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#47 - kungfudog, sticky this. 10/30/2013 on She's looking forward to it +1
#41 - Yeah well at least I have bodacious hips. Your move, unspecifi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Canda strikes back 0
User avatar #99 - sabcy (10/23/2013) [-]
well at least I can get or remove my bodacious hips whenever I want. your move, strange man who likes to say you're move, which I keep reading in yahtzees glorious voice.
#24 - Except for the myriad species of bees that are solitary, like … 10/23/2013 on I think I just... +3
#39 - Yeah well I don't have to resort to sexy interns to justify my…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Canda strikes back 0
User avatar #40 - spelly (10/23/2013) [-]
Ladies, ladies, please calm down.
User avatar #41 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well at least I have bodacious hips. Your move, unspecified gender.
User avatar #99 - sabcy (10/23/2013) [-]
well at least I can get or remove my bodacious hips whenever I want. your move, strange man who likes to say you're move, which I keep reading in yahtzees glorious voice.
#36 - Didn't pay a cent, plus I was busy till the week after. Yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Canda strikes back 0
User avatar #53 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
"didint pay a cent" taxes?
User avatar #37 - oceanmist (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well my doctor had a medical intern who was smoking hot, and while checking out my lower back she touched my butt a little. Your move canada
User avatar #39 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well I don't have to resort to sexy interns to justify my healthcare. Your move unspecified country.
User avatar #40 - spelly (10/23/2013) [-]
Ladies, ladies, please calm down.
User avatar #41 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well at least I have bodacious hips. Your move, unspecified gender.
User avatar #99 - sabcy (10/23/2013) [-]
well at least I can get or remove my bodacious hips whenever I want. your move, strange man who likes to say you're move, which I keep reading in yahtzees glorious voice.
#32 - Called my doctor two weeks ago, had an appointment last Tuesda…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Canda strikes back 0
User avatar #34 - oceanmist (10/23/2013) [-]
Called my doctor yesterday, got an appointment yesterday.
Your move canada
User avatar #36 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
Didn't pay a cent, plus I was busy till the week after.
Your move, unspecified country.
User avatar #53 - butteryweiner (10/23/2013) [-]
"didint pay a cent" taxes?
User avatar #37 - oceanmist (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well my doctor had a medical intern who was smoking hot, and while checking out my lower back she touched my butt a little. Your move canada
User avatar #39 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well I don't have to resort to sexy interns to justify my healthcare. Your move unspecified country.
User avatar #40 - spelly (10/23/2013) [-]
Ladies, ladies, please calm down.
User avatar #41 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah well at least I have bodacious hips. Your move, unspecified gender.
User avatar #99 - sabcy (10/23/2013) [-]
well at least I can get or remove my bodacious hips whenever I want. your move, strange man who likes to say you're move, which I keep reading in yahtzees glorious voice.
User avatar #35 - oceanmist (10/23/2013) [-]
To be fair I did have to pay a $25 fee because I was pretty late.
#68 - ... Why?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Speling? +1
User avatar #69 - noblexfenrir (10/23/2013) [-]
Because he's going to make a "dumb nigger" joke.

I just saved everyone the hours of anticipation until he responds.
#50 - Oh my god. 10/23/2013 on Chivalry is dead +2
#203 - I would say generally yes, I mean we all have our gripes but I…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Makes sense though. 0
User avatar #213 - keeganembry (10/23/2013) [-]
Well. I wouldnt know that yet. But I was actually planning on going to the medical feild myself, when i graduate through high school and college, medical school etc. but id have to see.
#33 - And what a comfy bandwagon it is. It could use air freshener though 10/23/2013 on banksy vs robbo +1
#18 - Physical top. 10/22/2013 on I was registering for the... +1
#95 - Good thing you're a chicken **** who won't sign i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on The good life +3
#145 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm defending it right now. I'm right here defending it. Me being logged in has nothing to do with that. I'm not posting and running away. I'm sticking to what I say and arguing.
#93 - You clearly, and I mean crystal-clear clearly, don't understan…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on The good life +5
#144 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
Eat 2 meals a day then.
#251 - herpderpmaster (10/27/2013) [-]
I eat 1-2 meals a day and still am overweight and I'm not getting any skinnier. It's all about the exercise.
#23 - It's an old repost... Back when these kinds of thing were tole…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on banksy vs robbo +2
User avatar #32 - mechaemperor (10/23/2013) [-]
I am well aware. Just jumping on the bandwagon
User avatar #33 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
And what a comfy bandwagon it is. It could use air freshener though
#45 - We're sorry our neighbours attacked you, but you can invade us…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Makes sense though. +73
User avatar #165 - keeganembry (10/23/2013) [-]
I have got a serious question, do the pros out wheigh the cons of living in Canada, or the opposite? ive been thinking about moving to canada for a while now
User avatar #203 - bokkos (10/23/2013) [-]
I would say generally yes, I mean we all have our gripes but I think it's a very comfortable life (middle/upper middle class, mind) the big thing being if you're not prepared for winter, that can be a colossal doozy. That sounds like a joke, but motor vehicle collisions are a huge problem during wintertime, in the areas that experience full on winter (some don't). I'd recommend it; if you've lived somewhere terrible I would think it's an improvement. But I live here so I'm biased.
Also, while the healthcare isn't super fantastical awesome, if you have a family doctor routine checkups and such are pretty awesome. I can pretty much call mine anytime, set an appointment, and go get it looked at. However I live in Alberta, so healthcare coverage is actually determined by your employer, so I don't know how that works out if yours doesn't.
User avatar #213 - keeganembry (10/23/2013) [-]
Well. I wouldnt know that yet. But I was actually planning on going to the medical feild myself, when i graduate through high school and college, medical school etc. but id have to see.
#84 - jpegjpgpng (10/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 - orkanoidz (10/22/2013) [-]
The Irony would be that Canada's allies (For all intensive purposes every nation on earth.) would be like, Nope, nope, not happenen', nope, you just fucked up.

