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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Alabama USA
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Comment Ranking:#1996
Highest Comment Rank:#1896
Comment Thumbs: 3365 total,  4329 ,  964
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:1536
FJ Points:2929
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#39 - **blackmanrollipolli rolls 2** magic conch will i take theon…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2014 on That better +1
User avatar #41 - theoneaboveall (11/24/2014) [-]
Thank you Magic Conch you have saved my anus
User avatar #45 - notorc (11/24/2014) [-]
**notorc rolls 9**

lol im taking ur virginity.
#47 - theoneaboveall (11/24/2014) [-]
Surprise Motherfucker time for you to never log in again
User avatar #48 - notorc (11/24/2014) [-]
**notorc rolls 3**

Will I have to delete my account oh magic conch?
User avatar #49 - notorc (11/24/2014) [-]
**notorc rolls 6**
How bout now sexy?
#51 - theoneaboveall (11/24/2014) [-]
Damn.
>Moments later
>Regret not doing it earlier
User avatar #50 - notorc (11/24/2014) [-]
I WIN
FUK U theoneaboveall
User avatar #46 - notorc (11/24/2014) [-]
oh fuck.
#40 - blackmanrollipolli (11/24/2014) [-]
well that answers that.
#16 - hes out of control 11/24/2014 on Wedding +2
#43 - no never been to a job fair, i enlisted during highschool. did… 11/24/2014 on Hue 0
#104 - this avatar **** is getting out of hand guys, too…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Asami -3
User avatar #117 - chaossniper (11/24/2014) [-]
meh 7.8
#40 - i've never heard of a police recruiter? you talkin' bout military?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Hue 0
#41 - rainyeyes (11/24/2014) [-]
Nope, police. There are agencies with an employment unit, I'd assume that's universal since 2/3 applicants get fired or quit in the first year of probation, so cops are always understaffed. You've never been to a job fair and saw cops looking to hire?
#43 - blackmanrollipolli (11/24/2014) [-]
no never been to a job fair, i enlisted during highschool. didn't know police had recruiters, that's interesting.
#44 - i think he meant to put *wank 11/24/2014 on Damn That's a big dog 0
#53 - assuming he survived the soviet wipeout of Berlin. 11/24/2014 on Smart Kid -1
#37 - that movie was good, kept me interested throughout. 8/10. 11/24/2014 on Ninja Turtles 0
#23 - ******* runescape, oh man. 11/24/2014 on green text comp 0
#23 - that scene made me cringe so bad... 11/24/2014 on I know the horse is dead... +3
#227 - more like: "I NEEEEEED ITTTTTT" 11/24/2014 on Spongebob Quotes 0
#182 - well she is 17...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
User avatar #187 - knucklebunny (11/24/2014) [-]
and?
#46 - black people originate from the jungles of africa swinging fro… 11/24/2014 on My Strange Addiction -1
#116 - dude i feel you, i think there's something wrong with me, like…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters +3
#183 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
the problem is probably you masturbate too much, dead serious
By masturbating extensively you decrease the sensitivity of your genitalia.
The tightness of your hand is usually >= a hjbj from another person because they arnt trying to hurt you, where as you know your own preference of tightness and adjust while you perform the deed
User avatar #190 - cann (11/24/2014) [-]
i do fap quite alot
User avatar #172 - knucklebunny (11/24/2014) [-]
Don't think there's anything wrong with you two. Gal just needs to find the right technique to make you finish.
#185 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
bobbing with a hand on the shaft and another on the balls, works every time
#182 - blackmanrollipolli (11/24/2014) [-]
well she is 17...
User avatar #187 - knucklebunny (11/24/2014) [-]
and?
#115 - Me and my girlfriend recently thought it would be cool if we d… 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters +2
#315 - i agree we should legalize marijuana, i agree it would stimula… 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation 0
#54 - I tried to take over the world but lost, now i'm the US's bitch. 11/22/2014 on Countries Defined 0
#14 - ***** it snowed in houston when i lived there. no… 11/22/2014 on The Land of Thirst 0
#59 - and im just here hoping one day ill wake up with you sitting o… 11/22/2014 on cute as fuck -1
#30 - I don't know whether or not the weather will improve 11/22/2014 on But she can read his mind 0
#150 - I love this game but im sick of waiting on Fleet gameplay. The… 11/22/2014 on admit it. 0
#254 - i thought the exact same thing. 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation +1
#250 - "Oh rugby players are so much tougher than american footb… 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation 0
#245 - okay but without the DEA there would be drugs sold on every st…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation +1
#312 - nipplelessmage (11/22/2014) [-]
thats exactly how drugs are sold.
in fact, if they were legal, all of that money would go into the economy actually
#315 - blackmanrollipolli (11/22/2014) [-]
i agree we should legalize marijuana, i agree it would stimulate the economy, if so many people in a "free" country want it then why shouldn't we have it? However, the DEA controls the outbreak of a mass amount of production and distribution of economy crippling drugs like meth, cocaine, and designer drugs. I'm sure the DEA doesn't give a shit about marijuana.
#390 - you won't have to worry about STD's though because ain't nobod… 11/19/2014 on da cringe-i-est 0
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User avatar #18 - kattr ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
tretrrd
User avatar #20 to #19 - kattr ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #22 to #21 - kattr ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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