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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
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#99 - Shut both of your mouths, quite obviously it's a Javelin Missi…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/12/2013 on guns +8
User avatar #102 - analsprinkles (10/12/2013) [-]
now that i look at it i see it's a compound bow
#105 - danlathegreat (10/12/2013) [-]
Ridiculous. Quite obviously a knife taped to the end of a stick.
User avatar #109 - analsprinkles (10/12/2013) [-]
it' either a wet dog tied to a rock or a chinchilla with bacon on his nuts
User avatar #110 - captaintoasty (10/12/2013) [-]
It's obviously a grenade launcher with a flashlight and an underbarrel Glock 44. Open your eyes, idiots.
User avatar #112 - falloutplayer (10/12/2013) [-]
Guys you got it all wrong its a 6 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon
User avatar #119 - rollmenot (10/12/2013) [-]
That's a slingshot, retards.
User avatar #121 - tankerdude (10/12/2013) [-]
clearly that's a spear
User avatar #128 - rakando (10/12/2013) [-]
Fucknugget, that's a Catapult.
#177 - Zelan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #118 - electricfart (10/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it's Maybelline
#137 - newforomador (10/12/2013) [-]
#122 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/12/2013) [-]
obviously its a gladius
#151 - lunchtablemafia (10/12/2013) [-]
pfft, get your eyes checked idiot, it's obviously a flamberge
User avatar #246 - rakando (10/13/2013) [-]
Fuck off migglet, that's a Machuitl.
#79 - Picture 10/12/2013 on Hulk 0
#78 - Quality over quantity, burri 10/12/2013 on Hulk +1
#39 - Women are objectified (in fictional media). Men are ideali…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Feminists -4
User avatar #80 - cadaverbox (10/12/2013) [-]
But... no they aren't....
#100 - Picture 10/12/2013 on more politics 0
#58 - Good thing you said that an an anon, because if serious, you'r…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on 5 Seconds 0
User avatar #64 - darknak (10/12/2013) [-]
yeah i was about to say ''hey its not oxygen that protect us, it's ozone'' then i just tough ''oh yeah dumbass, ozone IS oxygene''
User avatar #65 - darknak (10/12/2013) [-]
(i didn't post the anon thing)
#209 - A lot of it is conjecture and surprisingly vague though; compa… 10/11/2013 on 'We Invented Jesus Christ' +1
#31 - Honestly man, you have to hide your true beliefs and ride it o… 10/10/2013 on Pain +2
#41 - ... Never discuss physiology again. 10/09/2013 on ever wonder why pupils... +3
#31 - I moreso meant a legitimate newspaper article referring to E.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Life and death +2
#32 - pwnmissilereborn (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh... Ok then, your point is proven. The media can make some pretty stupid mistakes.
#24 - The media is absolutely loaded with more idiots than they know…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Life and death +2
#25 - pwnmissilereborn (10/09/2013) [-]
They are not exactly idiots. Most media are controlled for profit organizations and they focus way more on getting views than actually telling the truth.

If it isn't advertised as something new no one will care and they will get less money. If what it takes to get more views is to omit or distort something or make it ambiguous in such a way it is not noticeable to the general public, they will willingly do it.

Unless you are talking about the shitloads of amateur bloggers out there. Yeah, those actually have loads of idiots.
User avatar #31 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
I moreso meant a legitimate newspaper article referring to E. coli as a virus
#32 - pwnmissilereborn (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh... Ok then, your point is proven. The media can make some pretty stupid mistakes.
#62 - ... Why not donate both? 10/09/2013 on +1 respect -2
#67 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! +1
User avatar #127 - nitsuan (10/09/2013) [-]
You say it is a joke, but you would not believe how many Canadians I have talked to that really believe they flat out burned down the white house. That is why I always react to it.
User avatar #72 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
#10 - Sometimes I'll forget about it,just to reopen it and fine that… 10/09/2013 on Norton Has Expired (and dgaf) 0
#8 - I use malwarebytes, pretty lightweight and the full version yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Norton Has Expired (and dgaf) +3
User avatar #15 - roflnaut (10/09/2013) [-]
I use that paired with Vipre.
My computer is like fortress, except none of it slows down my comp much.
#9 - glu (10/09/2013) [-]
i used to use that (i think i still might have it actually) and to me it seemed like it wasnt even there and that it didnt really do anything for my computer.
User avatar #14 - adu (10/09/2013) [-]
Malwarebytes is honestly the most straight-forward and efficient antivirus I have ever used. Plus, if you get Malwarebytes Chameleon, it's virtually impossible for a virus to disable the antivirus and it cleans shit up reaaal nice.
User avatar #10 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'll forget about it,just to reopen it and fine that it tossed a bunch of files into quarantine that were infected with the virus of the day. I enjoy it, but there's lots out there so
#24 - You thought we forgot about 1812? Oh Canada, bitch. …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! +35
User avatar #140 - widerbubbles (10/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ety2FEHQgwM
I'll just leave this here
User avatar #79 - idkwhatthatmeans (10/09/2013) [-]
Does nobody on this site read a goddamn textbook? It was fucking british troops fighting for BRITAIN.

