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blartonfairweather

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Facebook Profile: Too poor to afford one...
Youtube Channel: Heh?
Steam Profile: Ferkwhad
Consoles Owned: lolwut?
Video Games Played: Deadly Premonition
X-box Gamertag: lolwut?
PSN: No.
Interests: touching self in various places until climax is acheived
Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Location:TexASS
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5670
Highest Content Rank:#154
Highest Comment Rank:#7878
Content Thumbs: 36715 total,  41922 ,  5207
Comment Thumbs: 590 total,  667 ,  77
Content Level Progress: 92.7% (927/1000)
Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 158 Comments: Faptastic → Level 159 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:175
Content Views:1089303
Times Content Favorited:1963 times
Total Comments Made:3827
FJ Points:34856
Hi, I'm Blarton, nice to meet you. I make comics. They are bad, but so is communism, connect the dots.
Check out my music: https://soundcloud.com/malleablechild

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latest user's comments

#3645 - Why hello there! What going on? 04/15/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#3643 - No, clue, man. I guess my oc just isnt oc enough. And haha… 03/30/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#1381 - There are no limits. The only limit is you and your mind. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on seratyo's profile 0
#1382 - seratyo (02/28/2015) [-]
Sever your ties to this earth. Leave
Become one with the vast expanse of space. Become absorbed by it.
Fly to another planet. It's is home now.
Your family is there. They hate you.
But that does not matter. Now sever your ties to that earth.
attain peace.

I love deep, existential discussions!
#3641 - woah 02/28/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#5 - Yes! 02/18/2015 on Monsters 0
#3638 - Very true good sir.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
User avatar #3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar #3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#3636 - Oh, well alrighty then. I feel like cursive is a dying art.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
User avatar #3637 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
User avatar #3638 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
User avatar #3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar #3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#3634 - What?? You had to write in cursive too?? Are your teachers…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
User avatar #3635 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
No I normally write in cursive
User avatar #3636 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
User avatar #3637 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
User avatar #3638 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
User avatar #3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar #3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#3632 - Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
User avatar #3633 - nigalthornberry (02/16/2015) [-]
Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space
User avatar #3634 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
What?? You had to write in cursive too??
Are your teachers the devil?
User avatar #3635 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
No I normally write in cursive
User avatar #3636 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
User avatar #3637 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
User avatar #3638 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
User avatar #3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar #3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#64 - u got me 02/15/2015 on Pokemon Showdown 0

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#3453 - irwincardozo (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
this is your new sticky, k
this is your new sticky, k
User avatar #3644 - trojanmannn (04/14/2015) [-]
hai
User avatar #3645 to #3644 - blartonfairweather (04/15/2015) [-]
Why hello there!
What going on?
User avatar #3642 - Chesticles (03/30/2015) [-]
why dont you have any oc badges? Your comics are great man and you popped my comment cherry. You deserve more recognition bro... you should come on more often
User avatar #3643 to #3642 - blartonfairweather (03/30/2015) [-]
No, clue, man. I guess my oc just isnt oc enough.
And haha thank you very much I really appreciate it! Comments like that are
what keep me going. I try to come on as much as possible, but school and work keep
me pretty preoccupied
User avatar #3623 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2015) [-]
Hey
User avatar #3624 to #3623 - blartonfairweather (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh hey there buddy, whats going on?
User avatar #3625 to #3624 - nigalthornberry (02/12/2015) [-]
Not much. Been busy with school, you?
User avatar #3626 to #3625 - blartonfairweather (02/12/2015) [-]
I feel you on the school part, man. It ******* sucks.
But not much really, just working a lot and finally got a car.
User avatar #3627 to #3626 - nigalthornberry (02/13/2015) [-]
School isn't so bad. Just finished my research paper. Nice man!
User avatar #3628 to #3627 - blartonfairweather (02/14/2015) [-]
Research paper on what?
And thanks!
User avatar #3629 to #3628 - nigalthornberry (02/14/2015) [-]
A 10 page paper on WW2
User avatar #3630 to #3629 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2015) [-]
Geez, a 10 page paper?
That's ******* rough, man.
User avatar #3631 to #3630 - nigalthornberry (02/15/2015) [-]
It wasn't too bad
User avatar #3632 to #3631 - blartonfairweather (02/16/2015) [-]
Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol
User avatar #3633 to #3632 - nigalthornberry (02/16/2015) [-]
Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space
User avatar #3634 to #3633 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
What?? You had to write in cursive too??
Are your teachers the devil?
User avatar #3635 to #3634 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
No I normally write in cursive
User avatar #3636 to #3635 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
User avatar #3637 to #3636 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
User avatar #3638 to #3637 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
User avatar #3639 to #3638 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
**** now they are
#3622 - ttonynn (12/02/2014) [-]
dude, you are alive!
dude, you are alive!
User avatar #3621 - levelninetynine (07/28/2014) [-]
Glad to see that you're making comics again!
User avatar #3573 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
Do you even remember me... #sobsinternally
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Is that even a question?
Of course I remember you! What going on, man??
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
LIAAA

Nun much tho... Got fired from my job, got my wallet stolen, then I got 2 more jobs so i'm working 2 jobs now.... Finally till I can get a industrial job paying a what I make in 2 hours between the jobs in one hour...

