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#115 - ok update, she's only 4 days late. but i'll definitely tell he…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Every Time 0
#116 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
4- not 8 again sorry.
#92 - oh well i have money and a job. i pull out everytime, she shou…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Every Time 0
User avatar #94 - jokekill (09/01/2014) [-]
No it's not normal.
Unless she's on birth control, like the implant tends to do that.
Otherwise, having a long or heavy period is a big warning sign. It is one of the first symptoms of poly-cystic ovaries, which left untreated can cause infertility or turn deadly.
Please tell her to go to a doctor.

P.s. pull out method does not work, i know this from experience.
#115 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
ok update, she's only 4 days late. but i'll definitely tell her. she's not on any birth control but she took plan b like 2 weeks before the 3 week period... she's 8 days late on her normal schedule but it hasnt been but like a week and a half since her period ended.
#116 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
4- not 8 again sorry.
#93 - megayoming (09/01/2014) [-]
1.Use a condom.

2.Use counter receptives.

3.Always pull out never inside.

Doesn't matter if you pullout safety before pleasure.

I was the Condom pill and my mother and father where apparently sterile learn from the stupid learn damn you.
#89 - Spongebob Adult Version. Funniest thing on youtube IMO. I… 09/01/2014 on TV Show Facts 0
#88 - Oh man, my girlfriend and i were just discussing this this mor…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Every Time 0
#91 - megayoming (09/01/2014) [-]
Get a job.

Save your money.

Hold your breath and pray that her oven is not baking.
#92 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
oh well i have money and a job. i pull out everytime, she shouldnt be. i mean't like advice on if it's normal after having a period for 3 weeks straight not to have another in two weeks. Been dating 6 months so if so atleast it won't be that bad...
User avatar #94 - jokekill (09/01/2014) [-]
No it's not normal.
Unless she's on birth control, like the implant tends to do that.
Otherwise, having a long or heavy period is a big warning sign. It is one of the first symptoms of poly-cystic ovaries, which left untreated can cause infertility or turn deadly.
Please tell her to go to a doctor.

P.s. pull out method does not work, i know this from experience.
#115 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
ok update, she's only 4 days late. but i'll definitely tell her. she's not on any birth control but she took plan b like 2 weeks before the 3 week period... she's 8 days late on her normal schedule but it hasnt been but like a week and a half since her period ended.
#116 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
4- not 8 again sorry.
#93 - megayoming (09/01/2014) [-]
1.Use a condom.

2.Use counter receptives.

3.Always pull out never inside.

Doesn't matter if you pullout safety before pleasure.

I was the Condom pill and my mother and father where apparently sterile learn from the stupid learn damn you.
#135 - auburn is a nice city in alabama. not as nice as tuscaloosa. I… 09/01/2014 on Murica 0
#83 - that's great, not all of them are, that's why i said "Mos…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Let's play "Is It Racist?" 0
#84 - gtfomylawnbish (09/01/2014) [-]
I also thumbed you up. I'm not sure why you thought I was disagreeing...
#42 - is... is that runescape?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Elephant Joke 0
#44 - sizimizi (09/01/2014) [-]
#126 - anyone who murders sweet little innocent human-like beans is a… 08/29/2014 on taco 0
#89 - i think the majority of the population is so blind and oblivio…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on That nigga went to the... 0
User avatar #107 - stealthnull (08/29/2014) [-]
True. hadn't considered that. Just feels like i know so many people that feel the same way about the media and government, didn't think that it was as low as 10%
#68 - mfw my families hair is so thick no one ever loses their hair. 08/29/2014 on Desperate bald people. 0
#49 - no. the fact is, most rapists are black and most blacks are gr…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Let's play "Is It Racist?" -6
#63 - gtfomylawnbish (08/29/2014) [-]
Quick story.

I live in Indy and most of the black people here are outright niggers. Not black, but niggers. When I travel around the US it's not like this everywhere. I was in Williamsburg Va a couple of years ago and I got a flat. While I'm changing it 2 different black families stopped to see if I wanted or needed help. The second guy insisted on helping "because it's the right thing to do" and I made a condition, only if he'd let me buy him and his wife dinner. His condition was that I joined them. I did, and they were wonderful people. At the end of dinner he even argued about who gets to pick up the check. He said if I paid then he would take care of the tip. He left the waitress a 45.00 tip, equal to the bill. I still talk to them on Facebook.

