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blckmamba

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Gender: female
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: ps1, ps2, ps3, xbox, wii, nintendo ds, psp, nintendo 64, gameboy color, gameboy advance
PSN: burritomamba
Interests: hiking, exploring, paranormal, food, conspiracies, stephen king, game of thrones, bacon, whiskey, rum, adventure time, regular show, dragon ball z, batman, movies, heavy metal, rock, disco, and much more.
Date Signed Up:9/21/2010
Last Login:7/22/2015
Location:California
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Subscribers:36
Content Views:2006107
Times Content Favorited:5100 times
Total Comments Made:1271
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Favorite Tags: i (4) | You (4) | Love (3) | hi (2) | Inception (2)
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latest user's comments

#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on anon is depressed +3
User avatar #9 - fuckthepopo (07/02/2015) [-]
>3 second webm

Kill yourself
User avatar #24 - madhatmagic (07/03/2015) [-]
Not to be a dick but I think it's supposed to be a gif that got turned into a webm from Admin's new shit filter thing.
#505 - **blckmamba used "*roll picture*"** **blckmamba rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#519 - canichaikait (06/30/2015) [-]
#16 - Totally agree. I commented on here, I dated a guy who was shor…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Girl vs Guy on YikYak +4
User avatar #17 - yousaygoodbye (06/08/2015) [-]
I hate people
#8 - I used to think it was an issue of security. Maybe a tall guy …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Girl vs Guy on YikYak +8
User avatar #14 - yousaygoodbye (06/08/2015) [-]
I can see that I guess. Like a natural instinct of protection. But for someone to say they won't even consider someone because of their height is just stupid. You can have preferences but dont discount everyone who doesn't match your perfect mate
User avatar #16 - blckmamba (06/08/2015) [-]
Totally agree. I commented on here, I dated a guy who was shorter than me and people used to make him feel bad about it. So sometimes, it's also the people around that make it hard. I didn't care, cause I liked him for who he was. But I could see some people being embarrassed at either end.
User avatar #17 - yousaygoodbye (06/08/2015) [-]
I hate people
#6 - I dated a guy who was shorter than me when I was in high schoo… 06/08/2015 on Girl vs Guy on YikYak +1
#1003 - They were devoured. 06/04/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest 0
#820 - Me and my peep.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest +3
User avatar #872 - xtwinblade (06/04/2015) [-]
Did you loose your arms and legs?
User avatar #1003 - blckmamba (06/04/2015) [-]
They were devoured.
#7 - Picture 06/02/2015 on RAGE TIME! We'd rather be... 0
#772 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on I could use a a big hand... +1
#992 - luqmanr Comment deleted by blckmamba
#22 - I am clumsy as **** . During a hike, I slipped and slid …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Don't know if funny or... +4
#61 - alimais (05/02/2015) [-]
Well, at least your hill had no fire or was burned

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Comments(127):

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#127 - dewdomg (04/20/2015) [-]
Hi
Hi
User avatar #123 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
Could you check/accept my trade?
User avatar #124 to #123 - blckmamba (10/30/2013) [-]
Just did.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
Cheers man/woman
#117 - unknownmamba (09/11/2013) [-]
I see how it be
User avatar #118 to #117 - blckmamba (09/11/2013) [-]
lol unknown mamba? How'd you come up with that name? lol
User avatar #119 to #118 - unknownmamba (09/11/2013) [-]
Well
www.funnyjunk.com/user/kobemamba
This is my other account basically I'm a fan of Kobe Bryant the Black Mamba
#120 to #119 - blckmamba (09/11/2013) [-]
ohhhh. I'm a fan of this gal. Baddest mamba yet.
ohhhh. I'm a fan of this gal. Baddest mamba yet.
#121 to #120 - unknownmamba (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh yours is Kill Bill, I get it those were fantastic movies....pretty sure a Kill Bill 3 is coming out, which is odd considering...well you know

Black mambas are just awesome in general
User avatar #122 to #121 - blckmamba (09/11/2013) [-]
ha yeah. But Kill BIll 3 is going to focus on Copperhead's daughter. or I think it is.

