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blackmanrollipolli

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:2/04/2015
Location:Alabama USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5359
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
Comment Thumbs: 3782 total,  4858 ,  1076
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:1730
FJ Points:3224
BlackMan RolliPolli

latest user's comments

#182 - well she is 17...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
User avatar #187 - knucklebunny (11/24/2014) [-]
and?
#46 - black people originate from the jungles of africa swinging fro… 11/24/2014 on My Strange Addiction -1
#116 - dude i feel you, i think there's something wrong with me, like…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters +3
#183 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
the problem is probably you masturbate too much, dead serious
By masturbating extensively you decrease the sensitivity of your genitalia.
The tightness of your hand is usually >= a hjbj from another person because they arnt trying to hurt you, where as you know your own preference of tightness and adjust while you perform the deed
User avatar #190 - cann (11/24/2014) [-]
i do fap quite alot
User avatar #172 - knucklebunny (11/24/2014) [-]
Don't think there's anything wrong with you two. Gal just needs to find the right technique to make you finish.
#185 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
bobbing with a hand on the shaft and another on the balls, works every time
#182 - blackmanrollipolli (11/24/2014) [-]
well she is 17...
User avatar #187 - knucklebunny (11/24/2014) [-]
and?
#115 - Me and my girlfriend recently thought it would be cool if we d… 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters +2
#315 - i agree we should legalize marijuana, i agree it would stimula… 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation 0
#54 - I tried to take over the world but lost, now i'm the US's bitch. 11/22/2014 on Countries Defined 0
#14 - ***** it snowed in houston when i lived there. not that hot. 11/22/2014 on The Land of Thirst 0
#59 - and im just here hoping one day ill wake up with you sitting o… 11/22/2014 on cute as fuck -1
#30 - I don't know whether or not the weather will improve 11/22/2014 on But she can read his mind 0
#150 - I love this game but im sick of waiting on Fleet gameplay. The… 11/22/2014 on admit it. 0
#254 - i thought the exact same thing. 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation +1
#250 - "Oh rugby players are so much tougher than american footb… 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation 0
#245 - okay but without the DEA there would be drugs sold on every st…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation +1
#312 - nipplelessmage (11/22/2014) [-]
thats exactly how drugs are sold.
in fact, if they were legal, all of that money would go into the economy actually
#315 - blackmanrollipolli (11/22/2014) [-]
i agree we should legalize marijuana, i agree it would stimulate the economy, if so many people in a "free" country want it then why shouldn't we have it? However, the DEA controls the outbreak of a mass amount of production and distribution of economy crippling drugs like meth, cocaine, and designer drugs. I'm sure the DEA doesn't give a shit about marijuana.
#390 - you won't have to worry about STD's though because ain't nobod… 11/19/2014 on da cringe-i-est 0
#389 - ugh yeah but we're gonna need alcohol, most feminists are 3/10… 11/19/2014 on da cringe-i-est 0
#98 - yeah can't complain there. I ended up buying two cars with it.…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Accident 0
User avatar #99 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I had to look up what you were talking about, you lucky bastard.
User avatar #100 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I'd take the Trans Am over the Camero, though.
User avatar #101 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
"Camaro", fuck.
#96 - yeah meant right, yeah it's pretty sad...  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Accident 0
User avatar #97 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
It'll be okay lil' nigga. At least you got 8 grand out of it.
#98 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
yeah can't complain there. I ended up buying two cars with it. 92' RS Camaro super clean condition and a 81' Turbo Trans Am.
User avatar #99 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I had to look up what you were talking about, you lucky bastard.
User avatar #100 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I'd take the Trans Am over the Camero, though.
User avatar #101 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
"Camaro", fuck.
#134 - I can't wait for Florida State to not be able to pull a win ou… 11/18/2014 on favorite twitter account +1
#133 - oh gotcha 11/18/2014 on favorite twitter account 0
#94 - there it is after the dumbass shown on the left merged into me…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Accident 0
User avatar #95 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
On the left? Also, it's still a sexy car.
#96 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
yeah meant right, yeah it's pretty sad...
User avatar #97 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
It'll be okay lil' nigga. At least you got 8 grand out of it.
#98 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
yeah can't complain there. I ended up buying two cars with it. 92' RS Camaro super clean condition and a 81' Turbo Trans Am.
User avatar #99 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I had to look up what you were talking about, you lucky bastard.
User avatar #100 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I'd take the Trans Am over the Camero, though.
User avatar #101 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
"Camaro", fuck.
#120 - I understood everything but the rosetta stone part  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on favorite twitter account 0
#259 - sparkshock (11/18/2014) [-]
He's still trying to learn English. Talks like a nigger lol
User avatar #132 - greycatmon (11/18/2014) [-]
He can say "Fuck her right in the pussy!" in every language now!
#134 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
I can't wait for Florida State to not be able to pull a win out of their ass so he'll drop his ego. Roll tide.
#133 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
oh gotcha
#31 - Picture 11/18/2014 on No title required 0
#90 - this last may I paid $4900 for a rare sports car Limited…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Accident +1
#139 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
so you paid 4900 for the car and got almost double the amount? wow the insurance company really fucked you over
User avatar #92 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I would have sex with car. That is a nice ass car.
#94 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
there it is after the dumbass shown on the left merged into me on the interstate not paying attention. it still cranks and idles and runs fine, plan on fixing it. It was my baby.
User avatar #95 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
On the left? Also, it's still a sexy car.
#96 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
yeah meant right, yeah it's pretty sad...
User avatar #97 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
It'll be okay lil' nigga. At least you got 8 grand out of it.
#98 - blackmanrollipolli (11/18/2014) [-]
yeah can't complain there. I ended up buying two cars with it. 92' RS Camaro super clean condition and a 81' Turbo Trans Am.
User avatar #99 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I had to look up what you were talking about, you lucky bastard.
User avatar #100 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
I'd take the Trans Am over the Camero, though.
User avatar #101 - vortexrain (11/18/2014) [-]
"Camaro", fuck.
#75 - um.. can i get to know you first atleast?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on But mainly the twelfth one 0
User avatar #81 - Compootor (11/17/2014) [-]
No, that would completely ruin the experience.
#1 - so im not the only one analyzes ads like this, like he tells h… 11/16/2014 on Real MVP 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #28 - corps (02/04/2015) [-]
Best not be reading this until around April or so, you hear me?

If you are reading it before then you ****** up big time
#23 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
#24 to #23 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah idk how to rearrange it, it's all ****** up
User avatar #25 to #24 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
The "visible sections" button or whatever it's called at the top-ish part of the page, it should be near your username. I use it to hide the comment section on my profile cause I've had people in the past who have redthumb bombed me.
#26 to #25 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah i should probably hide it. How the hell do you have so many thumbs within a month of creating your account.
User avatar #27 to #26 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
Haha I don't even know, man. I don't really come on here as much as I used to but I guess I just learned what people thought was funny. I've got quite a few top comments, that's probably why.
User avatar #18 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
tretrrd
User avatar #20 to #19 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #22 to #21 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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