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blackmanrollipolli

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:2/04/2015
Location:Alabama USA
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Comment Ranking:#5294
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
Comment Thumbs: 3782 total,  4858 ,  1076
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:1730
FJ Points:3224
BlackMan RolliPolli

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#20 - wut. steal things?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
User avatar #22 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's public indecency, and I think that's a misdemeanor.

Whoa, reading up on it...it gets pretty real if high-schoolers do it (which they do). Minimum of 6 years in prison if convicted twice
#28 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I guess that's why cops let them off all the time
#23 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal as long as no one can see you. like i said dont do it in the open but doing it in privacy? nothing wrong with that
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#18 - no.. its legal. someone can ask you to leave but its not illegal.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -6
#62 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
If they asked you to leave, you should be thankful as fuck, because these people simply didn't want to completely humiliate you two by calling the police and have them drag your moronic, half-naked asses to the station.

It's still illegal, but some people are just more decent than you and your gf are. You should learn from them.
#64 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
ok.
#17 - Idk guys i never find this guy funny. just something about him. 12/18/2014 on Pie Chart +2
#13 - dude me and my girl get it on in public 90% the time. My car h…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -13
#44 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
>On Funnyjunk
>Has sex
#45 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
i actually made a porn one time with her.
User avatar #46 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Now that's definitely illegal, considering you said she was 17.
#47 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
at the time i was 18. it may be illegal now though. i have probably 200 cheese pizzas from her
User avatar #48 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Even if you were 18, it would be illegal for her because she wasn't 18. One cannot be in a porno under the age of 18.
User avatar #63 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, he was merely 18. They problably just videotaped their sex and went all excited "Wooow, we made a porn movie, we're so cool". Some teenagers love to show off with the fact they have sex, but it beats me why.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no i did it so i could jerk off later to it.
#30 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Your intimate times should be at home you disgusting sod.
#31 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
i still live with her parents, she still lives with her parents. were 19 and 17, it's not like i can go to my house and do it or get a hotel.
User avatar #32 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Keep it in your pants nigger, no one wants to hear that, I can understand you being a hormonal goosedong but cmon.
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
>nigger
>keep it in your pants
white and why should i, that's not any fun.
User avatar #36 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
You call people nigger when they're being a nigger, nigger.

idk why im so hostile its just gross to do it in public tho dude.
User avatar #19 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
As long as no one can see you steal things, it's legal.
#20 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
wut. steal things?
User avatar #22 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's public indecency, and I think that's a misdemeanor.

Whoa, reading up on it...it gets pretty real if high-schoolers do it (which they do). Minimum of 6 years in prison if convicted twice
#28 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I guess that's why cops let them off all the time
#23 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal as long as no one can see you. like i said dont do it in the open but doing it in privacy? nothing wrong with that
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#15 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Nope. It's illegal still.
#18 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no.. its legal. someone can ask you to leave but its not illegal.
#62 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
If they asked you to leave, you should be thankful as fuck, because these people simply didn't want to completely humiliate you two by calling the police and have them drag your moronic, half-naked asses to the station.

It's still illegal, but some people are just more decent than you and your gf are. You should learn from them.
#64 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
ok.
#10198432 - i have an autistic stepbrother, are any of you actually autist…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10198456 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
We are one.
User avatar #10198443 - eezo (12/18/2014) [-]
We all are
User avatar #10198436 - unusualmoo (12/18/2014) [-]
One of us is.
#10198429 - wtf is this? a channel for autistic people?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10198458 - thedarkestrogue (12/18/2014) [-]
no
a channel where we discuss autism like adults and converse on its negative and positive effects on society.
#10198431 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
*wink* *wink* secret
#10198432 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
i have an autistic stepbrother, are any of you actually autistic, like seriously
#10198456 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
We are one.
User avatar #10198443 - eezo (12/18/2014) [-]
We all are
User avatar #10198436 - unusualmoo (12/18/2014) [-]
One of us is.
#44 - that can't be real but it was a damn good story. I cried laughing. 12/18/2014 on NOPE +3
#85 - just got 99 fishing on osrs. look me up n00b: Call me bogs 12/18/2014 on Map -4
#74 - Dude I would have no reason to lie to you haha she even keeps …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #84 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
for me it was my older brother. he said some great things, like that I should better myself and give her something good to come back to

well...its almost 9. god be with you, bro, ill be thinking about you
#130 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
she never called. fuck her, if she's going to treat me like this. She's being a bitch and i've done nothing but be great to her. oh well.
User avatar #144 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
god damn bro. keep me updated
#145 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
she texts me back today at 1pm saying "oh sorry im really sick. after work i just fell asleep and i just woke up" which i believe but still... she could have told me that. then i said "alright well hope you get feeling better" ive been talking to a porn actress and another 9/10 since yesterday so whatevs
User avatar #146 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
if thats what youre gonna do, then ok. But im stil in love with my girl
#147 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's being a bitch to me so im not going to keep begging her. She's going to need to miss me to want me back. Giving her attention by telling her how much i love and miss her wont make her miss me. I know you don't want to but the best thing to do is leave her alone and make her miss you, in the meantime go see other girls.
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#71 - okay dude my life right now is too similar to just not tell yo…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/18/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #89 - captainstinkypinky (12/18/2014) [-]
Good luck man, I hope everything works out alright
#73 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
150? casual

