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#7 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on oc first 0
User avatar #8 - zeropro (11/12/2012) [-]
I thought that chick was Jamie Lee Curtis
I knew it...
#5 - False Realities?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2012 on oc first +7
User avatar #6 - zeropro (11/12/2012) [-]
Is that gif from True Lies, a movie Arnold starred in.
User avatar #14 - gadgetzan (11/13/2012) [-]
Happens to be one of my favorite movies, I watched it all the time when I was a kid. Oh god Arnold was so bad ass in that movie.
User avatar #7 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #8 - zeropro (11/12/2012) [-]
I thought that chick was Jamie Lee Curtis
I knew it...
#55 - http://users.elite.net/runner/jennifers/no.htm  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on 127 DAYS -1
#109 - victoreznov (11/13/2012) [-]
well played...
User avatar #110 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
I just wanted something here so I could come back and watch the video if someone posted it.
#53 - I have one of those. I created it in art class and put it in a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Facebook (1) -2
#118 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
*kiln
dumbfuck
#101 - anonyrnoose (11/12/2012) [-]
That's cool. Nobody cares, though.
#4 - My VirtuaGirl.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Not what I had in mind.... +76
#144 - finishhimlarry (11/13/2012) [-]
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#103 - hjgamer (11/13/2012) [-]
**hjgamer rolled a random image posted in comment #1705432 at MLP Brony Board ** My VirtuaGirl
#31 - sidnineonefourtwo (11/13/2012) [-]
#88 - You have to kill it first. 11/12/2012 on Jimmy Carr 0
#43 - I swear I saw this same content three times in the newest uplo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Jimmy Carr -1
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#88 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
You have to kill it first.
#192 - Cropped to the new pixel ratio.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #196 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
i love you good sir, it looks a little fuzzy but its a great background :D i hope you riches and happiness
#5 - There's also a book called Lord of the Flies , but what's your point?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Duke of Pies -1
User avatar #6 - tolazytomakename (11/12/2012) [-]
It is a pun... and the pie looks like the duke of flies.
#1 - To bad that never happened.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2012 on oc first +41
#15 - irishlawyer (11/13/2012) [-]
*Too
User avatar #3 - zeropro (11/12/2012) [-]
True Lies?
User avatar #5 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
False Realities?
User avatar #6 - zeropro (11/12/2012) [-]
Is that gif from True Lies, a movie Arnold starred in.
User avatar #14 - gadgetzan (11/13/2012) [-]
Happens to be one of my favorite movies, I watched it all the time when I was a kid. Oh god Arnold was so bad ass in that movie.
User avatar #7 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #8 - zeropro (11/12/2012) [-]
I thought that chick was Jamie Lee Curtis
I knew it...
#1 - I don't get it.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Duke of Pies -1
User avatar #3 - tolazytomakename (11/12/2012) [-]
There is this enemy in a game called the duke of flies.
#5 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
There's also a book called Lord of the Flies, but what's your point?
User avatar #6 - tolazytomakename (11/12/2012) [-]
It is a pun... and the pie looks like the duke of flies.
#2 - renamon (11/12/2012) [-]
Me neither
#1 - Word. 11/12/2012 on Ban Reason 0
#164 - This one I cropped with the pixel ratio equal to 1400x750. I c…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on boner 0
User avatar #181 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
thanks but its to big lol 1366x768 is my screen size :/ but thanks for the effort mate
#192 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
Cropped to the new pixel ratio.
User avatar #196 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
i love you good sir, it looks a little fuzzy but its a great background :D i hope you riches and happiness
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Chicken and Waffles +155
#9 - connordude (11/12/2012) [-]
dayum got thumbs?
#133 - The pixel ratio is off then. check your background settings an… 11/12/2012 on boner 0
#10 - Hell chapter? 11/12/2012 on The Time of Rukia's... -1
#5 - Picture 11/12/2012 on I almost felt bad for her.... +5
#2 - I'm a big proponent of Excalibur, but this brings a tear to my…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Excalibur +1
#5 - killerturd (11/12/2012) [-]
#201 - I only researched for my point of view, since I know I can't t… 11/12/2012 on hmm -5
#193 - Because it make the male infertile over time. It may help redu…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on hmm +3
#199 - scarytown (11/12/2012) [-]
Extended use of birth control makes women infertile too. It also kills sex drive, makes them gain weight and, unless they're taking it for the purposes of balancing their horomones, which some women do, it throws their horomones completely out of balance, explaining what a lot of guys bitch about when their gfs or when women in general are acting like dumb bitchy whores.
