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#49 - Japanese people are pacific islanders, and you can tell what c…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
User avatar #51 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
But if we give them name tags they will gain individuality amongst themselves. Giving them that kind of freedom would only condone world domination.
User avatar #52 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.
User avatar #54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
User avatar #55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
User avatar #56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#47 - China and Japan are two separate countries.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
User avatar #48 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian people are all really just one giant mind reading entity.
User avatar #49 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Japanese people are pacific islanders, and you can tell what country Asians are from by their bone structures. Other than that they need name tags.
User avatar #51 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
But if we give them name tags they will gain individuality amongst themselves. Giving them that kind of freedom would only condone world domination.
User avatar #52 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.
User avatar #54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
User avatar #55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
User avatar #56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#44 - What does that have to do with the price of rice in China?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
User avatar #46 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Well if Mr. Rogers decided to whore himself out in Japan like "Ultimate Orgy" depicts, he would most likely lower inflation in the general asian economy, thus lowering the price of rice and that would be nice.
User avatar #47 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
China and Japan are two separate countries.
User avatar #48 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian people are all really just one giant mind reading entity.
User avatar #49 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Japanese people are pacific islanders, and you can tell what country Asians are from by their bone structures. Other than that they need name tags.
User avatar #51 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
But if we give them name tags they will gain individuality amongst themselves. Giving them that kind of freedom would only condone world domination.
User avatar #52 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.
User avatar #54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
User avatar #55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
User avatar #56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#149 - The fuel of a zippo and bic diminish the flavor, while a torch… 05/10/2013 on How most people choose 0
#101 - So, what do the doctors do with the body parts? I'd put them i… 05/10/2013 on Ex-gf has an abortion 0
#19 - Those socks look weird. 04/10/2013 on Butt Hurt Panny +3
#3 - As I have already stated. 04/08/2013 on what happend in evolution? 0
#1 - Humans learned how to conquer nature and stay ahead of natural…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on what happend in evolution? 0
#2 - yourmomfapping (04/08/2013) [-]
yea. but natural selection has been ruined
User avatar #3 - blackcomet (04/08/2013) [-]
As I have already stated.
#3 - Not a goddamn thing. 04/08/2013 on Hidden Jesus in anime 0
#240 - I have chest pains. 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 0
#3 - So many Ferrets. Crazy cat people are evolving. 04/05/2013 on Ferrets Go Nuts Over... +1
#19 - Feminism is what degrades women nowadays. Most men associate f… 04/05/2013 on I loled +2
#54 - Actually this is a joke stolen from another 4channer. You're t… 04/05/2013 on 4chan 0
#21 - I'm surprised you had to explain that. 04/04/2013 on This happens all the time +1
#21 - I would have hit him with the car. It's illegal to flash brigh… 03/29/2013 on Arrested for flashing -3
#17 - There is one stuck to it's anus.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Cats Love Boxes +2
User avatar #18 - kiwisayswhat (03/29/2013) [-]
I can't stop staring at it
#24 - I can't stop watching it for some reason. 03/29/2013 on physics? 0
#2 - He wants thumbs.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Arabian Sand cat +7
#3 - exphautaz (03/27/2013) [-]
why would a cat want fucking thumbs!?
#11 - neoexdeath (03/28/2013) [-]
Because I can't flip you off with an even number of digits.
#4 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
To open the cat food.
#5 - exphautaz (03/27/2013) [-]
that makes entirely TOO much sense.
#2 - That is a valid point. And the money saved by not supporting f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Swanologues +12
#14 - dctrpepper (03/28/2013) [-]
Well in the case of banks it would mean that everyone would lose all of the money invested in the banks; also, when the US did bail out the banks, the government was paid back in full, with interest. As for the deficit, it's really not as big of a problem as long as interest rates stay low. What we need to focus on now is getting the economy back on track, which means tactical tax cuts, as well as some government spending in order to jump start the economy. Although exactly how those balance is the debate ongoing. I will admit government spending is too large currently, and the books need to be balanced; I personally believe by reviewing social security, cutting the military ( we spend more on the military than the top 25 other countries spend combined) and also raising taxes on the most wealthy while cutting corporate taxes, so that business will return to our shores but we will still be able to sustain a good revenue stream.
Hope this helped!
source; i'm an econ major at Clark University, for whatever that counts for.
tl;dr don't worry too much about the deficit lets get y'all some jobs
#8 - I never heard it pronounced "Easter". 03/26/2013 on Easter -4
#4 - Testing to see if Pigeons are actually Pheonix's? Sounds like … 03/26/2013 on not a single fuck was given +1
#12 - I can tell it's Latin American, but if that is in Mexico I'd h…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on 'Merica. +1
#13 - Hightower (03/26/2013) [-]
What would you do with that many Cheetos?

