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#5 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 01/10/2014 on simon +96
#51 - silverhellion (01/10/2014) [-]
#42 - takaneuva (01/10/2014) [-]
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2014) [-]
sorry to pop the bubble, but the only people who are becoming musicians nowadays are people with connections/rich/whores
User avatar #56 - baaltomekk (01/10/2014) [-]
Sorry to pop the bubble, but if you really believe this, you are fucking stupid
User avatar #61 - demandred (01/10/2014) [-]
sorry to pop the bubble, but radio music and popular music rarely comes from exceptionally skilled musicians. What about the voice of those 1D-guys? They are good, but not worldfamous-good. What about those songs Justin Bieber wrote? Well for one they suck and also they aren't HIS songs, he had a whole group of writers to produce every part of the songs.
Also, half almost of the "stars" today don't sing live, just have playback, or they use autotune.

Personal opinion: If you like skilled musicians and highly technical playstyles, check out melodic/progressive metal. Shit is wicked.
User avatar #62 - baaltomekk (01/10/2014) [-]
That's what I hear. I was pointing out that there are a hell lot of skilled musicians who became musicians without having connections or being rich/whores. They are just not as famous as some of the shittier ones you just mentioned.
User avatar #63 - demandred (01/10/2014) [-]
Allow me correct the anon:
The only most of the people who are becoming successful, worldfamous musicians nowadays are people with connections/rich/whores
User avatar #64 - baaltomekk (01/10/2014) [-]
Now that's a statement I can support
User avatar #28 - Sethorein (01/10/2014) [-]
And I completely disagree... aw well...
#16 - WheresMyAccount (01/10/2014) [-]
made me think of this
User avatar #44 - pokemonstheshiz (01/10/2014) [-]
not that there's not a lot of truth to that, but what is someone auditions who already does all that? And they're auditioning because it's just another way to get their music, their voice out there?
User avatar #13 - llanox (01/10/2014) [-]
Foo Fighters are best Fighters.
User avatar #6 - calawesome (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm like 90% percent sure Dave Grohl is sent by God.
#14 - kiermatv (01/10/2014) [-]
#39 - Except gigantic changes in the Earth's atmospheric makeup are …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Let the flame war begin! +1
User avatar #40 - anonemous (01/09/2014) [-]
shit happens, sometimes on a grand scale
#38 - Whether you accept climate change or not, I feel Hitchens had …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Let the flame war begin! +1
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/09/2014) [-]
great man shame he died left us with brother of dumb
#96 - Being a university student, you take every free second of your… 01/09/2014 on Grading +1
#209 - You know what they call holistic medicine that works? … 01/08/2014 on This Week In (Pseudo)Science -1
#13 - >I hate female comedians Oh, sorry that your backw…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Tit bags -13
User avatar #18 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
>1940's pejudice

It's because most female comedians suck, the only jokes they dish out are sex or dick jokes.

Or about how lesbian they are.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Female stand-up comedians anyway.
Comedy actresses are better at being funny without resorting to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #32 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Comedy actresses are not funny, they just know how to properly read a script a (most likely male) writer made
#102 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
what about the ones that write what they're in, like Tina Fey or the chick who plays Sweet Dee
User avatar #154 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
congratz bro, u found 1 exeption
User avatar #156 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I just listed two
User avatar #157 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Dee (kaitlin Olson) doesnt writes its alway Sunny in Philly.
Mac, Dennis and Charlie write.

User avatar #159 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
she's married to rob, I'm sure she has some input
also, Mindly Kaling wrote for the Office
And, The League is mostly improv so the girls in that
User avatar #160 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Shes not officially a writer for the show so im not giving her credit for u.
I dont know the League and im going to need a source for the Mindly Kaling one.

I admit a few females are funny. But they are less funny then men in general. And i have yet to find a god tier funny woman besides Tina Fey . Most of the females that are funny are nothing special compared to male colleagues.
User avatar #162 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok, even tho the office is not my favourite show i gets a few good laughs out of me..

Im willing to change my statement to there are only a few funny woman. But i still think male comedians are genrally beter and more diverse then woman.

From the top of my head i can name Trey Parker, Seth Mcfarlane, Daniel Tosh (tosh.o not brickeberry), Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunhamm, Jeff Ross, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld.

Even tho i dont like all of the above mentioned males they all have a different style of comedy and they are all top or god tier in that style.

#163 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
I think that's just because there's less of them, combined with similar notions to yours that they won't be funny, very few get a chance. Tina Fey is great, but she only got the chance to be an important actor because she wrote for so long.

And you forgot Louis C.K., Bo Burnham, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Greg Daniels, and Stephen Colbert

mildly related League gif just cause
User avatar #164 - lotengo (01/06/2014) [-]
It was on the top of my head. The name Martin Lawrence popped up after i posted it

Im Dutch so i dont know al the names u put up here. I dont have comedy central extra so i cant see the Stephen Colbert repport.

But i bet u never heared of Hans Teeuwen. A Dutch comedian that pushes the boundaries and tries to shock and confuse his audience. I grew up with his shows and for me he is absolutely god tier.


