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#215647 - Family > The one. The family doesn't have any say in wether…  [+] (4 replies) 07/30/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#215653 - micekill (07/30/2016) [-]
they are not mean, it is just that i want to have at least enough of a relationship with them that i can talk with them without sounding like an autist child.
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#215693 - boeka (07/31/2016) [-]
Alright, yeah, I see your point. Then there's the option B. It's called time. It's the same with any new people. You spend enough time with them and you'll get used to them. You'll become less autistic and more... yourself. I really hope I could reduce your stress at all, mate. Good luck.

Say.. you by any chance got any experience with breaking up? 'Coz I need some help with that.
#215718 - micekill (07/31/2016) [-]
the only experience i got is ignoring a long distance relationship until she broke it off she was kinda spooky though, got crazy controlling
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#215648 - boeka (07/30/2016) [-]
Shit. ... I meant that the family is less than the spouse-to-be. Truly a comment to believe in.
#212131 - Hey, FJ. I've got a bit of peer-support needed. I'm trying a n…  [+] (2 replies) 04/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#212137 - soldemade (04/30/2016) [-]
What helped me to survive no fap month was hanging out with friends and not sitting at home. Of course, booze was a major influence why I didn't faped
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#212132 - boeka (04/29/2016) [-]
I admit, logging into FJ was a risky move because of the NSFW being rather.. handily close.
#19 - Because soldiers don't get any leave during a rotation.  [+] (5 replies) 03/04/2016 on You rage you lose +34
#23 - dashgamer (03/04/2016) [-]
It's much more likely that he was actually away on a 7 month deployment.
And it's even more likely that the baby isn't his. Every single unit that deploys will have at least three guys whose women cheated on them with Jody. Every single time. The extreme commonness of the infidelity of military wives is a sad but undeniable fact.
#69 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
While there is a lot of infidelity in the military, the "much more likely she cheated" is bs. I've known a couple guys who knocked up there wives on RR.(and they had planned it since before the deployment.) If you wanted to have a baby in the army during war, it was pretty well known that letting your wife go through the trials of pregnancy alone was a dick move. That and not being there for the birth sucks. If you knock her up mid tour on RnR, you come back a few months before she pops. Again, pretty well known.
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#29 - siltz (03/04/2016) [-]
But why do military women cheat without using a condom, at a period of time they might become pregnant, and if they do, don't take a SOS pill? Why
#30 - dashgamer (03/04/2016) [-]
Because then they can get child support from two daddies rather than one.
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#31 - siltz (03/04/2016) [-]
If true, then that's cold. Ice cold bitches.
#17 - Immortality and Shape Shifting, basically spend first 40k year…  [+] (8 replies) 03/04/2016 on Choose 2 +122
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#78 - ashesllashes (03/04/2016) [-]
beat me to it
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#38 - magnusoneeye (03/04/2016) [-]
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#33 - summerizer (03/04/2016) [-]
The Emperor was at fault for not believing Magnus and keeping his sons in the dark in the first place.
#23 - rhattmann (03/04/2016) [-]
#16 - Okay. So. Female vaginas got these things called muscles. And …  [+] (1 reply) 02/09/2016 on Short Liveleak comp +14
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#17 - tecteam (02/09/2016) [-]
"Female vaginas", and there I was, under the impression they all were...

Just joking, your theory might have some truth to it, although I'd say it would have to be one powerful snatch she's equipped with, in order to bite down so hard on some dead dudes limp junk, that it's impossible to get it out. I like the transplant and friction theories better, though.