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#63 - right? like if that's all i could grow I'd want to keep it but…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Description +2
User avatar #64 - zerith (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm not a woman and I don't even want to look at it. Also, if that's all I could grow, I'd just shave it.
#66 - I'm from southern america and this is all my family eats and I… 11/03/2014 on stuft bred 0
#22 - Just saw the movie Fury today, if any of ya'll like War movies…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Trenches Made In WW1 0
User avatar #26 - norkas (11/03/2014) [-]
that's ww2
#27 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah that's pretty obvious?
#325 - I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows … 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +3
#142 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Oh yeah! +9
#322 - Double Plot Twist: I'm already wearing YOUR pants  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +2
User avatar #323 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
You win this round, blackmanrollipolli! But the next time you miscount something, I will be there, and I will sue you for something of material value!
#325 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows calculator to re-insure me of my safety.
#318 - Plot Twist: I'm broke.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +2
User avatar #321 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
I'll sue the pants off you, literally, then.
#322 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Double Plot Twist: I'm already wearing YOUR pants
User avatar #323 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
You win this round, blackmanrollipolli! But the next time you miscount something, I will be there, and I will sue you for something of material value!
#325 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows calculator to re-insure me of my safety.
#20 - Picture 11/03/2014 on asian style 0
#115 - Alabama native and i can confirm, both my mother and sister go… 11/03/2014 on Women be like +2
#114 - that chick in the picture looks like a total bitch, just saying.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Women be like -1
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#168 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
is she someone? tv or something?
#170 - mattyflash has deleted their comment.
#119 - well on average i believe the company brings in 800K -1,000,00…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Quesha has a point 0
User avatar #192 - swimmingprodigy (11/04/2014) [-]
Wow if you have 10,000 contracts then that must be a big company. How many employees does it have give or take?
#200 - blackmanrollipolli (11/04/2014) [-]
Umm i'd say about 15 that handle the pest control side and 5-7 carpenters who do repair work on houses that have been damaged from termites. Yeah it was actually the fastest growing Termite company in the United States back in 06-08, we didn't think anyone would believe that so we only claimed to be the fastest growing in Alabama.
#67 - just think, these sad ******* probably gave up th… 11/03/2014 on Pseudo deep people +2
#305 - "best-friend's toys, still where he left them." …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +2
User avatar #313 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
Best friend is two words, so its 8. I'll get my lawyer ready.
#318 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Plot Twist: I'm broke.
User avatar #321 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
I'll sue the pants off you, literally, then.
#322 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Double Plot Twist: I'm already wearing YOUR pants
User avatar #323 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
You win this round, blackmanrollipolli! But the next time you miscount something, I will be there, and I will sue you for something of material value!
#325 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows calculator to re-insure me of my safety.
#304 - "Water-park, top flies off, boner inbound." 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#303 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories -1
#111 - okay true you don't need to go to college to be successful. BU…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Quesha has a point 0
User avatar #118 - swimmingprodigy (11/03/2014) [-]
is that 400/600k pure profit that goes into your parent's pockets or is that revenue that the business brings in and then you have to pay all of the employees and other overheads from that?
#119 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
well on average i believe the company brings in 800K -1,000,000 a year, back before the economy crashed in 2008 it made over a million, but not anymore, now around 800K and then after expenses my parents profit 400-600K. It outsells Terminix by almost double in the counties it operates in. I believe they have around 10,000+ contracts that each pay once a year for termite insurance basically, homes are treated for termites quarterly.
User avatar #192 - swimmingprodigy (11/04/2014) [-]
Wow if you have 10,000 contracts then that must be a big company. How many employees does it have give or take?
#200 - blackmanrollipolli (11/04/2014) [-]
Umm i'd say about 15 that handle the pest control side and 5-7 carpenters who do repair work on houses that have been damaged from termites. Yeah it was actually the fastest growing Termite company in the United States back in 06-08, we didn't think anyone would believe that so we only claimed to be the fastest growing in Alabama.
#53 - this ****** looks like the kind of person to meet…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Description +28
#75 - commencingfailure (11/03/2014) [-]
holy shit that was exactly what I was thinking. When I went to France a while back I was on the train with one of those.