User avatar #201 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
I only researched for my point of view, since I know I can't trust all women. Seems like stairs and a coat hanger are the best birth control methods.
User avatar #195 - pottslande (11/12/2012) [-]
Absolutely nothing, because you've backed up none of what you've said.
#60 - Here are more of different sizes, however the pixel ratio rema…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2012 on boner +2
User avatar #131 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
when i try to make any of those my background it just stays the same size as the rest and has black bars around it :/ never happen to me b4
#164 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
This one I cropped with the pixel ratio equal to 1400x750. I can try to exclude any excess pieces and keep the characters, but when you stretch it for your background it may not be to your liking.
User avatar #181 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
thanks but its to big lol 1366x768 is my screen size :/ but thanks for the effort mate
#192 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
Cropped to the new pixel ratio.
User avatar #196 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
i love you good sir, it looks a little fuzzy but its a great background :D i hope you riches and happiness
User avatar #133 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
The pixel ratio is off then. check your background settings and select "stretch", unless you screen is more square than rectangular shape you may have to cut a bit from the top and bottom.
#59 - This one is the largest it's 2000x1733, do you even know how t…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2012 on boner +1
User avatar #131 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
when i try to make any of those my background it just stays the same size as the rest and has black bars around it :/ never happen to me b4
#164 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
This one I cropped with the pixel ratio equal to 1400x750. I can try to exclude any excess pieces and keep the characters, but when you stretch it for your background it may not be to your liking.
User avatar #181 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
thanks but its to big lol 1366x768 is my screen size :/ but thanks for the effort mate
#192 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
Cropped to the new pixel ratio.
User avatar #196 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
i love you good sir, it looks a little fuzzy but its a great background :D i hope you riches and happiness
User avatar #133 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
The pixel ratio is off then. check your background settings and select "stretch", unless you screen is more square than rectangular shape you may have to cut a bit from the top and bottom.
#51 - http://pawsru.org/pawsX/MLP/src/135100626917.jpg  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2012 on boner +1
User avatar #55 - iderpthenherp (11/11/2012) [-]
thats to small :/ is there one like this 1366x758?
User avatar #59 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
This one is the largest it's 2000x1733, do you even know how to use a computer? Click on it to enlarge it.
User avatar #131 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
when i try to make any of those my background it just stays the same size as the rest and has black bars around it :/ never happen to me b4
#164 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
This one I cropped with the pixel ratio equal to 1400x750. I can try to exclude any excess pieces and keep the characters, but when you stretch it for your background it may not be to your liking.
User avatar #181 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
thanks but its to big lol 1366x768 is my screen size :/ but thanks for the effort mate
#192 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
Cropped to the new pixel ratio.
User avatar #196 - iderpthenherp (11/12/2012) [-]
i love you good sir, it looks a little fuzzy but its a great background :D i hope you riches and happiness
User avatar #133 - blackcomet (11/12/2012) [-]
The pixel ratio is off then. check your background settings and select "stretch", unless you screen is more square than rectangular shape you may have to cut a bit from the top and bottom.
#251 - No problem. If you want a screen it's best to with LCD than pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on Take my money +1
User avatar #253 - amissingmouse (11/11/2012) [-]
Okay dokey, that explains a whole hell lot to me.
#244 - LCD screens prevent glare. If you go to a good electronic sale…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Take my money +1
User avatar #247 - amissingmouse (11/11/2012) [-]
Ohh...Okay, that makes a little more sense, haha. Thank you, both of you.
User avatar #251 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
No problem. If you want a screen it's best to with LCD than plasma. I like to move my furniture around and I don't like glare on my T.V. or computer screen. I can't tell the difference between them picture wise so I just go with no glare.
User avatar #253 - amissingmouse (11/11/2012) [-]
Okay dokey, that explains a whole hell lot to me.