You know what, I don't think I want to know...
#16 - dapumkin (03/26/2013) [-]
fuck in them. " lick the cheese off! GET ALL THE FUCKING CHEESE! "
#11 - Over time, anthrax would be cheaper. 03/26/2013 on 'Merica. +7
#2 - MFW.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on FJ now a days! -36
#6 - ragingflamingos (03/26/2013) [-]
You're so screwed if DJ 4DM1N sees this.
#12 - Cool. Now I can watch porn on the subway. 03/26/2013 on Cellular Device 0

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User avatar #366 - savirleo (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you already read this?
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#360 - savirleo (12/05/2012) [-]
Looks like a notepad for rainmeter. Enigma has one that's similar. It does say he modified the programs to look the way they do
User avatar #351 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't catch what you said on that post (NSFW one)
User avatar #352 to #351 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
I comment on a lot of NSFW posts, you'll have to be more specific.
User avatar #353 to #352 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me
#354 to #353 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.
#355 to #354 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.   
   
Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!   
   
P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
#356 to #355 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
#357 to #356 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
#358 to #357 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.
#359 to #358 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
User avatar #349 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Dude, stop, your offers suck.
#328 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
That clever bastard
User avatar #329 to #328 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #330 to #329 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment
User avatar #331 to #330 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
Well that would be an awkward moment..
#332 to #331 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle
User avatar #333 to #332 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
I love struggle snuggling.
#334 to #333 - savirleo (11/19/2012) [-]
Some people do it wrong though
User avatar #314 to #272 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
"came's milk and honey"?
User avatar #315 to #314 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
camel's* milk and honey. If I remember, it helps your erection last longer
User avatar #316 to #315 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
If I ever need to rest I could get the slaves to attend to their mistresses, for my sake of course.
User avatar #317 to #316 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
I don't think yandere's are content with slaves replacing their object of affection
User avatar #318 to #317 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why I have the entire slave force "attend to them".
User avatar #319 to #318 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
You sure they're not just gonna go after you instead?
User avatar #320 to #319 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm sure they'll be tempted, but I'll promise a prize to the one that can make them cum. Everyone will be of me so I can rest and my two mistresses can fight the urge to cum so no one else wins the prize.
User avatar #321 to #320 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
I meant the yanderes, not the slaves. I'm sure they know how to get through a crowd
User avatar #322 to #321 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
The yandere's are the slaves, they lost in the oil wresting tournament.
The yandere slaves will pin their two mistresses and keep them from me so I can rest, and who ever can make their mistress cum wins a prize from me.
I rest up they tire themselves out, it's a good deal.
User avatar #323 to #322 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Or they all decide to gang up on you in a temporary truce
User avatar #324 to #323 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
You're so...negative? Positive? You're anti-me.
User avatar #325 to #324 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm someone that finds the holes in logic. So I can be positive, or negative, depending on the subject. Gives me something to do when I'm bored as ****
User avatar #326 to #325 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
You should realize that there are holes in every hypothetical situation. I'm very fluid in my way of thinking, so we can go at this all night. I'd rather not since I got porn.
User avatar #327 to #326 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Which is why I poke holes. To see how well the other person can plan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
