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blartonfairweather

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Facebook Profile: Too poor to afford one...
Youtube Channel: Heh?
Steam Profile: Ferkwhad
Consoles Owned: lolwut?
Video Games Played: Deadly Premonition
X-box Gamertag: lolwut?
PSN: No.
Interests: touching self in various places until climax is acheived
Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Location:TexASS
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 36716 total,  41923 ,  5207
Comment Thumbs: 590 total,  667 ,  77
Content Level Progress: 92.7% (927/1000)
Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 158 Comments: Faptastic → Level 159 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:175
Content Views:1090685
Times Content Favorited:1950 times
Total Comments Made:3776
FJ Points:34856
Hi, I'm Blarton, nice to meet you. I make comics. They are bad, but so is communism, connect the dots.
Check out my music: https://soundcloud.com/malleablechild

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#3645 - Why hello there! What going on? 04/15/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#3643 - No, clue, man. I guess my oc just isnt oc enough. And haha… 03/30/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#1381 - There are no limits. The only limit is you and your mind. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on seratyo's profile 0
#1382 - seratyo (02/28/2015) [-]
Sever your ties to this earth. Leave
Become one with the vast expanse of space. Become absorbed by it.
Fly to another planet. It's is home now.
Your family is there. They hate you.
But that does not matter. Now sever your ties to that earth.
attain peace.

I love deep, existential discussions!
#3641 - woah 02/28/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#5 - Yes! 02/18/2015 on Monsters 0
#3638 - Very true good sir.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
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#3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
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#3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#3636 - Oh, well alrighty then. I feel like cursive is a dying art.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
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#3637 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
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#3638 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
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#3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
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#3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#3634 - What?? You had to write in cursive too?? Are your teachers…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
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#3635 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
No I normally write in cursive
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#3636 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
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#3637 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
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#3638 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
User avatar
#3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar
#3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#3632 - Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2015 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
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#3633 - nigalthornberry (02/16/2015) [-]
Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space
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#3634 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
What?? You had to write in cursive too??
Are your teachers the devil?
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#3635 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
No I normally write in cursive
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#3636 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
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#3637 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
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#3638 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
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#3639 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
User avatar
#3640 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck now they are
#64 - u got me 02/15/2015 on Pokemon Showdown 0
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#3453 - irwincardozo (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
this is your new sticky, k
this is your new sticky, k
#3647 - buttholee (02/21/2016) [-]
m8 just checking back in... are you dead?
#3646 - buttholee (10/20/2015) [-]
Why dun you post more often m8
#3644 - trojanmannn (04/14/2015) [-]
hai
#3645 to #3644 - blartonfairweather (04/15/2015) [-]
Why hello there!
What going on?
#3642 - Chesticles (03/30/2015) [-]
why dont you have any oc badges? Your comics are great man and you popped my comment cherry. You deserve more recognition bro... you should come on more often
#3643 to #3642 - blartonfairweather (03/30/2015) [-]
No, clue, man. I guess my oc just isnt oc enough.
And haha thank you very much I really appreciate it! Comments like that are
what keep me going. I try to come on as much as possible, but school and work keep
me pretty preoccupied
#3641 - blartonfairweather (02/28/2015) [-]
woah
#3623 - nigalthornberry (02/11/2015) [-]
Hey
#3624 to #3623 - blartonfairweather (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh hey there buddy, whats going on?
#3625 to #3624 - nigalthornberry (02/12/2015) [-]
Not much. Been busy with school, you?
#3626 to #3625 - blartonfairweather (02/12/2015) [-]
I feel you on the school part, man. It ******* sucks.
But not much really, just working a lot and finally got a car.
#3627 to #3626 - nigalthornberry (02/13/2015) [-]
School isn't so bad. Just finished my research paper. Nice man!
#3628 to #3627 - blartonfairweather (02/14/2015) [-]
Research paper on what?
And thanks!
#3629 to #3628 - nigalthornberry (02/14/2015) [-]
A 10 page paper on WW2
#3630 to #3629 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2015) [-]
Geez, a 10 page paper?
That's ******* rough, man.
#3631 to #3630 - nigalthornberry (02/15/2015) [-]
It wasn't too bad
#3632 to #3631 - blartonfairweather (02/16/2015) [-]
Well that's good, but still, 10 pages is a bit ridiculous lol
#3633 to #3632 - nigalthornberry (02/16/2015) [-]
Title, outline and source page helped get them. Plus writing in cursive takes up more space
#3634 to #3633 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
What?? You had to write in cursive too??
Are your teachers the devil?
#3635 to #3634 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
No I normally write in cursive
#3636 to #3635 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, well alrighty then.
I feel like cursive is a dying art.
#3637 to #3636 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
In some places
#3638 to #3637 - blartonfairweather (02/17/2015) [-]
Very true good sir.
#3639 to #3638 - nigalthornberry (02/18/2015) [-]
Someone threatened to shoot up the school so they said they're not counting attendance on thursday
#3640 to #3639 - nigalthornberry (02/19/2015) [-]
**** now they are
#3622 - ttonynn (12/02/2014) [-]
dude, you are alive!
dude, you are alive!
#3621 - levelninetynine (07/28/2014) [-]
Glad to see that you're making comics again!
#3573 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
Do you even remember me... #sobsinternally
#3574 to #3573 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Is that even a question?
Of course I remember you! What going on, man??
#3575 to #3574 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
LIAAA

Nun much tho... Got fired from my job, got my wallet stolen, then I got 2 more jobs so i'm working 2 jobs now.... Finally till I can get a industrial job paying a what I make in 2 hours between the jobs in one hour...

