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#8 - Meanwhile a lot more crimes are being committed where the crim… 12/22/2012 on If They Ban Guns -4
#22 - The calender looks like an Oreo. 12/21/2012 on Oh...Facebook... +4
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#23 - Good thing I don't drive a semi. If I see a row of people I'll… 12/20/2012 on Faith In Humanity... +3
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#1192 - "Go big or get shot by a chimp", that's my modo, mad… 12/20/2012 on AlcoholicGoth's profile 0
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#1189 - I remember this.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on AlcoholicGoth's profile 0
User avatar #1193 - User (12/20/2012) [-]
Did you have fun?
#3 - What....have you done.......  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on Mirai creepy +1
#4 - lickilicky (12/20/2012) [-]
Oh nothing. Don't worry your ahem head over it.
#5 - It has nothing to do with their likes or dislikes. They have b… 12/20/2012 on Brony Board -2
#107 - This is why I consider noodling a sport. 12/19/2012 on FISH ARE FUCKING SCARY 0
#40 - I am calm. I just can't stop ******* cussing. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on New FJ Layout 0
#41 - RazzberryRipper (12/19/2012) [-]
Or ricky.
#38 - FJ just reverted to one of it's older layouts. There are just …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2012 on New FJ Layout 0
#39 - RazzberryRipper (12/19/2012) [-]
uhm... alright? To be honest When i first seen it i thought something was different but couldn't put my finger on it until i really looked at it. And an excuse to use my TPB .gif i had found. Clam down.
User avatar #40 - blackcomet (12/19/2012) [-]
I am calm. I just can't stop fucking cussing.
I'm like Morgan Freeman's voice with Samuel Jackson's vocabulary mixed with a sexy son of a bitch, me.
#41 - RazzberryRipper (12/19/2012) [-]
Or ricky.
#40 - It's amazing how relevant that picture is. 12/19/2012 on R.I.P journalism +11
#171 - I probably didn't add you because your profile is set to only …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on His Legend began 0
#172 - ReeferTrees (12/19/2012) [-]
That's because of reasons >.>

I only did a small number of posts, a few were NSFW, apparently those tags are the tags I used the most
#153 - I didn't think I was very popular...  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2012 on His Legend began +1
#169 - ReeferTrees (12/18/2012) [-]
I sent you a friend request once... it was pending so long I deleted it out of shame
User avatar #171 - blackcomet (12/18/2012) [-]
I probably didn't add you because your profile is set to only allow friends to view it and I knew nothing about you, nor could I search your profile to find out.
#172 - ReeferTrees (12/19/2012) [-]
That's because of reasons >.>

I only did a small number of posts, a few were NSFW, apparently those tags are the tags I used the most
User avatar #158 - gothdino (12/17/2012) [-]
I noticed you cause of that damn excalibur profile funny pic and seeing his face in your uploads. I always look for his face in you nsfw uploads.
#152 - I was in **** , helping people find porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on His Legend began +2
#154 - gothdino (12/17/2012) [-]
That's a good reason.
#37 - I assume military. It's 2:30 here and I feel like someone … 12/17/2012 on story of my life 0
#15 - 2/10 It looks very odd. 12/17/2012 on thisisferpern's profile 0
#64 - Yeah, like some of those kids are going to make it past saint Peter. 12/16/2012 on Christianity +1
#394 - To be honest, I'd probably laugh my ass off if my closet frien… 12/16/2012 on Teachers are so unappreciated. -5
#382 - I'm just curious what a grenade will do to a class of 1st grad… 12/16/2012 on Teachers are so unappreciated. -5
#372 - Don't know why you're making a big deal out of this. Abortions…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Teachers are so unappreciated. -5
User avatar #380 - sherbaderb (12/16/2012) [-]
There's a difference between abortion, and killing a breathing human being that has a personality.
#364 - I immediately thought of beastmen from Gurren Lagann when I sa… 12/16/2012 on Teachers are so unappreciated. +1

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User avatar #366 - savirleo ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you already read this?
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#360 - savirleo ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Looks like a notepad for rainmeter. Enigma has one that's similar. It does say he modified the programs to look the way they do
User avatar #351 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't catch what you said on that post ( **** one)
User avatar #352 to #351 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
I comment on a lot of **** posts, you'll have to be more specific.
User avatar #353 to #352 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me
#354 to #353 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.
#355 to #354 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.   
   
Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!   
   