I'm off to bed anyway. Night
User avatar #273 to #272 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
I can't deny the obsessive one's, they'll make your life convenient. She can cook and she has a sexual side. Not really a bad deal.
But I like to play with peoples' minds, so maybe it's just me.
User avatar #295 to #273 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
What exactly are you having them compete in?
User avatar #296 to #295 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Oil wrestling?
#297 to #296 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
The one that excites you the most?
User avatar #298 to #297 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #299 to #298 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Have them do... things... for you and the one that excites you the most, wins
User avatar #300 to #299 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
That wont go to well.
User avatar #301 to #300 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
why not?
User avatar #302 to #301 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm violent by nature, if I want to do something exciting then heads will roll.
If you're talking about sexual excitement then I suppose oil wresting, and the winner gets to be the main girl in my harem.
User avatar #303 to #302 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Which one do you think will win?
User avatar #304 to #303 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Don't really know. If I thought any of them had a sure fire shot I would have them compete.
User avatar #305 to #304 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
If it somehow ends in a draw?
User avatar #306 to #305 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Can't do sudden death, that's too dangerous.
Masturbation contest maybe, see which one is cuter when they're both sexually active. And to keep the rivalry going, I'll tell them to have sex with each other and try to make the other one cum. This will be done in multiple rounds.
User avatar #307 to #306 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
And in the end, you **** them all and no winner is announced
User avatar #308 to #307 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Something along those lines.
Even if there is a draw I can please two women at the same time. The other slaves will have two mistresses that's all.
User avatar #309 to #308 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
It's obvious they only want you. Good luck and don't forget the viagra
User avatar #310 to #309 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
And ginseng.
User avatar #311 to #310 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
ginseng?
User avatar #312 to #311 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Energy pills or drink made from the plant Ginseng.
User avatar #313 to #312 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
came's milk and honey
User avatar #274 to #273 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
You can always play with her, although you'll probably tire of it eventually. I wonder about the delinquent though, since the cover said she was one as well. She seems more of a tsundere to me
User avatar #275 to #274 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
You may be right. I never had the chance so I don't really know what I would do if given the option between yandere and tsundere.
I got that impression she was tsundere as well.
User avatar #276 to #275 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
The yandere will go along, while the tsundere will reject. But only at first. Seems like the tsundere is more fun initially, but the yandere is a challenge
Reminds me of the girl from Beelzebub
User avatar #277 to #276 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
Never saw it.
User avatar #279 to #277 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
If you continue reading, you'll see what I mean
User avatar #280 to #279 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, they look alike and act similar.
User avatar #281 to #280 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
A decent find if I do say so myself.
#283 to #281 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
I like this God
User avatar #284 to #283 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm all for polygamy.
User avatar #285 to #284 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
A harem of yanderes. How will that turn out?
User avatar #287 to #286 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
You're gonna be at your wit's end trying to keep them in check
User avatar #288 to #287 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Imagine them on their periods...
User avatar #289 to #288 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
Blood. Blood everywhere.

