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Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Location:Texas
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#2 - Jerry. Jerry rigged.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2016 on ghetto +1
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#3 - creamymcgee (04/26/2016) [-]
Both spellings are correct.
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#4 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
They shouldn't be. Say "jury rigged" out loud. It sounds retarded. Alabama retarded.
#12 - Lookinatstuff (04/26/2016) [-]
Jury-rig, jerry-rig, jerry-built
A little-used definition of jury is intended or designated for temporary use. It’s a nautical term of unknown origin, and in its early use it usually appeared in the phrase jury mast, referring to a temporary mast put up to replace one that has been lost.1 This is the source of the verb jury-rig, meaning to assemble for temporary use, and its derivative adjective jury-rigged.

Jerry-rig is a variant spelling of jury-rig. One could call it incorrect because it entered the language several centuries after jury-rig and is obviously derived from a misspelling of the original, but it is widely used and is accepted by some dictionaries.

It would be easier to dismiss jerry-rig as incorrect if we didn’t have the separate adjective jerry-built, which means built of bad materials. Jerry-built may or may not be etymologically related to jury-rig (its origins are mysterious), but all major dictionaries agree that jerry is the correct spelling in this case.
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#5 - creamymcgee (04/26/2016) [-]
Whatever, both ways are correct despite your personal feelings about some words.
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#7 - jokexplain (04/26/2016) [-]
>> to 3,

