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|#2 - why cant we just have history about everyone's history male or… [+] (17 new replies)||01/04/2015 on really||+46|
#117 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
It's because nearly all history was made by men, so women think it's discrimination even though we can't help the fact that white men ruled the world
#72 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
Like so many things, the microwave was born from an accident. It had something to do with radar, some soldier left his mre on the dish and it melted, somebody observed and made it into something, whoo.
#55 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
Actually, I must correct you.
Jane(His Wife) Microwave was the brains behind the invention. It just happened that at the time no one took a woman seriously.
That and her purpose for inventing it was to use it to soften hard soap and charge Iphones.
John realized it's a great way to reheat shit and cook hostess fruit pies.
#13 - anon (01/04/2015) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've seen on this website in forever, thanks for the laugh
#6 - probrem (01/04/2015) [-]
We have that already - it's just called "history".
Sure, women have contributed to our modern world, like Marie Curie, but not as much as men have and and some female faces of history are only famous because they were female. Like Earhart; she wasn't the first to fly across the Atlantic, or the second, or the third but she was the first woman.
So, if men and women are equal - why is being the first female to do something extraordinary?
#54 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
We should stop with the whole history month bullcrap and just praise everyone who did something great during their time.
I think the first woman or ethnic person who to accomplished something that a man did before 1980-ish should be praised because they had to genuinely put up with a lot of bullshit to even get 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or whatever place.
However, we should only learn about them when we're learning about their specific subject. I.E. Learn about Earhart when learning about flight or whatever, not because a specific month tells us to.
However, the stupidity in the posted picture is that these jerkasses think it's demeaning to men and men deserve all the credit. Not something more reasonable.
|#29 - Picture||01/04/2015 on you will never be this smooth||+56|
|#8 - and that's why I live in the south, nothing good comes from sn… [+] (3 new replies)||01/03/2015 on Winter Driving||+6|
|#90 - i live in alabama and i've only heard someone say "hella&…||01/03/2015 on benjamin danklin||0|
|#347 - and im in alabama. swell with sweet tea and lynrd skynrd||01/03/2015 on Towel hats||0|
|#107 - I would play the **** out of this.||01/02/2015 on (untitled)||0|
|#30 - i laughed for about 10 seconds at this.||01/02/2015 on Join Now||0|
|#316 - if north korea started moving a fleet of warships towards the …||01/02/2015 on Plot Twist||+4|
|#92 - im one of those weird people who was intentionally named by th…||01/01/2015 on I'm a horrible person||0|
|#91 - anyone else here a "goes by their middle name" master race?||01/01/2015 on I'm a horrible person||-1|
|#125 - drake the type of ***** to show up at your party to drink hard…||01/01/2015 on ya know, fj things||+4|
|#60 - do the next best thing, aircrewman. It's alot more fun anyways…||01/01/2015 on my BFF is a pilot he says...||0|
|#53 - yeah it's good but it's pretty irrelevant. Not everything need… [+] (1 new reply)||12/29/2014 on (untitled)||0|
#73 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
is not furry it is khajiit and therefor elderscrolls.
|#58 - that's actually a common practice done in the military when th…||12/29/2014 on Kaboom||+1|
|#42 - i didnt say i don't appreciate fire fighters, just not nearly …||12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love...||-1|
|#40 - yeah no were not on the same page here, why wouldn't you respe…||12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love...||-1|
|#39 - so by that logic if someone who ships oil to america said &quo… [+] (2 new replies)||12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love...||-1|
|#42 - if you live in alabama now, you need to educate yourself in co…||12/29/2014 on When tomorrow comes and||+1|
|#41 - I'm from alabama and I can confirm, our students are about as … [+] (2 new replies)||12/29/2014 on When tomorrow comes and||+3|
#53 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
I replaced computers/laptops in Elmore County this past summer. They got a bunch of Dells that were out of date five years ago. Some places had PCs from the 90s, complete with CRT monitors and NO MICE. So be happy as fuck for those Macs (even if they are Macs).
And from Prattville High where I graduated, I'm pissed about football. Library didn't have funding for some four years when I was a senior while they threw money at football players, and I doubt it's changed. A fucking back room of donated books that couldn't be put out because we couldn't make labels...not that putting more books out would make people read.
#52 - Sexysammich (12/29/2014) [-]
Except Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Texas A&M, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi State again, Georgia Southern, ULL, Arkansas State, South Carolina, Navy, BGSU, Mississippi State again, Florida International, MTSU, Arkansas, La Tech, Marshall, UAB, Duke, Abilene Christian (Shameful), Georgia again, UL Monroe, Appalachian State, South Alabama, Georgia Southern again, and ULL again.
|#33 - I've never really liked firefighters. Yeah they're necessary b… [+] (10 new replies)||12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love...||-1|
#46 - heraske (12/29/2014) [-]
First to respond to scene, first to give first aid and fulfill the roles of ambulance until ambulance arrives to scene.
Fire-based SWAT squad.
First to respond to terrorist incident, first to hose achmed down (this one is fake)
They also deal with HAZMAT situations, are cross trained as EMT's and Firefighters, have to deal with highway collisions that require extraction of bodies (mostly maimed and shit), and go directly into fire with nothing but turnout gear and some compressed air.
#47 - heraske (12/29/2014) [-]
Firefighters operate on the Phoenix model.
Risk a lot to save a lot,
risk a little to save a little,
risk nothing to save nothing.
Also, the priorities of first responders is their own service men first, then the occupants, then property. First and second are really for any first responder that isn't SWAT or Firefighter.
|#96 - is this you? this is what i would expect you to look like.||12/29/2014 on now you fucked up||+1|
|#134 - so basically what your saying is that without a dick the world… [+] (1 new reply)||12/29/2014 on Time to haunt an FJer||+2|
|#109 - my first thought exactly. [+] (4 new replies)||12/29/2014 on Time to haunt an FJer||0|
#115 - shinyarmor (12/29/2014) [-]
be bored afterwards, not care about aliens, find more interesting things. porn sucks cuz u got no dick, ice cream sucks cuz you got no tongue to suck dick with, and gyms suck cuz you cant excessivly exercise your dick.
you eventually realize nothing oyu do will matter and kill yourself postdeath.
UNTIL THE ALIENS COME TO SOTP YOU CUZ THEY CAN SEE GHOSTS! BOOM WHOOSH POW!
|#261 - Picture||12/26/2014 on Black Moms be Like||+4|
|#108 - banned.||12/24/2014 on banned||0|
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