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Age: 104
Facebook Profile: Too poor to afford one...
Youtube Channel: Heh?
Steam Profile: Ferkwhad
Consoles Owned: lolwut?
Video Games Played: Deadly Premonition
X-box Gamertag: lolwut?
PSN: No.
Interests: Da fauq?
Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Location:TexASS
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Content Ranking:#6997
Highest Content Rank:#154
Highest Comment Rank:#7878
Content Thumbs: 34659 total,  39728 ,  5069
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Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:3864
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Hi, I'm Blarton, nice to meet you. I make comics. They are bad, but so is communism, connect the dots. Add me on League of Legends: ScooterMcNuggets.

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#35 - I've uploaded quite a few actually since we last talked lol …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on beastkenten's profile 0
User avatar #36 - beastkenten (10/17/2014) [-]
I can say the same haha
and I didn't ignore you, friend.
I just failed to see you replied and well, I check my profile comments as much as I check up on the progress of getting monkeys into space.
aka, never.
#1361 - GLORIOUS! YOUR DRAWING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED TEN FOLD,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1362 - seratyo (10/15/2014) [-]
:^)
#1359 - I'll be waiting...  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1360 - seratyo (10/15/2014) [-]
THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY?! I POSTED IT... PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME ANYMORE...
#1361 - blartonfairweather (10/15/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS!

YOUR DRAWING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED TEN FOLD, WELL DONE!
#1362 - seratyo (10/15/2014) [-]
:^)
#1357 - where's the comic?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
User avatar #1358 - seratyo (10/15/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk was down when I wanted to post, will post tonight.
User avatar #1359 - blartonfairweather (10/15/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting...
#1360 - seratyo (10/15/2014) [-]
THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY?! I POSTED IT... PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME ANYMORE...
#1361 - blartonfairweather (10/15/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS!

YOUR DRAWING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED TEN FOLD, WELL DONE!
#1362 - seratyo (10/15/2014) [-]
:^)
#1356 - Ya, that's true, thanks for the advice. I'll figure out what I… 10/13/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1354 - Oh wow, haha good timing. But yess, i cannot wait! Eh…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1355 - seratyo (10/13/2014) [-]
Well, just gotta keep pushin' at it dude. Keep creating and making stuff and people will find it. Follow your Dreams! tm

Although, make sure you have money making things along side of course... Don't wanna be no homeless...
#1356 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
Ya, that's true, thanks for the advice. I'll figure out what I want to do eventually...
Yes, that is my only concern, to become homeless is what the government wants,
and I won't let them win.
#1352 - Ya no problem, I'm sure you'll be just fine. And nope… 10/13/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1350 - Ya, I gotcha. Well I guess only time and hard work will help y…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1351 - seratyo (10/13/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I'm hoping it'll go nicely.

You got any big plans?
#1352 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
Ya no problem, I'm sure you'll be just fine.

And nope not really, I have no clue what to do, maybe something in music, idk.
You haven't made any new comics in a while, why is this?
#1348 - That's great, man. Ya i love great animators like the guys who…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1349 - seratyo (10/13/2014) [-]
Eh... I don't think I'm AWFUL. I don't have any major experience in it though...
#1350 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
Ya, I gotcha. Well I guess only time and hard work will help you succeed, best of luck!
#1351 - seratyo (10/13/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I'm hoping it'll go nicely.

You got any big plans?
#1352 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
Ya no problem, I'm sure you'll be just fine.

And nope not really, I have no clue what to do, maybe something in music, idk.
You haven't made any new comics in a while, why is this?
#1346 - That great, man. Animation is amazing when done well. I have s…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/11/2014 on seratyo's profile 0
#1347 - seratyo (10/11/2014) [-]
I look forward to it. It's shaping up to be a pretty fun course. It's great as well, cause I fucking love cartoons. Lot of good artists in my class though, I feel kind of lacking to some of them... But hey, there's always room for improvement.
#1348 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
That's great, man. Ya i love great animators like the guys who animate Venture Bros, they
are amazing. And ah, don't worry. You'll get there some day, just gotta ask for critique.

Are you any good at the actual animating?
#1349 - seratyo (10/13/2014) [-]
Eh... I don't think I'm AWFUL. I don't have any major experience in it though...
#1350 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
Ya, I gotcha. Well I guess only time and hard work will help you succeed, best of luck!
#1351 - seratyo (10/13/2014) [-]
Thanks man, I'm hoping it'll go nicely.

