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bloodmachine

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
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Level 160 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 161 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:388596
Times Content Favorited:524 times
Total Comments Made:1065
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#2 - Where's the fun in that? Walking around like some sorta M…  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2016 on Have the leaf rake of the... 0
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#6 - danmegaflakes (09/24/2016) [-]
because i'm a 25 year old man and not a 12 year old, also a leaf blower is $200 and a drone is $500 + batteries
#284863 - I am aware of that. I was joking. I've been on the site f…  [+] (2 replies) 09/19/2016 on Admin's Yiffy Liberal Males 0
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#284865 - karlKroenen (09/19/2016) [-]
I'll fucking joke myself all over your face
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#284868 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
I bet you would you blue named whore.
#284849 - "you look like a newfag to me" Would a newfag su…  [+] (6 replies) 09/19/2016 on Admin's Yiffy Liberal Males 0
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#284857 - karlKroenen (09/19/2016) [-]
you dont suck dick to get blue name

you make an account early
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#284863 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
I am aware of that.
I was joking. I've been on the site for years. Before names were even blue.
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#284865 - karlKroenen (09/19/2016) [-]
I'll fucking joke myself all over your face
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#284868 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
I bet you would you blue named whore.
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#284854 - newtamalego (09/19/2016) [-]
I hear admins cum is blue and blue names are just covered in it

Maybe you suck him off at an above average rate
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#284873 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
Blue cum, from his blue balls, for a blue name. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NAW!
#284831 - **bloodmachine used "*roll picture*"** **bloodmachine rolle…  [+] (8 replies) 09/19/2016 on Admin's Yiffy Liberal Males 0
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#284836 - newtamalego (09/19/2016) [-]
Idk you look like a newfag to me

Tbh tho idk I'm a normie who looks at top content
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#284849 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
"you look like a newfag to me"
Would a newfag suck Dadmin's dick just to get a blue name?????

Maybe
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#284857 - karlKroenen (09/19/2016) [-]
you dont suck dick to get blue name

you make an account early
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#284863 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
I am aware of that.
I was joking. I've been on the site for years. Before names were even blue.
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#284865 - karlKroenen (09/19/2016) [-]
I'll fucking joke myself all over your face
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#284868 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
I bet you would you blue named whore.
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#284854 - newtamalego (09/19/2016) [-]
I hear admins cum is blue and blue names are just covered in it

Maybe you suck him off at an above average rate
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#284873 - bloodmachine (09/19/2016) [-]
Blue cum, from his blue balls, for a blue name. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NAW!
#4 - **bloodmachine used "*roll picture*"** **bloodmachine rolle…  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on Egypt +1
#17 - locke (09/19/2016) [-]
with the way fat acceptance is going over there i think you can safely change "good time" to "short order."
#3 - Comment deleted 09/19/2016 on Egypt 0

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