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bokkos

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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
Last Login:3/07/2015
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#116 - A CGI rendering of one, but yep! 04/30/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 9 +2
#35 - ... Not true. If the microbes are intracellular and require re…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 9 +38
#172 - anonexplains (04/30/2014) [-]
I fucking love smart people like you.
#127 - anonexplains (04/30/2014) [-]
YIP YIP!
User avatar #104 - rockamekishiko (04/30/2014) [-]
is that a waterbear?
User avatar #116 - bokkos (04/30/2014) [-]
A CGI rendering of one, but yep!
User avatar #38 - Blargosnarf (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic, bud.
#49 - That's why you have your waifu, right? 04/28/2014 on Girls pure +2
#157 - .... Do you know how helpful this would have been in High School? 04/28/2014 on Ever wanted to know what... +1
#218 - Arin Hanson (Egoraptor) suggested the "sandbag" dril…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Why Do I Do These Things? +2
User avatar #219 - thirdjess (04/28/2014) [-]
interesting, thanks!
#102 - Maybe. But hijacking a school bus and driving it into a lion e… 04/28/2014 on Creative Toasts +1
#41 - A quick and easy death is getting shot (by a trained marksman)…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Creative Toasts +7
User avatar #87 - zarcos (04/28/2014) [-]
Getting mauled by a bear and left to die as you fend off wolves with a tree branch for several days as you succumb to the deceptively warm and inviting embrace of death by hypothermia is far more metal.
User avatar #102 - bokkos (04/28/2014) [-]
Maybe. But hijacking a school bus and driving it into a lion enclosure, bailing out at the last moment with your mosin nagant in full Soviet attire, screaming "For the motherland" as you creatively poach your way across the zoo, only to be shot by a SWAT sniper as you pull your jacket wide open to reveal a white shirt bearing the word "Illuminati" in bold print is a lot more interesting, if not metal.
#139 - By teaching him not to stand in front of a ******* … 04/27/2014 on Desc. +3
#138 - Comment deleted 04/27/2014 on Desc. 0
#131 - So many ******* [Source(s) Needed]. … 04/27/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 5 +1
#196 - I believe it is a water bear, phylum Tardigrade. Fun fact; one…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Fattie vs. anon +4
#198 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the information. Good god never imagined such demonic creature thorned from the heart of nature. wtf
User avatar #205 - cannibislover (04/27/2014) [-]
Well if it makes you feel better they're microscopic and practically anywhere there's water; rivers, ponds, puddles, grass, back porch, front porch, the bottom of your shoes, etc.
I did a report on them in high school.
#191 - I find it hard to believe people like this believe, although I…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Fattie vs. anon +4
User avatar #241 - tailsx (04/27/2014) [-]
Fuck yea, Cosmos
#225 - hazyrainbows (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh god
#194 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
What foul unholy creature is that?
User avatar #196 - bokkos (04/27/2014) [-]
I believe it is a water bear, phylum Tardigrade. Fun fact; one of few members of the Kingdom Animalia that can survive cosmic radiation, deep freezing, and insane G forces.
#198 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the information. Good god never imagined such demonic creature thorned from the heart of nature. wtf
User avatar #205 - cannibislover (04/27/2014) [-]
Well if it makes you feel better they're microscopic and practically anywhere there's water; rivers, ponds, puddles, grass, back porch, front porch, the bottom of your shoes, etc.
I did a report on them in high school.
#52 - Over 25 is overweight, you syphilitic troglodyte.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on OH CANADA +3
#107 - migueldecervantes (04/27/2014) [-]
Very good insult.
#97 - What is he diagnosed with then?  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Jealous woman is jealous +233
User avatar #326 - nyawgga (04/27/2014) [-]
a fat wife
#138 - terminalinfinity (04/27/2014) [-]
Betafag syndrome, end stage, terminal, not treatable. It has spread to his entire body and infected his brain to the point that he cant understand when hes become a girl's bitch, even when said girl has no qualities that justify her shitty attitude.
#304 - anonexplains (04/27/2014) [-]
Dude, a beta wouldn't touch that. They still give a shit.
This is omega if we're going to use this shit-tier wolf pack inspired slang.
User avatar #129 - alcoholicsemen (04/27/2014) [-]
chubbychaseritis
User avatar #103 - deltoraquest (04/27/2014) [-]
y'know the term "a ton of fucking tolerance"? me neither.

y'know how tolerance can't be measured in weight or measured (period) yet he apparently has a ton of it?

he has the weight of his girlfriend of fucking tolerance.
#100 - theseustheminotaur (04/27/2014) [-]
Stockholm's syndrome is my guess
#272 - kisushima (04/27/2014) [-]
#137 - terminalinfinity (04/27/2014) [-]
#111 - donmakemehlaf (04/27/2014) [-]
#107 - saddened (04/27/2014) [-]
#194 - Hey, gearboy. We never wanted you back.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Gaming Moments: Titanfall +2
#142 - > insects > pictures of a giant spider The … 04/26/2014 on 5 Seconds Without Oxygen 0
#19 - > retards for not knowing Star Wars lore How's tha… 04/24/2014 on Canadians at war +6
#51 - ... Not true. Old Testament teachings are an absolute cornerst…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on If they're both abominations, +1
User avatar #82 - yunoavailable (04/25/2014) [-]
okay, well that's just what I was always taught growing up. but then how the hell do catholics justify not doing things like stoning disrespectful children if they still follow those idiotic rules?
#49 - The Harbinger of the End Times, Bubba. 04/24/2014 on If they're both abominations, 0
#22 - Battery powered alarm clocks, hidden in the ceiling, all timed… 04/23/2014 on Funny 4Chan 0
#64 - Ever think it's because it's true? 04/23/2014 on rood -3
#61 - I talked to a guy who was part of JTF-2, and Canadian Drill Se…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on rood +1
User avatar #67 - leadfacial (04/23/2014) [-]
thank you for answering my question good sir
#17 - Someone Michael Bay this **** [spoiler] Pleas… 04/23/2014 on what a twist! 0
#492 - Exactly. You can't do it. You can't even spell passably. Mathe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on War +1
User avatar #493 - krobeles (04/22/2014) [-]
Mate, I got top grades all throughout my English lessons. The fact that i dont care to spell check, or anything of the sort, here on the internet, speaks bigger volumes about the person who would call me out on it, than it does me.
They have my acknowledgement, alright. Just not my idolization. I never said their job was easy (Though i understand if that was the impression, given my house cat analogy), I only said that the soldier glorification fetish is rather annoying.

Its not how life altering or whatever a field of work is. Those people chose to go to war, as I've chosen to do mathmatics and physics. Its simply a job.
#12 - They're not always whiny emo ***** … 04/21/2014 on Panic +1

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#12 - anonexplains (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonexplains (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonexplains (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonexplains (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
#5 to #4 - bokkos ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Hello There
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