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|#138 - well the sword was still in him, so the dm wouldnt let him sta…||2 hours ago on D&D Proverbs||0|
|#109 - **bluwizard rolled image ** Me: "I roll... goddammit! … [+] (2 new replies)||6 hours ago on D&D Proverbs||+5|
#138 - bluwizard (2 hours ago) [-]
well the sword was still in him, so the dm wouldnt let him stabilize.
Later on in the campaign i impaled him again (not fatally this time), and he threw my katana off a cliff. being an iaijutsu master, samurai, kensei, this was basically death for my character. So I attempted to climb down the cliff to retrieve it. Fell about a quarter mile and basically splattered into slime (-500 hp).
Needless to say we couldn't get enough money together to res the character (the halfling rouge was sitting on a fortune, but was unwilling to part with any of it for some reason).
New character rolled was a Duskblade Shakarim with a scythe and a claymore in full plate mithril armor and had 5 foot weapon tethers on both his weapons. He was a really cordial guy. Which leads me to my next favorite quote.
DM: "You are standing in front of a large dome with a city visible through the clear walls that has simply warped into being in front of you, the walls stand firm and show no visible signs of any entry. A man appears before you."
Party member: "May we gain entry into your city?"
DM: "The man frowns, 'None who breathe may enter this city.'"
Me: "Sooo.... If we hold out breath we can enter?"
|#13 - and its from the creator of sayonara zetsubo sensei. that's good. [+] (1 new reply)||10/23/2014 on Cats||0|
|#8 - whats that picture from and is it any good [+] (4 new replies)||10/23/2014 on Cats||0|
|#26 - **bluwizard rolled image ** anyone remember the Warhammer r… [+] (3 new replies)||10/23/2014 on Critical Hits||0|
|#15 - **bluwizard rolled image ** I think a great idea for the Ze… [+] (2 new replies)||10/22/2014 on Hey! Listen! More Zelda...||+5|
|#13 - **bluwizard rolled image ** I defeated Sinh, the Fume Knigh…||10/21/2014 on The long awaited Overlord Post||+2|
|#26 - **bluwizard rolled image ** how do you think the commie's d…||10/20/2014 on What the fuck happened?||+1|
|#13 - yes||10/19/2014 on MOON MAN||0|
|#8 - **bluwizard rolled image ** and that was the first time I e… [+] (77 new replies)||10/19/2014 on Really?||+33|
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