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#67 - are... are you being serious? or trolling?  [+] (15 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy 0
#68 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact you have to ask disturbs me
#72 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
shit i mean you have to have a lot of damn trust in people that you view as being higher than you to believe that a man built a boat big enough to put every fucking animal safely and efficiently on it before we could even write a common language.
User avatar #73 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
well, god is all powerful, and if he wills it, even through someone other than himself, it shall be
#77 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
wow. okay im done. unmutually i don't need the self satisfaction of closure that I'm right and someone on my computer screen isn't. If you find happiness in blindly following a book unrelative to the modern world by any means with no questioning on pursuing truth allowed then go for it. just don't expect to be any kind of leader in this world.
#78 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
thats right bitch
stay out of my territory
#69 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
well you've already shown your not a very smart person... you can never be too sure with the uneducated, nieve, ignorant followers of this world.
#70 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what makes you say I'm uneducated?
my religion? way2beadouche
#74 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact that you refer to it as a religion shows you dont even follow it. In the bible it clearly states many times that christianity should not be viewed as a religion but instead a lifestyle and mindset. just stop trying. it's obvious here who knows what they're talking about.
User avatar #120 - steamloler (11/12/2013) [-]
Christianity is very much a religion...

Its Buddhists who claimed the Buddha to not be a god or a prophet...
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (11/12/2013) [-]
To be honest you're being more pathetic than him.
#76 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
in Leviticus 19:19 it also says "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" but does anyone follow that?
#79 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
your odd collection of "autistic, nerdy?, unsocialable people" kind of makes me think there's some serious insecurities about themselves here.
#80 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
way to change the subject
#82 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
xxmemesxx wins this computer argument everyone.
#83 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
#65 - so you couldnt be any older than what? 25? and you have kids? …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy +1
User avatar #66 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what does my body type have to do with my children you faggot
#62 - timestamp it.  [+] (17 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy 0
User avatar #64 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
nigger do you know how much postage costs these days
stamp your own damn pictures faggots
#67 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
are... are you being serious? or trolling?
#68 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact you have to ask disturbs me
#72 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
shit i mean you have to have a lot of damn trust in people that you view as being higher than you to believe that a man built a boat big enough to put every fucking animal safely and efficiently on it before we could even write a common language.
User avatar #73 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
well, god is all powerful, and if he wills it, even through someone other than himself, it shall be
#77 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
wow. okay im done. unmutually i don't need the self satisfaction of closure that I'm right and someone on my computer screen isn't. If you find happiness in blindly following a book unrelative to the modern world by any means with no questioning on pursuing truth allowed then go for it. just don't expect to be any kind of leader in this world.
#78 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
thats right bitch
stay out of my territory
#69 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
well you've already shown your not a very smart person... you can never be too sure with the uneducated, nieve, ignorant followers of this world.
#70 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what makes you say I'm uneducated?
my religion? way2beadouche
#74 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact that you refer to it as a religion shows you dont even follow it. In the bible it clearly states many times that christianity should not be viewed as a religion but instead a lifestyle and mindset. just stop trying. it's obvious here who knows what they're talking about.
User avatar #120 - steamloler (11/12/2013) [-]
Christianity is very much a religion...

Its Buddhists who claimed the Buddha to not be a god or a prophet...
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (11/12/2013) [-]
To be honest you're being more pathetic than him.
#76 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
in Leviticus 19:19 it also says "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" but does anyone follow that?
#79 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
your odd collection of "autistic, nerdy?, unsocialable people" kind of makes me think there's some serious insecurities about themselves here.
#80 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
way to change the subject
#82 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
xxmemesxx wins this computer argument everyone.
#83 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
#60 - want one with a timestamp? 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy 0
#59 - heres what i look like.  [+] (25 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy -3
#61 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
jesus christ your stomach looks like it has downs syndrome
heres me
goml
#105 - steamloler (11/12/2013) [-]
+1 that was funny as fuck
#86 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
so you couldnt be any older than what? 25? and you have kids? and they're good and christian filled? yeah i bet.
User avatar #66 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what does my body type have to do with my children you faggot
#63 - allcloppersmustpie has deleted their comment.
#62 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
timestamp it.
User avatar #64 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
nigger do you know how much postage costs these days
stamp your own damn pictures faggots
#67 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
are... are you being serious? or trolling?
#68 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact you have to ask disturbs me
#72 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
shit i mean you have to have a lot of damn trust in people that you view as being higher than you to believe that a man built a boat big enough to put every fucking animal safely and efficiently on it before we could even write a common language.
User avatar #73 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
well, god is all powerful, and if he wills it, even through someone other than himself, it shall be
#77 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
wow. okay im done. unmutually i don't need the self satisfaction of closure that I'm right and someone on my computer screen isn't. If you find happiness in blindly following a book unrelative to the modern world by any means with no questioning on pursuing truth allowed then go for it. just don't expect to be any kind of leader in this world.
#78 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
thats right bitch
stay out of my territory
#69 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
well you've already shown your not a very smart person... you can never be too sure with the uneducated, nieve, ignorant followers of this world.
#70 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what makes you say I'm uneducated?
my religion? way2beadouche
#74 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact that you refer to it as a religion shows you dont even follow it. In the bible it clearly states many times that christianity should not be viewed as a religion but instead a lifestyle and mindset. just stop trying. it's obvious here who knows what they're talking about.
User avatar #120 - steamloler (11/12/2013) [-]
Christianity is very much a religion...

