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blackmanrollipolli

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:2/04/2015
Location:Alabama USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3098
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
Comment Thumbs: 3782 total,  4858 ,  1076
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:1737
FJ Points:3224
BlackMan RolliPolli

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#53 - yeah it's good but it's pretty irrelevant. Not everything need…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#73 - anonexplains (12/29/2014) [-]
is not furry it is khajiit and therefor elderscrolls.
#58 - that's actually a common practice done in the military when th… 12/29/2014 on Kaboom +1
#42 - i didnt say i don't appreciate fire fighters, just not nearly … 12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love... -1
#40 - yeah no were not on the same page here, why wouldn't you respe… 12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love... -1
#39 - so by that logic if someone who ships oil to america said &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love... -1
User avatar #41 - tzukaza (12/29/2014) [-]
everyone deserv es respect, why should people do stuff if they arent appreiciated for it?
#42 - blackmanrollipolli (12/29/2014) [-]
i didnt say i don't appreciate fire fighters, just not nearly as much as a doctor, police officer, or soldier. Fire fighters are way overrated.
#42 - if you live in alabama now, you need to educate yourself in co… 12/29/2014 on When tomorrow comes and +1
#41 - I'm from alabama and I can confirm, our students are about as …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on When tomorrow comes and +3
#53 - anonexplains (12/29/2014) [-]
I replaced computers/laptops in Elmore County this past summer. They got a bunch of Dells that were out of date five years ago. Some places had PCs from the 90s, complete with CRT monitors and NO MICE. So be happy as fuck for those Macs (even if they are Macs).

And from Prattville High where I graduated, I'm pissed about football. Library didn't have funding for some four years when I was a senior while they threw money at football players, and I doubt it's changed. A fucking back room of donated books that couldn't be put out because we couldn't make labels...not that putting more books out would make people read.
User avatar #52 - Sexysammich (12/29/2014) [-]
Except Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Texas A&M, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi State again, Georgia Southern, ULL, Arkansas State, South Carolina, Navy, BGSU, Mississippi State again, Florida International, MTSU, Arkansas, La Tech, Marshall, UAB, Duke, Abilene Christian (Shameful), Georgia again, UL Monroe, Appalachian State, South Alabama, Georgia Southern again, and ULL again.
#33 - I've never really liked firefighters. Yeah they're necessary b…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2014 on A love like ours is love... -1
User avatar #46 - heraske (12/29/2014) [-]
Fire-Based EMS.

First to respond to scene, first to give first aid and fulfill the roles of ambulance until ambulance arrives to scene.

Fire-based SWAT squad.

First to respond to terrorist incident, first to hose achmed down (this one is fake)

They also deal with HAZMAT situations, are cross trained as EMT's and Firefighters, have to deal with highway collisions that require extraction of bodies (mostly maimed and shit), and go directly into fire with nothing but turnout gear and some compressed air.
#44 - dudewitshirt (12/29/2014) [-]
They run towards dangerous situations where they can possibly die. Why shouldn't they get respect?
#43 - mastercolossus (12/29/2014) [-]
their*
also police respect firefighters enormously because of how firefighters always go in to save their asses after they get shot.
User avatar #36 - tzukaza (12/29/2014) [-]
one day they may just say "u know what we dont wanna save this house let the children, men and women trapped inside burn to death" so yes id say they deserve same damn amount of respect
User avatar #47 - heraske (12/29/2014) [-]
Firefighters operate on the Phoenix model.

Risk a lot to save a lot,
risk a little to save a little,
risk nothing to save nothing.