But yeah, black mamba's are awesome.
#115 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #106 - klotrock (05/07/2013) [-]
Is your name a reference to the character in Kill Bill who is called that?
User avatar #107 to #106 - blckmamba (05/07/2013) [-]
yes.
#104 - superbla (05/03/2013) [-]
Wait isn't the name of your account the name of a porn movie...?
User avatar #105 to #104 - blckmamba (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't think so... lol
User avatar #108 to #105 - superbla (05/08/2013) [-]
Yup, it is! haha!
User avatar #109 to #108 - blckmamba (05/08/2013) [-]
I need to see it lol
User avatar #111 to #109 - superbla (05/08/2013) [-]
Done fapping? hahaha!
User avatar #110 to #109 - superbla (05/08/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link It's this! You seem to be a girl, I thought you people hated porn! haha
User avatar #112 to #110 - blckmamba (05/08/2013) [-]
I'll check it out at home. lol.
#113 to #112 - superbla (05/10/2013) [-]
How was it? haha
User avatar #114 to #113 - blckmamba (05/13/2013) [-]
damn it. I forgot to watch it. i think i ended up on /b/ looking for some NIN lost video and it turned out to be crazy graphic. lol
#102 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
No offense, but i think that you might be a guy, not because you play these games and go on the internet and whatever, but because your comments make it seem like your trying way to hard to be a girl. Or your a tranny, no offense lol
User avatar #103 to #102 - blckmamba (01/24/2013) [-]
lol why thank you. I am a girl though. I guess I'm funny? lol.
User avatar #99 - beefniblets (08/30/2012) [-]
You should play combat arms :l
User avatar #100 to #99 - blckmamba (08/31/2012) [-]
is it good? I might...
#101 to #100 - beefniblets (09/01/2012) [-]
Its the most fun i've had in a while.. you have skype? If you pm me your username ill help you setup :3
User avatar #88 - mehbutton (08/08/2012) [-]
YOU'RE A GIRL........ON THE INTERNET!?!?!?!?!?
#89 to #88 - blckmamba (08/08/2012) [-]
yes...yes I am....
yes...yes I am....
#90 to #89 - mehbutton (08/08/2012) [-]
AND YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES
AND YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES
#91 to #90 - blckmamba (08/08/2012) [-]
yes....correct again.
yes....correct again.
#92 to #91 - mehbutton (08/08/2012) [-]
MARRY ME
MARRY ME
#93 to #92 - blckmamba (08/09/2012) [-]
let's do it!
let's do it!
#94 to #93 - mehbutton (08/09/2012) [-]
soooooooooooo......Will you marry me?
soooooooooooo......Will you marry me?
#95 to #94 - blckmamba (08/09/2012) [-]
why the 			****		 not? lol
why the **** not? lol
User avatar #96 to #95 - mehbutton (08/09/2012) [-]
i dont know what to do with myself now lol
User avatar #97 to #96 - blckmamba (08/09/2012) [-]
haha. fap. it always helps :D lol
#98 to #97 - mehbutton (08/10/2012) [-]
I mean if you want to send me something lol ok will do.
I mean if you want to send me something lol ok will do.
User avatar #86 - beefniblets (08/05/2012) [-]
If you were Africa i'd bring you water<3
#84 - mehbutton (08/04/2012) [-]
:O you play ps3, what games?
:O you play ps3, what games?
#85 to #84 - blckmamba (08/04/2012) [-]
hello there mebutton!   
   
I honestly haven't played much since metal gear online closed ): I was on that every damn day.    
I only play dead nation at the moment. D:    
I'm debating on what game to get since I loved mgo so much &lt;/3
hello there mebutton!

I honestly haven't played much since metal gear online closed ): I was on that every damn day.
I only play dead nation at the moment. D:
I'm debating on what game to get since I loved mgo so much </3
#72 - TheOriginalNerd (01/23/2012) [-]
&gt;sees some of ur comments and thinks you are funny   
&gt;comes here to tell you   
&gt;see other comments   
&gt;just a sea of horny guys asking for boobs   
&gt;mfw
>sees some of ur comments and thinks you are funny
>comes here to tell you
>see other comments
>just a sea of horny guys asking for boobs
>mfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - blckmamba (01/23/2012) [-]
lol why thank you sir. (:

I should keep my identity hidden and pretend I am a guy O: but my comments look girly ahaha :P
User avatar #74 to #73 - TheOriginalNerd (01/24/2012) [-]
they do, emoticons and such, so i guess that will be a chore for you.... whenever a guy asks for tits u could just send them to /z/ if u know what that is
User avatar #75 to #74 - blckmamba (01/24/2012) [-]
lol!!! I should send them there.
I hate that picture D: lol
User avatar #76 to #75 - TheOriginalNerd (01/24/2012) [-]
its a scary ass picture.... so may i ask.... are you a /b/ sisteR?
User avatar #77 to #76 - blckmamba (01/24/2012) [-]
lol for a guy it is. I'm just like why would someone do that ? haha

