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#9 - ilikepatatas (07/18/2014) [-]
1.- because hogwarts is fucking frozen in time right?, when the most powerful force that discriminated "muggles" is now something that noone takes seriously?
2.- implying the ghost wouldn't look older after some years just like it happened with that "weeping" girl ghost that liked harry.
excuse me if i don't remember names im not thinking about them 24/7
#53 - masdercheef (07/19/2014) [-]
In the content, no, it does not at all mention phone calls.
I was actually wondering how one might "call" from Hogwarts, though - it has been quite some time since I last read the series. It's when you just stick your head in the fire rather than step into it, right?
#57 - Zydratejunkie (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes, to make a floo call you first through floo powder into a fire, stick your head in the fire, and then speak clearly the name of the place you are contacting. To go to that place you just have to walk through instead of stick your head through.
In the 4th movie when they show Sirius Black calling Harry they actually do it wrong, showing his head as being formed out of physical flames, what it would actually look like is a head in your fire being licked but miraculously not burnt by flames.
#34 - callmemrtiggles (07/19/2014) [-]
#36 - callmemrtiggles (07/19/2014) [-]
None of this was on the campus of Hogwarts, because they didn't need it.
I'm pretty sure that, even in 2017 (when the epilogue of deathly hallows takes place), they would still restrict technology at the school, so that it doesn't interfere with their learning.
But hey, in the end, I guess it doesn't really matter.
Because none of this shit exists.
Both of our time is now wasted.
#40 - ilikepatatas (07/19/2014) [-]
but is it??
yeah it is...
also i always looked at the myrtle thingy like
i mean she died at a young age so she started "aging" herself, its kinda hard to explain but ghosts in literature kinda do that stuff
in the movie her appearance as an older myrtle looked too "raw"
i mean in the case it was not intended (which im now kinda certainly sure is the case) it was just like telling us "ehm.. i know she looks like... really older and stuff , but please just try to imagine her as a kid again, thank you"