Also, the priorities of first responders is their own service men first, then the occupants, then property. First and second are really for any first responder that isn't SWAT or Firefighter.
#39 - blackmanrollipolli (12/29/2014) [-]
so by that logic if someone who ships oil to america said "hey im not going to do this anymore" then the entire economy would collapse so oil freighters deserve the same respect as soldiers and doctors too?
User avatar #41 - tzukaza (12/29/2014) [-]
everyone deserv es respect, why should people do stuff if they arent appreiciated for it?
#42 - blackmanrollipolli (12/29/2014) [-]
i didnt say i don't appreciate fire fighters, just not nearly as much as a doctor, police officer, or soldier. Fire fighters are way overrated.
User avatar #35 - platinumaltaria (12/29/2014) [-]
Yes, I respect the police and soldiers as much as anyone would respect violent criminals and serial killers.
#40 - blackmanrollipolli (12/29/2014) [-]
yeah no were not on the same page here, why wouldn't you respect soldiers and police?
#96 - is this you? this is what i would expect you to look like. 12/29/2014 on now you fucked up +1
#134 - so basically what your saying is that without a dick the world…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Time to haunt an FJer +2
User avatar #155 - shinyarmor (12/29/2014) [-]
YUPP
#109 - my first thought exactly.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Time to haunt an FJer 0
User avatar #115 - shinyarmor (12/29/2014) [-]
be bored afterwards, not care about aliens, find more interesting things. porn sucks cuz u got no dick, ice cream sucks cuz you got no tongue to suck dick with, and gyms suck cuz you cant excessivly exercise your dick.

you eventually realize nothing oyu do will matter and kill yourself postdeath.
UNTIL THE ALIENS COME TO SOTP YOU CUZ THEY CAN SEE GHOSTS! BOOM WHOOSH POW!
#134 - blackmanrollipolli (12/29/2014) [-]
so basically what your saying is that without a dick the world is pretty much boring af. Makes sense, i could see that.
User avatar #155 - shinyarmor (12/29/2014) [-]
YUPP
User avatar #119 - namesboo (12/29/2014) [-]
nope you spectate the aliens
#261 - Picture 12/26/2014 on Black Moms be Like +4
#108 - banned. 12/24/2014 on banned 0
#29 - what a little bitch. it's water ***** . 12/24/2014 on police brutality +2
#56 - im just here to create more purple lines. 12/24/2014 on Some people just aren't... 0
#36 - also they make you fart also they make you fart 12/24/2014 on Merry Sprouts +1
#46 - Picture 12/23/2014 on Cyanide & Happiness Title 0
#21 - ok  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on blackmanrollipolli's profile 0
User avatar #22 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
#19 - wot  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on blackmanrollipolli's profile 0
User avatar #20 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
retard
#21 - blackmanrollipolli (12/23/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #22 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
#67 - Yeah if you want a female mouth anywhere near your cock you'll… 12/23/2014 on Swon Ronson +2
#55 - I didn't find that funny at all...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Just Dad things. 0
#26 - dog is ok, i did CPR for 20 minutes until he took a ***… 12/23/2014 on crysis 2 0
#6 - here i found the larger one. 12/21/2014 on Any minute now 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Any minute now 0
#6 - blackmanrollipolli (12/21/2014) [-]
here i found the larger one.
#345 - How to stay single: School Edition 2014  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on When she won't get her hair... +6
#357 - anonexplains (12/21/2014) [-]
No.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #28 - corps (02/04/2015) [-]
Best not be reading this until around April or so, you hear me?

If you are reading it before then you ****** up big time
#23 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
#24 to #23 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah idk how to rearrange it, it's all ****** up
User avatar #25 to #24 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
The "visible sections" button or whatever it's called at the top-ish part of the page, it should be near your username. I use it to hide the comment section on my profile cause I've had people in the past who have redthumb bombed me.
#26 to #25 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah i should probably hide it. How the hell do you have so many thumbs within a month of creating your account.
User avatar #27 to #26 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
Haha I don't even know, man. I don't really come on here as much as I used to but I guess I just learned what people thought was funny. I've got quite a few top comments, that's probably why.
User avatar #18 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
tretrrd
User avatar #20 to #19 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #22 to #21 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #17 to #16 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
ha ha
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonexplains (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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