Say "nigger rigged." That's definitely correct, and appropriate, and we're on the internet.
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#9 - metalheadtildeath (04/26/2016) [-]
where i grew up, we always just said "rednecked"
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#10 - tyrson (04/26/2016) [-]
I'm from the south. We call it "fixed"
#66 - We don't need to speak of it. We know.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Damn Straight 0
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#67 - navien (04/26/2016) [-]
Why don't we need to speak of it ? it's a good show.
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#68 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
There is no need. Anything we say we all agree with. It will be a short conversation.
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#69 - navien (04/26/2016) [-]
Well I hope the movie is good.
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#70 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
Scarlet is good with action and has a lot of experience with wires, thanks to Marvel. I hope the script lives up to the anime story. Not saying they should pull from the show, rather tell the story in the GitS style. And hope the director doesn't muffle the story just to make the movie visually appealing Zack Snyder .
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#74 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if Snyder's characteristic style will fit well with the GitS theme, but I'm cautiously optimistic. However, I am wary about any sort of attempted localisation on any series, especially this one.
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#76 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
I was using Snyder as an example. While he has great visual shots, he is not the best storyteller. And I am not familiar with Rupert Sanders' work, so I can't assess his value.
I just hope they get the right mood. I don't care if they retell the first movie, start before she joined section 9, before she joined the military, or after the Solid State Society. I agree though, copying the show is a bit of a lazy way to do it, and will loose them some points.
I think the GiTS story vibe is important. And I hope Scarlet does her research on Mokoto. I don't feel like it's a good idea to add your interpretation of what the character should be.
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#78 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2016) [-]
I was using extending your example, sorry if that wasn't clear. There are lots of directors who push their style too much, and whose styles wouldn't fit well. I personally hope they don't go too wild with the story, unless they're getting a lot of help from the original writers.
I hope they nail the rest of the team, too. Kusanagi is important, but I can see them messing up her relationship with Batou, or drastically changing the other characters and getting away with it, because they're more in the background.
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#79 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
I know this is iffy for a lot of fans, but I hope they don't explore a love interest with Batou. Or at most tip toe around it.
I can't think of anyone who is right for Kusanagi. Batou, Micky Rouke? He has the right physique, and can change his accent.
#53 - Futa? Like real futanari. With a vagina and dick. All herm…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on Found CYOA 0
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#75 - chuayane (05/06/2016) [-]
nah, for that you need to mix become the girl and become the trap.
little boy and become the girl would probably result in little girl.
#52 - Immortality Money Induce Fetish Powder blue … 04/26/2016 on Found CYOA 0
#11 - I kind of like the void. Just me and my thoughts. Sink… 04/26/2016 on end my suffering comp +7
#583 - **blackcomet used "*roll picture*"** **blackcomet rolled image ** 04/26/2016 on What's in Admin's closet? 0
#6 - I had to listen to it twice. I was expecting the gorilla t… 04/26/2016 on I chortled 0
#25 - What an attention whore. But my suicide would probab… 04/26/2016 on An hero -3
#9 - But what if you want to over clock the cable to get more pixels?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on Best Buy +107
#45 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
Activated cables.
#11 - stick them in a room with a '67 Pinto running. 04/26/2016 on Death penalty 0
#10 - Texas! We pride ourselves on efficiency and showmanship. 04/26/2016 on Death penalty 0
#12 - Over 6'. Muscular. Seems like every womans' wet dream.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on just another drunk Australian +1
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#56 - imdan (04/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, but can you imagine getting fingerblasted by something with those hands?
#995 - **blackcomet used "*roll picture*"** **blackcomet rolled image ** 04/26/2016 on Roll for GOD POWERS 0
#15 - I was expecting nun butt. 04/26/2016 on that view is golden 0
#44 - You are all Plebs!  [+] (11 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Damn Straight +3
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#64 - navien (04/26/2016) [-]
Ghost in Shell what year is this. I haven't head anyone talk about in a long time
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#66 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
We don't need to speak of it. We know.
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#67 - navien (04/26/2016) [-]
Why don't we need to speak of it ? it's a good show.
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#68 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
There is no need. Anything we say we all agree with. It will be a short conversation.
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#69 - navien (04/26/2016) [-]
Well I hope the movie is good.
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#70 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
Scarlet is good with action and has a lot of experience with wires, thanks to Marvel. I hope the script lives up to the anime story. Not saying they should pull from the show, rather tell the story in the GitS style. And hope the director doesn't muffle the story just to make the movie visually appealing Zack Snyder .
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#74 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if Snyder's characteristic style will fit well with the GitS theme, but I'm cautiously optimistic. However, I am wary about any sort of attempted localisation on any series, especially this one.
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#76 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
I was using Snyder as an example. While he has great visual shots, he is not the best storyteller. And I am not familiar with Rupert Sanders' work, so I can't assess his value.
I just hope they get the right mood. I don't care if they retell the first movie, start before she joined section 9, before she joined the military, or after the Solid State Society. I agree though, copying the show is a bit of a lazy way to do it, and will loose them some points.
I think the GiTS story vibe is important. And I hope Scarlet does her research on Mokoto. I don't feel like it's a good idea to add your interpretation of what the character should be.
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#78 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2016) [-]
I was using extending your example, sorry if that wasn't clear. There are lots of directors who push their style too much, and whose styles wouldn't fit well. I personally hope they don't go too wild with the story, unless they're getting a lot of help from the original writers.
I hope they nail the rest of the team, too. Kusanagi is important, but I can see them messing up her relationship with Batou, or drastically changing the other characters and getting away with it, because they're more in the background.
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#79 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
I know this is iffy for a lot of fans, but I hope they don't explore a love interest with Batou. Or at most tip toe around it.
I can't think of anyone who is right for Kusanagi. Batou, Micky Rouke? He has the right physique, and can change his accent.
#51 - stoatsmcgoats (04/26/2016) [-]
>based major
#10 - The team never invites me to any of their get togethers. 04/26/2016 on naked +2
#46 - That little **** goes first. 04/26/2016 on So cute -1
#1 - I want to kick that baby.  [+] (36 new replies) 04/25/2016 on So cute -99
#47 - uncreditedcivilian (04/26/2016) [-]
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#46 - blackcomet (04/26/2016) [-]
That little shit goes first.
#36 - supersixfourr (04/26/2016) [-]
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#29 - gilgameshxplains (04/26/2016) [-]
I want to kick you.
#28 - buttkickerboy (04/26/2016) [-]
#22 - lookatmyhouseofwax (04/25/2016) [-]
#19 - notmcburd (04/25/2016) [-]
Lets face it, you want to kick that baby as much as I want to die from flesh eating disease.

