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#11 - Alfonso CuarĂ³n? Isn't the director of the first film Chris Columbus?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Snape 0
User avatar #16 - roninneko (01/18/2015) [-]
Yes. But then, when you get a new director for an ongoing, beloved-by-fans series, you'd better hope the new director tries to get to know the ins and outs of his actors' established characters.
#23 - Where can I find all of those pics? I remember those were hillarious!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Toy Story 0
User avatar #38 - Abraxasium (01/18/2015) [-]
You can search creepy woody almost anywhere and you can find most
i just happened to have this one.
#7 - Liar Liar, a movie starring Jim Carrey, one of his greatest on… 01/10/2015 on Muh Oppression +2
#45 - Comment deleted 01/10/2015 on the full mcintosh experience +1
#46 - Am I the only one who thinks she drinks that **** up wi… 01/10/2015 on Deliciously Satanic. +1
#13 - Anakin Skywalker kills young padawans to ensure the victory of…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Cool +70
User avatar #52 - mahnamesjakers (01/08/2015) [-]
As someone who has never seen star wars this was helpful so thank you.

I really need to watch those movies...
User avatar #58 - tkfourtwoone (01/08/2015) [-]
Just skip the first 2 (Episode I & 2)

You're really not missing anything
User avatar #59 - mahnamesjakers (01/08/2015) [-]
If I skipped those would I still be able to follow the story line? Or could I pick up from the next one and know what is happening?
#75 - anon (01/08/2015) [-]
Watch all the movies, is true that Episode 1 and 2 are not the greatest Star Wars movies but they are really good. And also start from Episode 4 and just after Episode 6 start watching the prequels.
User avatar #70 - greyhoundfd (01/08/2015) [-]
The first two are prequels, but all they serve to do is explain the origin of the relationship between Anakin and Padme, and the start of the war between the Republic and the Separatists. Here's all you need to know
>Anakin, a child with really strong magic-powers, came from a desert planet called Tatooine
>Greedy chinese-looking aliens are convinced that they can become rich and powerful by invading a different planet
>Said planet is not happy about this
>Jedi Knights, a major organization of peacekeepers / templars / monks / Political Isolationists / Space-Wizards, are ordered to get involved and prevent an all-out war
>Anakin gets involved in fight to defend planet and develops a boner for Padme, the planet's queen.
>They start dating, when some nigga tries to kill her and start a diplomatic incident.
>This nigga dies, but the person who hired them is connected to a planet making an army for the Republic.
>Anakin's mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, goes to the planet to figure out why the fuck the Republic is making an army and track down the dead assassin's client.
>Assassin's client, a Mexican Mandalorian bounty hunter named Jango Fett attacks Kenobi, but is beaten back and forced to retreat
>Flees to Geonosis, another gigantic desert planet, but this one has rings and mountains. Also a lot of factories making armies for the chinese-looking aliens plus some weird-ass insectoid things
>Kenobi, Anakin, and Padme (for some stupid reason), all go here and, naturally, get captured.
>Samuel L Jackson shows up with an enormous army and a fleet of ships, frees Anakin and his friends/ lovers, and bombs the planet back to the stone age.
>Christopher Lee, leader of the separatists, is really fucking mad about this and leads a fleet onto Coruscant, capital of the Republic, to steals their leader and hopefully get someone competent to run the rebellion.

Oh, and Christopher Lee gets beaten up by a wrinkly green midget.
#77 - dmkstarstar (01/08/2015) [-]
Christopher Lee get beat up by a wrinkly green midget?
In the version I have Christopher Lee gets beat off by a wrinkly green midget.
On second thought that might have been star wars the porno... My mistake.
User avatar #87 - mahnamesjakers (01/09/2015) [-]
You're thinking of Star Whores
#52 - At first glance I thought it was a glitch 01/06/2015 on I miss being a kid.. +1
#53 - Aw, they look so cute. 11/04/2014 on (untitled) +5
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#70 - Picture 07/20/2013 on Irony 0


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