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#367 - AlcoholicGoth (12/08/2014) [-]
Heyy comet : D how ya been?
Was wondering if I could please get your expert help on finding a particular, i'm assuming doujin, for me?
User avatar #366 - savirleo (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you already read this?
You need to login to view this link
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#360 - savirleo (12/05/2012) [-]
Looks like a notepad for rainmeter. Enigma has one that's similar. It does say he modified the programs to look the way they do
User avatar #351 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't catch what you said on that post ( **** one)
User avatar #352 to #351 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
I comment on a lot of **** posts, you'll have to be more specific.
User avatar #353 to #352 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me
#354 to #353 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.
#355 to #354 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.   
   
Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!   
   
P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
#356 to #355 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
#357 to #356 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
#358 to #357 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.
#359 to #358 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
User avatar #349 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Dude, stop, your offers suck.
#328 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
That clever bastard
User avatar #329 to #328 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #330 to #329 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment
User avatar #331 to #330 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
Well that would be an awkward moment..
#332 to #331 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle
User avatar #333 to #332 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
I love struggle snuggling.
#334 to #333 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
Some people do it wrong though
User avatar #314 to #272 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
"came's milk and honey"?
User avatar #315 to #314 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
camel's* milk and honey. If I remember, it helps your erection last longer
User avatar #316 to #315 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
If I ever need to rest I could get the slaves to attend to their mistresses, for my sake of course.
User avatar #317 to #316 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
I don't think yandere's are content with slaves replacing their object of affection
User avatar #318 to #317 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why I have the entire slave force "attend to them".
User avatar #319 to #318 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
You sure they're not just gonna go after you instead?
User avatar #320 to #319 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm sure they'll be tempted, but I'll promise a prize to the one that can make them cum. Everyone will be of me so I can rest and my two mistresses can fight the urge to cum so no one else wins the prize.
User avatar #321 to #320 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
I meant the yanderes, not the slaves. I'm sure they know how to get through a crowd
User avatar #322 to #321 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
The yandere's are the slaves, they lost in the oil wresting tournament.
The yandere slaves will pin their two mistresses and keep them from me so I can rest, and who ever can make their mistress cum wins a prize from me.
I rest up they tire themselves out, it's a good deal.
User avatar #323 to #322 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Or they all decide to gang up on you in a temporary truce
User avatar #324 to #323 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
You're so...negative? Positive? You're anti-me.
User avatar #325 to #324 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm someone that finds the holes in logic. So I can be positive, or negative, depending on the subject. Gives me something to do when I'm bored as ****
User avatar #326 to #325 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
You should realize that there are holes in every hypothetical situation. I'm very fluid in my way of thinking, so we can go at this all night. I'd rather not since I got porn.
User avatar #327 to #326 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Which is why I poke holes. To see how well the other person can plan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
I'm off to bed anyway. Night
User avatar #273 to #272 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
I can't deny the obsessive one's, they'll make your life convenient. She can cook and she has a sexual side. Not really a bad deal.
But I like to play with peoples' minds, so maybe it's just me.
User avatar #295 to #273 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
What exactly are you having them compete in?
User avatar #296 to #295 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Oil wrestling?
#297 to #296 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
The one that excites you the most?
User avatar #298 to #297 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #299 to #298 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Have them do... things... for you and the one that excites you the most, wins
User avatar #300 to #299 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
That wont go to well.
User avatar #301 to #300 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
why not?
User avatar #302 to #301 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm violent by nature, if I want to do something exciting then heads will roll.
If you're talking about sexual excitement then I suppose oil wresting, and the winner gets to be the main girl in my harem.
User avatar #303 to #302 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Which one do you think will win?
User avatar #304 to #303 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Don't really know. If I thought any of them had a sure fire shot I would have them compete.
User avatar #305 to #304 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
If it somehow ends in a draw?
User avatar #306 to #305 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Can't do sudden death, that's too dangerous.
Masturbation contest maybe, see which one is cuter when they're both sexually active. And to keep the rivalry going, I'll tell them to have sex with each other and try to make the other one cum. This will be done in multiple rounds.
User avatar #307 to #306 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
And in the end, you **** them all and no winner is announced
User avatar #308 to #307 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Something along those lines.
Even if there is a draw I can please two women at the same time. The other slaves will have two mistresses that's all.
User avatar #309 to #308 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
It's obvious they only want you. Good luck and don't forget the viagra
User avatar #310 to #309 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
And ginseng.
User avatar #311 to #310 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
ginseng?
User avatar #312 to #311 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Energy pills or drink made from the plant Ginseng.
User avatar #313 to #312 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
came's milk and honey
User avatar #274 to #273 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
You can always play with her, although you'll probably tire of it eventually. I wonder about the delinquent though, since the cover said she was one as well. She seems more of a tsundere to me
User avatar #275 to #274 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
You may be right. I never had the chance so I don't really know what I would do if given the option between yandere and tsundere.
I got that impression she was tsundere as well.
User avatar #276 to #275 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
The yandere will go along, while the tsundere will reject. But only at first. Seems like the tsundere is more fun initially, but the yandere is a challenge
Reminds me of the girl from Beelzebub
User avatar #277 to #276 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
Never saw it.
User avatar #279 to #277 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
If you continue reading, you'll see what I mean
User avatar #280 to #279 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, they look alike and act similar.
User avatar #281 to #280 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
A decent find if I do say so myself.
#283 to #281 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
I like this God
User avatar #284 to #283 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm all for polygamy.
User avatar #285 to #284 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
A harem of yanderes. How will that turn out?
User avatar #287 to #286 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
You're gonna be at your wit's end trying to keep them in check
User avatar #288 to #287 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Imagine them on their periods...
User avatar #289 to #288 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Blood. Blood everywhere.

