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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/26/2012
Last Login:5/27/2016
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#3622453 - Doesn't testing have that 04/28/2013 on Play items -3
#3622436 - Sell me toads please 04/28/2013 on Play items -2
#3622427 - Are you quitting? 04/28/2013 on Play items -2
#3622392 - **blastizard rolls 52** 04/28/2013 on Play items -3
#3622351 - s 04/28/2013 on Play items -2
#3622344 - t 04/28/2013 on Play items -2
#3622323 - You're not famous enough to have your account restored 04/28/2013 on Play items -1
#3622315 - Thanks 04/28/2013 on Play items -1
#3622265 - fullretard 04/28/2013 on Play items -3
#3622241 - Selling for toads and nightmare potions 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3622234 - Both 04/28/2013 on Play items -1
#3622214 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Play items -2
#3622185 - So anyways buying toads 04/28/2013 on Play items -5
#3622164 - toastformer 04/28/2013 on Play items -5
#3622138 - Dammit I didn't get it 04/28/2013 on Play items -4
#3622079 - It was a good trade 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3622039 - **blastizard rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at … 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621927 - Yes 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621877 - Toads 04/28/2013 on Play items +2
#3621861 - Yes 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621802 - 100 of every food item  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Play items +1
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#3621817 - olimpa (04/28/2013) [-]
that legit?
#3621789 - **blastizard rolled a random comment #323251 posted by jim… 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621785 - Buying toads Selling everything 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621718 - It chokes 04/28/2013 on Play items -1
#3621696 - You have period blood text  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3621703 - shadowrated (04/28/2013) [-]
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it's that time of the month again
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#3621700 - itsalright (04/28/2013) [-]
I am ashamed.
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#3099 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
You still live?
#3100 to #3099 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
yep
#3101 to #3100 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
What's up?
#3121 to #3101 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Most people just ignore the rats, in the same way you'd ignore a stray cat,

Some people see them as their own kin, indistinguishable from humans.

Now there's even a ******* broadway show with a rat as part of the main cast.
#3122 to #3121 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Shoot them both.
#3123 to #3122 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
the rats would surround me like crows and eat me lol
#3124 to #3123 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Then I don't know what to do
#3125 to #3124 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
So how's life been?
#3126 to #3125 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
GIF
Been rather good. Attending uni, moving out from my parents in 2 days, went to Japan for a month.
#3127 to #3126 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Ooooh what was it like in japan?
#3128 to #3127 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
It was really great. Went to the 3 big cities. Bought a lot of figurines. Ate a lot of great food. Best vacation I've had. Spent on average 30k yen every day (about 3k USD)
#3129 to #3128 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Damn that's a lot of money

What were the people there like?
#3130 to #3129 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Been saving up for a good while after all!

Really nice. Though that's probably because Norwegians think "stick to yourself. Strangers are stabbers who haven't chosen you as a victim" and Japanese think "Stick to yourself. Asking for help brings dishonor upon family."
#3131 to #3130 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Damn, here in America it's pretty normal to have conversations with conplete strangers, at least in NY lol
#3102 to #3101 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Nothing much, although I've actually really gotten into anime recently
#3103 to #3102 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
GIF
Oh really? What kind? Haven't seen you for years. Literally. Years. It's been years.
What am I doing with my life.
#3104 to #3103 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
I saw attack on titan last year and it spiraled me into watching a bunch of anime lol, but my favorite is Jojo's bizarre adventure, I can't get enough of that. And it really has been a while huh?
#3105 to #3104 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Like 2 years at least. What else you been up to recently? Supporting Trump I hope
#3106 to #3105 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
I kinda hope Trump wins the nomination just to see what happens, but if he actually becomes president i'd probably be deported to africa or some **** lol
#3107 to #3106 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
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he wont. He'll deport illegal aliens from Mexico.
Not anchor babies like you, sweetie. Though he'll make sure anchor babies are illegal in the future.