What's going on with yourself tho... Haven't heard much form you and lost the number so no texts...
User avatar #3576 to #3575 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh geez, thats really rough. Bad luck, huh? That two jobs thing must really be doing
a number on you... Where are you working?

Not much man, just been chilling, making music. I've got a little job so its quite
nice and keeps me busy. Ya I lost your number too lol. I got a new phone and couldn't
remember your number for the life of me.
#3581 to #3576 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
One is working in a grill, cooking and serving breakfast and lunch from 5am to 2pm, and the other is at Harris Teeter, like Kroger, as a cashier working from like 9-10pm to 6-7 am on the days I'm off at the other place or I'll work the 4pm to 11pm when I got to work at the other place.
#MoMoneyMoBitches

I've tried making music, I haven't the patience for it...

I remember this... from when we were going to start a website together with me you and irwin lol that never happened
User avatar #3584 to #3581 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow that is a lot of work. If the pay isn't any good, is it at least any fun? And how
did you get your wallet stolen?? That must have been pretty annoying.

Music is quite hard, but it just takes some practice. Its kinda nice when you are able to
make something that sounds good and call it yours, haha. It's not for everyone tho.

Oh my god, ya I remember that. Didn't you have the website up for a little while?
User avatar #3564 - nigalthornberry (07/17/2014) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #3583 to #3565 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
What have you been up too ***** ?
User avatar #3613 to #3583 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
What didn't work?

And why you sling the N word around so much for?
User avatar #3614 to #3613 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
Trying to talk to her parents.. They think I'm a stalker and don't want me talking to her anymore

I don't know why I'm saying it so much
User avatar #3615 to #3614 - blartonfairweather (07/22/2014) [-]
Haha, what?? What did you say to them?
You dun goofed, kid.

No pu-tang for you.
User avatar #3616 to #3615 - nigalthornberry (07/22/2014) [-]
I told them Hi

I guess I came on too strong
User avatar #3617 to #3616 - blartonfairweather (07/22/2014) [-]
******* hell man, you just meet them and you say "Hi"? Seriously? You're better
than that, I know you are.

You should have said "I wanna fuk yo bby gurl"
User avatar #3618 to #3617 - nigalthornberry (07/22/2014) [-]
I had to do it through a message and that's the second message you send you gotta be smooth like greasy butter
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - blartonfairweather (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh so it wasn't face to face?
And oh right I got chu. You're so smart.
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - nigalthornberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Now he would shoot me for sure if I did it in person

Now my best friends sister is becoming a dicktease
User avatar #3585 to #3583 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Just chillin'. You know how it is. Been making music and have a job now so that's
pretty cool.

Anything new with you?
User avatar #3587 to #3585 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
What instrument do you play? and nice where at?

I got a new girl thats about it lol
User avatar #3589 to #3587 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Mostly piano. I like produce it on the computer tho. And its at a Chinese restaurant, its
pretty nice.

That's cool, man. Is she a keeper?
User avatar #3593 to #3589 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm can play it too but I'm not the best and I'd wanna work at a place like that

She's pretty good overall except her parents don't like me
User avatar #3598 to #3593 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya its actually pretty sweet to be honest.

And oh no, what did you do...?
User avatar #3599 to #3598 - nigalthornberry (07/20/2014) [-]
I didn't do anything except not introduce myself
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Well go introduce yourself, you bum.

Gotta get it in good with the parents.
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - nigalthornberry (07/20/2014) [-]
Attempting to
#3602 to #3601 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Godspeed, son.
Godspeed, son.
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
That's probably what's gonna happen to me

Do you even remember me?
User avatar #3604 to #3603 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Haha and yes I remember you!
Why does everyone think I forgot about them?? I don't have dementia haha.
User avatar #3605 to #3604 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
You've been gone for like a year *****
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
No way, has it really been a year?
User avatar #3607 to #3606 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
I think so
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
**** , man.

