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#19 - Because soldiers don't get any leave during a rotation.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2016 on You rage you lose +34
#23 - dashgamer (03/04/2016) [-]
It's much more likely that he was actually away on a 7 month deployment.
And it's even more likely that the baby isn't his. Every single unit that deploys will have at least three guys whose women cheated on them with Jody. Every single time. The extreme commonness of the infidelity of military wives is a sad but undeniable fact.
#69 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
While there is a lot of infidelity in the military, the "much more likely she cheated" is bs. I've known a couple guys who knocked up there wives on RR.(and they had planned it since before the deployment.) If you wanted to have a baby in the army during war, it was pretty well known that letting your wife go through the trials of pregnancy alone was a dick move. That and not being there for the birth sucks. If you knock her up mid tour on RnR, you come back a few months before she pops. Again, pretty well known.
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#29 - siltz (03/04/2016) [-]
But why do military women cheat without using a condom, at a period of time they might become pregnant, and if they do, don't take a SOS pill? Why
#30 - dashgamer (03/04/2016) [-]
Because then they can get child support from two daddies rather than one.
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#31 - siltz (03/04/2016) [-]
If true, then that's cold. Ice cold bitches.
#17 - Immortality and Shape Shifting, basically spend first 40k year…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Choose 2 +122
#193 - mrspyder (03/05/2016) [-]
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#162 - muffincannibal (03/05/2016) [-]
Same.
#142 - navien (03/05/2016) [-]
nice.
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#78 - ashesllashes (03/04/2016) [-]
beat me to it
#56 - imdan (03/04/2016) [-]
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#38 - magnusoneeye (03/04/2016) [-]
Rood...
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#33 - summerizer (03/04/2016) [-]
The Emperor was at fault for not believing Magnus and keeping his sons in the dark in the first place.
#23 - rhattmann (03/04/2016) [-]
#16 - Okay. So. Female vaginas got these things called muscles. And …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2016 on Short Liveleak comp +14
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#17 - tecteam (02/09/2016) [-]
"Female vaginas", and there I was, under the impression they all were...

Just joking, your theory might have some truth to it, although I'd say it would have to be one powerful snatch she's equipped with, in order to bite down so hard on some dead dudes limp junk, that it's impossible to get it out. I like the transplant and friction theories better, though.
#207983 - Thanks buddy. I'll keep you updated if I remember. 02/08/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#207979 - The original plan was to manage long distance 2-4 years becaus…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#207981 - epicextreme (02/08/2016) [-]
dang, that's a long ass time. Well I hope everything works out for you both. If you want to talk about it I'll be free
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#207983 - boeka (02/08/2016) [-]
Thanks buddy. I'll keep you updated if I remember.
#207977 - She's not exactly a talker. Where as I talk a lot. I mean a lo…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#207978 - epicextreme (02/08/2016) [-]
sounds like she doesn't make it much easier by not talking to you much, I'd say just ask her how she feels about it now that the long distance has been put into practice for some time now. Just be honest about these arguments, tell her you're finding it hard because she doesn't communicate much which should be important given the distance.
how much longer will you both be long distance if you don't mind me asking?
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#207979 - boeka (02/08/2016) [-]
The original plan was to manage long distance 2-4 years because of universities in different cities. Life's hard.
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#207981 - epicextreme (02/08/2016) [-]
dang, that's a long ass time. Well I hope everything works out for you both. If you want to talk about it I'll be free
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#207983 - boeka (02/08/2016) [-]
Thanks buddy. I'll keep you updated if I remember.
#207965 - Fighting almost daily with my GF of 1,5 years, 0,5 in long dis…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#207976 - epicextreme (02/08/2016) [-]
Tough one, have you asked how she feels about the long distance?
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#207977 - boeka (02/08/2016) [-]
She's not exactly a talker. Where as I talk a lot. I mean a lot. I probably should ask.
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#207978 - epicextreme (02/08/2016) [-]
sounds like she doesn't make it much easier by not talking to you much, I'd say just ask her how she feels about it now that the long distance has been put into practice for some time now. Just be honest about these arguments, tell her you're finding it hard because she doesn't communicate much which should be important given the distance.
how much longer will you both be long distance if you don't mind me asking?
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#207979 - boeka (02/08/2016) [-]
The original plan was to manage long distance 2-4 years because of universities in different cities. Life's hard.
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#207981 - epicextreme (02/08/2016) [-]
dang, that's a long ass time. Well I hope everything works out for you both. If you want to talk about it I'll be free
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#207983 - boeka (02/08/2016) [-]
Thanks buddy. I'll keep you updated if I remember.
#57 - MFW I already dating an emotionless android 02/08/2016 on whats your birthday... +5
#65 - Well to be honest I think that it's better to have a politic d…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2016 on (untitled) +2
#105 - anon (02/03/2016) [-]
You prefer peace, but billions of other humans do not. We are still animals after all, and we hate anyone that's different and people who are better off even more. War will exist for as long as humanity does, and I rather be prepared for war than hoping for peace.
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#137 - lipidregent (02/03/2016) [-]
>construct sentient AI
>no violent ape to spur on the other violent apes
>problem solved
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#70 - jakotad (02/03/2016) [-]
Even the country wanting peace may have no choice but to go to war, and then you need a soldier.
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#141 - handsomestalin (02/03/2016) [-]
Good thing none of those countries are at war then
#34 - They've already been nicknamed Loldiers of Odin because of all…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2016 on The Soldiers of Odin -1
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#36 - bottlemonster (01/23/2016) [-]
Nah, thats the clown posse that tried to antagonize them to take actions againts them.