I was reading ''In cold blood'' and suddenly some guy on the other side of the table starting going about 'yea that's a pretty cool book, I read that too during highschool. Ah yes highschool years, I remember that one time we were doing autistic shit and then etc etc'

At one point I just said 'I'm trying to read, thank you'. And it felt bad but jesus he was annoying
User avatar #70 - Sperit (11/03/2014) [-]
Jesus. They are at my work
User avatar #62 - zerith (11/03/2014) [-]
Dat neckbeard tho. Seriously, can't he grow more on his face? Why just the neck? So gross.
#63 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
right? like if that's all i could grow I'd want to keep it but no woman wants to look at that.
User avatar #64 - zerith (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm not a woman and I don't even want to look at it. Also, if that's all I could grow, I'd just shave it.
User avatar #58 - thelastamerican (11/03/2014) [-]
He has the most neckbeardy neckbeard.
#28 - Picture 11/02/2014 on We need an X Rated Rosetta... +4
#21 - swell with always beating the tar-heels 11/02/2014 on Oh Zach.. 0
#20 - swell with tar-heel 11/02/2014 on Oh Zach.. 0
#78 - look im not trying to act like i have a huge dick or anything …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on They dont call it xxxxl... 0
#79 - Dadhhg (10/31/2014) [-]
they are very, elastic. They aren't exactly the most comfortable things in the world, but aren't actually any smaller than magnums in terms of size.
#48 - thank mr skeltal 10/31/2014 on mr skeltal? +1
#145 - FJ i need some advice, I wanna buy a good gaming PC, preferabl…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Ever seen $10,000 in cache +1
#215 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
Assuming you already have an old system you can use the hard drive/monitor/keyboard/mouse from?

AMD 8350 or 8370 CPU (NOT the 8370E - low power version, urgh) - £130/$150... MSI 970A-G46 motherboard - £70/$90... 8GB DDR3 1600 Mushkin Blackline RAM - £60/$85... GTX970 (EVGA/Gigabyte/Palit have always been decent in my experience) - £300/$440... Corsair CS750M Power supply £80/$110 (make sure it's "CS"; do NOT get "CX", cheap budget build crap)... TOTAL: £640/$875 ($ are estimated, I couldn't be bothered working out the conversions for everything). Will play nearly everything at very high/ultra settings with a decent framerate.
#216 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
I meant to begin that with "Build your own!"
User avatar #166 - greenfiredragon (10/31/2014) [-]
>good gaming pc
>laptop

Pick one

>run games like a champ
>under $1,000

Pick one
#205 - drewjitsu (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey I'm on a laptop and it is great. Very expensive though.
User avatar #155 - gottobeskippy (10/31/2014) [-]
I built mine for $731 granted i got all the software for free but its definitely possible I can link you a parts list if you want
#147 - blackestblacksmith (10/31/2014) [-]
"good gaming pc" "under 500-800$" pleb
#217 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised... If you build your own you can easily put together a capable gaming system for that sort of money. I don't understand why so many idiots think Alienware (for example) is good, they're not. They're shitty Dells with a few minor upgrades, plasticky gimmicks, and a price tag worth about double the cost of the components inside...
User avatar #244 - blackestblacksmith (10/31/2014) [-]
i know that. my computer was this shitty little 700$ asus that i gutted and filled with most of my parts. it has cost me now about 1500. computer parts are expensive.
User avatar #203 - mrforte (10/31/2014) [-]
Depends on how you define 'good'. I have around $850 in mine, and I can run pretty much any recent game on medium-ish, full spec on anything else.
#22 - regardless of this troll the Q'uran actually teaches that you … 10/31/2014 on This show was so clever +1
#68 - I don't ever spit unless there's something in my mouth i don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Trying to fit in 0
User avatar #107 - trollzoll (10/31/2014) [-]
That means you are gay
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User avatar #15 - thewillow (10/21/2014) [-]
You had a nice run.
User avatar #14 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
you will always be my beloved son


you 360 scooped fast

RIP
#16 to #14 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
the peer pressure was too much, i couldn't say no.
User avatar #17 to #16 - syrianassassin ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
ha ha
User avatar #13 - closingcubez (10/21/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
**xxmemesxx rolled a random comment #7091 posted by protomannew at Friendly ** :
Protomanrules was made in 2008
#9 to #8 - blackmanrollipolli (11/12/2013) [-]
someone can't let it go.
#5 - Womens Study Major (03/29/2012) [-]
dumbass

#6 to #5 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
dood, wrong person, you write dumbass on the person i rolled... dumbass
User avatar #3 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
What's the point of messaging? You afraid of your "rep" or what?

Also, how do I look like a child, you don't even have a profile pic

Toddler much?
User avatar #1 - linkofdf (01/17/2012) [-]
L2 brazzers
#2 to #1 - blackmanrollipolli (01/17/2012) [-]
learn to message others without looking like a child.
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