Its Buddhists who claimed the Buddha to not be a god or a prophet...
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (11/12/2013) [-]
To be honest you're being more pathetic than him.
#76 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
in Leviticus 19:19 it also says "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" but does anyone follow that?
#79 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
your odd collection of "autistic, nerdy?, unsocialable people" kind of makes me think there's some serious insecurities about themselves here.
#80 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
way to change the subject
#82 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
xxmemesxx wins this computer argument everyone.
#83 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
#57 - *Christian Logic*  [+] (28 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy +5
#58 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
you dropped your fedora you ugly faggot
#60 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
want one with a timestamp?
#59 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
heres what i look like.
#61 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
jesus christ your stomach looks like it has downs syndrome
heres me
goml
#105 - steamloler (11/12/2013) [-]
+1 that was funny as fuck
#86 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
so you couldnt be any older than what? 25? and you have kids? and they're good and christian filled? yeah i bet.
User avatar #66 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what does my body type have to do with my children you faggot
#63 - allcloppersmustpie has deleted their comment.
#62 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
timestamp it.
User avatar #64 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
nigger do you know how much postage costs these days
stamp your own damn pictures faggots
#67 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
are... are you being serious? or trolling?
#68 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact you have to ask disturbs me
#72 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
shit i mean you have to have a lot of damn trust in people that you view as being higher than you to believe that a man built a boat big enough to put every fucking animal safely and efficiently on it before we could even write a common language.
User avatar #73 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
well, god is all powerful, and if he wills it, even through someone other than himself, it shall be
#77 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
wow. okay im done. unmutually i don't need the self satisfaction of closure that I'm right and someone on my computer screen isn't. If you find happiness in blindly following a book unrelative to the modern world by any means with no questioning on pursuing truth allowed then go for it. just don't expect to be any kind of leader in this world.
#78 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
thats right bitch
stay out of my territory
#69 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
well you've already shown your not a very smart person... you can never be too sure with the uneducated, nieve, ignorant followers of this world.
#70 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
what makes you say I'm uneducated?
my religion? way2beadouche
#74 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
the fact that you refer to it as a religion shows you dont even follow it. In the bible it clearly states many times that christianity should not be viewed as a religion but instead a lifestyle and mindset. just stop trying. it's obvious here who knows what they're talking about.
User avatar #120 - steamloler (11/12/2013) [-]
Christianity is very much a religion...

Its Buddhists who claimed the Buddha to not be a god or a prophet...
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (11/12/2013) [-]
To be honest you're being more pathetic than him.
#76 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
in Leviticus 19:19 it also says "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" but does anyone follow that?
#79 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
your odd collection of "autistic, nerdy?, unsocialable people" kind of makes me think there's some serious insecurities about themselves here.
#80 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
way to change the subject
#82 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
xxmemesxx wins this computer argument everyone.
#83 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
#56 - admin, do you smell of blueberry poptarts and fresh pine wood? 11/12/2013 on Bill Nye the Dancing Guy +1
#323 - Im pretty sure if americans have ever given a **** … 11/12/2013 on America 0
#396 - well... maybe if you don't want negative feedback to your beli…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Effect of Feminism 5 0
User avatar #398 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]
Also I am guessing you are from America and America is 23rd in the world for gender equality, that is fucking terrible for a leading economy.