Just hope it doesn't happen at the same time
User avatar #290 to #289 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
They'll eventually sync up. This wasn't a good idea.
User avatar #291 to #290 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
how do you plan on controlling them?
User avatar #292 to #291 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Battle Royal?
User avatar #293 to #292 - savirleo (11/16/2012) [-]
But wouldn't that just mean you lost your harem? They'd just kill each other
User avatar #294 to #293 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
No weapons or death. The winner gets to be my main bitch and the losers become my slaves, who answer to my main bitch, their mistress. If anyone kills someone else that it an automatic disqualification.
User avatar #282 to #281 - savirleo (11/15/2012) [-]
The tsundere from the first series hasn't admitted it yet since she just started feeling that way, and the second one, from what I remember, is aware, but hasn't admitted yet either. However, I stopped reading it about a year ago
#268 - yurilowenthall (11/13/2012) [-]
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d-dont tell me you actually read all of that in my comments....right? *tilts my head*
#269 to #268 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
Not all of them, just two front pages.
#270 to #269 - yurilowenthall (11/13/2012) [-]
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oooooh heheh~ ^_^
#271 to #270 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
Granted this was over time. Since I read your profile comments when we first became friends, I could have read all the pages. But I just read your previous ones and thought "What are they up to? Sounds like rape. Sounds interesting".
User avatar #257 - divinemaddness (11/10/2012) [-]
Yoooooo-*sneeze*ooooooooo
User avatar #259 to #258 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
Whaddup?
User avatar #260 to #259 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Nothing. You?
#262 to #261 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Find someone to sleep with you. Their body warmth will help you get over your cold fast.
User avatar #263 to #262 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
i would but I'm far too lonely... I'll just curl up with my laptop
User avatar #264 to #263 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Do you have a medium or large dog? Laptop cool off over time, unless you're downloading porn via torrent.
User avatar #265 to #264 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
No :c
User avatar #266 to #265 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
This is why you plan ahead. If you had kidnapped someone before you got a cold you wouldn't have to suffer right now.
User avatar #267 to #266 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
True ;n;
User avatar #252 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm losing sleep because you replied to my comment on an NSFW post but I never saw it because the 24 hour limit deleted the post.
User avatar #253 to #252 - blackcomet (11/09/2012) [-]
12 hour time limit, what was the post?
User avatar #256 to #253 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
Thanks. Now I can rest.

Funnyjunk won't let me reply to your last comment for some reason.
User avatar #254 to #253 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
Some Hardblush post and I mentioned something about questioning my sexuality.
User avatar #255 to #254 - blackcomet (11/09/2012) [-]
I said something along the lines of "Pleasure is pleasure, why should you care where you get it from"? After all, deriving pleasure from something is already a selfish act, so it doesn't really matter how anybody else feels about.
#251 - savirleo (11/09/2012) [-]
It's always nice when God gets jealous of a mortal
User avatar #246 - savirleo (11/05/2012) [-]
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I must find this cursed disk
User avatar #247 to #246 - blackcomet (11/05/2012) [-]
Burn me a copy when you find it.
User avatar #248 to #247 - savirleo (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't think my computer is capable of burning curses
#249 to #248 - blackcomet (11/05/2012) [-]
Damn. Try your public library, they got to have something for curses.
#250 to #249 - savirleo (11/05/2012) [-]
Been many years since I last went there
#243 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Hey man can you repost some of the halloween stuff?
User avatar #244 to #243 - blackcomet (11/02/2012) [-]
You're going to have to be more specific, I posted over 150 pictures and comics.
User avatar #245 to #244 - crowcolin (11/03/2012) [-]
ALL OF IT ;D I didn't see any of it so any of your favorites will do :D
User avatar #235 - slushieman (10/30/2012) [-]
Hi, I got your private message but for some reason FJ deleted it for me!
User avatar #236 to #235 - blackcomet (10/30/2012) [-]
Refresh you page and try again.
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User avatar #234 to #231 - blackcomet (10/30/2012) [-]
How about this write down what you want in reply to this. I'll trade with you when I can, I am really busy at the moment so I need fewer distractions. Sorry for being so short wit you.
#195 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
Getting into a relationship with a yandere

Is it worth it?
User avatar #227 to #195 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
YES.

But this of course is my opinion.
User avatar #216 to #195 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
In regards to your comment funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/215#215.

If you were angry it was probably your adrenaline; warmer blood to heat up, expand, and loosen your muscles; along with your larynx's position. If you contract your Larynx/throat you get a higher pitch, and if you expand it you get a lower pitch. You can feel the difference if you put your hand on your throat. Your Laryngeal Prominence, Adam's Apple, will go up when you contract your Larynx, and down when you expand it. The further you expand the deeper your voice gets. However it is harder to speak if you are not accustomed to speaking in the expanded state. I suggest practice.
User avatar #229 to #216 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
Hnng-AHH!
>throws snake on floor
>takes off shoe
WHAM! WHAM! MASH! WHAM!