I was in Atlanta a few years ago in the "bad part of town" and a group of what looked like thugs pulled up and the driver says "We waitin here till you done so no one fucks with you white boy" and they just sat and waited until I finished. I thanked them and asked them why and he said "I'm sick of seeing white people fucked up in my neighborhood for nothing"

It's not the color of their skin. There's many who want exactly what we want and nothing less. In my area, if I'd never traveled outside of here I'd think all black people are niggers.
#83 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
that's great, not all of them are, that's why i said "Most." In fact, you agreed with me completely...?
#84 - gtfomylawnbish (09/01/2014) [-]
I also thumbed you up. I'm not sure why you thought I was disagreeing...
#57 - anon (08/29/2014) [-]
>sit on your ass
>worse than working
#64 - drake the type of ***** to have sex with his girl… 08/29/2014 on Drake the type of nigga to... -1
#126 - im from the southern most part of alabama. and i can confirm. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Murica 0
User avatar #131 - clannadqs (08/29/2014) [-]
My family had a lake house on Lake Martin so we had to drive through a lot of shit to get to the lake. It's right next to Auburn.
#135 - blackmanrollipolli (09/01/2014) [-]
auburn is a nice city in alabama. not as nice as tuscaloosa. I live in Gulf Shores, on the beach. Big tourist location but about 20 miles north and it's like you're tailgaiting at a Nascar race 24/7.
#125 - I'm from alabama and you can go **** yer'self. th… 08/29/2014 on Murica 0
#124 - this guy say's his last name and after listening to it several… 08/29/2014 on Murica +1
#87 - i drive a jeep wrangler and i think you need to get your nutsa… 08/29/2014 on *slow clap* Well done. 0
#82 - I'd like to say white people run **** in this wor… 08/28/2014 on Uncle /pol is always right +1
#37 - no i think that's how it feels to cum in your own hand. OP is … 08/28/2014 on OP gets rekt -1
#41 - My county is mentioned on FJ, Swell with redneck southern alab… 08/27/2014 on flood report 0
#32 - so related. 08/16/2014 on Legend 0
#76 - i disagree. 08/14/2014 on Talent 0
#107 - ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do somet…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on First World Problems +1
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
#105 - ah well you're alot closer than I am, what job/rate will you b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on First World Problems +1
User avatar #106 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Aircrew Egress Systems tech. Basically I'll be an ejection seat mechanic on the jets. I'll just be going in at the standard E1 (in basic), E2 (post basic).
#107 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do something so uncommon yet so similar to me. We're the lucky ones, our basic is 90% information rather than physical. Have fun and Good luck to you airman.
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
#103 - haha yeah I actually ship to basic 20140922 for the Navy, i do…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2014 on First World Problems +1
User avatar #104 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, 20140826 is my ship date for the Air Force, actually.
#105 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah well you're alot closer than I am, what job/rate will you be going into? I'm actually going into the Navy as an Aircrewman so i'll be in aviation as well.
User avatar #106 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Aircrew Egress Systems tech. Basically I'll be an ejection seat mechanic on the jets. I'll just be going in at the standard E1 (in basic), E2 (post basic).
#107 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do something so uncommon yet so similar to me. We're the lucky ones, our basic is 90% information rather than physical. Have fun and Good luck to you airman.
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
#78 - I'm 5'10 140 pounds. I can confirm, im skinny as f.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2014 on First World Problems +2
User avatar #97 - theantihipster (08/11/2014) [-]
You're only seven pounds over the minimum weight requirement for the Army. Damn you skinny.
#103 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
haha yeah I actually ship to basic 20140922 for the Navy, i don't know what our minimums are but i'm in the clear.
User avatar #104 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, 20140826 is my ship date for the Air Force, actually.
#105 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah well you're alot closer than I am, what job/rate will you be going into? I'm actually going into the Navy as an Aircrewman so i'll be in aviation as well.
User avatar #106 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Aircrew Egress Systems tech. Basically I'll be an ejection seat mechanic on the jets. I'll just be going in at the standard E1 (in basic), E2 (post basic).
#107 - blackmanrollipolli (08/12/2014) [-]
ah cool, pretty weird to come across someone about to do something so uncommon yet so similar to me. We're the lucky ones, our basic is 90% information rather than physical. Have fun and Good luck to you airman.
User avatar #108 - theantihipster (08/12/2014) [-]
Same to you, Sailor!
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User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #17 to #16 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
ha ha
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anon (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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