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Date Signed Up:3/26/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#26802
Highest Content Rank:#5283
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#3621630 - ***** your first name is the same as your last name  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3621668 - davidavidson (04/28/2013) [-]
Hur so smrt!!!1
#922 - SOHHH-BAH  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Languages 0
User avatar #923 - spelly (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#3621587 - All my toads are warriors in my heart  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3621596 - blobboy (04/28/2013) [-]
How romantic.
#920 - O-BLOCK  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Languages 0
User avatar #921 - spelly (04/28/2013) [-]
Hi blasty.
User avatar #922 - blastizard (04/28/2013) [-]
SOHHH-BAH
User avatar #923 - spelly (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#3621571 - Buying toads Selling all of my items  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3621578 - blobboy (04/28/2013) [-]
What ever happened to your toad warrior? Didn't you have one?
User avatar #3621587 - blastizard (04/28/2013) [-]
All my toads are warriors in my heart
User avatar #3621596 - blobboy (04/28/2013) [-]
How romantic.
#3621564 - Sell me your toads  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3621573 - olimpa (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't think that holds relevance to my token question...
#3621556 - SOHSAH 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621552 - 3HUNNA  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items -2
#3621555 - iudicium has deleted their comment.
#3621542 - O-BLOCK 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621537 - BANG BANG 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621530 - SKUDDAH 04/28/2013 on Play items +2
#3621512 - Buying toads 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621509 - Pets suck 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621487 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621473 - You need 100 to make an arch demon 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621452 - You have no toads You should probably smoke until you get …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3621456 - thekillerwalrus (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't have lungs.
User avatar #3621461 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
i have lungs
you can use those to house the cancer
User avatar #3621462 - thekillerwalrus (04/28/2013) [-]
Deal :D
#3621439 - wethepixel  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3621450 - wethepixel (04/28/2013) [-]
You're a toad.
#848 - SKUDDUH  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Hide N' Seek 0
User avatar #849 - avoideduniform (04/28/2013) [-]
huhuh
#3621396 - I was banned for that too  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3621409 - twi (04/28/2013) [-]
good times
#3621381 - Blastizard's ToadHouse is devoted to excellence in fly catchin… 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621360 - And nightmare potions 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621357 - Selling RITs 25:1 for toads  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3621360 - blastizard (04/28/2013) [-]
And nightmare potions
#3621337 - He's buying a harpoon so he can impale and cook toads …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3621350 - khl (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes and the I will force the remains in one of the sandwiches and eat them while riding a pony abomination
#3621361 - pogs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3621369 - khl (04/28/2013) [-]
fine I will just keep these RITs & token to myself then.....
#3621379 - pogs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3621381 - blastizard (04/28/2013) [-]
Blastizard's ToadHouse is devoted to excellence in fly catching, hopping, and croaking, and to developing toads in many disciplines who make a difference globally. ToadHouse faculty are engaged with teaching and research to push the boundaries of toad knowledge. For students who are excited to investigate the biggest issues of the 21st century, ToadHouse offers an unparalleled student experience and a generous financial aid program, with over $160 million awarded to more than 60% of our undergraduate toads. The ToadHouse has twelve degree-granting Schools in addition to the Ribbitribbit Institute for Advanced Study, offering a truly global education.
#3621331 - I got an insanity egg today 04/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3621323 - I have 10,000 toads  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Play items +1
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User avatar #3621329 - wethepixel (04/28/2013) [-]
You're soooo jelly.

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User avatar #3082 - ccosenzai (10/25/2014) [-]
**ccosenzai rolled comment #38 ** :
I think "It's not Windows 8" is good enough to get people to use it.
User avatar #3083 to #3082 - blastizard (10/26/2014) [-]
**blastizard rolled comment #2312941 ** :
night
User avatar #3079 - spelly (09/01/2014) [-]
i hate you
#3078 - avoideduniform (08/23/2014) [-]
Hello sexi
User avatar #3072 - jettom ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
exrflarion sends his greetings
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - blastizard (08/20/2014) [-]
Is he really that short
User avatar #3074 to #3073 - jettom ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - blastizard (08/20/2014) [-]
All I remember is him being cute and short
User avatar #3076 to #3075 - jettom ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
yeah he's short
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - blastizard (08/20/2014) [-]
Well I'm glad nothing's changed
User avatar #3081 to #3077 - exrflarion (09/19/2014) [-]
5"6 or something
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - blastizard (07/17/2014) [-]
Wow it's been a while
#3066 to #3065 - TonHyukOTP (07/17/2014) [-]
I know right. The 						****					 you up to bruh?
I know right. The **** you up to bruh?
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - blastizard (07/19/2014) [-]
Well lately I've been getting into volleyball, and my mom just became obsessed with Korean dramas and movies and all that so it's a little awkward
User avatar #3068 to #3067 - TonHyukOTP (07/19/2014) [-]
This is gonna be real racist but I cannot help being amused when the blaq folk get into the K culture. I mean I'm sure from a Korean perspective, white folk are just as ridiculously amusing. Hah. Racism.