Way to be the lowest common denominator of shitposters.
#18 - affix (04/25/2016) [-]
Stay edgy.
#17 - ponytarado (04/25/2016) [-]
Hostiable For you ;)
#9 - wobblewub (04/25/2016) [-]
#2 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
GO ahead *draws sword*

see what happens *pushes glasses up face so the light shines off of them*


*stands between you and the baby menacingly* jk im not autistic, just dont be a douche
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#41 - elcreepo (04/26/2016) [-]
I.. I can't even tell who's spergier

Even posting it ironically is just... no.
#38 - noticesenpai (04/26/2016) [-]
if you say so anon
#37 - seibaexplains (04/26/2016) [-]
Ironic cringe is still cringe, in fact it is often worse.
#32 - tapeboy (04/26/2016) [-]
"jk im not autistic"
I believe you, billions wouldn't.
#31 - tenju (04/26/2016) [-]
It'll be okay, little buddy.
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#30 - duvallwhitey (04/26/2016) [-]
I think the red thumbs are unnecessary.
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#27 - woozuh (04/25/2016) [-]
I laughed
Why is everybody thumbsing it down
Why cant we all just
Get along
#48 - dassasofunny (04/26/2016) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk
#24 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
sure whatever you say there pal.
#23 - floran (04/25/2016) [-]
Menacing
#20 - putinlover (04/25/2016) [-]
you and blackcomet
#16 - commencingfailure (04/25/2016) [-]
If you don't want anyone to think you're an autist you might want to stop roleplaying you sperg
#15 - cupotruth (04/25/2016) [-]
So you're a liar and autistic
#12 - privilege (04/25/2016) [-]
This deserves frontpage. top lel
#7 - penelo (04/25/2016) [-]
Just for the laughs I give you a greenie won't do much though
#6 - homestuckxplain (04/25/2016) [-]
Hey, I think I've seen you before.
#44 - uleaveinpieces (04/26/2016) [-]
God that is some horrible roleplaying, except for Tails who decides to just go along with it.
#40 - legendofbearo (04/26/2016) [-]
Sometimes I love it here.
#14 - thebrownbomber (04/25/2016) [-]
#13 - enragedonion (04/25/2016) [-]
Old but gold get even better!
#8 - wobblewub (04/25/2016) [-]
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#5 - plazmaflare (04/25/2016) [-]
Even posting it ironically made me cringe. Shit anon. See you in the next comp.
#4 - captainprincess (04/25/2016) [-]
"jk im not autistic"

he said posting on funnyjunk
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#3 - imadethistopost (04/25/2016) [-]
mo anon that's pretty fucking sperg.
#2 - It's a simple prat knot. The easiest knots to do. You could do… 04/25/2016 on magic 0
#5 - Because some one is gonna ask.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2016 on Kantai Collection +1
#11 - magemortal (04/25/2016) [-]
I didnt know this was a anime until now, thx for the link.
#270 - Oh my god! So many wheels are turning with no traction. I'… 04/25/2016 on Its over lads +1
#2 - come on jay, stay in school. 04/23/2016 on Earth Day Tweets 0
#8 - Even Jesus would say "God damn". 04/23/2016 on GM6 Lynx 0
#10 - Horrible camera work.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Tourist boat sinking +8
#18 - ugoboom (04/23/2016) [-]
dude you try to fucking film while you're about to die
#12 - muffincannibal (04/23/2016) [-]
You do better whilst your boat is sinking.
#19 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
He probably doesn't have a boat though
#8 - Dude, quit surrounding yourself with pedophiles. People are al… 04/23/2016 on Content YV -1
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#370 - slushieman
(01/12/2016) [-]
Why have you forsaken me?
#369 - Falkor
(05/25/2015) [-]
#368 - havockwzy
(12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#367 - AlcoholicGoth
(12/08/2014) [-]
Heyy comet : D how ya been?
Was wondering if I could please get your expert help on finding a particular, i'm assuming doujin, for me?
#366 - savirleo
(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you already read this?
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#365 - tredbear
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#360 - savirleo
(12/05/2012) [-]
Looks like a notepad for rainmeter. Enigma has one that's similar. It does say he modified the programs to look the way they do
#351 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't catch what you said on that post (**** one)
#352 to #351 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
I comment on a lot of **** posts, you'll have to be more specific.
#353 to #352 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me
#354 to #353 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.
#355 to #354 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.   
   
Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!   
   
P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
#356 to #355 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
#357 to #356 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
#358 to #357 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.
#359 to #358 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
#349 - deliciousdee ONLINE
(11/21/2012) [-]
Dude, stop, your offers suck.
#328 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
That clever bastard
#329 to #328 - blackcomet
(11/19/2012) [-]
Wut?
#330 to #329 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment
#331 to #330 - blackcomet
(11/19/2012) [-]
Well that would be an awkward moment..
#332 to #331 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle
#333 to #332 - blackcomet
(11/19/2012) [-]
I love struggle snuggling.
#334 to #333 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
Some people do it wrong though
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