I am from Ireland, my country is 5th in the world for gender equality, women here really aren't oppressed, except maybe when it comes to abortions and shit, because we are such a catholic dominated country.
I think you have to realise that not long ago women were treated like second class citizens and in islamic countries, they 100% still are.
In high end jobs in a lot of the western world, women are more likely to be discriminated against because people don't want to hire them because the risk of pregnancy. They will have to pay for that.
The reason I am a feminist is not to fight for anything, it's more of a pride thing. I am so grateful for the women who fought so I wouldnt be treated like shit because of my gender.
Also because the shit that happens in islamic countries is upsetting, but there are islamic feminists, which is cool.
I would consider myself a marxist liberal feminist, who also tries to find reasons why there is discrimination within the female gender, nothing to do with men.
User avatar #397 - TheseChocodiles (11/12/2013) [-]
Well done you got me completely wrong, you know honestly what I wanted? Objective people with objective questions.
people who were educated on feminism and the world to have some sort of understanding, enough to give me a chance.
But instead I get people like you.
All of these people who absolutely just do not get it and refuse to get it because of what they see on the internet.
#292 - what if i told you... nobody cares...  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Effect of Feminism 5 0
User avatar #369 - TheseChocodiles (11/11/2013) [-]
have you ever seen funnyjunk talk about feminism?
It's ridiculous.
I was procrastinating and what better way for distraction than admitting your a feminist on funnyjunk, and doing so in such a way that makes people dislike you even more.

#396 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
well... maybe if you don't want negative feedback to your beliefs then don't post them somewhere you know you'll get a negative response... or is that just too simple for someone as complicated as you. You probably just "see this world for what it is... just an unfair and de-feminizing place full of men who take advantage of women and mistreat them." I'm sure you're just full of good answers as to why women are so opressed these days. I mean it's not like you have your own fucking amendments to the freaking constitution that first founded the beliefs of a COUNTRY to give you equal rights. AND WHO'S SIGNATURES WERE ON IT??? MEN'S SIGNATURES.

+1 point to Blackmanrollipolli. And yes i did just stereotype the F**K out of you, sue me.
User avatar #398 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2013) [-]
Also I am guessing you are from America and America is 23rd in the world for gender equality, that is fucking terrible for a leading economy.

I am from Ireland, my country is 5th in the world for gender equality, women here really aren't oppressed, except maybe when it comes to abortions and shit, because we are such a catholic dominated country.
I think you have to realise that not long ago women were treated like second class citizens and in islamic countries, they 100% still are.
In high end jobs in a lot of the western world, women are more likely to be discriminated against because people don't want to hire them because the risk of pregnancy. They will have to pay for that.
The reason I am a feminist is not to fight for anything, it's more of a pride thing. I am so grateful for the women who fought so I wouldnt be treated like shit because of my gender.
Also because the shit that happens in islamic countries is upsetting, but there are islamic feminists, which is cool.
I would consider myself a marxist liberal feminist, who also tries to find reasons why there is discrimination within the female gender, nothing to do with men.
User avatar #397 - TheseChocodiles (11/12/2013) [-]
Well done you got me completely wrong, you know honestly what I wanted? Objective people with objective questions.
people who were educated on feminism and the world to have some sort of understanding, enough to give me a chance.
But instead I get people like you.
All of these people who absolutely just do not get it and refuse to get it because of what they see on the internet.
#165 - that's what happens when you ask a fox what he says too much. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on This guy wanted to come in... 0
#172 - rdnyan (11/03/2013) [-]
#137 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2013 on This guy wanted to come in... +6
User avatar #160 - bumpin (11/03/2013) [-]
that picture is terrifying for some reason
#165 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2013) [-]
that's what happens when you ask a fox what he says too much. terrifying things happen.
#172 - rdnyan (11/03/2013) [-]
#176 - actually i'm from the south and using the term, "you're f… 10/19/2013 on The Statue Of... 0
#68 - hey! maybe no one knows what country your from because it does…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2013 on The Statue Of... 0
#69 - mytwocents has deleted their comment.
#176 - blackmanrollipolli (10/19/2013) [-]
actually i'm from the south and using the term, "you're from" isn't considered bad grammar at all... i think i missed the apostrophe but we don't have the best education down in alabama... 49/50 in education actually. regardless, no one cares.
User avatar #72 - EdwardNigma (10/17/2013) [-]
Your grammar isn't exactly up to par either.
And it's not a good thing at all.
#92 - that picture was selected because i had no other suitable pict… 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
#30 - i have america day coming up in like a week and i was alre… 10/16/2013 on Congress 0
#85 - well then your really not a "vegan." you have no pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
#87 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
That picture... was not at all one I was expecting.

