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#38 - Reasons already stated. The whole point of Christianity is wha…  [+] (28 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Mini Riot Happened On My... 0
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#39 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
So you're saying that their church is not actually christian?
#43 - glayn (07/23/2014) [-]
He's saying they don't act like Christians. I can say I'm black, but if I only look black and don't act black, how black am I?

Looking back at what I just wrote I think I made a bad example
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#45 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes. Nobody is born a christian. It's an action, an ideology. Something you can become, or lose. Being black is none of those things.

And FYI, all you have to do to be a Christian is believe Jesus Christ is god. Everything else is optional. You don't have to go to church, or be nice, or pray, or anything. News flash - the WBC followed the Bible more closely than most Christians today.
#46 - glayn (07/23/2014) [-]
I can be black if I want to be black.

Joking aside, plenty of people call themselves Christian, and then act like complete fucks to everyone because they think they're more pious. That's not being Christian, hence the quotation marks.
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#47 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes. Christians can be dicks.
Sorry if that upsets you. They're still Christians.
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#65 - schneidend (07/23/2014) [-]
If you're not adhering to Christianity's tenets. If you're being hateful, not turning the other cheek, not being forgiving and charitable, then you're not really a Christian, period.
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#67 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes, wouldn't that be nice. Forget what the Bible says and just be a good person. Since it's the Bible that tells you who to stone and why.

Don't confuse being a Christian with being a good person.
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#68 - schneidend (07/23/2014) [-]
The Bible says everything I just said. Also, the stoning passages are in the Old Testament, as I recall, which are not only archaic, but not necessarily Christian doctrine. Christianity is following the word of Jesus CHRIST, and he was basically a socialist peacenik with a generous streak a mile wide.
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#69 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
It was their own decision to include the Torah in their Bible. The New Testament isn't a paragon of virtue, either.
#81 - butakun (07/23/2014) [-]
I think you two might be defining the term differently. It seems like Yllek is using the broadest possible definition of what makes a person a "Christian," while schneid is thinking in terms of what makes a person a "good Christian."

Also, to be clear, belief that Jesus is God is not a prerequisite for being Christian, there are denominations that believe Jesus was the Son of God but not one with Him. A better baseline prerequisite for the label might be belief that Jesus died to save humanity from sin and was then resurrected.
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#87 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But there are plenty of Christians who do not follow beliefs as set by the Bible. There are tons of lukewarm Christians who consider themselves Christian because their parents are, rather than because they have an actual belief. There are Christians I've met who don't believe in Hell. There are Christians I've met who think Christianity isn't a religion. There are Christians who believe in cutting back funding for the poor. There are Christians that believe that throwing the first punch is acceptable (see the atheist professor copypasta for an example that people champion). There are Christians who think issuing death threats to atheists for being atheists is acceptable.

Christians are hypocrites all the time, like most people, as you've said, because they aren't different from most people. They're just people. They're not on some moral pedestal like glayn would like to claim, where only the REAL Christians are all saints and martyrs.
#91 - glayn (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't think they're on any kind of pedestal. A lot of the time Christians make me despise them, mostly when they're talking shit on chat shows about how evolution never happened, or how Christianity should be taught as though it's fact. I'm not a Christian myself either, but you can't claim to be part of any kind of group without following its tenets. The new Testament as far as I understand preaches to love thy neighbour regardless, and to help them where you can, it's a pretty open ended deal and a pretty nice ideology when people aren't trying to use it as an excuse to ram their religion down your throat. Spreading hate and judging people is very much NOT in the new Testament. In fact I'm pretty sure that guy Jesus said something about throwing stones only if you're sinless, and no one is according to him. So people who do can't try to call themselves CHRISTian if they don't want to follow CHRIST's ideology.
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#92 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
So you agree that this "if they're dicks they aren't Christians" thing is bullshit. Christians can be dicks.
#93 - glayn (07/23/2014) [-]
Of course they can. Everyone can
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#94 - YllekNayr (07/24/2014) [-]
Well that's the whole point I've been arguing. While you've been saying stuff like

"I'm pretty sure they're not. Sorry if that upsets you. If you want to follow a religion you have to abide by its tenets, otherwise you're a hypocrite and not a member of the religion you profess to follow. That's how these things work."

Which is bullshit.
#95 - glayn (07/24/2014) [-]
Either you're amazingly stupid or you're doing your best to troll here.

If you want to follow a religion you do as it says. That's what religions are. End of.

You asked why the word Christian was in quotation. Because they where acting UNchristian. And doing the opposite of what the religion wants. Not because they where being a dick or because they're an ass hole. Is this now simple enough for you or do you need a step by step explanation.
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#96 - YllekNayr (07/24/2014) [-]
My point is that people who profess to be of certain religions are frequently hypocrites.
#101 - glayn (07/24/2014) [-]
They key word there is 'Profess'. They can call themselves what they like, it's just words in the end unless they actually follow the religion.
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#104 - YllekNayr (07/24/2014) [-]
So they're not "True Christians™" then?