*pant*
*pant*
*sigh*...I'm sorry Master, what did you say?
User avatar #228 to #216 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
So, did you stick inside your sister after you pinned her?
User avatar #196 to #195 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
I would say yes, but that is my ****** talking.
If you can deal with the phone calls in the middle of the day and their constant defamation, then I would say yes. All one would need is to act a bit obsessively. When you spend time with them say things affirm their obsession, low self esteem; whatever their "yandre" may be, and you'll have a decent relationship.
#197 to #196 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
Can't have female friends though
User avatar #198 to #197 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
You can, but she'll be jealous and think you are cheating on her. If she is "crazy" about you then you wont have to fear for your safety. If you come home one night and she is waiting in a dark room and asks you where you have been, all you have to do is be honest. Because she was probably watching you anyways; you can talk her down so long as you are calm and don't lie about anything physical. Things like "You are the only one for me.", "There's nothing to worry about.", or "I'm not going to leave you." are all words with no physical proof, and can calm her ********** if need be. However things like "I wasn't with (Name) today.", "I didn't kiss her.", or "I'm not doing anything behind your back." are all things that can be proven or disproven through stalking. Avoid open areas when you choose to cheat on "Yandre", and you'll be fine. In my opinion you wouldn't need to cheat on a yandre because you could go all out on your ****** and they'll be with you. If they don't want to follow anything you tell them to do just ask "Why not don't you love me?"; you'll have to alter this sentence if you keep on encountering this problem but keep it to the same effect. Hug her a lot, over 20 seconds, to calm her down if she is upset, and give her affirmations to your "love".
#199 to #198 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
What about the safety of others?

I can think of something to do to 'affirm' our love

sorry for the late reply. Was on TF2
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#201 to #200 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
and then, the giant african knife gets involved
User avatar #202 to #201 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
That actually that's a Kukri, it's a south Asian, I think Nepalese, weapon and tool.

If she comes at you with a non-projectile weapon, just grab the hand it is in and push her wrist down, towards the bottom of her forearm, and her grip will loosen. At this point grab the weapon out of her hand and through it far away. Then turn her back to your chest and put her in a bear hug like hold, but hold her wrists to her chest. Wait till she calms down and talk to her. Say what you can to set her at ease and make her vulnerable emotionally. At this point you should have her by her emotions. Sex is the only option to close the subject and quell any ********** or doubts for the time being.
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#205 to #204 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
I'm not social enough to talk to other girls anyway
User avatar #206 to #205 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
You could just do to her what I am planning on doing to Scoonus.
User avatar #217 to #206 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
You called master?
#218 to #217 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Yes.
Pick up that stick and slowly... and carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!
User avatar #219 to #218 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
*prod*
*prodprod*

...sir I don't think- WAAHH!!!
>gets attacked by snake
#220 to #219 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Yess, this pleases me....
User avatar #221 to #220 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
OH GOD!!!

MASTER! DO SOMETH-AAHHHH!!!!!
#222 to #221 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Fine, but this is the last time. Now don't move, I need that snake alive.
User avatar #223 to #222 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
...M-Master?

What are you doing with that?
#226 to #223 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Ah, I'm not going to kill just yet. I still need something to satisfy my sexual desires.
#224 to #223 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
>Whistling noises
>Revs chainsaw
>Still whistling
>Stands over Scoonus
User avatar #225 to #224 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
MASTER!! WHAT ARE YOU DO-AAHHH!!!
>still being attacked by snake
#207 to #206 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
Not S enough for that
User avatar #208 to #207 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Just make sure you are the dominant one in the relationship. Otherwise it could be...unpleasant.
#209 to #208 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
Unless... I'm actually an M
User avatar #210 to #209 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Do you like being sodomised and/or cut up? Or being masochistic outside of the bedroom causing your life to be restricted, she has control over your finances, you can't go any where with out her consent, no social life, and constant phone calls asking where you are?