Just hope it doesn't happen at the same time
User avatar #290 to #289 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
They'll eventually sync up. This wasn't a good idea.
User avatar #291 to #290 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
how do you plan on controlling them?
User avatar #292 to #291 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Battle Royal?
User avatar #293 to #292 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
But wouldn't that just mean you lost your harem? They'd just kill each other
User avatar #294 to #293 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
No weapons or death. The winner gets to be my main bitch and the losers become my slaves, who answer to my main bitch, their mistress. If anyone kills someone else that it an automatic disqualification.
User avatar #282 to #281 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
The tsundere from the first series hasn't admitted it yet since she just started feeling that way, and the second one, from what I remember, is aware, but hasn't admitted yet either. However, I stopped reading it about a year ago
#268 - yurilowenthall (11/13/2012) [-]
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d-dont tell me you actually read all of that in my comments....right? *tilts my head*
#269 to #268 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
Not all of them, just two front pages.
#270 to #269 - yurilowenthall (11/13/2012) [-]
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oooooh heheh~ ^_^
#271 to #270 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
Granted this was over time. Since I read your profile comments when we first became friends, I could have read all the pages. But I just read your previous ones and thought "What are they up to? Sounds like rape. Sounds interesting".
User avatar #257 - divinemaddness (11/10/2012) [-]
Yoooooo-*sneeze*ooooooooo
User avatar #259 to #258 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
Whaddup?
User avatar #260 to #259 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Nothing. You?
#262 to #261 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Find someone to sleep with you. Their body warmth will help you get over your cold fast.
User avatar #263 to #262 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
i would but I'm far too lonely... I'll just curl up with my laptop
User avatar #264 to #263 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Do you have a medium or large dog? Laptop cool off over time, unless you're downloading porn via torrent.
User avatar #265 to #264 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
No :c
User avatar #266 to #265 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
This is why you plan ahead. If you had kidnapped someone before you got a cold you wouldn't have to suffer right now.
User avatar #267 to #266 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
True ;n;
User avatar #252 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm losing sleep because you replied to my comment on an **** post but I never saw it because the 24 hour limit deleted the post.
User avatar #253 to #252 - blackcomet (11/09/2012) [-]
12 hour time limit, what was the post?
User avatar #256 to #253 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
Thanks. Now I can rest.