I know he did 1 show in English, that got mixed reviews. But if u know how to use google its worth it to look him up.
#165 - pokemonstheshiz (01/06/2014) [-]
i'll look him up
You can watch colbert btw, download an extension called Hola Unblocker, you can use a VPN to watch things as you would in any country

A rundown if you want to look them up:
Louis C.k.: Standup comedian, also has a show called Louie. His stand up is more of dark humor, making fun of his life and the things people think. Also featured in this pic
Bo Burnham: Also a stand up comedian, and was the youngest person ever to get a comedy central special. He gained his fame by making funny songs on youtube, and he just released another special called "what" for free on youtube and netflix. He tends to focus on puns, music, and kind of an introspective look at comedy and other things.
George Carlin: Not around anymore, but he was one of the best stand ups of all time. You can find most of his stuff on youtube, and a couple specials are on netflix.
Steve Martin: Did stand up, also famous as a movie actor (Pink Panther, Cheaper by the Dozen, Jerk).
Greg Daniels: Head writer for The Office, also wrote for the simpsons
User avatar #63 - darthblam (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they read from a script, jackass.
But their performance in playing these scripts is what's funny.
The same exact way male comedy actors work..
User avatar #64 - lotengo (01/05/2014) [-]
Their performance in playing these scripts doesnt make them funny. It makes them good actors. Being able to come up with jokes and snappy comebacks makes u funny.

I forgot who it was but one of the most hilarious actors thats been on tv turned out to be the most boring person that u can imagine in real life
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't find female comedians funny. I'm sorry that sounds misogynistic to you but put away your white knight armor.
User avatar #72 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
You can't just assume all female comedians aren't funny? Have you watched EVERY female comedian in the world. That's like me saying 'I'm not racist but I think every black person steals from me'
User avatar #166 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
your logic is retarded. Let's say you don't like apples. HAVE YOU EATEN EVERY SINGLE APPLE IN THE WORLD? YOU CANT JUST ASSUME ALL APPLES ARE BAD
User avatar #167 - myscreamingmidget (01/07/2014) [-]
Your an idiot, I'm talking about human beings with individual characteristics. Not every female comedian is the same.
User avatar #168 - Haruhi (01/07/2014) [-]
neither is every apple you fucking idiot
User avatar #169 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
You basically just contradicted yourself, I'm saying you can't say every female comedian is unfunny because you've seen a few bad one. You basically called your own logic retarded.
User avatar #170 - myscreamingmidget (01/08/2014) [-]
*ones
User avatar #73 - myscreamingmidget (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, not from me but steals altogether.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2014) [-]
You dropped your fedora there
#26 - I did a bit more reading and it also turns out that a dog's mo… 01/05/2014 on Mans best friend. 0
#24 - Dogs' mouths are way cleaner than ours, since they cycle throu…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Mans best friend. -1
User avatar #25 - theincorrigibleone (01/05/2014) [-]
No, it's actually because they have stronger enzymes in their saliva. They are made to aid in breaking down tough and raw foods. Humans have saliva that is aimed a little bit more towards fruits and veggies while still covering meats and the like. But due to the fact that dogs would typically eat raw meat (that's been open to the air and can have loads of bacteria on it) their enzymes are supercharged to also help kill said bacteria.
User avatar #26 - bokkos (01/05/2014) [-]
I did a bit more reading and it also turns out that a dog's mouth is also completely inundated with it's own different forms of bacteria, the major difference is (surprise, surprise) dogs don't possess bacteria that feed on di-sugar molecules.

You know what? That's fucking it. Never again am I ever going to believe another piece of household advice unless theres a paper backing that shit up.
#2 - Well... In some ways a boner today can be a huge mistake. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on so sexual -12
User avatar #5 - sketchysketchist (12/21/2013) [-]
Maybe having an erection was a boner, then uneducated people called erections boners.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/21/2013) [-]
it says "and it still pretty much means that"
#41 - Comment deleted 12/12/2013 on Smartest thing I've heard... 0
#2 - So yeah, instead of recognizing we all have problems due to so… 12/12/2013 on ooooo +2
#592 - **bokkos rolls 42** 12/11/2013 on if you are bored today 0
#135 - All I hear when this argument comes up is "Yeah, we're ju… 12/08/2013 on Original Sin 0
#256 - I salute you on your quest to level -400. 12/07/2013 on Family +2
#400 - As someone who hunts, this is very accurate. Hunting big preda… 12/07/2013 on tsk +1
#78 - From what I managed to find, Doradus comprises the names of ce… 12/07/2013 on 4chan Classic 0
#47 - Good god man, get yourself over a heater pronto.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on Canada 0
User avatar #51 - fuelnfire (12/06/2013) [-]
First thing I did haha. I have that wonderful prickly pins and needles almost painful warmth coming out of my hands and face now. Gotta love the city of being cold and oil workers - i mean champions.
#30 - It's -30 here today in Edmonton. I suggest packing a toque.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Canada 0
#41 - fuelnfire (12/06/2013) [-]
Had to help push out this minivan that got stuck in a snowbank near londonderry mall. 20 Minutes of pushing without gloves. It almost hurts to type this.