I'm just an anon on /b/
seen too much though. toooo much. lol
User avatar #78 to #77 - TheOriginalNerd (01/24/2012) [-]
same o.o... have u ever posted anything? and i think i will stay an anon
User avatar #79 to #78 - blckmamba (01/24/2012) [-]
just on /gif/ haha.
User avatar #80 to #79 - TheOriginalNerd (01/24/2012) [-]
ah. yeah ive never had anything to post really lol
User avatar #81 to #80 - blckmamba (01/24/2012) [-]
I've been on the internet too long... lol
User avatar #82 to #81 - TheOriginalNerd (01/24/2012) [-]
how long is too long lol, because i had since discovered the internet 3 years ago. hbu?
User avatar #83 to #82 - blckmamba (01/24/2012) [-]
lol oh gawd. mhmmmm. 7 years ago? it's been very long. lol
#68 - Trison (09/19/2011) [-]
your hot xD
User avatar #69 to #68 - blckmamba (09/20/2011) [-]
O.o lol thanks :D
#66 - mrnsfwman (07/23/2011) [-]
You should do **** :3
User avatar #67 to #66 - blckmamba (07/23/2011) [-]
lol never! :P
User avatar #61 - tohnado (06/09/2011) [-]
Your content's pretty good. Keep it up!
User avatar #62 to #61 - blckmamba (06/09/2011) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #63 to #62 - tohnado (06/16/2011) [-]
Haha anytime!
#59 - ironpns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #60 to #59 - blckmamba (04/20/2011) [-]
lol O.o
#50 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #58 to #50 - blckmamba (04/14/2011) [-]
wtf? lol
User avatar #30 - trumpetman (11/27/2010) [-]
It's 46 degrees here lol somewhat cold. In my opinion, the colder the better
#51 to #30 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #31 to #30 - blckmamba (11/28/2010) [-]
ohreally? damn. lol i like cold weather but not that cold. XD
#52 to #31 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - trumpetman (11/28/2010) [-]
You should have been here last night!! It was 32, and I could swear I saw snow flakes.
I had two pairs of thick socks on lol
#53 to #32 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - blckmamba (11/28/2010) [-]
lol! it was 43 here lol!
#54 to #33 - anon (04/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - trumpetman (11/28/2010) [-]
geez!
User avatar #35 to #34 - trumpetman (11/28/2010) [-]
it gets colder every day lol. Can't wait until it snows!
User avatar #36 to #35 - blckmamba (11/28/2010) [-]
I wish it would snow here :I lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - trumpetman (11/28/2010) [-]
It doesn't snow there? Then you should come up to my place! lol
User avatar #38 to #37 - blckmamba (11/28/2010) [-]
lmao it snows in the colder places. but i'm close to the beach :D
User avatar #39 to #38 - trumpetman (11/28/2010) [-]
Lucky. I miss living on the beach.
It must be pretty fun for you
User avatar #40 to #39 - blckmamba (11/28/2010) [-]
some days. lol. i hate the heat. lol
User avatar #41 to #40 - trumpetman (11/29/2010) [-]
Same here. Once I get the chance, I'm getting out of state to a colder place.
If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? lol
User avatar #42 to #41 - blckmamba (11/29/2010) [-]
lol. how old do i look?
User avatar #43 to #42 - trumpetman (11/29/2010) [-]
I never really got a good pic of you lol I the one of you is a little too small to tell lol
User avatar #44 to #43 - blckmamba (11/29/2010) [-]
oh well i don't like putting pics of myself up. lol not an attention whore. XD
User avatar #45 to #44 - trumpetman (11/29/2010) [-]
Haha well that's good to know.
Not even one pic? Like the one i've got?
User avatar #46 to #45 - blckmamba (11/29/2010) [-]
no lol :D
User avatar #47 to #46 - trumpetman (11/29/2010) [-]
haha well alrighty then.
lol
How can I persuade you? :D
User avatar #48 to #47 - blckmamba (11/29/2010) [-]
not gonna happen. trust me. :]
how old are you? o.o
User avatar #49 to #48 - trumpetman (11/30/2010) [-]
how old do I look??
hahahahaha lol
User avatar #9 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
Whats up?
User avatar #10 to #9 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
not much. chillen. you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
I'm doinging alright thanks!
At the moment though with a prick... on this website
User avatar #12 to #11 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
how come?
User avatar #13 to #12 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
Hata's gonna hate lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
lol. indeed.
how long have u been on fj?
User avatar #15 to #14 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
I've been looking at this website for several years, but finally joining a couple days ago. You?

http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/12854726/#c20
User avatar #16 to #15 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
The link above is of the small argument I'm in with this person
User avatar #17 to #16 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
some people are stupid. i was arguing with some tards about the stupid zombie apocalypse posts. they're annoying and not funny at all.
User avatar #18 to #17 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
My point exactly!! Stupid people..
User avatar #19 to #18 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
lol yeah.
User avatar #20 to #19 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
You know... last time I checked, you weren't located in my pants lol!
User avatar #21 to #20 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
lol that's good to know.
User avatar #22 to #21 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
LOL you don't understand where I'm getting at do you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - blckmamba (11/26/2010) [-]
trying not to. hahaa.
User avatar #24 to #23 - trumpetman (11/26/2010) [-]
haha lol look up at your setting for Location... What does it say?
User avatar #25 to #24 - blckmamba (11/27/2010) [-]
I know. XD
User avatar #26 to #25 - trumpetman (11/27/2010) [-]
xD
If you don't mind me asking... where are you located for real?
User avatar #27 to #26 - blckmamba (11/27/2010) [-]
somewhere in the west coast. lol
User avatar #28 to #27 - trumpetman (11/27/2010) [-]
Oh cool.
Guess I'm representing the East Coast then haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - blckmamba (11/27/2010) [-]
haha. is it cold over there?
its freezing here!
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