Not my thing, but others' may like it. I imagine it will be worse with a yandre.
User avatar #211 to #210 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
I'll make sure there are rules
>I have money
>I go out
>I'm social
last one actually gives me a reason to use my phone

If anything, she'll be loyal unless I get involved with a girl in any way
User avatar #212 to #211 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
"If anything, she'll be loyal unless I get involved with a girl in any way[.]"

It depends on her yandre, her obsession, need, or void. There are many types of yandre, the one in the manga snips you posted is a dominator. Yandre rarely has an equal ground with their partner. If you want ground rules you'll have to be the dominant one, even if it is by a just a little.
#213 to #212 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
I can if I have to. My sister learned that the hard way. I never knew my voice could get so deep
User avatar #214 to #213 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
Well going Barry White on a woman works too I guess.
My first thought is somewhere around violence, demoralization, and intimidation. But I almost always restrain myself and end up talking it out.

If your way works go with it. Every situation is different and all I can give as advice is theorized situational examples; step by step solutions to solve them; and the reason and desired outcome of the given solutions, so that you can adapt to alternative but similar situations that may arise.
User avatar #215 to #214 - savirleo (10/02/2012) [-]
I simply pinned her to the table and told her not to yell at me. For some reason, my voice got much deeper

I must experiment now
User avatar #182 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
How's your S&M relationship going?
User avatar #183 to #182 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
We haven't spoken since the last time he commented on your profile.
User avatar #184 to #183 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Falling out that fast? Damn that was a short relationship
User avatar #185 to #184 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Well I did say that I would abduct him. I need to let it marinate for a bit and catch him by surprise. Not to mention people will try to check his internet history when he his gone, so I need to let that conversation get lost in his history.
User avatar #186 to #185 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Unless the history shows the actual comments, they won't click on something that looks like
Comment #184 at blackcomet's profile
>you know what he looks like
User avatar #187 to #186 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
No, I don't know what he looks like.

And as for his history, I can only assume that any investigator would check the most visited sites for any clues as to his disappearance, and our conversation is in print. I always assume that I can be traced through means unknown to me.
User avatar #188 to #187 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
They would see you as a possible lead at best, since they would see it as a simple erotic conversation between two strangers over an unknown distance
User avatar #189 to #188 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Assuming he isn't lying about where he lives on his profile we live about 4482 miles or 7211.54 kilometers apart. So even if I did plan on stealing him it isn't likely that we'll meet.
User avatar #190 to #189 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
There's still a possibility. I wonder how that conversation will go?
User avatar #191 to #190 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
If i'm abducting someone then they wouldn't have time to talk. I'm actually thinking about looking into surgically removing a persons larynx. I don't want to cut any jugulars, and I don't have the time to abduct very many test subjects till I figure how out how to keep them quiet.
User avatar #192 to #191 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
how much are gag balls?

If you treat them right, it'll lead to Stockholm syndrome
User avatar #193 to #192 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Yes, true. Gag balls are cheap. I'm worried about in the long run, when they want to see their family. And when I go to work, what will the be doing? I like to think most people are resourceful enough to figure out a way to remove the gag after a few days. I can't have someone screaming and making a ruckus for others to hear.
#194 to #193 - savirleo (09/21/2012) [-]
Rape them until they enjoy it. Turn them into a sex slave
or
Be gentle and loving to the point that they do not want to leave
User avatar #166 - savirleo (09/14/2012) [-]
http://www.mediafire. com/?01si1ll5i7by8vv
http://www.mediafire. com/?els1ii6mm2y2m3k
http://www.mediafire. com/?29i01k7hhqw3hb4

Got split into 3 parts
Enjoying your dirty conversation on my profile?
#167 to #166 - blackcomet (09/14/2012) [-]
You saw that huh?
You saw that huh?
User avatar #168 to #167 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Nice to see I sort of helped start an S&M relationship
#169 to #168 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well when you say like that it just sounds odd.
User avatar #170 to #169 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
From what I see, Scoonus is the M, you're the S

