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bladeboy

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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
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#481749 - No. It's because they don't solely base their way of life off …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#481752 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
intepretation tho


also theres a v cute muslim boy i know and he once "accidentally" sent me a dick pic, i told people because im a mouth and my friend said to him nice dick pic smackmed (his name is ahmed but the smackmed still doesnt really make sense), he got super annoyed and he couldnt make eye contact with me for genuinely 2 years, but now we get on really well lol
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#481753 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
But the Quran is the literal word of god that is only to be interpreted as literal tho

I'll send u a nice dick pic
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#481764 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
yeah but if all muslims saw it like that we'd probs be dead rn


sorry i can already tell urs aint girthy enough
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#481772 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the people that still live in tribal societies would exterminate the most advanced and we'll trained armies ever in the history of mankind. They are truly a force to be reckoned with.

Like a tuna can.
#481745 - The adulterer one is more concerning. 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#481744 - Good thing the Old Testament is to be followed by Jews and was…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#481746 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
well how come Jews aint doing all the mad shit from the old testament? Is it because of their ...interpretation?
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#481749 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
No. It's because they don't solely base their way of life off the old testament. Can you stop pretending that the Quran doesn't actively promote war and violence and just send me ur belly.
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#481752 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
intepretation tho


also theres a v cute muslim boy i know and he once "accidentally" sent me a dick pic, i told people because im a mouth and my friend said to him nice dick pic smackmed (his name is ahmed but the smackmed still doesnt really make sense), he got super annoyed and he couldnt make eye contact with me for genuinely 2 years, but now we get on really well lol
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#481753 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
But the Quran is the literal word of god that is only to be interpreted as literal tho

I'll send u a nice dick pic
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#481764 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
yeah but if all muslims saw it like that we'd probs be dead rn


sorry i can already tell urs aint girthy enough
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#481772 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the people that still live in tribal societies would exterminate the most advanced and we'll trained armies ever in the history of mankind. They are truly a force to be reckoned with.

Like a tuna can.
#481739 - You've got a fat hand.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#481757 - Elk (08/01/2016) [-]
The camera adds ten pounds. ;)
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#481740 - gibroner (08/01/2016) [-]
you oughta see the rest of me
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#481765 - Elk (08/01/2016) [-]
My hands usually look fat in pictures, which is really weird because I have small hands. I took a picture just now, but it won't let me upload. :L
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#481766 - gibroner (08/01/2016) [-]
most peoples hands look fat even if they're skinny it doesn't help that my hands are really wide
#481815 - Elk (08/01/2016) [-]
Ayy, it actually worked.
#481737 - Find my comment about the supreme court decision. Please. 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#481735 - If they interpreted the Quran incorrectly maybe they'd actuall…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#481743 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
there is a lot of mad shit in the old testament that if we interpretated them literally we'd be killing our baby sons to prove we love God.
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#481744 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Good thing the Old Testament is to be followed by Jews and was made irrelevant with New Testament.
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#481746 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
well how come Jews aint doing all the mad shit from the old testament? Is it because of their ...interpretation?
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#481749 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
No. It's because they don't solely base their way of life off the old testament. Can you stop pretending that the Quran doesn't actively promote war and violence and just send me ur belly.
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#481752 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
intepretation tho


also theres a v cute muslim boy i know and he once "accidentally" sent me a dick pic, i told people because im a mouth and my friend said to him nice dick pic smackmed (his name is ahmed but the smackmed still doesnt really make sense), he got super annoyed and he couldnt make eye contact with me for genuinely 2 years, but now we get on really well lol
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#481753 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
But the Quran is the literal word of god that is only to be interpreted as literal tho

I'll send u a nice dick pic
User avatar
#481764 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
yeah but if all muslims saw it like that we'd probs be dead rn


sorry i can already tell urs aint girthy enough
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#481772 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the people that still live in tribal societies would exterminate the most advanced and we'll trained armies ever in the history of mankind. They are truly a force to be reckoned with.

