undoing the first amendment.

The law is the law, you're literally advocating criminal behavior to benefit the state, and yet Trump is the fascist.

Mexico was shit before the drug war, Mexico will be shit after the drug war.

Sorry about your failed buzzword usage.
#233 - Yeah, but that's a lot more vague than "additional chromo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2016 on Covered in pee for saying... +1
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#300 - ChewyConor (03/06/2016) [-]
Nevertheless, the categories I implied were 'standard xx', 'standard xy', and 'rare specific medical conditions'.

Talk details all you want, I wasn't wrong in what I said. Sorry I was too ambiguous for your expert microbiology standards.
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#310 - bokkos (03/06/2016) [-]
Sorry that my details are too non-ambiguous for you