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bloodmachine

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: facebook is gay
Consoles Owned: The ones that matter
Video Games Played: alot
X-box Gamertag: bloodmachin3
PSN: zombot31
Interests: boobs and more boobs
Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:5/28/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4239
Comment Ranking:#14422
Highest Content Rank:#2333
Highest Comment Rank:#1779
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Comment Thumbs: 3906 total,  4410 ,  504
Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:206103
Times Content Favorited:151 times
Total Comments Made:829
FJ Points:5529
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    live on the corner of live on the corner of
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    How to ask a girl out How to ask a girl out
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#40 - Read the tombstones.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Ghostbusters 2016 +7
#78 - garretttheperson (05/22/2016) [-]
Some sauce?
#69 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
Now I'm just waiting for an edit with something like
Tim B^Uckley Jr.
01.11
11.1(unreadable except the lower horizontal line)

on it
#39 - Comment deleted 05/21/2016 on Ghostbusters 2016 0
#244 - **bloodmachine used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **bloodmachine… 05/21/2016 on Let's play CAH, click to roll 0
#242 - **bloodmachine used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **bloodmachi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Let's play CAH, click to roll 0
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#244 - bloodmachine (05/21/2016) [-]
**bloodmachine used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**bloodmachine rolls Shipping.**
#62 - Picture 05/09/2016 on bloodmachine's profile 0
#142 - **bloodmachine used "*roll picture*"** **bloodmachine rolle… 05/05/2016 on Top rolls decides FJ next logo 0
#244 - That poor dog, it was butthurt. 03/26/2014 on Faith in humanity restored. -1
#6 - I like this content. On a side note, Adventure Time is an awes…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Lessons to be learned +19
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#14 - nicoquitemad (03/24/2014) [-]
I wish they had done an epic theme song though.
#36 - I love you 03/24/2014 on R2-D2 0
#89 - What if slender man is Hector and has been following peo… 03/24/2014 on NupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNup... +1
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#62 - bloodmachine (05/09/2016) [-]
#60 - bloodmachine (03/13/2014) [-]
Bloodmachin3 yahoo
#57 - twi ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#58 to #57 - bloodmachine (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't care
#59 to #58 - twi ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I loved you
#55 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#53 - Her (05/04/2013) [-]
Thank ya for the friend request.
Thank ya for the friend request.
#54 to #53 - bloodmachine (05/04/2013) [-]
You have an awesome username lol
You have an awesome username lol
#51 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
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Identify yourself, citizen. And what are your intentions with your friend request.
#52 to #51 - bloodmachine (04/29/2013) [-]
I just like muffins,but whatever.
#42 - bitchitroll (04/28/2013) [-]
a lot of people buy tokens and metallurgy books so start picking those up and you can profit from them.
#44 to #42 - bloodmachine (04/28/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
Thanks man!
#45 to #44 - bitchitroll (04/28/2013) [-]
i refuse to accept the friend request until you open those chest
#49 to #45 - bloodmachine (04/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man!
#50 to #49 - bitchitroll (04/28/2013) [-]
no problem
#46 to #45 - bloodmachine (04/28/2013) [-]
How?
#47 to #46 - bitchitroll (04/28/2013) [-]
put the demonic chest and key in the workshop and click combine. do the same with the fab
#48 to #47 - bloodmachine (04/28/2013) [-]
Sweet thanks
#43 to #42 - bloodmachine (04/28/2013) [-]
Okay thanks :D
#24 - bloodmachine (10/08/2012) [-]
I havn't been on FJ in along time :/
#23 - bloodmachine (07/06/2012) [-]
I just uploaded a ******** of content
I just uploaded a ******** of content
#1 - mycatthenazi (05/30/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user zielscheibe ** go to sleep
#3 to #1 - zielscheibe (05/30/2012) [-]
XD
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#7 to #6 - zielscheibe (05/30/2012) [-]
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**mycatthenazi rolled user seniorawesomesauce ** go to sleep
#11 to #8 - seniorawesomesauce (05/30/2012) [-]
no, **** you.
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#19 to #18 - zielscheibe (05/30/2012) [-]
#2 to #1 - zielscheibe (05/30/2012) [-]
XD