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Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#62 - Ranger's don't waste time doing big obstacle courses like that… 10/31/2014 on And fuck this person -1
#113 - first off i'm not trying to brag because i don't have *… 10/30/2014 on College -2
#112 - That's why i got that G.I. Bill, baby. $180,000 college … 10/30/2014 on College 0
#111 - "we all need to pay for unemployed ******* t… 10/30/2014 on College 0
#45 - can someone provide sauce or a name to a video of her, i figur… 10/29/2014 on Tom Felton 0
#18 - **blackmanrollipolli rolled image ** oh idk my bff jill 10/29/2014 on Big Daddy 0
#16 - im getting scared  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Big Daddy 0
#17 - lefiddlesticks (10/29/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Why?
#18 - blackmanrollipolli (10/29/2014) [-]
**blackmanrollipolli rolled image** oh idk my bff jill
#62 - thats great now you can stop using the word vajayjay. ive only…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on True. +42
User avatar #131 - elcreepo (10/29/2014) [-]
Plot twist: he's actually a fourty year old woman
User avatar #77 - justsomechickyo (10/29/2014) [-]
Also boobies
User avatar #121 - malacrianza (10/29/2014) [-]
And vajingo
#33 - Haha thanks 10/29/2014 on Date this guy 0
#21 - ok whats the story on this i keep seeing it posted.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Date this guy 0
#28 - nikolaier (10/29/2014) [-]
here you go
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (10/29/2014) [-]
Haha thanks
#235 - I don't get it, I haven't encountered anything out of the norm… 10/27/2014 on DOWNTIME -1
#139 - I drink but not enough to get drunk and the only simple answer…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on what a time to be alive 0
#151 - popeflatus (10/27/2014) [-]
You can't generalize like that. If i said that I've never met someone who went fishing that had their priorities straight there fore fisherman are 'wrong', you could probably see how illogical your won statements are.
#27 - dude. nice. 10/27/2014 on Yup, no +10
#132 - >19 yrs old, Never smoked weed in my life >Still hav…  [+] (18 new replies) 10/27/2014 on what a time to be alive 0
User avatar #192 - Conquistador (10/27/2014) [-]
People who start smoking weed usually have low IQ's to begin with.
#201 - playapplepie (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #212 - Conquistador (10/27/2014) [-]
Butthurt.
User avatar #215 - playapplepie (10/27/2014) [-]
Personally I'm not butthurt, I haven't smoked weed since I was a freshmen in high school (2007). I'm just saying support your claim.
User avatar #174 - viscerys (10/27/2014) [-]
No-one needs it. It's fun to be high af with friends, in a similar way as it's fun to play Halo or Unreal with friends.
#161 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
weed is BORING. I traveled with friends a lot and had many chances to legally smoke it. After inital buzz, it gets pretty boring after some 20th use. Let's just say - giggling over shit is fun for a while, but once you realize you are wasting time on really low class jokes and are not contributing anything to your personal development, weed smoking feels kinda sickening.
So we simply stopped. It felt extremely immature to continue smoking more.

I like only one aspect of weed - since I am extremely imaginative normally, I love thinking up different mechanisms, business opportunities, geneeral phylosophy - weed seemed to allow you to think about shit slower. It happens during the "down-time" of weed, after the so-very-praised-effects-by-stoners have long passed.
But at the end unless you are really creative, it will only make you dumber, slower and unmotivated.

I suggest everyone to try it, and drop it. Just as with alcohol - it is fun, if you have nothing better to do with your life.
User avatar #155 - aldkai (10/27/2014) [-]
Don't touch that. Go to the gym,lift and cardio,get stronk,nobody's gonna mess with you & you get bitches.

It'll help you in life far more than getting stoned with some shit. They don't give promotions to potheads. They'd chose a guy that looks charismatic and healthy.
#163 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
trying shit and being a pothead are two different things.

IMO weed isn't bad, but it is really wasteful as a habit.
I smoked, dropped it and I still continued and still do lift (6x a week) have a demanding job and high overall education level with Masters degree in a specific field.
Potheads (I know a few) usually are boring as hell. Thank Odin, at least some know one useful skill top contribute to the society, otherwise they are a waste of fresh air.
User avatar #172 - aldkai (10/27/2014) [-]
PRAISE ODIN