I'm a vegan by definition, not by nature. It doesn't matter. I only mentioned it 'cause it was relevant to the content.
The propane industry has not been harmed by me. My dad barbecues even when there's snow on the ground. Simply because I do not currently consume the product of the grill doesn't mean Hank's export was harmed.
#92 - blackmanrollipolli (10/16/2013) [-]
that picture was selected because i had no other suitable picture in my FJ folder. and i like it.

You can try to deceive us with your explanations and excuses but we all know your plot to end the propane industry by hitting it where it really hurts, arlington texas. we all know that the tailspin that will ensue in the propane industry will spark a revolution in charcoal based grilling and you and your charcoal mining buddies down at the old coal mine can prosper and live satisfied lives while poor bobby hill is forced to drop out of school to work at a hamburger bun factory to help pay the bills while hank hill takes up drinking alchoholic beverages. their marriage will fall apart and leave an emotional scar on their precious bobby hill that will result in years of misery and alchoholism, eventually killing him through the use of crystal meth. YOU ARE FEEDING BOBBY CRYSTAL METH.
#19 - well your in luck man, 99% of women at random times seem compl… 10/16/2013 on Kenny's Destiny. -2
#49 - MFW my name is Jesse too... feels good man. 10/16/2013 on Aaron Paul +1
#48 - dude im a Jesse too... but i go by Logan... feels bad man. sti…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Aaron Paul +3
User avatar #75 - commanderbunbun (10/16/2013) [-]
Logan's stupid, you should go by Flynn
#47 - well not everyone watches his stupid show. gif was funny thoug… 10/16/2013 on Aaron Paul +2
#78 - that looks like one of those cheap steaks you get at a golden … 10/16/2013 on tough choice +1
#77 - YOU are the reason Hank Hill could lose his job by not buying …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on tough choice +1
User avatar #83 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
I actually love meat and use propane when I barbecue.
Ribs are my favorite. Hot dogs are a super close second.
Hank Hill will have to learn to forgive me while I take a minor dietary detour.

I got very sick a long time ago. I stopped eating eventually became anorexic because of the anorexia, my doctors decided that I might as well try to wipe out any and all chemicals in my body. I'm not allowed protein or vitamin D in my new diet hence the veganism.
I still don't have my appetite back and survive day to day by almost exclusively drinking organic carrot-apple juice that I make. It's actually very good. I don't hate it.
I do not really see myself as a vegan as the diet is more something that happened rather than a moral choice but by technical terms I'm what one may call a "raw vegan."
#85 - blackmanrollipolli (10/16/2013) [-]
well then your really not a "vegan." you have no problem eating animals but you share the same diet as a vegan due to the circumstances. regardless, without your financial support to the propane industry, hank hill may be unemployed in the near future and the blame will be on you... i just hope your proud of what you've done. bobby has a future ahead of him... he needs you... bobby needs you ButtonFly.
#87 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
That picture... was not at all one I was expecting.

I'm a vegan by definition, not by nature. It doesn't matter. I only mentioned it 'cause it was relevant to the content.
The propane industry has not been harmed by me. My dad barbecues even when there's snow on the ground. Simply because I do not currently consume the product of the grill doesn't mean Hank's export was harmed.
#92 - blackmanrollipolli (10/16/2013) [-]
that picture was selected because i had no other suitable picture in my FJ folder. and i like it.

You can try to deceive us with your explanations and excuses but we all know your plot to end the propane industry by hitting it where it really hurts, arlington texas. we all know that the tailspin that will ensue in the propane industry will spark a revolution in charcoal based grilling and you and your charcoal mining buddies down at the old coal mine can prosper and live satisfied lives while poor bobby hill is forced to drop out of school to work at a hamburger bun factory to help pay the bills while hank hill takes up drinking alchoholic beverages. their marriage will fall apart and leave an emotional scar on their precious bobby hill that will result in years of misery and alchoholism, eventually killing him through the use of crystal meth. YOU ARE FEEDING BOBBY CRYSTAL METH.
#76 - mfw seeing that and being hungry as **** . 10/16/2013 on tough choice +1
#75 - FJ's face when we see your post. 10/16/2013 on tough choice -1
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User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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