Also DC at that point was a rustic fucking shithole so congrats on burning down that slum. Not to mention that war ended in an armistice..
#65 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
you do realize that canada didn't exist at that time as it was still a part of british rule, so it had the backing of what remained of the british empire at the time, and despite burning down washington, you still lost.
User avatar #82 - alexthecanadian (10/09/2013) [-]
Technically, you America lost because the Invasion of Upper Canada failed. However, in both country's we are taught that it was tie. This is because the counter-invasion by the British was also a failure.
#183 - anonymous (10/13/2013) [-]
Actually we only didn't invade and keep it because we were at the time bitching to the Russians about not carving up Austria, so we couldn't be seen to be doing the same thing (in the interest of Austrian allies)
User avatar #184 - alexthecanadian (10/13/2013) [-]
Indeed. I realise.
User avatar #69 - ishallsmiteyou (10/09/2013) [-]
That and we killed over 300 American soldiers with a makeshift band of about 150 Native warriors and a small militia led by James Fitzgibbons.
#71 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
congratulations, you did the same as america did but against a smaller foe.
User avatar #68 - ishallsmiteyou (10/09/2013) [-]
Technically we won. The objective of East and West Canada (as the colonies were called then) was to defend our land. We accomplished our objective. The American objective was to take control of the Canadas, which they failed to do.
User avatar #103 - mrblueftw (10/09/2013) [-]
Your one riled up canadian arn't you?
#67 - bokkos (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #127 - nitsuan (10/09/2013) [-]
You say it is a joke, but you would not believe how many Canadians I have talked to that really believe they flat out burned down the white house. That is why I always react to it.
User avatar #72 - sircool (10/09/2013) [-]
#31 - macabrealucard (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #125 - flambenobunaga (10/09/2013) [-]
His boss theme is my ringtone...
#39 - fedegon (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - douchenugget (10/09/2013) [-]
Look at that shit-eating grin
#77 - sonofthedeepsouth (10/09/2013) [-]
How about I slash and cut your shit !
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on School +36
#119 - anonymous (10/08/2013) [-]
that fork thats all messed up, would be the best for ramming up yer ass, yeh wise little shit
#8 - If you want sweat-spit poison to the face, by all means go for it! 10/06/2013 on I'm gonna buy myself one of... 0
#12 - ... Because that justifies genocides "he" decided no…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on god got his priorities... +3
#87 - jakeattack (10/07/2013) [-]
I think the point he was trying to make was that we got to stop the genoside ourselves as a human race. Like we need to step up our own shit
#136 - The spinning of the Earth is what gives us days.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on this literally made my day +11
#137 - sweetellie (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh god, it's in the tile and everything..
#35 - Try harder.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Kitten +1
#47 - iliketheporn (10/05/2013) [-]
Not really even trying to be honest with you.. Just the fact that you're talking about summerfags and shit, goddamn nobody cares.
#10 - ... and then there's used hypodermic needles.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Water Luge +6
User avatar #12 - kreekydoorS (10/05/2013) [-]
....and then the raccoon comes
#15 - sorakirin (10/05/2013) [-]
This is all of my nope
#28 - Maybe? Summer is regarded as the season in which school kids, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Kitten 0
#31 - allennis (10/05/2013) [-]
"gets on my chips" What the fuck is going on.
#25 - You absolutely reek of summer. Get. The. Fuck. Out.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Kitten +10
#33 - iliketheporn (10/05/2013) [-]
Kay.. This isn't 4chan, just stop.

<<<<< You thinking about how badass you think you seem
#35 - bokkos (10/05/2013) [-]
Try harder.
#47 - iliketheporn (10/05/2013) [-]
Not really even trying to be honest with you.. Just the fact that you're talking about summerfags and shit, goddamn nobody cares.
User avatar #27 - astrozombies (10/05/2013) [-]
"...summer"? Did i miss something again?
User avatar #28 - bokkos (10/05/2013) [-]
Maybe? Summer is regarded as the season in which school kids, with too little to do, join online communities, and ultimately bring the overall quality of content down. It doesn't really matter, but shit like this gets on my chips.

OP signed up 7/01/2013, putting them smack dab in the middle of it all.
#31 - allennis (10/05/2013) [-]
"gets on my chips" What the fuck is going on.
#7 - Picture 10/05/2013 on We Can Only Wish 0
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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of shit.
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN SHIT
#5 to #4 - bokkos (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
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