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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Alabama USA
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Comment Ranking:#2213
Highest Comment Rank:#2134
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#452 - that's awesome, thanks for you're future service. Hooyah! 12/17/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#149 - The Navy rescued him. That's a sailor's dress uniform. why hes…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Amazing 0
User avatar #176 - cdmin (12/17/2014) [-]
it was a joke!
#166 - I have a 20 year old autistic step-brother and one time when h… 12/17/2014 on bumburner 0
#9 - sometimes i think that. like right now i could just move my ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 0
#29 - bwiedieter (12/17/2014) [-]
Things like that are actually pretty normal "Thanatos Compleces". Many people have them, but only the really insane act on them.
It´s like the thought of "I have this here kitchen knife. I could murder my family in two minutes and then slit my own wrists with it".
But as long as you snap out of it at that very moment, and if you feel disgusted and ashamed of yourself for having these thoughts... you´re normal.
Still fucked up, but normal.
This video with Michael from VSauce describes it REALLY well. that´s a show I can whole-heartedly recommend to anyone ever! Why Are Things Creepy?
relevant bit starts just after 05:40 minutes.
#87 - well the night ended with me ******* her sister i… 12/17/2014 on "Can I touch it?" 0
#18 - wtf did you roll, a pocket pussy for squids? 12/16/2014 on he deserve it 0
#15 - humans are ****** up, like who has a fetish for …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Shit happens +4
User avatar #19 - keltainenlumi (12/16/2014) [-]
Maybe she just had to shit really bad
#12 - dude my girlfriend is a kleptomaniac, she steals so much … 12/16/2014 on Start putting it up in... -1
#22 - that was bad and you should feel bad, get in timeout.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Silly Facebook +3
#23 - bleeduntildeath (12/16/2014) [-]
don't you have a train to go follow CJ?
#188 - If you've managed to run an independent company yourself doing…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
User avatar #192 - xbyronx (12/16/2014) [-]
So far, average about $65 an hour most days. Depends how long I work. 12 hour days I usually only make about $21 an hour though.
#186 - I took the ASVAB a while back before I enlisted, I waaaay over…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
User avatar #450 - telekinesis (12/17/2014) [-]
You and a few others here really helped to calm me down yesterday and I ant to thank you ever so much, I scored a 60 on the test and got the job I was requesting so everything is in order. You guys rule!
#452 - blackmanrollipolli (12/17/2014) [-]
that's awesome, thanks for you're future service. Hooyah!
#183 - what kind of company?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
User avatar #184 - xbyronx (12/16/2014) [-]
Computer and electronics repair and servicing. Also Cyber security consultation and webdesign.
#188 - blackmanrollipolli (12/16/2014) [-]
If you've managed to run an independent company yourself doing that, I know your doing fine on money.
User avatar #192 - xbyronx (12/16/2014) [-]
So far, average about $65 an hour most days. Depends how long I work. 12 hour days I usually only make about $21 an hour though.
#182 - My life is pretty easy right now i'd say except for very recen…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#224 - bazda (12/16/2014) [-]
Talk it out, dude. Tell HER how you feel the relationship is going, not us. (I know, you were asked.) If you let this sit and stew it's not gonna end well, I promise you. Sit down and talk through everything about the situation that she's concerned about. If she hasn't been herself lately, she has a lot on her mind, so give her a chance to get it out.
Those 4 words than every man hates to hear: "We need to talk" You better use them before she does.

But that's just my 2 cents, man. You can take it or leave it.
#1 - HFW 12/16/2014 on Sounds good Grandma 0
#89 - buy the knock-off plan b at walmart, that's what i always do w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Science! 0
User avatar #210 - sketchysketchist (12/16/2014) [-]
What if the bitch don't want to take it?
Should I get a funnel and some rope?
#86 - no your mayonaise is what gets the girl pregnant.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Science! 0
User avatar #87 - sketchysketchist (12/16/2014) [-]
Shit.
I think I need to start saving up for an abortion.
#89 - blackmanrollipolli (12/16/2014) [-]
buy the knock-off plan b at walmart, that's what i always do when i leave my mayonaise places it shouldn't have been left.
User avatar #210 - sketchysketchist (12/16/2014) [-]
What if the bitch don't want to take it?
Should I get a funnel and some rope?
#22 - One time i was on a cruise flirting this girl up hard and some…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on "Can I touch it?" +81
User avatar #86 - mariopimp (12/16/2014) [-]
Well why didn't you ask to touch her boobs?
#71 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Damn you're so beta that cockblocking is natural for you.
#66 - pengpeng (12/16/2014) [-]
wow what a bitch she's not worth it man
#65 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Clear sign that the chick wasn't into you

Deal with it
#42 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
BETA AS FUCK YO
#87 - blackmanrollipolli (12/17/2014) [-]
well the night ended with me fucking her sister instead so it wasn't that Beta.
#21 - that can be taken in an optimistic way or a pessimistic way. 12/16/2014 on "Can I touch it?" +1
#17 - SANTAS NOT GETTING **** FOR CHRISTMAS 12/16/2014 on Dad no... 0
#106 - idk i love butts. like im definitely a butt guy but i prefer a… 12/16/2014 on size does matter +1
#17 - because no one likes baseball anymore well its true  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Silly Facebook +2
User avatar #30 - waaw (12/16/2014) [-]
I like baseball
#20 - bleeduntildeath (12/16/2014) [-]
well I guess that makes it america's PASS time
#22 - blackmanrollipolli (12/16/2014) [-]
that was bad and you should feel bad, get in timeout.
#23 - bleeduntildeath (12/16/2014) [-]
don't you have a train to go follow CJ?
#307 - >Chief in the Navy mentioned >"He's a great guy… 12/16/2014 on Mens Rights Activist -2
#9 - but... the midnight release was in 2013...  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2014 on God damn Glitch -1
#12 - ugoboom (12/15/2014) [-]
midnight was a pun on black
#17 - lewdchalupa (12/15/2014) [-]
No...no it was not.

How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?
#18 - ugoboom (12/15/2014) [-]
i honestly thought that was the joke
someone help
#19 - lewdchalupa (12/15/2014) [-]
A midnight release is when Gamestop stays open at midnight to hold a bit of an event for a game that's being released. They usually give out prizes hold raffles and do other fun shit there. The point being that you obviously can't do that on Amazon.
User avatar #26 - saytwaa (12/15/2014) [-]
my ass, the one i went to for skyrim had 3 people dressed up in line and the staff was tired and bored. my gamestop may not be that peppy
#27 - lewdchalupa (12/15/2014) [-]
Eh, some aren't. There's two in my area; one is full of pretty cool guys, and the other is full of incompetent dicks.
User avatar #28 - saytwaa (12/15/2014) [-]
yep, its a dick fest at ours, makes me sad. havent been in there since gta 5 came out though, for all i know they got new folks up there
User avatar #11 - nefarian (12/15/2014) [-]
Yes?
#5 - those damn chinese... they'll come up with any excuse just to … 12/14/2014 on 9/11 All over again 0
#2 - jesus christ, this is why you dont go down on girls you dont know. 12/14/2014 on Insert clever title +1
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User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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