I comment on a lot of **** posts, you'll have to be more specific.

I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me

"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.

Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.

Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.

Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.

Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.

Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well

Wut?

The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment

Well that would be an awkward moment..

But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle

I love struggle snuggling.

Some people do it wrong though

"came's milk and honey"?

camel's* milk and honey. If I remember, it helps your erection last longer

If I ever need to rest I could get the slaves to attend to their mistresses, for my sake of course.

I don't think yandere's are content with slaves replacing their object of affection

That's why I have the entire slave force "attend to them".

You sure they're not just gonna go after you instead?

I'm sure they'll be tempted, but I'll promise a prize to the one that can make them cum. Everyone will be of me so I can rest and my two mistresses can fight the urge to cum so no one else wins the prize.

I meant the yanderes, not the slaves. I'm sure they know how to get through a crowd

The yandere's are the slaves, they lost in the oil wresting tournament.
The yandere slaves will pin their two mistresses and keep them from me so I can rest, and who ever can make their mistress cum wins a prize from me.
I rest up they tire themselves out, it's a good deal.

Or they all decide to gang up on you in a temporary truce

You're so...negative? Positive? You're anti-me.

I'm someone that finds the holes in logic. So I can be positive, or negative, depending on the subject. Gives me something to do when I'm bored as ****

You should realize that there are holes in every hypothetical situation. I'm very fluid in my way of thinking, so we can go at this all night. I'd rather not since I got porn.

Which is why I poke holes. To see how well the other person can plan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
I'm off to bed anyway. Night

I can't deny the obsessive one's, they'll make your life convenient. She can cook and she has a sexual side. Not really a bad deal.
But I like to play with peoples' minds, so maybe it's just me.

What exactly are you having them compete in?

Oil wrestling?

The one that excites you the most?

What do you mean by that?

Have them do... things... for you and the one that excites you the most, wins

That wont go to well.

why not?

I'm violent by nature, if I want to do something exciting then heads will roll.
If you're talking about sexual excitement then I suppose oil wresting, and the winner gets to be the main girl in my harem.

Which one do you think will win?

Don't really know. If I thought any of them had a sure fire shot I would have them compete.

If it somehow ends in a draw?

Can't do sudden death, that's too dangerous.
Masturbation contest maybe, see which one is cuter when they're both sexually active. And to keep the rivalry going, I'll tell them to have sex with each other and try to make the other one cum. This will be done in multiple rounds.

And in the end, you **** them all and no winner is announced

Something along those lines.
Even if there is a draw I can please two women at the same time. The other slaves will have two mistresses that's all.

It's obvious they only want you. Good luck and don't forget the viagra

And ginseng.

ginseng?

Energy pills or drink made from the plant Ginseng.

came's milk and honey

You can always play with her, although you'll probably tire of it eventually. I wonder about the delinquent though, since the cover said she was one as well. She seems more of a tsundere to me

You may be right. I never had the chance so I don't really know what I would do if given the option between yandere and tsundere.
I got that impression she was tsundere as well.

The yandere will go along, while the tsundere will reject. But only at first. Seems like the tsundere is more fun initially, but the yandere is a challenge
Reminds me of the girl from Beelzebub

Never saw it.

If you continue reading, you'll see what I mean

Yeah, they look alike and act similar.

A decent find if I do say so myself.

I like this God

I'm all for polygamy.

A harem of yanderes. How will that turn out?

**** ....

You're gonna be at your wit's end trying to keep them in check

Imagine them on their periods...

Blood. Blood everywhere.

Just hope it doesn't happen at the same time

They'll eventually sync up. This wasn't a good idea.

how do you plan on controlling them?

Battle Royal?

But wouldn't that just mean you lost your harem? They'd just kill each other

No weapons or death. The winner gets to be my main bitch and the losers become my slaves, who answer to my main bitch, their mistress. If anyone kills someone else that it an automatic disqualification.

The tsundere from the first series hasn't admitted it yet since she just started feeling that way, and the second one, from what I remember, is aware, but hasn't admitted yet either. However, I stopped reading it about a year ago

www.batoto.net/read/_/5196/beelzebub_v2_ch13_by_i-eat-manga/20
funny series. Full of misunderstandings

Not all of them, just two front pages.

oooooh heheh~ ^_^

Granted this was over time. Since I read your profile comments when we first became friends, I could have read all the pages. But I just read your previous ones and thought "What are they up to? Sounds like rape. Sounds interesting".

>Hey.

Whaddup?

Nothing. You?

cold

Find someone to sleep with you. Their body warmth will help you get over your cold fast.

i would but I'm far too lonely... I'll just curl up with my laptop

Do you have a medium or large dog? Laptop cool off over time, unless you're downloading porn via torrent.

No :c

This is why you plan ahead. If you had kidnapped someone before you got a cold you wouldn't have to suffer right now.

True ;n;

12 hour time limit, what was the post?

Thanks. Now I can rest.

Funnyjunk won't let me reply to your last comment for some reason.

Some Hardblush post and I mentioned something about questioning my sexuality.

