ok

Oh hey there buddy, whats going on?

Not much. Been busy with school, you?

I feel you on the school part, man. It ******* sucks.
But not much really, just working a lot and finally got a car.

School isn't so bad. Just finished my research paper. Nice man!

Research paper on what?
And thanks!

A 10 page paper on WW2

Geez, a 10 page paper?
That's ******* rough, man.

It wasn't too bad

Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol

Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space

What?? You had to write in cursive too??
Are your teachers the devil?

No I normally write in cursive

Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.

In some places

Very true good sir.

Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday

**** now they are

Is that even a question?
Of course I remember you! What going on, man??

LIAAA

Nun much tho... Got fired from my job, got my wallet stolen, then I got 2 more jobs so i'm working 2 jobs now.... Finally till I can get a industrial job paying a what I make in 2 hours between the jobs in one hour...

What's going on with yourself tho... Haven't heard much form you and lost the number so no texts...

Oh geez, thats really rough. Bad luck, huh? That two jobs thing must really be doing
a number on you... Where are you working?

Not much man, just been chilling, making music. I've got a little job so its quite
nice and keeps me busy. Ya I lost your number too lol. I got a new phone and couldn't
remember your number for the life of me.

One is working in a grill, cooking and serving breakfast and lunch from 5am to 2pm, and the other is at Harris Teeter, like Kroger, as a cashier working from like 9-10pm to 6-7 am on the days I'm off at the other place or I'll work the 4pm to 11pm when I got to work at the other place.
#MoMoneyMoBitches

I've tried making music, I haven't the patience for it...

I remember this... from when we were going to start a website together with me you and irwin lol that never happened

Wow that is a lot of work. If the pay isn't any good, is it at least any fun? And how
did you get your wallet stolen?? That must have been pretty annoying.

Music is quite hard, but it just takes some practice. Its kinda nice when you are able to
make something that sounds good and call it yours, haha. It's not for everyone tho.

Oh my god, ya I remember that. Didn't you have the website up for a little while?

Thanks, man.

What have you been up too ***** ?

What didn't work?

And why you sling the N word around so much for?

Trying to talk to her parents.. They think I'm a stalker and don't want me talking to her anymore

I don't know why I'm saying it so much

Haha, what?? What did you say to them?
You dun goofed, kid.

No pu-tang for you.

I told them Hi

I guess I came on too strong

******* hell man, you just meet them and you say "Hi"? Seriously? You're better
than that, I know you are.

You should have said "I wanna fuk yo bby gurl"

I had to do it through a message and that's the second message you send you gotta be smooth like greasy butter

Oh so it wasn't face to face?
And oh right I got chu. You're so smart.

Now he would shoot me for sure if I did it in person

Now my best friends sister is becoming a dicktease

Just chillin'. You know how it is. Been making music and have a job now so that's
pretty cool.

Anything new with you?

What instrument do you play? and nice where at?

I got a new girl thats about it lol

Mostly piano. I like produce it on the computer tho. And its at a Chinese restaurant, its
pretty nice.

That's cool, man. Is she a keeper?

Nice, I'm can play it too but I'm not the best and I'd wanna work at a place like that

She's pretty good overall except her parents don't like me

Ya its actually pretty sweet to be honest.

And oh no, what did you do...?

I didn't do anything except not introduce myself

Well go introduce yourself, you bum.

Gotta get it in good with the parents.

Attempting to

Godspeed, son.

That's probably what's gonna happen to me

Do you even remember me?

Haha and yes I remember you!
Why does everyone think I forgot about them?? I don't have dementia haha.

You've been gone for like a year *****

No way, has it really been a year?

I think so

**** , man.

Where does the time go?

I dunno

Time flys when you're doing nothing i suppose, haha...

**** didn't work *****

You've been working and doing other **** though

no.

I actually a comic you bum! Not a good comic, but a comic. Don't be sad.

Today goes in the history books!

Hooray!

I miss you more.

You're alive!

These words! They are true!

Welcome back!

Thanks!

<3

How have you been

Not too bad just been hangout out. Been working a lot and what not.

You?

Just about the same

Nice, man. Always good to take life slow for a bit.

I didnt make as much as I thought I would with this paycheck :C

You were expecting more digits?

I got taxed 60 to 70 dollars

Oof that sucks. ******* taxes man. No good.

*punches you in the guacamole *

*falls over and drops a molotov cocktail at your feet*

*puts guacamole in your loafers*

those arent my loafers

*takes guacamole out of those loafers*

*feeds you guacamole 4 times a day for 50 years*

*enjoys it thoroughly and fills your house with fresh guacamole*

*inserts guacamole up Blartons butt then hangs him upside down like a pinata outside a mexicans house and gives them sticks to hit him with*

I miss you man.

Hello old boy.

hoooly **** long time no seen, about 2 years

Hey d00d, and idk maybe...

If my stupid brain ever gets some funny ideas

I can try to help you put some idea's together. You got the skills and I sorta of the brains. But that's totally up to you buddy.

i did it u whore

good girl , now get back on your street corner

You don't, by any means, have the right to tell me what to do.

Pretty dang good, mate.

You?

Great

Good to hear

stupid gay ass smiley face

Heres a better smiley 8===''',==D
Anyway i've gotten a new car to work on and going to a dance

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding and ask me to give YOU
5000 FJ points?

do i have to go al polandball begging for charity

plox?

nah, you can have em'

knock yourself out

Lord Blarton
plox gibs FJ points
konradball is of beings sad

woah there jose

you said 5000

oh right

well i thought since you dont appear o use FJ points you might let me have the rest

u ded

nah br0 u ded

i tink u ded

meby we bof ded

i tink u moar ded tho

nah niga





nah u

u makin fun o' me m8?

m8 f i was makin fun of u den u wuld ****** no it cnt.

u best stop dis naggin or ill fukken nail ye nuts to teh wall u lil ****

lel catch me if u can tom hanks









cunt

u take back wat ye just said or ill kick ye fukken head in u bitch

watch yer self

Das ofensive i shud flag u...

listen kid i fukken reck ur head off if u threaten mi family again

act lik a bich get treetd lik a bich

shut up u lil fag ur mom is gay lel

top lel g00d cumbak

naht

u ungretful lil prick

thet wus the best i had