Good luck with volley ball. Win some **** and become world famous and be all like, TONHYUKOTP IS THE REASON I WON and **** . Yeah.
User avatar #3069 to #3068 - blastizard (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty decent at volleyball right now, but I'm getting better pretty fast, so soon I'll be the ******* Mr T of volleyball.

So what's been going on with you?
User avatar #3070 to #3069 - TonHyukOTP (07/19/2014) [-]
Calling yourself Mr T is also kinda racist I'm just saying.

Not much, chillin, being cool and **** . Working at Dunkin Donuts cause I'm a cool kid like that.
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - blastizard (07/19/2014) [-]
I wanted to say George Bush but I'm pretty sure he's bad at volleyball

I'm looking for a job myself right now, but I think I might just babysit my neighbor's kids.
User avatar #3062 - shrike (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey man! Still black as usual?
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - blastizard (07/11/2014) [-]
Nope, I've undergone a skin change.

My new name is now José Maria De Las Mercedes Acosta Teresita Del Niño Jesús
#3060 - jettom ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
White pride.
White pride.
User avatar #3059 - ancientchaos (05/12/2014) [-]
nevr 4get
User avatar #3058 - abbieru (05/12/2014) [-]
Corn dogs are superior food
User avatar #3061 to #3058 - blastizard (05/31/2014) [-]
I really like corn dogs
#3055 - jettom ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #3051 - wrinklynewt (03/15/2014) [-]
why does it seem like you're always online but never do anything?
User avatar #3052 to #3051 - blastizard (03/15/2014) [-]
I like to read the comments on hating board

But I don't really want to do anything on this website anymore
User avatar #3053 to #3052 - wrinklynewt (03/15/2014) [-]
fair enough
#3050 - jettom ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #3045 - ied (01/11/2014) [-]
you have account ******
dont you
User avatar #3046 to #3045 - blastizard (01/11/2014) [-]
Not really
User avatar #3047 to #3046 - ied (01/11/2014) [-]
who does? D:
#3043 - jettom ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Happy new year.
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - blastizard (01/01/2014) [-]
You too
User avatar #3042 - krizz (12/27/2013) [-]
***** U OUGHTA GET SUM ITEMS REAL QUICK OR ELSE!!!
User avatar #3041 - odio (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #3040 - djequalizee (11/27/2013) [-]
RIP
User avatar #3027 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
Player - Baby Come Back

It's asuka/chicomole btw
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - blastizard (11/01/2013) [-]
I would come back, but I really don't want to
User avatar #3029 to #3028 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
Dats understandable. I only came back recently.
So how are ya blast.
User avatar #3030 to #3029 - blastizard (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty good, I just got back from watching Insidious with some friends.
User avatar #3031 to #3030 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
Dats good to hear,
dat movie any good?
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - blastizard (11/01/2013) [-]
It sucks ass

It's one of those movies you'd only watch if someone else is with you
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
What was so bad about it?
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - blastizard (11/01/2013) [-]
It just had no suspense, like you would know when something was gonna jump out at you

and this stupid bitch turns on lamps to read when it's ******* daytime outside
User avatar #3035 to #3034 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
Odd since i heard my brother tellin me dat he loved dat movie.
Hue, nice to know common sense is still not in movies.
User avatar #3036 to #3035 - blastizard (11/01/2013) [-]
I heard the sequel was worse than the first one
User avatar #3037 to #3036 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
Didn't even knew it had a sequel.
You heard about the new paranormal activity movie comin out soon?
It's beyond terrible just by the trailer of it.
User avatar #3038 to #3037 - blastizard (11/01/2013) [-]
I had heard they made a black version of paranormal activity

I wanted to watch it on netflix but it's one of those things that i don't wanna do unless someone else wants me to
User avatar #3039 to #3038 - deadninja (11/01/2013) [-]
Yeh dat was the parody one of it,
it's better to watch it with someone else too, i watched it with my sis and it's a rather good movie.
User avatar #3014 - derpyhoovesretard (10/18/2013) [-]
hows it going?
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - blastizard (10/18/2013) [-]
I'm good
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - derpyhoovesretard (10/18/2013) [-]
Not bad, not bad. Take care, homie.
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