I love my girlfriend. I cant even call her my ex yet. Shes the greatest person I've ever met and me and her were perfect together. All of her faults were my strengths, and vice versa. A month ago she said she was happier than she's ever been.
But now she thinks that I might be why she's unhappy and stressed, and she wants to try life without me, or with other guys, and I'm just sitting here with my heart literally slashed in half because I gave her everything and built my life into hers and she left because she doesnt think some of my faults will go away.
We're 18 we're still growing and learning of course i'll change. why wont she give me a chance? god dammit what am i going to do.

anyway, best of luck at 9. I live by this quote from the show scrubs: "If a relationship is meant to be, one of those people will fight for the relationship every time".
If you dont fight for it, it means you dont think it was supposed to happen.
#74 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
Dude I would have no reason to lie to you haha she even keeps up with it on her phone, honestly about 150 times. since she started this last tuesday It's literally been the worst experience of my life. I'm 19 and been through 3 divorces and alot of seperation. We haven't been together 4 and a half years but 10 months is alot longer than most highschool relationships. Dude i know exactly how you feel, like how can someone just snap like that and no longer care to see you or act like they love you anymore? I'm starting to feel better about it. I started talking to another girl, it's hard to try not to think about her though. Dude all i can say life sucks right now but the best thing to do to make you feel better is to talk to someone about it, anyone that will listen, for me it was my dad, i've probably been irritating as shit but i've told him everything about it and he's given me good advice for handling it. Good luck to you bro, hang in there. Talk to some other girls and go on a date with one, if she's the jealous type like mine she'll go crazy to see you happy with another girl.
User avatar #84 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
for me it was my older brother. he said some great things, like that I should better myself and give her something good to come back to

well...its almost 9. god be with you, bro, ill be thinking about you
#130 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
she never called. fuck her, if she's going to treat me like this. She's being a bitch and i've done nothing but be great to her. oh well.
User avatar #144 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
god damn bro. keep me updated
#145 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
she texts me back today at 1pm saying "oh sorry im really sick. after work i just fell asleep and i just woke up" which i believe but still... she could have told me that. then i said "alright well hope you get feeling better" ive been talking to a porn actress and another 9/10 since yesterday so whatevs
User avatar #146 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
if thats what youre gonna do, then ok. But im stil in love with my girl
#147 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's being a bitch to me so im not going to keep begging her. She's going to need to miss me to want me back. Giving her attention by telling her how much i love and miss her wont make her miss me. I know you don't want to but the best thing to do is leave her alone and make her miss you, in the meantime go see other girls.
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#129 - TFW 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot +5
#128 - you want to enroll in an all boy's school? 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot +5
#127 - no i don't want to imagine that, that's gross. 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot -4
#56 - but no seriously, who ever's tree that really is... it sucks a… 12/18/2014 on Decorating The Christmas Tree 0
#155 - 5'10, 140 pounds. I can last 4x longer than you because i dont…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Euphoric 0
User avatar #159 - brokentrucker (12/18/2014) [-]
Kek so hard I broke a rib.
#53 - dude how long have you been waiting to post this. It's actuall… 12/17/2014 on Sims gone bad +13
#452 - that's awesome, thanks for you're future service. Hooyah! 12/17/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#149 - The Navy rescued him. That's a sailor's dress uniform. why hes…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Amazing 0
User avatar #176 - cdmin (12/17/2014) [-]
it was a joke!
#166 - I have a 20 year old autistic step-brother and one time when h… 12/17/2014 on bumburner 0
#9 - sometimes i think that. like right now i could just move my ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 0
#29 - bwiedieter (12/17/2014) [-]
Things like that are actually pretty normal "Thanatos Compleces". Many people have them, but only the really insane act on them.
It´s like the thought of "I have this here kitchen knife. I could murder my family in two minutes and then slit my own wrists with it".
But as long as you snap out of it at that very moment, and if you feel disgusted and ashamed of yourself for having these thoughts... you´re normal.
Still fucked up, but normal.
This video with Michael from VSauce describes it REALLY well. that´s a show I can whole-heartedly recommend to anyone ever! Why Are Things Creepy?
relevant bit starts just after 05:40 minutes.
#87 - well the night ended with me ******* her sister instead… 12/17/2014 on "Can I touch it?" 0
#18 - wtf did you roll, a pocket pussy for squids? 12/16/2014 on he deserve it 0
#15 - humans are ****** up, like who has a fetish for ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Shit happens +4
User avatar #19 - keltainenlumi (12/16/2014) [-]
Maybe she just had to shit really bad
#12 - dude my girlfriend is a kleptomaniac, she steals so much *… 12/16/2014 on Start putting it up in... -1
#22 - that was bad and you should feel bad, get in timeout.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Silly Facebook +3
#23 - bleeduntildeath (12/16/2014) [-]
don't you have a train to go follow CJ?
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #28 - corps (02/04/2015) [-]
Best not be reading this until around April or so, you hear me?

If you are reading it before then you ****** up big time
#23 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
#24 to #23 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah idk how to rearrange it, it's all ****** up
User avatar #25 to #24 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
The "visible sections" button or whatever it's called at the top-ish part of the page, it should be near your username. I use it to hide the comment section on my profile cause I've had people in the past who have redthumb bombed me.
#26 to #25 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah i should probably hide it. How the hell do you have so many thumbs within a month of creating your account.
User avatar #27 to #26 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
Haha I don't even know, man. I don't really come on here as much as I used to but I guess I just learned what people thought was funny. I've got quite a few top comments, that's probably why.
User avatar #18 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
tretrrd
User avatar #20 to #19 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #22 to #21 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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