Funnyjunk won't let me reply to your last comment for some reason.
User avatar #254 to #253 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
Some Hardblush post and I mentioned something about questioning my sexuality.
User avatar #255 to #254 - blackcomet (11/09/2012) [-]
I said something along the lines of "Pleasure is pleasure, why should you care where you get it from"? After all, deriving pleasure from something is already a selfish act, so it doesn't really matter how anybody else feels about.
#251 - savirleo (11/09/2012) [-]
It's always nice when God gets jealous of a mortal
User avatar #246 - savirleo (11/05/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link

I must find this cursed disk
User avatar #247 to #246 - blackcomet (11/05/2012) [-]
Burn me a copy when you find it.
User avatar #248 to #247 - savirleo (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't think my computer is capable of burning curses
#249 to #248 - blackcomet (11/05/2012) [-]
Damn. Try your public library, they got to have something for curses.
#250 to #249 - savirleo (11/05/2012) [-]
Been many years since I last went there
#243 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Hey man can you repost some of the halloween stuff?
User avatar #244 to #243 - blackcomet (11/02/2012) [-]
You're going to have to be more specific, I posted over 150 pictures and comics.
User avatar #245 to #244 - crowcolin (11/03/2012) [-]
ALL OF IT ;D I didn't see any of it so any of your favorites will do :D
User avatar #235 - slushieman (10/30/2012) [-]
Hi, I got your private message but for some reason FJ deleted it for me!
User avatar #236 to #235 - blackcomet (10/30/2012) [-]
Refresh you page and try again.
#231 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #234 to #231 - blackcomet (10/30/2012) [-]
How about this write down what you want in reply to this. I'll trade with you when I can, I am really busy at the moment so I need fewer distractions. Sorry for being so short wit you.
#195 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
Getting into a relationship with a yandere

Is it worth it?
User avatar #227 to #195 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
YES.

But this of course is my opinion.
User avatar #216 to #195 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
In regards to your comment funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/215#215.

If you were angry it was probably your adrenaline; warmer blood to heat up, expand, and loosen your muscles; along with your larynx's position. If you contract your Larynx/throat you get a higher pitch, and if you expand it you get a lower pitch. You can feel the difference if you put your hand on your throat. Your Laryngeal Prominence, Adam's Apple, will go up when you contract your Larynx, and down when you expand it. The further you expand the deeper your voice gets. However it is harder to speak if you are not accustomed to speaking in the expanded state. I suggest practice.
User avatar #229 to #216 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
Hnng-AHH!
>throws snake on floor
>takes off shoe
WHAM! WHAM! MASH! WHAM!

*pant*
*pant*
*sigh*...I'm sorry Master, what did you say?
User avatar #228 to #216 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
So, did you stick inside your sister after you pinned her?
User avatar #196 to #195 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
I would say yes, but that is my sadism talking.
If you can deal with the phone calls in the middle of the day and their constant defamation, then I would say yes. All one would need is to act a bit obsessively. When you spend time with them say things affirm their obsession, low self esteem; whatever their "yandre" may be, and you'll have a decent relationship.
#197 to #196 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
Can't have female friends though
User avatar #198 to #197 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
You can, but she'll be jealous and think you are cheating on her. If she is "crazy" about you then you wont have to fear for your safety. If you come home one night and she is waiting in a dark room and asks you where you have been, all you have to do is be honest. Because she was probably watching you anyways; you can talk her down so long as you are calm and don't lie about anything physical. Things like "You are the only one for me.", "There's nothing to worry about.", or "I'm not going to leave you." are all words with no physical proof, and can calm her suspicions if need be. However things like "I wasn't with (Name) today.", "I didn't kiss her.", or "I'm not doing anything behind your back." are all things that can be proven or disproven through stalking. Avoid open areas when you choose to cheat on "Yandre", and you'll be fine. In my opinion you wouldn't need to cheat on a yandre because you could go all out on your sadism and they'll be with you. If they don't want to follow anything you tell them to do just ask "Why not don't you love me?"; you'll have to alter this sentence if you keep on encountering this problem but keep it to the same effect. Hug her a lot, over 20 seconds, to calm her down if she is upset, and give her affirmations to your "love".
#199 to #198 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
What about the safety of others?

