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Date Signed Up:5/17/2013
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latest user's comments

#76 - Brb, gotta masterbate. Be back in 2.7 seconds 07/17/2015 on I will take this advice... +1
#127 - Nah man, I've been lied to before. I wasn't present at the sur… 07/17/2015 on Monochromatic man can see... 0
#126 - I saw her like a day later, she was only there with her family… 07/17/2015 on Monochromatic man can see... 0
#125 - I want to like debate you being on this end for once, but I ap… 07/17/2015 on Monochromatic man can see... 0
#92 - I have a blind friend that asks us if the girl he's hitting on…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Monochromatic man can see... +7
#102 - fecal (07/17/2015) [-]
stop thinking of interesting imaginary friends man
#96 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
nobody wants ugly kids
#91 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on Monochromatic man can see... +11
#94 - justakewldewd (07/17/2015) [-]
Thas fucked.
#12 - I had a monochromatic girlfriend once, who got surgery while w…  [+] (32 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Monochromatic man can see... +294
User avatar #117 - mettih (07/17/2015) [-]
very unlikely, as it requires her dad to be monochromatic aswell and her mother to have the gene, this scenario is very unlikely so I call bullshit
User avatar #121 - yudodat (07/17/2015) [-]
"On my screen is a guy that was Monochromatic, but the fact that Monochromatism is very rare leads me to believe that not a single other person in the 7 Billion+ populations of the earth could have the disease, date this guy, and cause this story."

Just sayin', the world is a big place.
User avatar #122 - mettih (07/17/2015) [-]
colour blindness is VERY VERY rare in girls. Also it can't be cured by surgery, didn't feel like writing it since other people have been pointing it out aswell
User avatar #125 - bloodyjackson (07/17/2015) [-]
I want to like debate you being on this end for once, but I appreciate the skepticism. I don't think there's any way to really, truly prove it without giving information on her, and that would just be rude.

Also, rod color blindness isn't sex linked. Though it's still inherited?
User avatar #123 - yudodat (07/17/2015) [-]
That makes more sense.
User avatar #97 - wrpen (07/17/2015) [-]
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second

She doesn't know what blonde is. Even if she were told, it wouldn't be any different to her than brown or red. How can her first words to you be about a concept she can't possibly know?
User avatar #126 - bloodyjackson (07/17/2015) [-]
I saw her like a day later, she was only there with her family. Also, I kind of consider myself blonde.

Really dirty blonde

User avatar #105 - slobiscuit (07/17/2015) [-]
its the same with this guy, he just grabs the pen and then goes "ITS GREEEN, this is PINK" bitch you dont know that
#119 - anderp (07/17/2015) [-]
Now if you watched the video you'd know that he is capable of seeing some green and some pink. But you didn't.
#113 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Maybe he was told what colour they were previously or it has a label
#114 - slobiscuit (07/17/2015) [-]
**slobiscuit used "*roll picture*"**
**slobiscuit rolled image**go watch the video ya fucking pussy greek citizen
#101 - fecal (07/17/2015) [-]
yeah it's a load of bs. Bloodyjackson has never had a girlfriend and most colourblind people can easily tell blond from other hair colours.
#115 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Monochromotic colourblindness (monochromotism) isn't the same as something like red/green colour blindness (deuteranomaly or protanomaly are amongst the most common - there's also tritanonamly which is pretty rare). Most "colourblind" people can see colours almost the same as non colourblind people (normal vision/trichromacy) they just have difficulty distinguishing between certain shades of certain colours. Monochromatism is very different, it's literally greyscale. There are a number of causes of colour blindness including eye injury, but there is no way to "fix" it. Either bloodyjackson is talking out of his ass, or his "monochromtic girlfriend" was a total lying bitch (sorry bloodyjackson, that's just the way it is - nothing personal). I can't be bothered logging in (as usual), but I'm frododerpbag if you want to rant at me for pointing it out. I tend to log in once or twice a month so I will get any PMs eventually...
#127 - bloodyjackson (07/17/2015) [-]
Nah man, I've been lied to before. I wasn't present at the surgery so I have no way to corroborate it.

It could have been one elaborate ruse.
User avatar #83 - perform (07/17/2015) [-]
I reeeaaalllllly hope that's a joke.
#91 - bloodyjackson (07/17/2015) [-]
#94 - justakewldewd (07/17/2015) [-]
Thas fucked.
#81 - kameken (07/17/2015) [-]
Haha, oh gods I hope that's a joke.
#74 - bleeduntildeath (07/17/2015) [-]
why didn't you dye your pubes and say "I AM... ask me where"
#32 - lmOldGreg (07/16/2015) [-]
Why would she have a preference even before she could see properly.
#92 - bloodyjackson (07/17/2015) [-]
I have a blind friend that asks us if the girl he's hitting on is hot. Life is strange.
#102 - fecal (07/17/2015) [-]
stop thinking of interesting imaginary friends man
#96 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
nobody wants ugly kids
User avatar #84 - infinitereaper (07/17/2015) [-]
because that's how women work
#86 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
the opinion of others you see
User avatar #65 - orkanoidz (07/17/2015) [-]
Because she's an ignorant slut.
#53 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Same reason you're either a tits or ass guy. Just preference
#62 - howaboutnsfw (07/17/2015) [-]
No it would be like if I couldn't see tits or asses, like they were just fucking invisible or some shit and then poof and can see them. And then I say: "Oh shit babe I totally thought you had tits"
User avatar #68 - destroyerofcheese (07/17/2015) [-]
But you can feel tits/ass.
User avatar #70 - hydraetis (07/17/2015) [-]
But you can't feel the difference between blonde/not blonde hair.
User avatar #87 - fonzythekid (07/17/2015) [-]
Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#129 - howaboutnsfw (07/17/2015) [-]
#46 - You obviously don't know Varys very well. 07/14/2015 on Just a cast photo of Game... +85
#33 - Diplomacy 30 Martial 0 Stewardship 30 Intrigue 0 …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Finally! a Pope that acts... +28
User avatar #72 - toncheky (07/10/2015) [-]
Martial needs like 10, the pope was a bouncer at a club in his early days.
User avatar #52 - failtolawl (07/10/2015) [-]
plot power to kill him is off the roof though. 300% maybe.
#28 - I don't know if I've ever believed this. I get that we're all … 07/01/2015 on This is true in many ways 0
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