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#37 - Normally that would be true... but the picture above looks lik… 02/26/2015 on Snu Snu +32
#32 - Military branches in general... either Air Force or Navy, but … 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
#30 - Well the ASVAB works on a percentile system from 1 to 99. Mayb…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
#31 - tyroneisanigger (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm talking about as far as military branches in general not specific career, which I think Nuclear techs for the navy is a career? It may have been different as it took me 25 minutes, and I've been told the ASVAB usually takes 3-4 hours to complete. I'm mostly confident in my test taking abilities but what worries me is the Math/Arithmetic reasoning section, I've never taken anything higher than Algebra in HS, and didn't take any math during a year in college for a certificate in criminal justice, other than Math I feel confident on this.
User avatar #32 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Military branches in general... either Air Force or Navy, but Idk much about coasties. You should be fine, but getting a few practice tests from a barnes and noble in the section for the sats and acts might help if you feel a bit shaky. Best of luck, even as a puddle pirate!
#28 - I got a 99... So I may not be the least biased individual as f…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
#29 - tyroneisanigger (01/10/2015) [-]
Is 99 a high score? I spoke with the recruiter for the Coastguard and said they require one of the highest scores in the military, of a 50.
User avatar #30 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Well the ASVAB works on a percentile system from 1 to 99. Maybe your pre asvab was different? I don't remember mine as it was awhile ago. Also, I believe Navy Nuclear guys require the top scores...
#31 - tyroneisanigger (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm talking about as far as military branches in general not specific career, which I think Nuclear techs for the navy is a career? It may have been different as it took me 25 minutes, and I've been told the ASVAB usually takes 3-4 hours to complete. I'm mostly confident in my test taking abilities but what worries me is the Math/Arithmetic reasoning section, I've never taken anything higher than Algebra in HS, and didn't take any math during a year in college for a certificate in criminal justice, other than Math I feel confident on this.
User avatar #32 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Military branches in general... either Air Force or Navy, but Idk much about coasties. You should be fine, but getting a few practice tests from a barnes and noble in the section for the sats and acts might help if you feel a bit shaky. Best of luck, even as a puddle pirate!
#25 - Well maybe I'm an asshole then... Anyways it may or may not be… 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
#22 - Yes you can... but is it really difficult to not **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
User avatar #23 - lolollo (01/10/2015) [-]
It's not that difficult for you, and your mistake is in assuming that because it's not that difficult for you, it must not be that difficult for everyone else. Everyone's different, intellectually and physically.

Hence why I said "absolutely no insight or creativity". I may agree with you when you say that the military isn't that intellectually challenging, but that's between the two of us. I'm not going to downplay when someone else has a hard time with it. I may not understand it, but I won't insult them as a person. I'm sure I have downsides that they have absolutely no trouble with.

Because I'm not an asshole.
User avatar #25 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Well maybe I'm an asshole then... Anyways it may or may not be his fault.
#20 - the words flunked out imply failing in some schooling. Althoug…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
User avatar #21 - lolollo (01/10/2015) [-]
I realize it's intellectually underwhelming, but it still begs the question if you have to say something like "So long as you can do all of this shit, it's easy" when you can fuck up any of those things. You make it sound like those are only tangential points.

"So long as you have a high pain tolerance, can stay awake for long periods of time with ease, are a marathon runner, and are essentially immortal when it comes to your health, training to become a Navy Seal is a walk in the park."
User avatar #22 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you can... but is it really difficult to not fuck up those things I said? Obey the law... easy. Have a functioning brain... easy. The only thing that is more difficult is maintaining your physical well being, but unless you have a nearly crippling injury you won't be medically separated.
User avatar #23 - lolollo (01/10/2015) [-]
It's not that difficult for you, and your mistake is in assuming that because it's not that difficult for you, it must not be that difficult for everyone else. Everyone's different, intellectually and physically.

Hence why I said "absolutely no insight or creativity". I may agree with you when you say that the military isn't that intellectually challenging, but that's between the two of us. I'm not going to downplay when someone else has a hard time with it. I may not understand it, but I won't insult them as a person. I'm sure I have downsides that they have absolutely no trouble with.