What's going on with yourself tho... Haven't heard much form you and lost the number so no texts...
#3576 to #3575 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh geez, thats really rough. Bad luck, huh? That two jobs thing must really be doing
a number on you... Where are you working?

Not much man, just been chilling, making music. I've got a little job so its quite
nice and keeps me busy. Ya I lost your number too lol. I got a new phone and couldn't
remember your number for the life of me.
#3581 to #3576 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
One is working in a grill, cooking and serving breakfast and lunch from 5am to 2pm, and the other is at Harris Teeter, like Kroger, as a cashier working from like 9-10pm to 6-7 am on the days I'm off at the other place or I'll work the 4pm to 11pm when I got to work at the other place.
#MoMoneyMoBitches

I've tried making music, I haven't the patience for it...

I remember this... from when we were going to start a website together with me you and irwin lol that never happened
#3584 to #3581 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow that is a lot of work. If the pay isn't any good, is it at least any fun? And how
did you get your wallet stolen?? That must have been pretty annoying.

Music is quite hard, but it just takes some practice. Its kinda nice when you are able to
make something that sounds good and call it yours, haha. It's not for everyone tho.

Oh my god, ya I remember that. Didn't you have the website up for a little while?
#3564 - nigalthornberry (07/17/2014) [-]
Welcome back
#3565 to #3564 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks, man.
#3583 to #3565 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
What have you been up too *****?
#3613 to #3583 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
What didn't work?

And why you sling the N word around so much for?
#3614 to #3613 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
Trying to talk to her parents.. They think I'm a stalker and don't want me talking to her anymore

I don't know why I'm saying it so much
#3615 to #3614 - blartonfairweather (07/22/2014) [-]
Haha, what?? What did you say to them?
You dun goofed, kid.

No pu-tang for you.
#3616 to #3615 - nigalthornberry (07/22/2014) [-]
I told them Hi

I guess I came on too strong
#3617 to #3616 - blartonfairweather (07/22/2014) [-]
******* hell man, you just meet them and you say "Hi"? Seriously? You're better
than that, I know you are.

You should have said "I wanna fuk yo bby gurl"
#3618 to #3617 - nigalthornberry (07/22/2014) [-]
I had to do it through a message and that's the second message you send you gotta be smooth like greasy butter
#3619 to #3618 - blartonfairweather (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh so it wasn't face to face?
And oh right I got chu. You're so smart.
#3620 to #3619 - nigalthornberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Now he would shoot me for sure if I did it in person

Now my best friends sister is becoming a dicktease
#3585 to #3583 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Just chillin'. You know how it is. Been making music and have a job now so that's
pretty cool.

Anything new with you?
#3587 to #3585 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
What instrument do you play? and nice where at?

I got a new girl thats about it lol
#3589 to #3587 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Mostly piano. I like produce it on the computer tho. And its at a Chinese restaurant, its
pretty nice.

That's cool, man. Is she a keeper?
#3593 to #3589 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm can play it too but I'm not the best and I'd wanna work at a place like that

She's pretty good overall except her parents don't like me
#3598 to #3593 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya its actually pretty sweet to be honest.

And oh no, what did you do...?
#3599 to #3598 - nigalthornberry (07/20/2014) [-]
I didn't do anything except not introduce myself
#3600 to #3599 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Well go introduce yourself, you bum.

Gotta get it in good with the parents.
#3601 to #3600 - nigalthornberry (07/20/2014) [-]
Attempting to
#3602 to #3601 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Godspeed, son.
Godspeed, son.
#3603 to #3602 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
That's probably what's gonna happen to me

Do you even remember me?
#3604 to #3603 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Haha and yes I remember you!
Why does everyone think I forgot about them?? I don't have dementia haha.
#3605 to #3604 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
You've been gone for like a year *****
#3606 to #3605 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
No way, has it really been a year?
#3607 to #3606 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
I think so
#3608 to #3607 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
****, man.

Where does the time go?
#3609 to #3608 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
I dunno
#3610 to #3609 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Time flys when you're doing nothing i suppose, haha...
#3612 to #3610 - nigalthornberry
(07/21/2014) [-]
**** didn't work *****
#3611 to #3610 - nigalthornberry
(07/21/2014) [-]
You've been working and doing other **** though