Pack a toque, jacket, sweater, and assloads of socks and gloves haha.
User avatar #47 - bokkos (12/06/2013) [-]
Good god man, get yourself over a heater pronto.
User avatar #51 - fuelnfire (12/06/2013) [-]
First thing I did haha. I have that wonderful prickly pins and needles almost painful warmth coming out of my hands and face now. Gotta love the city of being cold and oil workers - i mean champions.
#5 - Humans are a part of nature; we exist in the natural world, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on passenger pigeon,died... 0
User avatar #6 - numbertwozeldafan (12/06/2013) [-]
While that is a good point, it is also a point that some would argue mankinds machinations are unnatural due in part to the affect they have on the world. Due to the radical way in which we alter the environment to suit our needs, it can be said that first-world humans are the furthest FROM natural in that we rely on highly processed food and water, highly-altered living spaces and medicine, and in radical cases, are unable to coexist with the natural world at all Yeah I'll just be over here, playing devil's advocate.
#3 - Or, you know, species go extinct due to the changing condition…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on passenger pigeon,died... 0
User avatar #4 - numbertwozeldafan (12/06/2013) [-]
Or, you know, some (like this little poop bird here) go extinct because we killed them en-mass for sport. Nature had nothing to do with it. (Although this is one of the few exceptions to your statement.)
User avatar #5 - bokkos (12/06/2013) [-]
Humans are a part of nature; we exist in the natural world, and are intrinsically entwined in it. While it can be argued that we should be using our intelligence to mediate our impact, theres no reason to exclude us based on that fact. We effect the environment, and as such the species that inhabit that environment are effected too.
User avatar #6 - numbertwozeldafan (12/06/2013) [-]
While that is a good point, it is also a point that some would argue mankinds machinations are unnatural due in part to the affect they have on the world. Due to the radical way in which we alter the environment to suit our needs, it can be said that first-world humans are the furthest FROM natural in that we rely on highly processed food and water, highly-altered living spaces and medicine, and in radical cases, are unable to coexist with the natural world at all Yeah I'll just be over here, playing devil's advocate.
#315 - And conquered Europe. Twice.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on fj nowadays +2
User avatar #340 - mcmental (11/26/2013) [-]
I have respect for Old France. The France of here and now, not so much. People like Joan of Arc, Charlemagne, and Napoleon(to a certain extent) are people the French people can hold their heads high about(as far military goes. There are probably more, those where just the ones everyone knows about.)
#363 - And an implication is grounds for an argument, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on grow up 0
User avatar #367 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
Yep. Effective communication goes both ways, from speaker to audience and back. Think of it as feedback. I don't consider argument a bad thing.
#352 - Are you aware the pure volume of R34 based on animated product…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on grow up 0
User avatar #353 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
You didn't say it, but you certainly implied it.
User avatar #363 - bokkos (11/25/2013) [-]
And an implication is grounds for an argument, right?
User avatar #367 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
Yep. Effective communication goes both ways, from speaker to audience and back. Think of it as feedback. I don't consider argument a bad thing.
#343 - ... Have you seen the image boards.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2013 on grow up 0
User avatar #345 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
...Are you aware that FJ, and other sites like it, probably don't represent more than a minuscule fraction of people who watch anime?
User avatar #352 - bokkos (11/25/2013) [-]
Are you aware the pure volume of R34 based on animated productions and the popularity they bring, and the not so much volume of R34 based on athletes? Minus the fact I never said "most" anime fans masturbate to their beloved characters.
User avatar #353 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
You didn't say it, but you certainly implied it.
User avatar #363 - bokkos (11/25/2013) [-]
And an implication is grounds for an argument, right?
User avatar #367 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
Yep. Effective communication goes both ways, from speaker to audience and back. Think of it as feedback. I don't consider argument a bad thing.
#331 - Use of the word "most". Check the syntax, you're wrong.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2013 on grow up +3
User avatar #335 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, as long as we're quantifying things we can't objectively verify: "most" anime fans don't masturbate to the characters.
User avatar #343 - bokkos (11/25/2013) [-]
... Have you seen the image boards.
User avatar #345 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
...Are you aware that FJ, and other sites like it, probably don't represent more than a minuscule fraction of people who watch anime?
User avatar #352 - bokkos (11/25/2013) [-]
Are you aware the pure volume of R34 based on animated productions and the popularity they bring, and the not so much volume of R34 based on athletes? Minus the fact I never said "most" anime fans masturbate to their beloved characters.
User avatar #353 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
You didn't say it, but you certainly implied it.
User avatar #363 - bokkos (11/25/2013) [-]
And an implication is grounds for an argument, right?
User avatar #367 - schneidend (11/25/2013) [-]
Yep. Effective communication goes both ways, from speaker to audience and back. Think of it as feedback. I don't consider argument a bad thing.
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#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
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Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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