I said something along the lines of "Pleasure is pleasure, why should you care where you get it from"? After all, deriving pleasure from something is already a selfish act, so it doesn't really matter how anybody else feels about.

Burn me a copy when you find it.

I don't think my computer is capable of burning curses

Damn. Try your public library, they got to have something for curses.

Been many years since I last went there

You're going to have to be more specific, I posted over 150 pictures and comics.

ALL OF IT ;D I didn't see any of it so any of your favorites will do :D

Refresh you page and try again.

How about this write down what you want in reply to this. I'll trade with you when I can, I am really busy at the moment so I need fewer distractions. Sorry for being so short wit you.

YES.

But this of course is my opinion.

In regards to your comment funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/215#215.

If you were angry it was probably your adrenaline; warmer blood to heat up, expand, and loosen your muscles; along with your larynx's position. If you contract your Larynx/throat you get a higher pitch, and if you expand it you get a lower pitch. You can feel the difference if you put your hand on your throat. Your Laryngeal Prominence, Adam's Apple, will go up when you contract your Larynx, and down when you expand it. The further you expand the deeper your voice gets. However it is harder to speak if you are not accustomed to speaking in the expanded state. I suggest practice.

Hnng-AHH!
>throws snake on floor
>takes off shoe
WHAM! WHAM! MASH! WHAM!

*pant*
*pant*
*sigh*...I'm sorry Master, what did you say?

So, did you stick inside your sister after you pinned her?

I would say yes, but that is my sadism talking.
If you can deal with the phone calls in the middle of the day and their constant defamation, then I would say yes. All one would need is to act a bit obsessively. When you spend time with them say things affirm their obsession, low self esteem; whatever their "yandre" may be, and you'll have a decent relationship.

Can't have female friends though

You can, but she'll be jealous and think you are cheating on her. If she is "crazy" about you then you wont have to fear for your safety. If you come home one night and she is waiting in a dark room and asks you where you have been, all you have to do is be honest. Because she was probably watching you anyways; you can talk her down so long as you are calm and don't lie about anything physical. Things like "You are the only one for me.", "There's nothing to worry about.", or "I'm not going to leave you." are all words with no physical proof, and can calm her suspicions if need be. However things like "I wasn't with (Name) today.", "I didn't kiss her.", or "I'm not doing anything behind your back." are all things that can be proven or disproven through stalking. Avoid open areas when you choose to cheat on "Yandre", and you'll be fine. In my opinion you wouldn't need to cheat on a yandre because you could go all out on your sadism and they'll be with you. If they don't want to follow anything you tell them to do just ask "Why not don't you love me?"; you'll have to alter this sentence if you keep on encountering this problem but keep it to the same effect. Hug her a lot, over 20 seconds, to calm her down if she is upset, and give her affirmations to your "love".

What about the safety of others?

I can think of something to do to 'affirm' our love

sorry for the late reply. Was on TF2

We haven't spoken since the last time he commented on your profile.

Falling out that fast? Damn that was a short relationship

Well I did say that I would abduct him. I need to let it marinate for a bit and catch him by surprise. Not to mention people will try to check his internet history when he his gone, so I need to let that conversation get lost in his history.

Unless the history shows the actual comments, they won't click on something that looks like
Comment #184 at blackcomet's profile
>you know what he looks like

No, I don't know what he looks like.

And as for his history, I can only assume that any investigator would check the most visited sites for any clues as to his disappearance, and our conversation is in print. I always assume that I can be traced through means unknown to me.

They would see you as a possible lead at best, since they would see it as a simple erotic conversation between two strangers over an unknown distance

Assuming he isn't lying about where he lives on his profile we live about 4482 miles or 7211.54 kilometers apart. So even if I did plan on stealing him it isn't likely that we'll meet.

There's still a possibility. I wonder how that conversation will go?

If i'm abducting someone then they wouldn't have time to talk. I'm actually thinking about looking into surgically removing a persons larynx. I don't want to cut any jugulars, and I don't have the time to abduct very many test subjects till I figure how out how to keep them quiet.

how much are gag balls?

If you treat them right, it'll lead to Stockholm syndrome

Yes, true. Gag balls are cheap. I'm worried about in the long run, when they want to see their family. And when I go to work, what will the be doing? I like to think most people are resourceful enough to figure out a way to remove the gag after a few days. I can't have someone screaming and making a ruckus for others to hear.

Rape them until they enjoy it. Turn them into a sex slave
or
Be gentle and loving to the point that they do not want to leave

You saw that huh?

Nice to see I sort of helped start an S&M relationship

Well when you say like that it just sounds odd.

From what I see, Scoonus is the M, you're the S

With the locking in the basement, the tying, the being aggressive, the plausible scenarios...

Well...yeah.

Only a matter of time before you two actually meet

All I can do is try my best and be ready for when the time comes.

Just make sure you have the right guy

Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.

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<-Funniest part. Also I have seen others like this, I am a bit disappointed in the lack of nude scenes. However, it makes up for with an interesting story line and sexual references, innuendos, imagery, what have you.
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