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#138 - well the sword was still in him, so the dm wouldnt let him sta… 2 hours ago on D&D Proverbs 0
#109 - **bluwizard rolled image ** Me: "I roll... goddammit! …  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on D&D Proverbs +5
User avatar #136 - possiblydominator (2 hours ago) [-]
If this is 3.5 he's 'technically' not dead until -10 hp, with -1 per turn. That being said, he probably is kill.
#138 - bluwizard (2 hours ago) [-]
well the sword was still in him, so the dm wouldnt let him stabilize.

Later on in the campaign i impaled him again (not fatally this time), and he threw my katana off a cliff. being an iaijutsu master, samurai, kensei, this was basically death for my character. So I attempted to climb down the cliff to retrieve it. Fell about a quarter mile and basically splattered into slime (-500 hp).

Needless to say we couldn't get enough money together to res the character (the halfling rouge was sitting on a fortune, but was unwilling to part with any of it for some reason).

New character rolled was a Duskblade Shakarim with a scythe and a claymore in full plate mithril armor and had 5 foot weapon tethers on both his weapons. He was a really cordial guy. Which leads me to my next favorite quote.

DM: "You are standing in front of a large dome with a city visible through the clear walls that has simply warped into being in front of you, the walls stand firm and show no visible signs of any entry. A man appears before you."
Party member: "May we gain entry into your city?"
DM: "The man frowns, 'None who breathe may enter this city.'"
Me: "Sooo.... If we hold out breath we can enter?"
#13 - and its from the creator of sayonara zetsubo sensei. that's good.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Cats 0
#15 - animesource (10/24/2014) [-]
I haven't watched SZS, but I thought it seemed somewhat boring.
#8 - whats that picture from and is it any good  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Cats 0
#10 - animesource (10/23/2014) [-]
Joshiraku. myanimelist.net/anime/12679/Joshiraku
It has good amount of references to other anime/etc. It's mostly comedy.
#13 - bluwizard (10/23/2014) [-]
and its from the creator of sayonara zetsubo sensei. that's good.
#15 - animesource (10/24/2014) [-]
I haven't watched SZS, but I thought it seemed somewhat boring.
#11 - animesource (10/23/2014) [-]
And no story whatsoever.
#26 - **bluwizard rolled image ** anyone remember the Warhammer r…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Critical Hits 0
User avatar #27 - tzukaza (10/23/2014) [-]
id love to hear htis story XD
#45 - metallus (10/23/2014) [-]
took me a lot of time to re-find it, but it's definitely worth it
User avatar #46 - tzukaza (10/23/2014) [-]
best game ever XD
#15 - **bluwizard rolled image ** I think a great idea for the Ze…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Hey! Listen! More Zelda... +5
User avatar #26 - ugottanked (10/22/2014) [-]
i like this idea
User avatar #16 - kerfufflemachtwo (10/22/2014) [-]
That's...pretty interesting.

I'd play it.
#13 - **bluwizard rolled image ** I defeated Sinh, the Fume Knigh… 10/21/2014 on The long awaited Overlord Post +2
#26 - **bluwizard rolled image ** how do you think the commie's d… 10/20/2014 on What the fuck happened? +1
#13 - yes 10/19/2014 on MOON MAN 0
#8 - **bluwizard rolled image ** and that was the first time I e…  [+] (77 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Really? +33
#15 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
tfw you killed an npc for his cool gear and then your friend tells you that he had a quest for late game items
#19 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Mfw don't care got them early game.
#20 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
shit cant find my metal gear folder... have some pie
#21 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#22 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
you know that sharing is caring, right
#23 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
No, you gave it to me, its mine now.
#24 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
ok
#38 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#39 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#40 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#100 - keepyourselfalive (10/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - thealmightyantler (10/19/2014) [-]
What the fuck is going on?
User avatar #47 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Nothing, go away.
User avatar #48 - thealmightyantler (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, this is my content that I posted.
#50 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Get The fuck out of your own content. Stay if you want.
User avatar #53 - thealmightyantler (10/19/2014) [-]
Post anything else that's suggestive and you're getting blocked.
User avatar #58 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
no need to be butthurt about it
#59 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#55 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
You think i give a shit if you do? Who the fuck do you think i am, I'll tell you who.
No one in particular.
User avatar #57 - thealmightyantler (10/19/2014) [-]
I like your honesty.
#60 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Big Meaty Cock's
#62 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#63 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#25 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
This Dick Pie tastes amazing.
#64 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#65 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Okay.
#66 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#67 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#68 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#69 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
I lost my virginity to a pussy.
#70 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#71 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Long way to go indeed.
#72 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#73 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#74 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
guess what coming up yours
#75 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't wait.
#41 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#43 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Woops
#76 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#77 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#78 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#79 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Hope you like dat milky ice-cream.
#80 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
yes, i also like these ones
#81 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
I love those.
#82 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
fits right into your mouth
#84 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
And dat taste.
#85 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
mhhhhh
#86 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#44 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
oh were posting front butts now?
#45 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#87 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
right, time to glase a napkin
#88 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#89 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
yes
#90 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Indeed.
#91 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#92 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Dat butty had me like.
#93 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
and ill end it on a hight note
#94 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#49 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#51 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#52 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#54 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Welp i just ran out of sfw pictures of girls.
#56 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
well make and imgur galery or something.... i need to put this dragon to sleep now

like this
imgur.com/a/Om56c
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#26 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
but thats my dick pie!
#27 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
You gave me this Dick Pie so deal with not having any.
#28 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
fine but im taking this banana
#29 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
I took your banaDickna and is now colored black to add intensity.
#30 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
no not my banana, all i have is my big juicy strawberries now
#31 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
My only weakness.
#32 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
what, this?
#33 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
Hmmm... Yes Gooooouuuud Neeeeyyygh.
#34 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
#35 - mrsirius (10/19/2014) [-]
#36 - havockwzy (10/19/2014) [-]
only 3 times? time to up the dose
User avatar #102 - zonryu (10/19/2014) [-]
ok mrsirius and havockwzy i have a mission for you

go through

and retrieve for me.....

the sauce on everyfucking picture in this thread
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#1 - indonesia (07/03/2014) [-]
YOUR COMMENTS SECTION VIRGINITY IS MINE!
#2 to #1 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** I've been violated by indonesia, this will now return fire
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