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blackmanrollipolli

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Alabama USA
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Comment Ranking:#16014
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
Comment Thumbs: 3807 total,  4897 ,  1090
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:1749
FJ Points:3246
BlackMan RolliPolli

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#72 - what branch? i didnt know we had anyone deployed to kenya  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Merry Christmas 0
#75 - stlassassinfhc (12/20/2014) [-]
Army, but its navy base with also marines here. Small amount of personnel, we mostly fall under Djibouti. Camp Simba is the name in Manda Bay
#76 - blackmanrollipolli (12/20/2014) [-]
had no clue we had a navy base there. I'm about to ship to Navy basic, still learning.
#77 - stlassassinfhc (12/20/2014) [-]
There are alot of bases that few knows about.
#78 - blackmanrollipolli (12/20/2014) [-]
im supposed to gain top secret clearance during Aircrew training, maybe i'll find out about them.
#79 - stlassassinfhc (12/20/2014) [-]
thats pretty much they go through your background and shit. Its not like they brief you one everything. if it pertains to your job you will know
#138 - whoah there friend. you might need to slow down  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on kekekeke 0
#139 - Minnesota (12/19/2014) [-]
There are no brakes on the rape train.
User avatar #140 - sexymobile (12/19/2014) [-]
it's this type of thing that makes me proud to be a Minnesotan.
#141 - Minnesota (12/19/2014) [-]
You're God Damn right.
#84 - living on the beach, it was 70 the other day. never seen snow … 12/19/2014 on Snaw 0
#23 - when you show up at the party and all the girls are already drinking 12/19/2014 on ooga booga +10
#71 - someone's angry that they're still single. 12/19/2014 on lol +1
#149 - haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#29 - oh **** i just burned calories from laughing at that video 12/19/2014 on Uncle Phil 0
#147 - i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's bein…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#208 - ***** im jealous. can i play hide and seek with you 12/19/2014 on /b/ makes games +1
#145 - she texts me back today at 1pm saying "oh sorry im really…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #146 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
if thats what youre gonna do, then ok. But im stil in love with my girl
#147 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's being a bitch to me so im not going to keep begging her. She's going to need to miss me to want me back. Giving her attention by telling her how much i love and miss her wont make her miss me. I know you don't want to but the best thing to do is leave her alone and make her miss you, in the meantime go see other girls.
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#65 - no i did it so i could jerk off later to it. 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
#64 - ok. 12/18/2014 on what a jerk +1
#47 - at the time i was 18. it may be illegal now though. i have pro…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #48 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Even if you were 18, it would be illegal for her because she wasn't 18. One cannot be in a porno under the age of 18.
User avatar #63 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, he was merely 18. They problably just videotaped their sex and went all excited "Wooow, we made a porn movie, we're so cool". Some teenagers love to show off with the fact they have sex, but it beats me why.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no i did it so i could jerk off later to it.
#45 - i actually made a porn one time with her.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #46 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Now that's definitely illegal, considering you said she was 17.
#47 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
at the time i was 18. it may be illegal now though. i have probably 200 cheese pizzas from her
User avatar #48 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Even if you were 18, it would be illegal for her because she wasn't 18. One cannot be in a porno under the age of 18.
User avatar #63 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, he was merely 18. They problably just videotaped their sex and went all excited "Wooow, we made a porn movie, we're so cool". Some teenagers love to show off with the fact they have sex, but it beats me why.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no i did it so i could jerk off later to it.
#37 - roll tide? 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
#130 - she never called. **** her, if she's going to treat me …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2014 on 6th Grade +1
User avatar #144 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
god damn bro. keep me updated
#145 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
she texts me back today at 1pm saying "oh sorry im really sick. after work i just fell asleep and i just woke up" which i believe but still... she could have told me that. then i said "alright well hope you get feeling better" ive been talking to a porn actress and another 9/10 since yesterday so whatevs
User avatar #146 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
if thats what youre gonna do, then ok. But im stil in love with my girl
#147 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
i love mine too, but i can't make her love me back. She's being a bitch to me so im not going to keep begging her. She's going to need to miss me to want me back. Giving her attention by telling her how much i love and miss her wont make her miss me. I know you don't want to but the best thing to do is leave her alone and make her miss you, in the meantime go see other girls.
User avatar #148 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
sorry, there are no other girls for me. its her or nothing, forever
#149 - blackmanrollipolli (12/19/2014) [-]
haha aight man, just don't go doing some forensic files type of shit if it doesnt work out. Im telling you though, you gotta make her miss you. If you treated her good and she's decided to try other things, she'll meet a douche who treats her bad and she'll come running back to you, but she won't if you're always bugging her and begging her. she'll know she has you and anyone else. take you away from her and leave her to think about it. make her know she doesn't have control of you.
User avatar #150 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
ill keep you updated on what happens, thanks for the advice
#33 - > ****** >keep it in your pants white and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
User avatar #36 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
You call people nigger when they're being a nigger, nigger.

idk why im so hostile its just gross to do it in public tho dude.
#31 - i still live with her parents, she still lives with her parent…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #32 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Keep it in your pants nigger, no one wants to hear that, I can understand you being a hormonal goosedong but cmon.
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
>nigger
>keep it in your pants
white and why should i, that's not any fun.
User avatar #36 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
You call people nigger when they're being a nigger, nigger.

idk why im so hostile its just gross to do it in public tho dude.
#23 - yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#20 - wut. steal things?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -2
User avatar #22 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's public indecency, and I think that's a misdemeanor.