Never heard that excuse for Christians being assholes before. Apologetics sure are convincing.
#48 - glayn (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure they're not. Sorry if that upsets you. If you want to follow a religion you have to abide by its tenets, otherwise you're a hypocrite and not a member of the religion you profess to follow. That's how these things work. Call yourself all you want, but it's empty words unless you do more than lip service.
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#49 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
"I'm gonna repeat what he said with fingers in my ears"

Hey dickwad. When muslim extremists blow themselves up, do you buy that shit of "they weren't real muslims"?

No. You don't have to actually follow the religion to consider yourself a member. Christians are hypocrites ALL the time. Get it through your head. Being a Christian does NOT make you a good person, and being a good person is NOT a requirement for being religious. Take your apologetics elsewhere.
#83 - butakun (07/23/2014) [-]
To be fair, people in general are hypocrites all the time. Congratulations on shutting down people with less defensible arguments than you, but if you actually want to convince people your position is right you might consider being a little less vitriolic in your responses.

If instead you're just being an ass to blow off steam, then that's your prerogative.
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#86 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
My vitriol is caused by people repeating back what I'm saying with a mindless lack of comprehension as if it works for them. I can't stand ignorance.
#90 - butakun (07/23/2014) [-]
Well if you want to build a tolerance for it via exposure, the comments section is a great place for that.
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#89 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
It certainly is. But I lose all respect for someone in a discussion when they start acting like this person did. Then I accept that I am being an asshole because I no longer feel this person is worthy or capable of civil discussion.
#50 - glayn (07/23/2014) [-]
"You don't have to actually follow the religion to consider yourself a member"

I'm sorry I can't take you seriously any more, Ciao.
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#51 - YllekNayr (07/23/2014) [-]
Get over it. It's true.
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its neither
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oh, well whichever company. But out of curiosity what is it? Asking you insted of google so you can get pinkies.
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#114 to #127 - bloodyspy (06/07/2012) [-]
Ooh, nice. This'll come in handy for sure.
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#116 to #130 - bloodyspy (06/07/2012) [-]
Oh god lol.
#78 - FrankReal (03/04/2012) [-]
Hey have you seen any spys anywhere?
#79 to #93 - bloodyspy (03/04/2012) [-]
#25 - chicomole (01/28/2012) [-]
this is what happens when you leave your spy thing lying around for heavy to find

#26 to #39 - bloodyspy (01/29/2012) [-]
I was on a short vacation with Scout's mother. Not my problem if Heavy decides to steal my equipment while I'm gone.

Actually, yes it is. I'm apparently in charge of keeping things under control. Our employers appear to favor me.
#27 to #40 - chicomole (01/29/2012) [-]
youre making it seem like its all our fault?!?!?
#28 to #41 - bloodyspy (01/29/2012) [-]
I DID lock the equipment in, so I'm surprised Heavy found it lying around.
#29 to #42 - chicomole (01/29/2012) [-]
for a secret spy and assassin you do leave leave alot of crap lying around.

thanks for the new suit btw
#30 to #43 - bloodyspy (01/29/2012) [-]
No problem. The handsome rogue that used to wear it won't need it anymore anyway.
#31 to #44 - chicomole (01/29/2012) [-]
you mean.........you stole it? D:
#32 to #45 - bloodyspy (01/29/2012) [-]
I wouldn't call it stealing. Does anything actually belong to anyone if they are dead?
#33 to #46 - chicomole (01/29/2012) [-]
no....i rather have my stolen goods from someone who died a painful death than stealing and letting them leave.
#22 - xrayglasses (12/18/2011) [-]
I'm your Secret Santa! Merry Xmas!
#23 to #36 - bloodyspy (12/19/2011) [-]
This is awesome.
#21 - durpface (12/18/2011) [-]
I rolled you too.  Happy December
I rolled you too. Happy December
#24 to #35 - bloodyspy (12/19/2011) [-]
My gameplay in a nutshell.
#19 - gotpoopdick (12/18/2011) [-]
i rolled you, enjoy this gif
i rolled you, enjoy this gif
#20 to #33 - bloodyspy (12/18/2011) [-]
Thank you, my friend.
#8 - Shadowlordninek (11/29/2011) [-]
#9 to #22 - bloodyspy (11/29/2011) [-]
Is this...? I hate you!
#10 to #23 - Shadowlordninek (11/29/2011) [-]
Truthfully though I am not good at sniper.
#11 to #24 - bloodyspy (11/29/2011) [-]
Me neither. I hardly ever play it.
#12 to #25 - Shadowlordninek (11/29/2011) [-]
What's your least favorite class to fight?
#13 to #26 - bloodyspy (11/29/2011) [-]
Hmm... probably a Pyro.
#14 to #27 - Shadowlordninek (11/29/2011) [-]
I hate scouts.
#15 to #28 - bloodyspy (11/29/2011) [-]
I only hate skilled scouts.
#16 to #29 - Shadowlordninek (11/29/2011) [-]
I also hate skilled Snipers.
#17 to #30 - bloodyspy (11/29/2011) [-]
The really skilled players may cause frustration in general.
#18 to #31 - Shadowlordninek (11/29/2011) [-]
I also hate those medics who don't heal you when you're standing infront of them while on fire at low health.
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