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    VR is the future. VR is the future.

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#169 - **bloodmachine used "*roll picture*"** **bloodmachine rolle… 08/16/2016 on Roll for the biggest ass 0
#152 - **bloodmachine used "*roll picture*"** **bloodmachine rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on Roll for the biggest ass +16
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#563 - talldumbdork (08/16/2016) [-]
That's more than just fat. She's got some serious growths and masses, possibly a lymph node blockage issue. This is severe obesity plus a gross medical issue.
#91 - **bloodmachine used "*roll picture*"** **bloodmachine rolle… 08/16/2016 on Roll for the biggest ass 0
#164 - I thought there was something fishy about his girlfriend. 08/14/2016 on Epic Unicorn +2
#918 - 1: Yellow 2: Blue 3: Green 4: White 5: Pur… 08/09/2016 on Yes or No ! 0
#17 - Picture 08/09/2016 on Roast me FJ +6
#4 - I'm going to embrace the future with every inch of my body... 08/06/2016 on VR is the future. +2
#3 - >"The sewer level smells so damn realistic!" 08/06/2016 on VR is the future. +1
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#27 - People might misinterpret what I meant so I'll be more clear. …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2016 on Gavity is a bitch +1
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#65 - toensix (08/04/2016) [-]
I wouldn't really call Dark souls a free roam game though. It's linear but with choice on which paths to take. A free roam game would be an open area. Dark Souls is mroe of a choice in different paths.
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#70 - FeeFieFoe (08/04/2016) [-]
The best part about the first dark souls is having the ability to get a fucking insane amount of overpowered weapons and a dragon form and depending on how long you farm, fucking level 500, before even starting the second boss of the game. It might take a while, but my god that is what farming is all about. I suggest any newcomers to watch one of the participants of Vagetes playthroughs titled ''Low level one shot boss challenge'' preferebly this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWVloxk6p-I either way, this comment is waaaayyy too fucking long. but yeah, have fun, I wanna lick some assholes.
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#60 - matamune (08/04/2016) [-]
skelly doesn't spawn in. if you advance slower, you can see it around the corner and plan accordingly.
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#30 - Bion (08/04/2016) [-]
I get you. Would be nice if AI mobs did their own things. But I don't think game development has gotten QUITE that far. At least as a general feature for the game. When it's the game's focal point, devs can do a lot.

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