Where does the time go?
#3610 to #3609 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Time flys when you're doing nothing i suppose, haha...
User avatar #3612 to #3610 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
**** didn't work *****
User avatar #3611 to #3610 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
You've been working and doing other **** though
User avatar #3563 - eyelaughdahame ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Gib comic pls.
User avatar #3570 to #3569 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
I actually a comic you bum! Not a good comic, but a comic. Don't be sad.
#3571 to #3570 - eyelaughdahame ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Today goes in the history books!
Today goes in the history books!
User avatar #3562 - iNirvana (06/10/2014) [-]
I miss you friend.
#3568 to #3562 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2014) [-]
I miss you more.
I miss you more.
#3577 to #3568 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
You're alive!
You're alive!
#3578 to #3577 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
These words! They are true!
#3579 to #3578 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
#3588 to #3586 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
How have you been
How have you been
#3590 to #3588 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Not too bad just been hangout out. Been working a lot and what not.   
   
You?
Not too bad just been hangout out. Been working a lot and what not.

You?
User avatar #3591 to #3590 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
Just about the same
#3592 to #3591 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Nice, man. Always good to take life slow for a bit.
Nice, man. Always good to take life slow for a bit.
#3594 to #3592 - iNirvana (07/19/2014) [-]
I didnt make as much as I thought I would with this paycheck :C
#3595 to #3594 - blartonfairweather (07/19/2014) [-]
You were expecting more digits?
#3596 to #3595 - iNirvana (07/19/2014) [-]
I got taxed 60 to 70 dollars
I got taxed 60 to 70 dollars
#3597 to #3596 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Oof that sucks. ******* taxes man. No good.
User avatar #3560 - nigalthornberry (04/14/2014) [-]
You need to start getting on more even if you don't make comics.
User avatar #3550 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*burns everything you love*
User avatar #3552 to #3550 - blartonfairweather (03/22/2014) [-]
*punches you in the guacamole *
User avatar #3553 to #3552 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*falls over and drops a molotov cocktail at your feet*
User avatar #3554 to #3553 - blartonfairweather (03/22/2014) [-]
*puts guacamole in your loafers*
User avatar #3555 to #3554 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
those arent my loafers
User avatar #3556 to #3555 - blartonfairweather (03/22/2014) [-]
*takes guacamole out of those loafers*
User avatar #3557 to #3556 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*feeds you guacamole 4 times a day for 50 years*
User avatar #3558 to #3557 - blartonfairweather (03/23/2014) [-]
*enjoys it thoroughly and fills your house with fresh guacamole*
User avatar #3559 to #3558 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*inserts guacamole up Blartons butt then hangs him upside down like a pinata outside a mexicans house and gives them sticks to hit him with*
#3549 - zzjames (03/21/2014) [-]
I miss you Blarton, we've had some good moments.
I miss you Blarton, we've had some good moments.
User avatar #3547 - mrvalane (02/25/2014) [-]
Miss your comics man.
User avatar #3548 to #3547 - blartonfairweather (03/09/2014) [-]
I miss you man.
#3539 - eddard (02/14/2014) [-]
Hello, old friend .
User avatar #3546 to #3540 - kosmojunk (02/23/2014) [-]
hoooly **** long time no seen, about 2 years
User avatar #3538 - levelninetynine (02/11/2014) [-]
Hello, long time no talk! Are you planning on making any comics in the near future? I sure do miss em'!
User avatar #3541 to #3538 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2014) [-]
Hey d00d, and idk maybe...

If my stupid brain ever gets some funny ideas
User avatar #3542 to #3541 - levelninetynine (02/15/2014) [-]
I can try to help you put some idea's together. You got the skills and I sorta of the brains. But that's totally up to you buddy.
User avatar #3531 - konradkurze (02/06/2014) [-]
Blarton
I summon thee
User avatar #3530 - konradkurze (02/06/2014) [-]
BLARTON
trade plox

can i plox have the 5000 fj points we agreed on
User avatar #3532 to #3530 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2014) [-]
i did it u whore
User avatar #3534 to #3532 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
good girl , now get back on your street corner
#3535 to #3534 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2014) [-]
You don't, by any means, have the right to tell me what to do.
User avatar #3529 - nigalthornberry (02/05/2014) [-]
Blarton,how've you been?
User avatar #3533 to #3529 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2014) [-]
Pretty dang good, mate.

You?
User avatar #3543 to #3537 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2014) [-]
Good to hear
User avatar #3544 to #3543 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2014) [-]
stupid gay ass smiley face
User avatar #3545 to #3544 - nigalthornberry (02/15/2014) [-]
Heres a better smiley 8===''',==D
Anyway i've gotten a new car to work on and going to a dance
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