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Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Alabama USA
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#76 - had no clue we had a navy base there. I'm about to ship to Nav…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Merry Christmas 0
#77 - stlassassinfhc (2 hours ago) [-]
There are alot of bases that few knows about.
#78 - blackmanrollipolli (2 hours ago) [-]
im supposed to gain top secret clearance during Aircrew training, maybe i'll find out about them.
#79 - stlassassinfhc (1 hour ago) [-]
thats pretty much they go through your background and shit. Its not like they brief you one everything. if it pertains to your job you will know
#48 - I didnt follow directions. had too much fun. what do now 3 hours ago on Talk shit get hit 0
#25 - I was about 80% positive i would see this gif in the comments.… 3 hours ago on He's got a point +1
#72 - what branch? i didnt know we had anyone deployed to kenya  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on Merry Christmas 0
#75 - stlassassinfhc (2 hours ago) [-]
Army, but its navy base with also marines here. Small amount of personnel, we mostly fall under Djibouti. Camp Simba is the name in Manda Bay
#76 - blackmanrollipolli (2 hours ago) [-]
had no clue we had a navy base there. I'm about to ship to Navy basic, still learning.
#77 - stlassassinfhc (2 hours ago) [-]
There are alot of bases that few knows about.
#78 - blackmanrollipolli (2 hours ago) [-]
im supposed to gain top secret clearance during Aircrew training, maybe i'll find out about them.
#79 - stlassassinfhc (1 hour ago) [-]
thats pretty much they go through your background and shit. Its not like they brief you one everything. if it pertains to your job you will know
#138 - whoah there friend. you might need to slow down  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on kekekeke 0
#139 - Minnesota (12/19/2014) [-]
There are no brakes on the rape train.
User avatar #140 - sexymobile (12/19/2014) [-]
it's this type of thing that makes me proud to be a Minnesotan.
#141 - Minnesota (12/19/2014) [-]
You're God Damn right.
#84 - living on the beach, it was 70 the other day. never seen snow … 12/19/2014 on Snaw 0
#23 - when you show up at the party and all the girls are already drinking 12/19/2014 on ooga booga +10
#71 - someone's angry that they're still single. 12/19/2014 on lol +1
#149 - haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#29 - oh **** i just burned calories from laughing at t… 12/19/2014 on Uncle Phil 0
#147 - i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's bein…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#208 - ***** im jealous. can i play hide and seek with you 12/19/2014 on /b/ makes games +1
#145 - she texts me back today at 1pm saying "oh sorry im really…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #146 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
if thats what youre gonna do, then ok. But im stil in love with my girl
#147 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's being a bitch to me so im not going to keep begging her. She's going to need to miss me to want me back. Giving her attention by telling her how much i love and miss her wont make her miss me. I know you don't want to but the best thing to do is leave her alone and make her miss you, in the meantime go see other girls.
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#65 - no i did it so i could jerk off later to it. 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
#64 - ok. 12/18/2014 on what a jerk +1
#47 - at the time i was 18. it may be illegal now though. i have pro…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #48 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Even if you were 18, it would be illegal for her because she wasn't 18. One cannot be in a porno under the age of 18.
User avatar #63 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, he was merely 18. They problably just videotaped their sex and went all excited "Wooow, we made a porn movie, we're so cool". Some teenagers love to show off with the fact they have sex, but it beats me why.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no i did it so i could jerk off later to it.
#45 - i actually made a porn one time with her.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #46 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Now that's definitely illegal, considering you said she was 17.
#47 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
at the time i was 18. it may be illegal now though. i have probably 200 cheese pizzas from her
User avatar #48 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Even if you were 18, it would be illegal for her because she wasn't 18. One cannot be in a porno under the age of 18.
User avatar #63 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, he was merely 18. They problably just videotaped their sex and went all excited "Wooow, we made a porn movie, we're so cool". Some teenagers love to show off with the fact they have sex, but it beats me why.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no i did it so i could jerk off later to it.
#37 - roll tide? 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
#130 - she never called. **** her, if she's going to tre…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #144 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
god damn bro. keep me updated
#145 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
she texts me back today at 1pm saying "oh sorry im really sick. after work i just fell asleep and i just woke up" which i believe but still... she could have told me that. then i said "alright well hope you get feeling better" ive been talking to a porn actress and another 9/10 since yesterday so whatevs
User avatar #146 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
if thats what youre gonna do, then ok. But im stil in love with my girl
#147 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's being a bitch to me so im not going to keep begging her. She's going to need to miss me to want me back. Giving her attention by telling her how much i love and miss her wont make her miss me. I know you don't want to but the best thing to do is leave her alone and make her miss you, in the meantime go see other girls.
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#33 - > ****** >keep it in your pants whit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
User avatar #36 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
You call people nigger when they're being a nigger, nigger.

idk why im so hostile its just gross to do it in public tho dude.
#31 - i still live with her parents, she still lives with her parent…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #32 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Keep it in your pants nigger, no one wants to hear that, I can understand you being a hormonal goosedong but cmon.
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
>nigger
>keep it in your pants
white and why should i, that's not any fun.
User avatar #36 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
You call people nigger when they're being a nigger, nigger.

idk why im so hostile its just gross to do it in public tho dude.
#23 - yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#20 - wut. steal things?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
User avatar #22 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's public indecency, and I think that's a misdemeanor.

Whoa, reading up on it...it gets pretty real if high-schoolers do it (which they do). Minimum of 6 years in prison if convicted twice
#28 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I guess that's why cops let them off all the time
#23 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal as long as no one can see you. like i said dont do it in the open but doing it in privacy? nothing wrong with that
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#18 - no.. its legal. someone can ask you to leave but its not illegal.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -6
#62 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
If they asked you to leave, you should be thankful as fuck, because these people simply didn't want to completely humiliate you two by calling the police and have them drag your moronic, half-naked asses to the station.

It's still illegal, but some people are just more decent than you and your gf are. You should learn from them.
#64 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
ok.
#17 - Idk guys i never find this guy funny. just something about him. 12/18/2014 on Pie Chart +2
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User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #17 to #16 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
ha ha
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
#4 to #3 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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