Because I'm not an asshole.
User avatar #25 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Well maybe I'm an asshole then... Anyways it may or may not be his fault.
#12 - Speaking as a service member you must be dumber than a box of …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/10/2015 on No Hockey fights! 0
User avatar #33 - angelious (01/10/2015) [-]
yes because ones personality is such a good mark of intelligence....
#26 - tyroneisanigger (01/10/2015) [-]
If you're a service member, can I ask what your scored on ASVAB? I took a pre test once and got a 46, which the recrutier I talked with said that was an ok/average score the most high school seniors, which I was when I took the Pre test for ASVAB. I'm looking into going into the Coastguard.
User avatar #28 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
I got a 99... So I may not be the least biased individual as far as opinion on intelligence in the services.
#29 - tyroneisanigger (01/10/2015) [-]
Is 99 a high score? I spoke with the recruiter for the Coastguard and said they require one of the highest scores in the military, of a 50.
User avatar #30 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Well the ASVAB works on a percentile system from 1 to 99. Maybe your pre asvab was different? I don't remember mine as it was awhile ago. Also, I believe Navy Nuclear guys require the top scores...
#31 - tyroneisanigger (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm talking about as far as military branches in general not specific career, which I think Nuclear techs for the navy is a career? It may have been different as it took me 25 minutes, and I've been told the ASVAB usually takes 3-4 hours to complete. I'm mostly confident in my test taking abilities but what worries me is the Math/Arithmetic reasoning section, I've never taken anything higher than Algebra in HS, and didn't take any math during a year in college for a certificate in criminal justice, other than Math I feel confident on this.
User avatar #32 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Military branches in general... either Air Force or Navy, but Idk much about coasties. You should be fine, but getting a few practice tests from a barnes and noble in the section for the sats and acts might help if you feel a bit shaky. Best of luck, even as a puddle pirate!
User avatar #16 - lolollo (01/10/2015) [-]
You can flunk out of the military for a multitude of reasons that don't necessarily include intellectual capacity. If your stance is seriously "REALLY!? CUZ IT'S SUPER EASY!" then...well my guess is you're precisely the reason the perception is that it's super easy.

Absolutely no insight or creativity to think of any other reason why someone wouldn't be cut out for service.
User avatar #20 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
the words flunked out imply failing in some schooling. Although maybe they simply meant they were discharged. I know there are other ways to be kicked, but if you can physically hack it, don't be a fuckhead out in town or get in legal trouble, and have at least a dim bulb in your head you will make it through at least your first contract.
User avatar #21 - lolollo (01/10/2015) [-]
I realize it's intellectually underwhelming, but it still begs the question if you have to say something like "So long as you can do all of this shit, it's easy" when you can fuck up any of those things. You make it sound like those are only tangential points.

"So long as you have a high pain tolerance, can stay awake for long periods of time with ease, are a marathon runner, and are essentially immortal when it comes to your health, training to become a Navy Seal is a walk in the park."
User avatar #22 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Yes you can... but is it really difficult to not fuck up those things I said? Obey the law... easy. Have a functioning brain... easy. The only thing that is more difficult is maintaining your physical well being, but unless you have a nearly crippling injury you won't be medically separated.
User avatar #23 - lolollo (01/10/2015) [-]
It's not that difficult for you, and your mistake is in assuming that because it's not that difficult for you, it must not be that difficult for everyone else. Everyone's different, intellectually and physically.

Hence why I said "absolutely no insight or creativity". I may agree with you when you say that the military isn't that intellectually challenging, but that's between the two of us. I'm not going to downplay when someone else has a hard time with it. I may not understand it, but I won't insult them as a person. I'm sure I have downsides that they have absolutely no trouble with.

Because I'm not an asshole.
User avatar #25 - blergle (01/10/2015) [-]
Well maybe I'm an asshole then... Anyways it may or may not be his fault.
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#29 - It's a cute joke, but honestly if a woman expects to be able t…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on The best gift of all +7
#94 - franzharper (12/24/2014) [-]
what if its the first time anal
User avatar #47 - sumerfag (12/24/2014) [-]
who said the booty was for sex? who said they're in a relationship?
User avatar #33 - captainprincess (12/24/2014) [-]
Who says booty in a box is all he's getting that year

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