You got any big plans?
#1352 - blartonfairweather (10/13/2014) [-]
Ya no problem, I'm sure you'll be just fine.

And nope not really, I have no clue what to do, maybe something in music, idk.
You haven't made any new comics in a while, why is this?
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#3453 - irwincardozo (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
this is your new sticky, k
this is your new sticky, k
#3622 - ttonynn (12/02/2014) [-]
dude, you are alive!
dude, you are alive!
User avatar #3621 - levelninetynine (07/28/2014) [-]
Glad to see that you're making comics again!
User avatar #3573 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
Do you even remember me... #sobsinternally
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Is that even a question?
Of course I remember you! What going on, man??
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
LIAAA

Nun much tho... Got fired from my job, got my wallet stolen, then I got 2 more jobs so i'm working 2 jobs now.... Finally till I can get a industrial job paying a what I make in 2 hours between the jobs in one hour...

What's going on with yourself tho... Haven't heard much form you and lost the number so no texts...
User avatar #3576 to #3575 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh geez, thats really rough. Bad luck, huh? That two jobs thing must really be doing
a number on you... Where are you working?

Not much man, just been chilling, making music. I've got a little job so its quite
nice and keeps me busy. Ya I lost your number too lol. I got a new phone and couldn't
remember your number for the life of me.
#3581 to #3576 - deafmagnets (07/18/2014) [-]
One is working in a grill, cooking and serving breakfast and lunch from 5am to 2pm, and the other is at Harris Teeter, like Kroger, as a cashier working from like 9-10pm to 6-7 am on the days I'm off at the other place or I'll work the 4pm to 11pm when I got to work at the other place.
#MoMoneyMoBitches

I've tried making music, I haven't the patience for it...

I remember this... from when we were going to start a website together with me you and irwin lol that never happened
User avatar #3584 to #3581 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow that is a lot of work. If the pay isn't any good, is it at least any fun? And how
did you get your wallet stolen?? That must have been pretty annoying.

Music is quite hard, but it just takes some practice. Its kinda nice when you are able to
make something that sounds good and call it yours, haha. It's not for everyone tho.

Oh my god, ya I remember that. Didn't you have the website up for a little while?
User avatar #3564 - nigalthornberry (07/17/2014) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #3583 to #3565 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
What have you been up too ***** ?
User avatar #3613 to #3583 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
What didn't work?

And why you sling the N word around so much for?
User avatar #3614 to #3613 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
Trying to talk to her parents.. They think I'm a stalker and don't want me talking to her anymore

I don't know why I'm saying it so much
User avatar #3615 to #3614 - blartonfairweather (07/22/2014) [-]
Haha, what?? What did you say to them?
You dun goofed, kid.

No pu-tang for you.
User avatar #3616 to #3615 - nigalthornberry (07/22/2014) [-]
I told them Hi

I guess I came on too strong
User avatar #3617 to #3616 - blartonfairweather (07/22/2014) [-]
******* hell man, you just meet them and you say "Hi"? Seriously? You're better
than that, I know you are.

You should have said "I wanna fuk yo bby gurl"
User avatar #3618 to #3617 - nigalthornberry (07/22/2014) [-]
I had to do it through a message and that's the second message you send you gotta be smooth like greasy butter
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - blartonfairweather (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh so it wasn't face to face?
And oh right I got chu. You're so smart.
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - nigalthornberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Now he would shoot me for sure if I did it in person

Now my best friends sister is becoming a dicktease
User avatar #3585 to #3583 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Just chillin'. You know how it is. Been making music and have a job now so that's
pretty cool.

Anything new with you?
User avatar #3587 to #3585 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
What instrument do you play? and nice where at?

I got a new girl thats about it lol
User avatar #3589 to #3587 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Mostly piano. I like produce it on the computer tho. And its at a Chinese restaurant, its
pretty nice.

That's cool, man. Is she a keeper?
User avatar #3593 to #3589 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm can play it too but I'm not the best and I'd wanna work at a place like that

She's pretty good overall except her parents don't like me
User avatar #3598 to #3593 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Ya its actually pretty sweet to be honest.

And oh no, what did you do...?
User avatar #3599 to #3598 - nigalthornberry (07/20/2014) [-]
I didn't do anything except not introduce myself
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Well go introduce yourself, you bum.

