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bladeboy

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:9/25/2016
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#484130 - What the ****?  [+] (7 replies) 08/21/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484137 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
lol fuck you im gonna tell it anyway
my friends friend was dog sitting for his neighbours, think he was getting like 300 quid for two weeks so he was getting pretty good money, but half way through he genuinely found the dog lying dead and he was like holy shit wtf do i do, his first thought was to cremate it and say the dog ran away, but then he was like fuck no il dump it somewhere so he had to get the train p far away to go dump it in a forrest
so he has put the dead dog in this suitcase type bag and hes sitting on the train and some fella comes on and he has to move the bag to let him sit down, then the fella actually asks whats in the bag it seems heavy so he panicks but says "aw mate its just my dj equipment, decks and all" and the fella accepts the answer i suppose and its fine
so they are riding the train and it comes the next stop, and this fucking fella grabs the bag and runs off the train thinking he has just stolen expensive dj equipment but he's actually just stolen a dead dog lmao
obv his neighbours hate him now but that seems like a small price to pay
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#484169 - alexanderburns (08/21/2016) [-]
I saw this story in a tumblr
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#484171 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
bullshit dont talk to me
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#484143 - cognosceteipsum (08/21/2016) [-]
That's fucking rich
#484141 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
#484138 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
What in the fuck?
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#484133 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
aw wanna hear another mad story i was told on friday night thats completely unrelated to anything but still its good
#484125 - Why would I invite a nerd  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484127 - ferrettamer (08/21/2016) [-]
excuse you?
#484124 - Neilson  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484126 - dumerveil (08/21/2016) [-]
You mean the TV guys?
#484105 - >throw a party >**** gets stolen and my chocolate mi…  [+] (25 replies) 08/21/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484215 - thechosentroll (08/22/2016) [-]
If they managed to walk away with your stuff, it means you didn't have enough booze at the party.
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#484142 - muchname (08/21/2016) [-]
>not having your room as a little safe haven and getting triggered when people go into it.
deserved it tbqh f a m
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#484144 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
>implying I let people into my room
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#484146 - muchname (08/21/2016) [-]
>LEAVING YOUR ROOM
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#484128 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
once we went to this bday party and this guy in my school stole all the money from the girls cards, like 200 quid it was completely nuts and only got uncovered 2 years later

also the same guy who stole the money blackmailed this girl to give him a blowjob and 20 quid cause he threatened to release incriminating screenshots on fb which he did anyway and it was such a scandal, the next morning when he was escorted by the principal down the stairs that overlooked the canteen at break time everybody broke out into cheers and applause for last nights entertainment
but nobody knew about the bj n 20 quid at this point so the reception was probably a lot warmer than it should have been
fuck i love a story
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#484130 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
What the fuck?
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#484137 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
lol fuck you im gonna tell it anyway
my friends friend was dog sitting for his neighbours, think he was getting like 300 quid for two weeks so he was getting pretty good money, but half way through he genuinely found the dog lying dead and he was like holy shit wtf do i do, his first thought was to cremate it and say the dog ran away, but then he was like fuck no il dump it somewhere so he had to get the train p far away to go dump it in a forrest
so he has put the dead dog in this suitcase type bag and hes sitting on the train and some fella comes on and he has to move the bag to let him sit down, then the fella actually asks whats in the bag it seems heavy so he panicks but says "aw mate its just my dj equipment, decks and all" and the fella accepts the answer i suppose and its fine
so they are riding the train and it comes the next stop, and this fucking fella grabs the bag and runs off the train thinking he has just stolen expensive dj equipment but he's actually just stolen a dead dog lmao
obv his neighbours hate him now but that seems like a small price to pay
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#484169 - alexanderburns (08/21/2016) [-]
I saw this story in a tumblr
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#484171 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
bullshit dont talk to me
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#484143 - cognosceteipsum (08/21/2016) [-]
That's fucking rich
#484141 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
#484138 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
What in the fuck?
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#484133 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
aw wanna hear another mad story i was told on friday night thats completely unrelated to anything but still its good
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#484129 - dumerveil (08/21/2016) [-]
How was it uncovered 2 years after the fact?
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#484132 - TheseChocodiles (08/21/2016) [-]
sorry i meant it was only uncovered that he did it, loads of people blamed my friend too cause he was known as a troublemaker
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#484122 - dumerveil (08/21/2016) [-]
What brand of chocolate milk was it?
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#484124 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
Neilson
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#484126 - dumerveil (08/21/2016) [-]
You mean the TV guys?
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#484121 - ferrettamer (08/21/2016) [-]
>you didn't even invite me
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#484125 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
Why would I invite a nerd
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#484127 - ferrettamer (08/21/2016) [-]
excuse you?
#484115 - furiousmarshmellow (08/21/2016) [-]
That's what happens when you're social.
#484119 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
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#484108 - enlightednatzie (08/21/2016) [-]
What kind of people did you invite? Hobos?
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#484118 - bladeboy (08/21/2016) [-]
It wasn't anything big, just tiny little stuff that's gone missing.
#484035 - ye dood  [+] (1 reply) 08/20/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484036 - masterboll (08/20/2016) [-]
she does have some class after all
#484033 - I mean, she's sent me nudes  [+] (3 replies) 08/20/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484034 - masterboll (08/20/2016) [-]
did she remember to tuck in her flaps before taking the picture?
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#484035 - bladeboy (08/20/2016) [-]
ye dood
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#484036 - masterboll (08/20/2016) [-]
she does have some class after all
#484009 - She sends me her and her friends because I'm not a creepy muzzy  [+] (5 replies) 08/20/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#484012 - masterboll (08/20/2016) [-]
how did a raging infidel suddenly start drowning in so much of that irish puzzy? :^)

asthmatically breathing heavily whilst peeking at snapchats is hardly something to be bragging about it, jimmy
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#484033 - bladeboy (08/20/2016) [-]
I mean, she's sent me nudes
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#484034 - masterboll (08/20/2016) [-]
did she remember to tuck in her flaps before taking the picture?
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#484035 - bladeboy (08/20/2016) [-]
ye dood
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#484036 - masterboll (08/20/2016) [-]
she does have some class after all