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#16 - There are numerous sociological, anthropological, economic, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on He made that movie just for... +8
#23 - Zeigh (04/14/2014) [-]
"A partially sourced list of why you're a cunt."
-Bokkos
#74 - That's... Not true at all. Read the article; it states that … 04/14/2014 on This week 0
#12 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Science Female dog! +15
#188 - Well large cats of today have sharpening behaviours, involving… 04/05/2014 on Dope art from a dope artist +1
#183 - It prevents wear and tear on the claw during running, to keep …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Dope art from a dope artist +1
User avatar #185 - flipkick (04/05/2014) [-]
but once its dull how does it get sharp again?
User avatar #188 - bokkos (04/05/2014) [-]
Well large cats of today have sharpening behaviours, involving running their claws over wood and other semi-tough materials to break off loose chips and hone the claws. Raptors could have potentially had this behaviour (even if their intelligence has been slightly exaggerated), but I would say once it became dull it stayed that way, potentially leading to starvation. There is anecdotal evidence to suggest that some raptor species may have hunted in packs, alleviating the burden of a less efficient claw, but nothing conclusive has been discovered yet.
#99 - element noun 1. a component or constituent of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Random Facts 0
#134 - loopymoomoo (04/05/2014) [-]
oh. i thought it meant as in Co2
#597 - OP, are you happy with what you've done? 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +1
#49 - ... The parentheses never closed.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on two sides of the same coin +216
User avatar #204 - hellomynameisbill (04/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #137 - istartedthewar (04/03/2014) [-]
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You're welcome
User avatar #64 - turbodoosh (04/03/2014) [-]
They say that to this day he still continues his story of Fatty and the Neckbeard. Who knows when that last parentheses will close.
#62 - tacohawk (04/03/2014) [-]
As a programmer, this hurt me
#71 - Womens Study Major (04/03/2014) [-]
Now that you mention it, I think he might have missed a semicolon somewhere in there.
#132 - Womens Study Major (04/03/2014) [-]
I chuckled
User avatar #51 - nimithecat (04/03/2014) [-]
For the female 'neckbeards'

"G'nlman"

(Seriously, if we put neckbeards and chubby girls together, it might help them lead happy lives, as they have their own separate flaws that they can embrace about eachother, and their tolerances to eachother's flaws also greatly reduces the impacts of arguments.) Essentially, if they just lowered their standards and instead went for their own kin of the opposite sex, they can potentially have very well-balanced relationships. Of course, nobody wants to go for the chubby one, but I sucked it up and did it.

Happily, ever freakin after. Sure she don't have the curves or rocking body i wanted,
but damn it she kicked my ass in Battlefield 3, collects more figures than I do, and makes me look like a filthy casual by comparison. Fuck yeah! That's a lot better than having some kind of stupid hottie that I can't even relate with.
#36 - Well. It's a joke I think? Jokexplain, any insight?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Made me laugh sooooooo +1
#46 - Womens Study Major (04/03/2014) [-]
jokexplain doesn't put up with stupid shit
#200 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +1
#36 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Just let it go... +41
#46 - I Am Monkey Comment deleted by bokkos
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#219 - Womens Study Major Comment deleted by bokkos
#107 - knightbrolaire Comment deleted by bokkos
#123 - Why is everyone whispering? 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet +1
#122 - We're talking about ******* cartoon characters, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Stay classy internet +3
#124 - upyoursnumbnuts (04/02/2014) [-]
Ok, agreed.
#90 - It's more of an issue that they don't even have the region of … 03/25/2014 on Why must you feel me in... 0
#43 - Reptiles.... Don't... Do.... That.... I'd actually l…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Why must you feel me in... +8
User avatar #54 - mrgoodlove (03/24/2014) [-]
You should ask him
#52 - volksworgen (03/24/2014) [-]
Keeping them to eat later?
#49 - probrem (03/24/2014) [-]
I think your first instinct is right. They actually don't do that and this "article" is bullshit.
#48 - Womens Study Major (03/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7977849 at girguy's beta & cringe board. friendzoned forever. **
User avatar #44 - shadowsynergy (03/24/2014) [-]
Almost all animals have an instinct to protect babies.They can get over it while they're hungry, but when they aren't hungry, and given how often snakes need to eat, I'll bet he wasn't hungry. He saw those big eyes, soft fur, and warm little fluffiness, and was won over by the cuteness.
User avatar #90 - bokkos (03/25/2014) [-]
It's more of an issue that they don't even have the region of the brain required for altruistic behaviour of protecting young animals. Crocodiles come close, but that's a purely intraspecies instinct. You can see a tiger protecting and rearing pigs, but you'll never see a crocodile (or snake) protecting puppies.
User avatar #50 - Sethorein (03/24/2014) [-]
Allow me to repeat the first commenter. Reptiles don't do that.
User avatar #56 - bbehemoth (03/24/2014) [-]
they're cold-blooded bitches i actually don't know it... i'm trying to do a pun... sorry
#42 - Too bad human fat isn't blubber. Blubber is a highly specializ…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Fat logic +16
#52 - jimmydeenbomb (03/21/2014) [-]
science
#37 - Not at all. Being humble is magnitudes more important than spo… 03/16/2014 on In my local music store +1
#33 - Could you repeat that? I couldn't read that over the sound of …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on In my local music store 0
#34 - Womens Study Major (03/16/2014) [-]
Im not being arrogant about it, and even if I was. Don't you think someone who worked harder than everyone else has a little room to brag?
User avatar #41 - thebobinito (03/16/2014) [-]
Let's just sort this all down to one thing here, did you ever play gigs?
User avatar #37 - bokkos (03/16/2014) [-]
Not at all. Being humble is magnitudes more important than spouting your personal success story over others. Good at guitar? Cool. Maybe being kind and sharing your story would be a better avenue of discussion, rather than "Your friends just doesn't have his soul in the right place." What kind of asinine, self-aggrandizing statement is that?
"Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues." -Confucius

#53 - Comment deleted 03/11/2014 on psychological faqs 0
#71 - Sauce 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +1
#152 - It's really subtle, but as he steps away from the podium he &q…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Thanks Obama 7 +1
User avatar #189 - Marker (02/28/2014) [-]
it almost looks like an SNL bit
User avatar #165 - sorcha (02/28/2014) [-]
also if you look at the stars on the flag they go a bit screwy just as hes about to pass them
User avatar #154 - niggerytaste (02/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, I think I see it now.
#228 - And from what I understand they stopped doing that 5 years ago… 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +1
#26 - When all else fails, genocide... 02/18/2014 on Admins at it again 0
#60 - You can smell the edginess in here.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Balls of Steel -2
#61 - Womens Study Major (02/18/2014) [-]
found the jew
#154 - "Assignment: FULL REPORT (50) Identify from the mixed cul… 02/12/2014 on Love life 0
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#12 - Womens Study Major (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - Womens Study Major (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - Womens Study Major (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
#5 to #4 - bokkos ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - someponynew (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bokkos ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Hello There
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