He'd actually do a lot good for the ghettoes overall. The Black Republican party officially endorses Trump, and 40% of all black republican voters support him.
#3108 to #3107 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
It's kinda suprising how much support he gets, and on the other hand most black democrats support Hilary even though she's an asscrack, but I don't really care who gets nominated anyway
#3109 to #3108 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
it makes sense. Obama didn't do his job properly and Donald has the biggest block of confidence America has seen and he's telling people in very easy-to-understand words how he's going to solve it.
#3110 to #3109 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
It's actually a good strategy the way Trump presents himself, it doesn't even matter what he's talking about at this point, he could talk about **** while ******** on the floor and gain voters lol
#3111 to #3110 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
"I could literally shoot a guy. Right here. On this stage. Right now. And you guys would still cheer me on. I have the most loyal supporters!" - less than 48 hours ago, from the Trumpstah himself.

#3112 to #3111 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
I think he knows how crazy his supporters are lol, it's like when he announced his campaign they all kinda just came out the backwoods
#3113 to #3112 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
They poured out of /pol/ like the heroes they are.

And a lot of angry dads got super angry over the year
#3114 to #3113 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
whoever becomes President, I just hope they get rid of all the ******* rats around here in NY lol, they've started moving out the subways and running around like they own the place
#3115 to #3114 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
Well Trump lives in New York so I'm sure he'd fix it.
Though if bloomberg starts his campaign he'd probably fix it even more.

Shouldn't your mayor fix that instead?
#3116 to #3115 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
They're trying, but it's really not working, before it snowed a rat came right up on my feet in the park, the ***** was not a normal rat it had no fear at all
#3117 to #3116 - jettom ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
You should import hippos to eat the rats.
#3118 to #3117 - blastizard ONLINE (01/27/2016) [-]
It'd work on normal rats, but these rats are HUGE, I swear to God the rats would eat the hippos, I saw a rat that grew so big it couldn't even walk properly
#3120 to #3118 - jettom ONLINE
(01/27/2016) [-]
The rats would eat the hippos? Then how do you suggest we fight them? OR?
#3119 to #3118 - blastizard ONLINE
(01/27/2016) [-]
word to my mother he was stuck walking like this for life
#3097 - jollypiratedonut (12/16/2015) [-]
#3098 to #3097 - blastizard ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
#3096 - ancientchaos (11/21/2015) [-]
GIF
#3089 - chewythewolftwo (05/07/2015) [-]
#3090 to #3089 - blastizard ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
what
#3091 to #3090 - chewythewolftwo (05/07/2015) [-]
I miss you brah
#3092 to #3091 - blastizard ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
Damn I just realized it's been like 3 years since I left
#3093 to #3092 - chewythewolftwo (05/07/2015) [-]
Yuuuuuuup.
I'll be 21 in like a couple weeks, it's nuts. I was on Random when I was 18
#3094 to #3093 - blastizard ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm about to be 18 in a couple of weeks what a coincidence
#3095 to #3094 - chewythewolftwo (05/08/2015) [-]
Daaaaaaamn. I forget that I'm older than people. Makes me feel like a senior citizen
#3086 - avoideduniform (04/30/2015) [-]
I miss you :L
#3087 to #3086 - blastizard ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
I miss u 2
#3088 to #3087 - avoideduniform (05/02/2015) [-]
ty
#3085 - jettom ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Do blacks even celebrate the new years?
No matter


HAPPY NEW YEARS AND ALL THAT **** BLASTI! MAY THE NEXT YEAR DO YOU AS GOOD AS THIS! RAWR!
#3084 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#3082 - ccosenzai (10/25/2014) [-]
**ccosenzai rolled comment #38 ** :
I think "It's not Windows 8" is good enough to get people to use it.
#3083 to #3082 - blastizard ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
**blastizard rolled comment #2312941 ** :
night
#3079 - spelly (09/01/2014) [-]
i hate you
#3080 to #3079 - blastizard ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
#3078 - avoideduniform (08/23/2014) [-]
Hello sexi