Whoa, reading up on it...it gets pretty real if high-schoolers do it (which they do). Minimum of 6 years in prison if convicted twice
#28 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
I guess that's why cops let them off all the time
#23 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal as long as no one can see you. like i said dont do it in the open but doing it in privacy? nothing wrong with that
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#18 - no.. its legal. someone can ask you to leave but its not illegal.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -6
#62 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
If they asked you to leave, you should be thankful as fuck, because these people simply didn't want to completely humiliate you two by calling the police and have them drag your moronic, half-naked asses to the station.

It's still illegal, but some people are just more decent than you and your gf are. You should learn from them.
#64 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
ok.
#17 - Idk guys i never find this guy funny. just something about him. 12/18/2014 on Pie Chart +2
#13 - dude me and my girl get it on in public 90% the time. My car h…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk -13
#44 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
>On Funnyjunk
>Has sex
#45 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
i actually made a porn one time with her.
User avatar #46 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Now that's definitely illegal, considering you said she was 17.
#47 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
at the time i was 18. it may be illegal now though. i have probably 200 cheese pizzas from her
User avatar #48 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Even if you were 18, it would be illegal for her because she wasn't 18. One cannot be in a porno under the age of 18.
User avatar #63 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, he was merely 18. They problably just videotaped their sex and went all excited "Wooow, we made a porn movie, we're so cool". Some teenagers love to show off with the fact they have sex, but it beats me why.
#65 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no i did it so i could jerk off later to it.
#30 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Your intimate times should be at home you disgusting sod.
#31 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
i still live with her parents, she still lives with her parents. were 19 and 17, it's not like i can go to my house and do it or get a hotel.
User avatar #32 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Keep it in your pants nigger, no one wants to hear that, I can understand you being a hormonal goosedong but cmon.
#33 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
>nigger
>keep it in your pants
white and why should i, that's not any fun.
User avatar #36 - volksworgen (12/18/2014) [-]
You call people nigger when they're being a nigger, nigger.

idk why im so hostile its just gross to do it in public tho dude.
User avatar #19 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
As long as no one can see you steal things, it's legal.
#20 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
wut. steal things?
User avatar #22 - ScottP (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's public indecency, and I think that's a misdemeanor.

Whoa, reading up on it...it gets pretty real if high-schoolers do it (which they do). Minimum of 6 years in prison if convicted twice
#28 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
I guess that's why cops let them off all the time
#23 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah ive looked it up too. atleast in alabama its not illegal as long as no one can see you. like i said dont do it in the open but doing it in privacy? nothing wrong with that
#34 - lefiddlesticks (12/18/2014) [-]
It's still illegal. Stop making the rest of us from Alabama look bad.
#37 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
roll tide?
#15 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
Nope. It's illegal still.
#18 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
no.. its legal. someone can ask you to leave but its not illegal.
#62 - ciacheczko (12/18/2014) [-]
If they asked you to leave, you should be thankful as fuck, because these people simply didn't want to completely humiliate you two by calling the police and have them drag your moronic, half-naked asses to the station.

It's still illegal, but some people are just more decent than you and your gf are. You should learn from them.
#64 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
ok.
#10198432 - i have an autistic stepbrother, are any of you actually autist…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10198456 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
We are one.
User avatar #10198443 - eezo (12/18/2014) [-]
We all are
User avatar #10198436 - unusualmoo (12/18/2014) [-]
One of us is.
#10198429 - wtf is this? a channel for autistic people?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10198458 - thedarkestrogue (12/18/2014) [-]
no
a channel where we discuss autism like adults and converse on its negative and positive effects on society.
#10198431 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
*wink* *wink* secret
#10198432 - blackmanrollipolli (12/18/2014) [-]
i have an autistic stepbrother, are any of you actually autistic, like seriously
#10198456 - John Cena (12/18/2014) [-]
We are one.
User avatar #10198443 - eezo (12/18/2014) [-]
We all are
User avatar #10198436 - unusualmoo (12/18/2014) [-]
One of us is.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#29 - corps (05/27/2015) [-]
Hey, you logged in a few days ago, what's new.
User avatar #28 - corps (02/04/2015) [-]
Best not be reading this until around April or so, you hear me?

If you are reading it before then you ****** up big time
#23 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
I clicked on your username to go to your profile and sat here staring at it for a few minutes because the sections are all out of whack and I was confused as hell for a minute.
#24 to #23 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah idk how to rearrange it, it's all ****** up
User avatar #25 to #24 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
The "visible sections" button or whatever it's called at the top-ish part of the page, it should be near your username. I use it to hide the comment section on my profile cause I've had people in the past who have redthumb bombed me.
#26 to #25 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2015) [-]
yeah i should probably hide it. How the hell do you have so many thumbs within a month of creating your account.
User avatar #27 to #26 - corps (01/29/2015) [-]
Haha I don't even know, man. I don't really come on here as much as I used to but I guess I just learned what people thought was funny. I've got quite a few top comments, that's probably why.
User avatar #18 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
tretrrd
#30 to #18 - corps (05/27/2015) [-]
Where's the "a"?   
   
Why are there two R's?   
   
Why are there two T's?
Where's the "a"?

Why are there two R's?

Why are there two T's?
User avatar #20 to #19 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #22 to #21 - kattr (12/23/2014) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - John Cena (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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