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    What a twist! What a twist!

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#38 - Start a GoFundMe, post it on FJ? 08/30/2016 on So this is what happens... 0
#3 - This wasn't funny the first time it was posted 08/30/2016 on Ryid Ysoppoopo Xeapr 0
#196 - Gee, its almost as if they set up the bike in impoverished urb…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves -23
#199 - humanjelloman (08/25/2016) [-]
So you're saying it's okay for the dindus to steal because they are black and its in a black held ghetto.....wow that logic you liberals really are braindead
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#270 - spyderslicer (08/25/2016) [-]
I actually thought the point was that it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You leave the bike in a black neighborhood and then go 'haha look at all these nig nogs proving our point'. It's like, yeah, you left the bike in an area that's like 99.95% black, of course statistically a black guy will steal it if anyone. He isn't saying it's okay for blacks to steal, he is saying that people in a shitty area would be more likely to steal a bike as an easy mode of transportation and that the comments are stupid because chances are this was filmed in 'da hood'.

Look at op 'look it's only blacks in the video', it's like fucking duh. It's probably in a neighborhood that has a grand total of like 9 white guys; you're going to be surprised that it's only blacks in the video? Some equally retarded black could go to some white area and do the same video and go 'see black people are all awesome, not a single black gentleman stole the bike' of fucking course they didn't there isn't a black fucker in a hundred miles if you don't count the dip with the camera.

Although most of these comments are just having a laugh so he kinda goes fucking springy at the end of his comment.
#23 - its a game 08/02/2016 on Hitting Your Mark 0
#59 - lol what policies 08/02/2016 on The Simpsons take on Trump +4
#25 - That's a ******** lie; then you just have another location som…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Falling down 0
#51 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
Blind stops should be checked with a look over you shoulder before changing lanes

Well in the uk at least, other wise you fail your test
#60 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
But if you are in the middle of a lane change and some faggot comes flying down inbetween the lanes how am I at fault?
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#36 - silentautumn (07/15/2016) [-]
I live in the country the content occurred in and it's much more annoying if all the scooters are stuck behind cars at a light. There's no extra unofficial lane because everyone stops at the light (and partially because the scooters drive wherever the fuck they want, anyway). Accidents like this aren't common, since no one opens car doors in the middle of the road and everyone knows to watch out for it.
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#26 - frenzyhero (07/15/2016) [-]
You know nothing of traffic law, apparently.
#40 - git gud then anon 07/15/2016 on Sleepy time 0
#147 - Sounds like you could use a Pickelhaube 07/07/2016 on Poppy Cosplay +17
#125 - No, I mean a weapon this easy to use (after all, its only a .2…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/23/2016 on AR-15 recoil -17
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#142 - menown (06/23/2016) [-]
>Criminals get hold of easy to use weaponry on illegal private market, usually either illegally modified or illegally owned weaponry, because as we know if you have any form of felony you're not legally allowed to own a firearm in the US
>"This isn't something that should be sold to private law-abiding citizens who are looking to protect themselves from criminals or anybody wishing to do them harm."

gg no re
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#136 - bobsagget (06/23/2016) [-]
im sorry friend but where i live, you need something this lethal just to tend to the field work. bears laugh off dear rifles, you need something that can sling a lot of lead quickly to put one of those puppies down in time to save your fleshy bits, im a good shot but i dont trust myself to pop off a head shot first try on a charging grizzly.
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#140 - pctwannabe (06/23/2016) [-]
Please don't pack an AR-15 for Griz defense. There's no way .223 can penetrate deep enough or cause enough trauma to reliably stop a bear in it's tracks. Heavy, solid bullets in the largest caliber you can handle are ideal.
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#149 - bobsagget (06/23/2016) [-]
personally I use a .357 mag but my little brother and my cousins all carry 12 gauge semi auto shotguns loaded with slugs, I don't want you to get the wrong impression I've only shot a bear once and it was with a winchester deer rifle, I was plenty far away and the fucker just ran off, never did find him. moose are the real issue, they are mean and will not stop until dead just like a bear. and theyll follow you a lot farther than a bear will. trust me you can do major damage to a moose with a .223
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#214 - pctwannabe (06/23/2016) [-]
I'd carry bigger than a .357 too. ;)
The general consensus has been .44 mag and up if you insist on carrying a handgun. A 12 gauge loaded up with a solid slug (brenneke rather than foster) would be good bear medicine.
Moose are thinner skinned than bear, but with the size they achieve I wouldn't use an AR. Hell, you wouldn't hunt moose with an AR.
I love my AR, but it's suited for 2 legged predators not huge animals.
#138 - micekill (06/23/2016) [-]
not to be an asshole, but guns used against polar bears in svalbard are just rifles that shoot really strong bullets
you don't need to fucking spray and pray to kill the animal, just fucking go to the range and get better at aiming and blast its head off with a nice rifle
#178 - Glitched (06/23/2016) [-]
Spray and prey refers to fully auto rifles.
This is not fully auto.
AR-15 rifles are not fully auto.
WTF are you talking about.
#181 - micekill (06/23/2016) [-]
said "sling a lot of lad quickly"
sounds a lot like spray and pray to me, even if you are aiming
#182 - Glitched (06/23/2016) [-]
doubt anyone said "lad"
#183 - micekill (06/23/2016) [-]
i said it
#167 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
Yea because you are totally calm enough to aim perfectly when a 600 pound killing machine is charging at you
#177 - micekill (06/23/2016) [-]
many people are.
the english dudes who got attacked by polar bear managed to kill the bear with a rifle, even when the bear was eating his buddy.
like, it is hard to miss, i've heard. what they say to do if bear is charging up to you:
1. aim at body and shoot
2. aim at head and shoot
got some shooting classes at school gym, weird shit happens there where they said that stuff
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#126 - improbable (06/23/2016) [-]
he disproved a claim someone made
#96 - waratworld; Representative of the FJ collective IQ. 06/23/2016 on Constitutional Dissonance -1