Gotta get it in good with the parents.
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - nigalthornberry (07/20/2014) [-]
Attempting to
#3602 to #3601 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Godspeed, son.
Godspeed, son.
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
That's probably what's gonna happen to me

Do you even remember me?
User avatar #3604 to #3603 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Haha and yes I remember you!
Why does everyone think I forgot about them?? I don't have dementia haha.
User avatar #3605 to #3604 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
You've been gone for like a year *****
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
No way, has it really been a year?
User avatar #3607 to #3606 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
I think so
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
**** , man.

Where does the time go?
#3610 to #3609 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Time flys when you're doing nothing i suppose, haha...
User avatar #3611 to #3610 - nigalthornberry (07/21/2014) [-]
You've been working and doing other **** though
User avatar #3563 - eyelaughdahame (07/08/2014) [-]
Gib comic pls.
User avatar #3570 to #3569 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
I actually a comic you bum! Not a good comic, but a comic. Don't be sad.
#3571 to #3570 - eyelaughdahame (07/18/2014) [-]
Today goes in the history books!
Today goes in the history books!
User avatar #3562 - iNirvana (06/10/2014) [-]
I miss you friend.
#3568 to #3562 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2014) [-]
I miss you more.
I miss you more.
#3577 to #3568 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
You're alive!
You're alive!
#3578 to #3577 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
These words! They are true!
#3579 to #3578 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
#3588 to #3586 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
How have you been
How have you been
#3590 to #3588 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Not too bad just been hangout out. Been working a lot and what not.   
   
You?
Not too bad just been hangout out. Been working a lot and what not.

You?
User avatar #3591 to #3590 - iNirvana (07/18/2014) [-]
Just about the same
#3592 to #3591 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2014) [-]
Nice, man. Always good to take life slow for a bit.
Nice, man. Always good to take life slow for a bit.
#3594 to #3592 - iNirvana (07/19/2014) [-]
I didnt make as much as I thought I would with this paycheck :C
#3595 to #3594 - blartonfairweather (07/19/2014) [-]
You were expecting more digits?
#3596 to #3595 - iNirvana (07/19/2014) [-]
I got taxed 60 to 70 dollars
I got taxed 60 to 70 dollars
#3597 to #3596 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Oof that sucks. ******* taxes man. No good.
User avatar #3560 - nigalthornberry (04/14/2014) [-]
You need to start getting on more even if you don't make comics.
User avatar #3550 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*burns everything you love*
User avatar #3552 to #3550 - blartonfairweather (03/22/2014) [-]
*punches you in the guacamole *
User avatar #3553 to #3552 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*falls over and drops a molotov cocktail at your feet*
User avatar #3554 to #3553 - blartonfairweather (03/22/2014) [-]
*puts guacamole in your loafers*
User avatar #3555 to #3554 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
those arent my loafers
User avatar #3556 to #3555 - blartonfairweather (03/22/2014) [-]
*takes guacamole out of those loafers*
User avatar #3557 to #3556 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*feeds you guacamole 4 times a day for 50 years*
User avatar #3558 to #3557 - blartonfairweather (03/23/2014) [-]
*enjoys it thoroughly and fills your house with fresh guacamole*
User avatar #3559 to #3558 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*inserts guacamole up Blartons butt then hangs him upside down like a pinata outside a mexicans house and gives them sticks to hit him with*
#3549 - zzjames (03/21/2014) [-]
I miss you Blarton, we've had some good moments.
I miss you Blarton, we've had some good moments.
User avatar #3547 - mrvalane ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Miss your comics man.
User avatar #3548 to #3547 - blartonfairweather (03/09/2014) [-]
I miss you man.
#3539 - eddard (02/14/2014) [-]
Hello, old friend .
User avatar #3546 to #3540 - kosmojunk (02/23/2014) [-]
hoooly **** long time no seen, about 2 years
User avatar #3538 - levelninetynine (02/11/2014) [-]
Hello, long time no talk! Are you planning on making any comics in the near future? I sure do miss em'!
User avatar #3541 to #3538 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2014) [-]
Hey d00d, and idk maybe...