Like a tuna can.
#481734 - Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#481795 - masterboll (08/01/2016) [-]
didnt i literally correct you on infidel misinterpretations last time you copied and pasted this?
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#481805 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
>masterboll

Irrelevant, fuck off shitskin.
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#481843 - masterboll (08/02/2016) [-]
>bladeboy

why would correcting infidel misinterpretations be irrelevant, cumskin?

but then again, it would make sense since youre spewing up copied and pasted bullshit without a single thought.
#481730 - I didn't give a **** about that, I'm Canadian and it's been le…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#481732 - anon (08/01/2016) [-]
hey everyone with a tenth of a brain knows your full of shit, you dont have to defend yourself
im just rubbing it in your face
i seriously extend a formal invitation for you to visit your comments page and read this
maybe be more cautious with your comments before you want to retcon your views to serve your hypocrisy
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#481737 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Find my comment about the supreme court decision. Please.
#481726 - Because they do a lot of degenerate things. Still support equa…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#481729 - anon (08/01/2016) [-]
mhmm
thats why you were nothing but bitterness when the supreme court legalised gay marriage, because youre all about equal rights
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#481730 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
I didn't give a fuck about that, I'm Canadian and it's been legal for a good amount of time. Stop being retarded and making things up.
#481732 - anon (08/01/2016) [-]
hey everyone with a tenth of a brain knows your full of shit, you dont have to defend yourself
im just rubbing it in your face
i seriously extend a formal invitation for you to visit your comments page and read this
maybe be more cautious with your comments before you want to retcon your views to serve your hypocrisy
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#481737 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Find my comment about the supreme court decision. Please.
#481725 - You can't interpret the literal word of god that is suppose to…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#481727 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
I feel like most people do tho
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#481735 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
If they interpreted the Quran incorrectly maybe they'd actually be peaceful :^)
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#481743 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
there is a lot of mad shit in the old testament that if we interpretated them literally we'd be killing our baby sons to prove we love God.
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#481744 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Good thing the Old Testament is to be followed by Jews and was made irrelevant with New Testament.
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#481746 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
well how come Jews aint doing all the mad shit from the old testament? Is it because of their ...interpretation?
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#481749 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
No. It's because they don't solely base their way of life off the old testament. Can you stop pretending that the Quran doesn't actively promote war and violence and just send me ur belly.
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#481752 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
intepretation tho


also theres a v cute muslim boy i know and he once "accidentally" sent me a dick pic, i told people because im a mouth and my friend said to him nice dick pic smackmed (his name is ahmed but the smackmed still doesnt really make sense), he got super annoyed and he couldnt make eye contact with me for genuinely 2 years, but now we get on really well lol
User avatar
#481753 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
But the Quran is the literal word of god that is only to be interpreted as literal tho

I'll send u a nice dick pic
User avatar
#481764 - TheseChocodiles (08/01/2016) [-]
yeah but if all muslims saw it like that we'd probs be dead rn


sorry i can already tell urs aint girthy enough
User avatar
#481772 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the people that still live in tribal societies would exterminate the most advanced and we'll trained armies ever in the history of mankind. They are truly a force to be reckoned with.

Like a tuna can.
User avatar
#481734 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."

Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"


Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."


Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority"


Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion is all for Allah"

Quran (8:67) - "It is not for a Prophet that he should have prisoners of war until he had made a great slaughter in the land..."

Quran (9:5) - "So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them."

Quran (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"

Quran (9:73) - "O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination."

Quran (48:29) - "Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves"
#481795 - masterboll (08/01/2016) [-]
didnt i literally correct you on infidel misinterpretations last time you copied and pasted this?
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#481805 - bladeboy (08/01/2016) [-]
>masterboll

Irrelevant, fuck off shitskin.
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#481843 - masterboll (08/02/2016) [-]
>bladeboy

why would correcting infidel misinterpretations be irrelevant, cumskin?

but then again, it would make sense since youre spewing up copied and pasted bullshit without a single thought.