YES

YOUR OPINION IS NOW RELEVANT
#205 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
Praise Odin, brother!
#147 - popeflatus (10/27/2014) [-]
What a fallacious statement! If you enjoy it, do it. If you don't, then don't. There is no gun to your head.
User avatar #141 - spidahridah (10/27/2014) [-]
If you do it cause of others you're doing it wrong. If you enjoy it, you can do it if you want to, if not then simply don't. There's nothing cool or required about it at all. It's like playing video games, basically. Except its illegal for some god knows what reason.
#138 - reloadedhamster (10/27/2014) [-]
That's kinda the point,bro. you don't need too smoke if you want too , no ones gonna force you, people can respect that someone dosnt want to do something in this day and age cant they? Also im going to answer your question with another question, what reasons do people drink?
#218 - samalicious (10/27/2014) [-]
We drink to enjoy ourselves. But when somebody says "I don't drink," we don't shove a bottle of Glenfiddich in their face and go "BUT DRINKIN'S COOL MAN. JUST TRY IT MAN. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL AWESOME." Then we don't assume that everybody that doesn't drink is misinformed or below us.
User avatar #219 - themysticmage (10/27/2014) [-]
Actually I know a bunch of people that try to convince me to drink and get drunk when I don't want to. Shit's really annoying.
#225 - samalicious (10/28/2014) [-]
Then those people are assholes.
#139 - blackmanrollipolli (10/27/2014) [-]
I drink but not enough to get drunk and the only simple answer is cause that's just what people do at parties. I'm in the military so Marijuana is pretty much forbidden. Always seemed to me like everyone that smoked weed didn't have their priorities straight in life, not always a direct result of weed but regardless that's where they were at.
#151 - popeflatus (10/27/2014) [-]
You can't generalize like that. If i said that I've never met someone who went fishing that had their priorities straight there fore fisherman are 'wrong', you could probably see how illogical your won statements are.
#131 - if you depend on an illegal substance to "keep you calm&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on what a time to be alive -2
User avatar #165 - reloadedhamster (10/27/2014) [-]
Pretty bold post you got there buddeh. Why so judgmental? I can back this up, some people just operate better with THC. Its even being used in the medical field now for seizure and alzheimer's treatment,bitch
#157 - popeflatus (10/27/2014) [-]
So If marijuana became legal, like it is is certain US states, you would no longer be a moron for smoking it?
User avatar #133 - imagnetsux (10/27/2014) [-]
other concerns aside, it's legal here and I have a prescription.
#69 - This site is for funny, not for sexual pictures, that's in …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Pokomon +6
User avatar #81 - broswagonist (10/27/2014) [-]
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#29 - uhh i dont know if i can believe this. Im gonna need a timesta… 10/25/2014 on Decisions 0
#103 - i agree with anon, chill out bro, who cares if its a chick or not. 10/25/2014 on First Date 0
#68 - that's actually a good idea. I'm gonna check that out cause my…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
User avatar #70 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
i may be old enuf to be your dad but i'm wise enuf to never get children.
#65 - then build the watch to tell me dad jokes too.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
User avatar #66 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
just get a kyocera torque military phone off ebay for 50$, it can do everything and survive water, install skype on it and you have a phone that can use internet for free service as well.
#68 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
that's actually a good idea. I'm gonna check that out cause my parents are going to stop paying for my phone when i move out but you're old enuf to be my dad so i was just thinking i could move in with you and use your cool phone and get allowances for gas and shit.
User avatar #70 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
i may be old enuf to be your dad but i'm wise enuf to never get children.
#62 - **blackmanrollipolli rolled user novabird ** I appoint you…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
#64 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
child?
likely old enuf to be yer dad.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
then build the watch to tell me dad jokes too.
User avatar #66 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
just get a kyocera torque military phone off ebay for 50$, it can do everything and survive water, install skype on it and you have a phone that can use internet for free service as well.
#68 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
that's actually a good idea. I'm gonna check that out cause my parents are going to stop paying for my phone when i move out but you're old enuf to be my dad so i was just thinking i could move in with you and use your cool phone and get allowances for gas and shit.
User avatar #70 - novabird (10/23/2014) [-]
i may be old enuf to be your dad but i'm wise enuf to never get children.
#90 - hahaha I ******* love these bait pictures. 10/23/2014 on Feminazis 0
#127 - I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Witty Pun 0
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.
#119 - Hooyah to that. I respect the Army and Marines as much as anyo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Witty Pun +1
User avatar #121 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
that is true, my wife is geospactial intelligence. and is in training now.
#127 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff there. She's got the right idea.
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.
#51 - Yeah me too, I'm in DEP currently taking PST's to get contract…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Witty Pun +1
User avatar #53 - soldieroffortunemp (10/22/2014) [-]
I am Military police, once I end my contract with the Army I am going to try for EOD in the air force.
#119 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
Hooyah to that. I respect the Army and Marines as much as anyone but I feel like the Navy and Air Force will set you up with better job opportunities once your enlistment is up.
User avatar #121 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
that is true, my wife is geospactial intelligence. and is in training now.
#127 - blackmanrollipolli (10/23/2014) [-]
I had to google that. That's some serious Top Secret stuff there. She's got the right idea.
User avatar #128 - soldieroffortunemp (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people call me smart but unmotivated, my wife has both. She is fantastic and the most beautiful women ever.
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User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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