After a two day war the UAE is renamed the Shared Earth Colonies, Capital: Get Fucked.
User avatar #153 - painmann (10/23/2013) [-]
Holly shit, that comment "Capital: Get fucked!"
#103 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
pretty sure the US would protect canada especially in defensive wars. and no nation fucks with the US anymore (military strength, bitch...)
User avatar #199 - orkanoidz (10/23/2013) [-]
Nobodey fucks with the US because of nukes, same reason all of North America, Europe, and The Prima Asian Countries aren't all fighting each-other right now.

Let's not forget the majority of people I know, Canadian, Russian, American, Etc. All believe in a non nuclear war America would easily get it's ass handed to t by Russia or America.

Now on to a less boastful note; come back to me once you've spent time learning military strategy and economics then we can talk.
#220 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh and before you come and tell "butt Chinezzee have MOAR solder ppl" yes that's true. They have people. Which would be something if we still all fight with sticks and not unmanned drones and robot or tanks, planes, and gigantic ships that can take down cities from a distance so long you will never even see or hear the ship itself.

Infantry actually is one of the weakest unit today. or actually most of land units are weak compared to jets or ships. the strongest of them all are the ships of course.

Biggest navy? US by far. Best/Biggest Airforce? USA, twice. You need 1-2 man to control a plane and can kill hundreds or even more people easily. But one man without equipment can't kill a plane. Even with gear it is highly unlikely.
User avatar #224 - orkanoidz (10/24/2013) [-]
HA, the USA's economy is no larger than china's once you take out inflation and take out all that pretty little buff China puts on their paper. Congradulations, the USA has a large ass navy and a large ass Air Force, shame Russia and China are massive land nations in which after the initial stages of war that navy becomes useless. The air-force when compared to china has a massive one up on china, however the Russian Air Force is highly specialized and has received far much more training. It's a real shame that for every training tier in the American Military Russia And China vary 2-3 times more training for the same exact tier of training. Back to the American Economy, sure its the "Largest", but the moment America's unstable economy steps in foot in a full scale war with the sheer powerhouses that are Russia and/or China, it will lose lateral funding fast enough to the point the dollar could easily drop 25% in a few months. You bring up the point the Chinese economy would fail, you do realize America gets all of that 50% as their RAW Product? China is communist, they still have all that material America isn't getting anymore.

Again twinkle toes, go out and educate yourself, Russian troops specifically along with every other 2nd and 3rd world nation receive much more training and "experience" than an American does. Hell, Marine special forces instructors go to Canadian BOOT CAMP to learn how to train the USA's SPECIAL forces.

Nice dingle fritz, now please for the love of god go take an economics 101 class, America's economy is only as good as it's invisible non applied money is.
#227 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
also let's not forget that USA is one of the few (if any) countries that can be at war while still maintaining good economy. China might too, if the USA keeps paying them. Russia's economy is too weak, but well... their military isn't that big either. (compared to US)
User avatar #228 - orkanoidz (10/24/2013) [-]
What the fuck is going on here? o,o

*reads thread* Excuse me while I go kill my friend who uses my FJ account.

Although I do agree my friend made some rather hyperbole points, a war between Russia/China and America would suck dick for both parties for different reasons...

#226 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
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Every Nation is fucking LAND NATION you stupid shit. The navy can provide LONG RANGE artillery (that means they can sit on water while still demolish cities and stuff) and you know.. mobile airbases (for the second strongest unit type, bitch). You might wanna "educate" yourself, because you appear to be know NOTHING about anything. The reason USA uses troops in IRAQ is to keep collateral damage as low as possible, because while land units are weaker, they are more "accurate". In an all out war they won't use land units that much you can believe me.
#225 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
educate myself? fine... how about you?

