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#12 - its like polenta for black people its made out of corn 08/17/2014 on Nazi Grits 0
#62 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 08/03/2014 on I Forgot -8
#3 - holy **** my dog does that same **** … 07/24/2014 on The Yoga Is Strong In Him 0
#3 - there on the beach btw and the dog just got out of the water  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Bark Bark Piss +1
User avatar #4 - mrshrapnel (07/23/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for clearing that up mate.
#2 - it's ocean water... from his asshole  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Bark Bark Piss +1
#3 - blakeford (07/23/2014) [-]
there on the beach btw and the dog just got out of the water
User avatar #4 - mrshrapnel (07/23/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks for clearing that up mate.
#1 - that's ******* retarded 1. no phones at Hogwa…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/18/2014 on noooo +179
User avatar #19 - scoobi (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe he used a spell for the phone.

Abacus telephonesius!
#9 - ilikepatatas (07/18/2014) [-]
you're fucking retarded
1.- because hogwarts is fucking frozen in time right?, when the most powerful force that discriminated "muggles" is now something that noone takes seriously?
2.- implying the ghost wouldn't look older after some years just like it happened with that "weeping" girl ghost that liked harry.
excuse me if i don't remember names im not thinking about them 24/7

User avatar #45 - masdercheef (07/19/2014) [-]
It was explained in the story that electronics don't function properly around areas of heavy magical influence.
#59 - ilikepatatas (07/19/2014) [-]
just like magical cameras work, magical telephones, its kinda like replace all the science behind it with magic
that way its more efficient even in the magic sense
User avatar #52 - Zydratejunkie (07/19/2014) [-]
Floo call. They called using the floo network to talk to people making a floo call. No where up there does it say "phone call".
User avatar #53 - masdercheef (07/19/2014) [-]
In the content, no, it does not at all mention phone calls.

I was actually wondering how one might "call" from Hogwarts, though - it has been quite some time since I last read the series. It's when you just stick your head in the fire rather than step into it, right?
User avatar #57 - Zydratejunkie (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes, to make a floo call you first through floo powder into a fire, stick your head in the fire, and then speak clearly the name of the place you are contacting. To go to that place you just have to walk through instead of stick your head through.
In the 4th movie when they show Sirius Black calling Harry they actually do it wrong, showing his head as being formed out of physical flames, what it would actually look like is a head in your fire being licked but miraculously not burnt by flames.
#34 - callmemrtiggles (07/19/2014) [-]
Wow, hmmm, it's almost like the ghost was played by an ACTOR, and not an ACTUAL ghost.
People age, dipshit. Ghosts aren't meant to age in the Potter universe. The only reason Myrtle looks older is because her actress aged. Because she isn't an
ACTUAL
FUCKING
GHOST.
Christ, people these days.
#35 - ilikepatatas (07/19/2014) [-]
k.
still the telephone part thou
#36 - callmemrtiggles (07/19/2014) [-]
The books and movies take place mostly in the 90's, which had some pretty good tech going for it at the time.
None of this was on the campus of Hogwarts, because they didn't need it.
I'm pretty sure that, even in 2017 (when the epilogue of deathly hallows takes place), they would still restrict technology at the school, so that it doesn't interfere with their learning.

But hey, in the end, I guess it doesn't really matter.
Because none of this shit exists.
Both of our time is now wasted.
#40 - ilikepatatas (07/19/2014) [-]
but is it??
yeah it is...
also i always looked at the myrtle thingy like
i mean she died at a young age so she started "aging" herself, its kinda hard to explain but ghosts in literature kinda do that stuff
in the movie her appearance as an older myrtle looked too "raw"
i mean in the case it was not intended (which im now kinda certainly sure is the case) it was just like telling us "ehm.. i know she looks like... really older and stuff , but please just try to imagine her as a kid again, thank you"
User avatar #2 - nought (07/18/2014) [-]
magic phones bruh
User avatar #13 - taintedangel (07/18/2014) [-]
or Telepathic magic.
#14 - gvaggs (07/18/2014) [-]
And letters that yell in your face, they're always fun.
#12 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
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#7 - whats this from? 07/07/2014 on now that hound is gone, she... 0
#13 - This 07/07/2014 on Do not upload content/files... 0
#1 - those are racing pigeons its a popular form of gambling in chiina  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on truck releases one man 0
User avatar #2 - cuntism (06/26/2014) [-]
i can confirm
#2 - totally ******* inaccurate i'm from Mississi… 06/20/2014 on Typical American Supper Time +2

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