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#11 - **bluestrawberry used "*roll picture*"** **bluestrawberry r…  [+] (1 reply) 04/06/2015 on Lying in bed +2
#18 - anon (04/06/2015) [-]
Well, I've learned something today.
#11 - Not really. Any pilot can easily crash the plane with the…  [+] (13 replies) 03/28/2015 on All pilots after... -37
#135 - brainbruce (03/29/2015) [-]
#108 - gerfox (03/29/2015) [-]
"... in europe for other reasons than religion"

But it hasn't happened for religious reasons either in europe, has it?
#87 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
islamic religion*
#78 - banexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
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#57 - Cobaltsushi (03/29/2015) [-]
Yay more blue food usernames
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#35 - dyganja (03/29/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SilkAir_Flight_185 i think this was in like 97.
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#91 - Funnel (03/29/2015) [-]
"the crash was caused by a defective servo valve inside the PCU, based upon forensic findings under an electron microscope which determined minute defects within the PCU had caused the rudder hard-over and a subsequent uncontrollable flight and crash"
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#15 - fuzzyballs (03/28/2015) [-]
you're the expert on making planes crash of course
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#133 - niggastolemyname (03/29/2015) [-]
>full throttle
>pull up
>HARD rudder with you non dominant foot
Now you're in a flat spin the other pilot can't get you out of, your dominant foot will ensure the other pilot won't be able to counteract, you could also keep pulling up to prevent a recovery chance as well. Even if the other pilot were to force an engine the nose has to be pointed down for a flat spin recovery.
#134 - brainbruce (03/29/2015) [-]
You can't put other aircrafts into this scenario, we are talking about commercial airliners and commercial airliners have a centre of gravity that easily prevents flat spins, it's almost completely impossible for a commercial airliner to spin out of control without the vertical stabiliser to have been ripped off beforehand, which is not going to happen on an airliner as they are are controlled to withstand even the roughest of storms that they can be put into, you're talking a million to one odds here on maybe a third world crappy airliner.
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#136 - niggastolemyname (03/29/2015) [-]
That I didn't know
#16 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
He is right tho, my dads a pilot and he is pissed on how misinformed the media is.
1 Pilot always has more control of the steering in the cockpit. Its just to flick a switch and you gain more control. If you lock the plane in a downwards position then it wont matter tho. And if you make the plane go down fast enough then it can't be saved.
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#97 - Funnel (03/29/2015) [-]
Either you're lying about your dad being a pilot or he's the shittiest pilot ever. It takes a very long time for a commercial plane to descend, it's not like in the movies where you just move the joystick and the plane suddenly goes straight downwards, as the flaps that control the angle of descent can't be used at high speed they have to slow down the engines first (which the other pilot would notice instantly) and wait for many minutes before they can even start using the flaps, how fast it takes depends on the speed, air, altitude and the plane, usually it takes up to 10 minutes. Even after the flaps can be activated it takes several minutes to crash the plane into the ground, as you can only tilt the flaps slightly or they would just break off because of the high air resistance. This is why it usually takes between 20 to 30 minutes to land (not crash) a commercial plane, in short routes they start planning the descent almost right after takeoff.

This is why he waited until the pilot went to the bathroom, as planes after 9/11 have blast proof doors that can be locked from the inside and can even overwrite the emergency code lock that is on the other side in case terrorist were to take one of the pilots hostage as the pilot knows the emergency code to open the door.
#40 - bg=background  [+] (1 reply) 03/20/2015 on it makes cents 0
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#41 - ihatekrauts (03/20/2015) [-]
after I finished typing it I thought "well shit I'm probably not the only one to have thought this"
#38 - bg  [+] (3 replies) 03/20/2015 on it makes cents 0
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#39 - ihatekrauts (03/20/2015) [-]
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#40 - bluestrawberry (03/20/2015) [-]
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#41 - ihatekrauts (03/20/2015) [-]
after I finished typing it I thought "well shit I'm probably not the only one to have thought this"
#121 - i barely know my 2 cousins. My gf has my pass to everywhere. T…  [+] (1 reply) 03/20/2015 on sym bionic titan.... -2
#327 - angelious (03/21/2015) [-]
>Say something stupid
>get called out
>i was le epic trolling lolololololo
#101 - Deleted a comment my gf did on my acc.... She needs to get gro…  [+] (3 replies) 03/20/2015 on sym bionic titan.... -4
#103 - angelious (03/20/2015) [-]
yes sure...next thing you will tell me is that your cousin is a mod and you will get me banned and that you will soon fetch your main account that is level 400 with dark blue name and all the best items right?
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#121 - bluestrawberry (03/20/2015) [-]
i barely know my 2 cousins. My gf has my pass to everywhere. This is my main acc. and idc about items.
This is gonna get 200 more times more dislike than my main responce because you are feeding trolls.
#327 - angelious (03/21/2015) [-]
>Say something stupid
>get called out
>i was le epic trolling lolololololo
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