Russian soldier gets experience... from where exactly? When was the last time they actually went in war with someone? They know shit about modern war. Not much experience you get from training so.. yea.. And ppl in USA don't get training? Oh right... because Canada offer a better training for soldiers... that's why their military is so good and powerful, right? Oh wait you only say that because you live there? Oh my... bet your other half says Russia is better too...

USA doesn't make anything actually "useful" in China (not for a war anyway). There is a reason for that. It is better for US to manufacture for cheaper, that's true, but at least USA's economy comes from inside....

...
#219 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
Actually, USA has the largest economy of ANY country. (yes, still)

US Forces are actually bigger, stronger and more experienced than Russian and Chinese added together. That without counting any nukes.

While by numbers US alone could win against Russia AND China at the same time, US has many Allies (essentially the whole EU + some) while China and Russia only have some and weak allies.

Because you are so smart, you surely know that in iraq there were ONLY 125k American soldiers in total against more than 1 million enemy soldiers. I'd say that was a good strategy.

Whether you like it or not, but american military, technology and even economy is far ahead Russia or China. (also for china... it's economy would shit itself if it would go to war with the US, since more than 50% of it's income comes from export and US is it's biggest trade partner)
User avatar #200 - orkanoidz (10/23/2013) [-]
Handed to it by Russia or China*
User avatar #80 - jacksipian (10/22/2013) [-]
intents and purposes* sorry, i just had to correct you on that
User avatar #201 - orkanoidz (10/23/2013) [-]
You think I care?
User avatar #223 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
not at all, i did it more for my sake than yours
#207 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
The fact that he apologized for correcting you means he's probably Canadian.
User avatar #208 - orkanoidz (10/23/2013) [-]
I am a Russo-Canadian, I feel no shame for my response.
User avatar #59 - jackmanagan (10/22/2013) [-]
the doge bear made me lose it.
sand people
so scary
much ala
#58 - Comment deleted 10/22/2013 on Oh the Irony of it All +11
#74 - Anon isn't "wong" per se. There's no excuse to being…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2013 on The good life +9
#89 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
Low economic status is not an excuse. You can't afford the best foods I get that but that doesn't mean you need to eat 5 big macs a day. Limit the shitty food you eat. It's ok to not eat until you're completely 100% full. Just eat enough to sustain yourself.
User avatar #93 - bokkos (10/22/2013) [-]
You clearly, and I mean crystal-clear clearly, don't understand how saturated fats work. You can stay well within your caloric intake and it wouldn't make a lick of difference. Not to mention consumption is based off habit and intake, not just intake; if you're used to three meals a day, you'll need to eat three meals a day, even if each one is 100 calories.
#144 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
Eat 2 meals a day then.
#251 - herpderpmaster (10/27/2013) [-]
I eat 1-2 meals a day and still am overweight and I'm not getting any skinnier. It's all about the exercise.
#42 - Comment deleted 10/22/2013 on Turtles Diaper 0
#334 - The bias is strong with this one. Maybe it's true, maybe it's … 10/22/2013 on Read desc too +1
#8 - Picture 10/22/2013 on heart +11
#28 - Don't worry, it's a lot more disappointing than that. You…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on WERSH THE TRIGGGER +12
User avatar #29 - hudis (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't even remember how it ends so you're probably right.
#106 - So... A mens washroom with a different sign?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Flanders at the museum +5
User avatar #132 - weirdvintagegirl (10/20/2013) [-]
Pretty much, yeah.
User avatar #120 - sanguinesolitude (10/20/2013) [-]
yes
#105 - This is why, children, you don't argue against science without… 10/20/2013 on Flanders at the museum +1
#84 - Yeah, they check all the information beforehand. Not to mentio… 10/20/2013 on moar hacks 0
#70 - Again, not claims outside of human imagination. Scholars and &… 10/16/2013 on Evolution Is A Lie 0
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#12 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
suck dick. you are an uncreative piece of **** .
#10 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Why isn't your name white? A lot of your comments suggest that this should be so...
#11 to #10 - bokkos (05/24/2013) [-]
I didn't get a comment in the top 150 or anything in the last two days.
User avatar #8 - tredbear (04/06/2013) [-]
why is your name blur instead of light blue?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bokkos (04/06/2013) [-]
I guess its for for people here over 2 years
#6 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sup fag
#4 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
HEY FAGGOT GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU'RE A PIECE OF VIRGIN ****
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User avatar #2 - someponynew ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Yahtzee is amazing.
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Yes he is! By far one of the best shows on the internet I think.
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