With the locking in the basement, the tying, the being aggressive, the plausible scenarios...
#171 to #170 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well...yeah.
User avatar #172 to #171 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Only a matter of time before you two actually meet
#173 to #172 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
All I can do is try my best and be ready for when the time comes.
#174 to #173 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Just make sure you have the right guy
#175 to #174 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.
Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.
#177 to #176 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
<-Funniest part. Also I have seen others like this, I am a bit disappointed in the lack of nude scenes. However, it makes up for with an interesting story line and sexual references, innuendos, imagery, what have you.
www.mangareader.net/the-secret-devil-chan/6
#178 to #177 - savirleo (09/15/2012) [-]
Whenever it comes to shounen-ai, I rarely read it, unless the story sucks me in. Only read 3 so far
User avatar #154 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
To keep the trade fair for the kitsunemimi pics, anything you want/need from me?
User avatar #155 to #154 - blackcomet (09/12/2012) [-]
I don't really know. With the @dministrator being so strict I don't know if anything I like would be acceptable.
How about HD ****** . No real preference since pictures such as those are always good quality.
User avatar #156 to #155 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
Not really sure what counts as HD ****** , since I simply save what I like.
About 496MB worth of pics. H-manga is about 5GB. Mangas are about 12GB
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#158 to #157 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
something like this?
User avatar #159 to #158 - blackcomet (09/12/2012) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #160 to #159 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
SFW or NSFW?
User avatar #161 to #160 - blackcomet (09/12/2012) [-]
NSFW preferably, but if it is sensual or suggestive I don't any complaints. I'm more into it for the art.
User avatar #162 to #161 - blackcomet (09/12/2012) [-]
sensual or suggestive *and SFW* ...
User avatar #163 to #162 - savirleo (09/12/2012) [-]
Gonna make a rar file for the NSFW. The SFW I can post, but I'm currently transferring files to the drive. Not sure how long it's going to take
User avatar #110 - savirleo (09/10/2012) [-]
Dude... ****** ?
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User avatar #153 to #152 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Based on what I understand, Intel is better than AMD
http://www.cpubenchmark. net/common_cpus.html

As for Nvidia vs AMD, Nvidia has more power, while AMD is more cost friendly
User avatar #164 to #153 - blackcomet (09/14/2012) [-]
I am planning on assembling one PC from 3+ other computers. Do you know if I have to re-install an OS on the hard drive for it to work with the new parts, or if I can just leave it? I looked around and I haven't found a definitive answer. I'll worry about buying new parts after I see how well it works.
User avatar #165 to #164 - savirleo (09/14/2012) [-]
I believe you have to reinstall because the OS gets configured for a certain configuration. Motherboards aren't all the same
User avatar #131 to #110 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
To reply to your previous comment, funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/130#130.
No, I have a Vista. A hand-me-down that my mother got it's a 2006. It runs well with regular programs, but a gaming computer it is not. I tweeked Minecraft to play on the bare minimum, but it still skips a few frames now and again.
User avatar #132 to #131 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Can you tell me the specs of your computer?
User avatar #134 to #133 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Looks like you're using up most, if not all, of your RAM with that setup. Have you considered upgrading the RAM?
#135 to #134 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
It's a laptop. As far as I know I can't upgrade. I've tried dissecting it to find out what hardware it uses but I can't get to anything except for the hard drive and a few fans.
It's a laptop. As far as I know I can't upgrade. I've tried dissecting it to find out what hardware it uses but I can't get to anything except for the hard drive and a few fans.
#136 to #135 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
What kind of laptop is it? You should still be able to upgrade it.
What kind of laptop is it? You should still be able to upgrade it.
#138 to #137 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Gateway what?
Gateway what?
#139 to #138 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
Just a Gateway, if you're asking about the OS then it's a Vista, but all it is a a regular Gateway.
#140 to #139 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
What model? I can't tell what it is by simply telling you the make.    
Tell me how to replace the alternator in my dodge.
What model? I can't tell what it is by simply telling you the make.
Tell me how to replace the alternator in my dodge.
#141 to #140 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I have given you all of the information that I know. A "Dodge", Gateway, made in 2006 with all of the specs I have shown would help Find the appropriate "alternator", RAM chips.
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It's worn down it looks like MT6728 or MT8729
User avatar #145 to #144 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
Yeah that's it.
#147 to #145 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Looks like you can't upgrade the RAM. Already maxed out(2GB is the limit for that motherboard)
User avatar #148 to #147 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I was thinking about assembly my own terminal from spare PCs I have. My mother always crapped them out and bought cheap used computers, so I was going to strip them and use what I want to build my own. However I don't know how to find any information on the internal parts of a computer I know nothing about. As for figuring out if the parts are compatible, I would just use Google to find a reference and do as much research as I can.