If my stupid brain ever gets some funny ideas
User avatar #3542 to #3541 - levelninetynine (02/15/2014) [-]
I can try to help you put some idea's together. You got the skills and I sorta of the brains. But that's totally up to you buddy.
User avatar #3531 - konradkurze (02/06/2014) [-]
Blarton
I summon thee
User avatar #3530 - konradkurze (02/06/2014) [-]
BLARTON
trade plox

can i plox have the 5000 fj points we agreed on
User avatar #3532 to #3530 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2014) [-]
i did it u whore
User avatar #3534 to #3532 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
good girl , now get back on your street corner
#3535 to #3534 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2014) [-]
You don't, by any means, have the right to tell me what to do.
User avatar #3529 - nigalthornberry (02/05/2014) [-]
Blarton,how've you been?
User avatar #3533 to #3529 - blartonfairweather (02/09/2014) [-]
Pretty dang good, mate.

You?
User avatar #3543 to #3537 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2014) [-]
Good to hear
User avatar #3544 to #3543 - blartonfairweather (02/15/2014) [-]
stupid gay ass smiley face
User avatar #3545 to #3544 - nigalthornberry (02/15/2014) [-]
Heres a better smiley 8===''',==D
Anyway i've gotten a new car to work on and going to a dance
User avatar #3518 - konradkurze (01/17/2014) [-]
Blarton
can i haz 5000 FJ points
PLOX
pretty plox with sugar on it
#3520 to #3518 - blartonfairweather (01/19/2014) [-]
You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding and ask me to give YOU
5000 FJ points?
User avatar #3524 to #3520 - konradkurze (01/19/2014) [-]
do i have to go al polandball begging for charity

plox?
User avatar #3525 to #3524 - blartonfairweather (01/26/2014) [-]
nah, you can have em'

knock yourself out
User avatar #3526 to #3525 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
Lord Blarton
plox gibs FJ points
konradball is of beings sad
User avatar #3527 to #3526 - blartonfairweather (01/27/2014) [-]
woah there jose

you said 5000
User avatar #3528 to #3527 - konradkurze (01/27/2014) [-]
oh right

well i thought since you dont appear o use FJ points you might let me have the rest
User avatar #3505 to #3502 - seratyo (01/04/2014) [-]
nah br0 u ded
User avatar #3506 to #3505 - blartonfairweather (01/04/2014) [-]
i tink u ded
User avatar #3507 to #3506 - seratyo (01/04/2014) [-]
meby we bof ded
User avatar #3508 to #3507 - blartonfairweather (01/04/2014) [-]
i tink u moar ded tho
User avatar #3509 to #3508 - seratyo (01/04/2014) [-]
nah niga





nah u
User avatar #3510 to #3509 - blartonfairweather (01/05/2014) [-]
u makin fun o' me m8?
User avatar #3511 to #3510 - seratyo (01/05/2014) [-]
m8 f i was makin fun of u den u wuld ****** no it cnt.
User avatar #3512 to #3511 - blartonfairweather (01/05/2014) [-]
u best stop dis naggin or ill fukken nail ye nuts to teh wall u lil ****
User avatar #3513 to #3512 - seratyo (01/05/2014) [-]
lel catch me if u can tom hanks









cunt
User avatar #3514 to #3513 - blartonfairweather (01/05/2014) [-]
u take back wat ye just said or ill kick ye fukken head in u bitch

watch yer self
User avatar #3515 to #3514 - seratyo (01/06/2014) [-]
Das ofensive i shud flag u...
User avatar #3516 to #3515 - blartonfairweather (01/07/2014) [-]
listen kid i fukken reck ur head off if u threaten mi family again
User avatar #3517 to #3516 - seratyo (01/07/2014) [-]
act lik a bich get treetd lik a bich
User avatar #3519 to #3517 - blartonfairweather (01/19/2014) [-]
shut up u lil fag ur mom is gay lel
User avatar #3521 to #3519 - seratyo (01/19/2014) [-]
top lel g00d cumbak

naht
User avatar #3522 to #3521 - blartonfairweather (01/19/2014) [-]
u ungretful lil prick

thet wus the best i had
User avatar #3523 to #3522 - seratyo (01/19/2014) [-]
becus u tarded
User avatar #3500 - iNirvana (12/15/2013) [-]
I really enjoy your art style, keep up the amazing work please. <3
User avatar #3503 to #3500 - blartonfairweather (01/04/2014) [-]
thanks man <3
User avatar #3504 to #3503 - iNirvana (01/04/2014) [-]
No problem friend <3
User avatar #3496 - nippuhl (11/20/2013) [-]
You ignore people a lot.
#3497 to #3496 - blartonfairweather (11/20/2013) [-]
Too lazy to respond.
User avatar #3498 to #3497 - nippuhl (11/20/2013) [-]
Lame.
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