I can think of something to do to 'affirm' our love

sorry for the late reply. Was on TF2
User avatar #182 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
How's your S&M relationship going?
User avatar #183 to #182 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
We haven't spoken since the last time he commented on your profile.
User avatar #184 to #183 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Falling out that fast? Damn that was a short relationship
User avatar #185 to #184 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Well I did say that I would abduct him. I need to let it marinate for a bit and catch him by surprise. Not to mention people will try to check his internet history when he his gone, so I need to let that conversation get lost in his history.
User avatar #186 to #185 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Unless the history shows the actual comments, they won't click on something that looks like
Comment #184 at blackcomet's profile
>you know what he looks like
User avatar #187 to #186 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
No, I don't know what he looks like.

And as for his history, I can only assume that any investigator would check the most visited sites for any clues as to his disappearance, and our conversation is in print. I always assume that I can be traced through means unknown to me.
User avatar #188 to #187 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
They would see you as a possible lead at best, since they would see it as a simple erotic conversation between two strangers over an unknown distance
User avatar #189 to #188 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Assuming he isn't lying about where he lives on his profile we live about 4482 miles or 7211.54 kilometers apart. So even if I did plan on stealing him it isn't likely that we'll meet.
User avatar #190 to #189 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
There's still a possibility. I wonder how that conversation will go?
User avatar #191 to #190 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
If i'm abducting someone then they wouldn't have time to talk. I'm actually thinking about looking into surgically removing a persons larynx. I don't want to cut any jugulars, and I don't have the time to abduct very many test subjects till I figure how out how to keep them quiet.
User avatar #192 to #191 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
how much are gag balls?

If you treat them right, it'll lead to Stockholm syndrome
User avatar #193 to #192 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Yes, true. Gag balls are cheap. I'm worried about in the long run, when they want to see their family. And when I go to work, what will the be doing? I like to think most people are resourceful enough to figure out a way to remove the gag after a few days. I can't have someone screaming and making a ruckus for others to hear.
#194 to #193 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Rape them until they enjoy it. Turn them into a sex slave
or
Be gentle and loving to the point that they do not want to leave
User avatar #166 - savirleo (09/14/2012) [-]
http://www.mediafire. com/?01si1ll5i7by8vv
http://www.mediafire. com/?els1ii6mm2y2m3k
http://www.mediafire. com/?29i01k7hhqw3hb4

Got split into 3 parts
Enjoying your dirty conversation on my profile?
#167 to #166 - blackcomet (09/14/2012) [-]
You saw that huh?
You saw that huh?
User avatar #168 to #167 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Nice to see I sort of helped start an S&M relationship
#169 to #168 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well when you say like that it just sounds odd.
User avatar #170 to #169 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
From what I see, Scoonus is the M, you're the S

With the locking in the basement, the tying, the being aggressive, the plausible scenarios...
#171 to #170 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well...yeah.
User avatar #172 to #171 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Only a matter of time before you two actually meet
#173 to #172 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
All I can do is try my best and be ready for when the time comes.
#174 to #173 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Just make sure you have the right guy
#175 to #174 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.
Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.
#177 to #176 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
<-Funniest part. Also I have seen others like this, I am a bit disappointed in the lack of nude scenes. However, it makes up for with an interesting story line and sexual references, innuendos, imagery, what have you.
www.mangareader.net/the-secret-devil-chan/6
#178 to #177 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Whenever it comes to shounen-ai, I rarely read it, unless the story sucks me in. Only read 3 so far
User avatar #154 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
To keep the trade fair for the kitsunemimi pics, anything you want/need from me?
User avatar #155 to #154 - blackcomet (09/12/2012) [-]
I don't really know. With the @dministrator being so strict I don't know if anything I like would be acceptable.
How about HD hentai. No real preference since pictures such as those are always good quality.
User avatar #156 to #155 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
Not really sure what counts as HD hentai, since I simply save what I like.
About 496MB worth of pics. H-manga is about 5GB. Mangas are about 12GB
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