I do admit I know very little when it comes to computer hardware, and I'm looking for a forum of knowledgeable people to ask if I have any questions.
User avatar #149 to #148 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=lPIXAtNGGCw
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=d_56kyib-Ls
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=RxaVBsXEiok
3 parts to this. Still explains pretty well

You should be able to google the model numbers and it should give you information. The problem comes when it doesn't have it. Had that problem with a video card I got at a flea market. Turns out it was a GeForce
User avatar #150 to #149 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
Just watched the first part, very informative. I would prefer a Nividia video card, but I'll take his advice and stick to my price range, or just rob somebody.
User avatar #151 to #150 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Nvidia vs AMD. Not that different from Intel vs AMD. I tend to go with Nvidia as well, but it all comes down to what I can afford(If only I had a job)

I don't think this is worth it
http://www.newegg. com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814162053
#111 to #110 - blackcomet (09/10/2012) [-]
Are you asking me to post ****** ?
#112 to #111 - savirleo (09/10/2012) [-]
I just wanted to have a conversation because I was bored as ****
#113 to #112 - blackcomet (09/10/2012) [-]
Understandable. I haven't been as much as I normally was. I missed most of the "porn ban thing". Has there been any good ****** in NSFW lately?
User avatar #114 to #113 - savirleo (09/10/2012) [-]
Aside from the pics and reposted doujins, not much. Been noticing more futa though

Anything interesting happen?
#116 to #115 - savirleo (09/10/2012) [-]
I've been messing with my laptop using rainmeter(had to make my own icons), got my fingerprints done, and now I'm downloading HS DxD BD batch
User avatar #117 to #116 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
What's rainmeter?
User avatar #118 to #117 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
http://rainmeter. net/cms/

used to customize the desktop
#119 to #118 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
It doesn't look very impressive.
User avatar #120 to #119 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
You customize it yourself
#121 to #120 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
From what I can tell it's like Google Gadgets and Bump Top in one.
#122 to #121 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
just without the need to be connected to the internet
#123 to #122 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
Ah. Still, what's wrong with a normal desktop?
#124 to #123 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
It bores me
#125 to #124 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
The only reason I would customize my desktop is if it allowed me to hover over a folder and a drop down menu appeared allowing me to see and select all the subfolders. And if I hovered over one of the subfolders I could do the same with their subfolders. All that and I still haven't opened anything.

Either that or if I could customize it to simulate a video games menu. But giving shortcut keys to programs and applications is much easier than setting up a customized desktop. not to mention I'm using an old computer, so the ram isn't that great.
User avatar #126 to #125 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Don't know if they have one that does the folder thing, but they do have an applications management type thing

If I remember, it's only 10MB for the RAM
#127 to #126 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I only have 2038 MB of RAM.
I only have 2038 MB of RAM.
#128 to #127 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Same as my desktop. Just don't run too many at once

If all else fails
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strange feeling whenever i switch mouses
#129 to #128 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I like to play music while I play Minecraft. Any idea how customizing my desktop would affect the game.
User avatar #130 to #129 - savirleo (09/11/2012) [-]
Win7?
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