P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
#356 to #355 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
#357 to #356 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
#358 to #357 - blackcomet (11/29/2012) [-]
Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.
#359 to #358 - postalduckling (11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
User avatar #349 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Dude, stop, your offers suck.
#328 - savirleo ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
That clever bastard
User avatar #329 to #328 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #330 to #329 - savirleo ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment
User avatar #331 to #330 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
Well that would be an awkward moment..
#332 to #331 - savirleo ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle
User avatar #333 to #332 - blackcomet (11/19/2012) [-]
I love struggle snuggling.
#334 to #333 - savirleo ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Some people do it wrong though
User avatar #314 to #272 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
"came's milk and honey"?
User avatar #315 to #314 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
camel's* milk and honey. If I remember, it helps your erection last longer
User avatar #316 to #315 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
If I ever need to rest I could get the slaves to attend to their mistresses, for my sake of course.
User avatar #317 to #316 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I don't think yandere's are content with slaves replacing their object of affection
User avatar #318 to #317 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why I have the entire slave force "attend to them".
User avatar #319 to #318 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
You sure they're not just gonna go after you instead?
User avatar #320 to #319 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm sure they'll be tempted, but I'll promise a prize to the one that can make them cum. Everyone will be of me so I can rest and my two mistresses can fight the urge to cum so no one else wins the prize.
User avatar #321 to #320 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I meant the yanderes, not the slaves. I'm sure they know how to get through a crowd
User avatar #322 to #321 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
The yandere's are the slaves, they lost in the oil wresting tournament.
The yandere slaves will pin their two mistresses and keep them from me so I can rest, and who ever can make their mistress cum wins a prize from me.
I rest up they tire themselves out, it's a good deal.
User avatar #323 to #322 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Or they all decide to gang up on you in a temporary truce
User avatar #324 to #323 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
You're so...negative? Positive? You're anti-me.
User avatar #325 to #324 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm someone that finds the holes in logic. So I can be positive, or negative, depending on the subject. Gives me something to do when I'm bored as ****
User avatar #326 to #325 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
You should realize that there are holes in every hypothetical situation. I'm very fluid in my way of thinking, so we can go at this all night. I'd rather not since I got porn.
User avatar #327 to #326 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Which is why I poke holes. To see how well the other person can plan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
I'm off to bed anyway. Night
User avatar #273 to #272 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
I can't deny the obsessive one's, they'll make your life convenient. She can cook and she has a sexual side. Not really a bad deal.
But I like to play with peoples' minds, so maybe it's just me.
User avatar #295 to #273 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
What exactly are you having them compete in?
User avatar #296 to #295 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Oil wrestling?
#297 to #296 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
The one that excites you the most?
User avatar #298 to #297 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #299 to #298 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Have them do... things... for you and the one that excites you the most, wins
User avatar #300 to #299 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
That wont go to well.
User avatar #301 to #300 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
why not?
User avatar #302 to #301 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm violent by nature, if I want to do something exciting then heads will roll.
If you're talking about sexual excitement then I suppose oil wresting, and the winner gets to be the main girl in my harem.
User avatar #303 to #302 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Which one do you think will win?
User avatar #304 to #303 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Don't really know. If I thought any of them had a sure fire shot I would have them compete.
User avatar #305 to #304 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
If it somehow ends in a draw?
User avatar #306 to #305 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Can't do sudden death, that's too dangerous.
Masturbation contest maybe, see which one is cuter when they're both sexually active. And to keep the rivalry going, I'll tell them to have sex with each other and try to make the other one cum. This will be done in multiple rounds.
User avatar #307 to #306 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
And in the end, you **** them all and no winner is announced
User avatar #308 to #307 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Something along those lines.
Even if there is a draw I can please two women at the same time. The other slaves will have two mistresses that's all.
User avatar #309 to #308 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
It's obvious they only want you. Good luck and don't forget the viagra
User avatar #310 to #309 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
And ginseng.
User avatar #311 to #310 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
ginseng?
User avatar #312 to #311 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Energy pills or drink made from the plant Ginseng.
User avatar #313 to #312 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
came's milk and honey
User avatar #274 to #273 - savirleo ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
You can always play with her, although you'll probably tire of it eventually. I wonder about the delinquent though, since the cover said she was one as well. She seems more of a tsundere to me
User avatar #275 to #274 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
You may be right. I never had the chance so I don't really know what I would do if given the option between yandere and tsundere.
I got that impression she was tsundere as well.
User avatar #276 to #275 - savirleo ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
The yandere will go along, while the tsundere will reject. But only at first. Seems like the tsundere is more fun initially, but the yandere is a challenge
Reminds me of the girl from Beelzebub
User avatar #277 to #276 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
Never saw it.
User avatar #279 to #277 - savirleo ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
If you continue reading, you'll see what I mean
User avatar #280 to #279 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, they look alike and act similar.
User avatar #281 to #280 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
A decent find if I do say so myself.
#283 to #281 - savirleo ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
I like this God
User avatar #284 to #283 - blackcomet (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm all for polygamy.
User avatar #285 to #284 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
A harem of yanderes. How will that turn out?
User avatar #287 to #286 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
You're gonna be at your wit's end trying to keep them in check
User avatar #288 to #287 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Imagine them on their periods...
User avatar #289 to #288 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Blood. Blood everywhere.

Just hope it doesn't happen at the same time
User avatar #290 to #289 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
They'll eventually sync up. This wasn't a good idea.
User avatar #291 to #290 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
how do you plan on controlling them?
User avatar #292 to #291 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
Battle Royal?
User avatar #293 to #292 - savirleo ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
But wouldn't that just mean you lost your harem? They'd just kill each other
User avatar #294 to #293 - blackcomet (11/16/2012) [-]
No weapons or death. The winner gets to be my main bitch and the losers become my slaves, who answer to my main bitch, their mistress. If anyone kills someone else that it an automatic disqualification.
User avatar #282 to #281 - savirleo ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
The tsundere from the first series hasn't admitted it yet since she just started feeling that way, and the second one, from what I remember, is aware, but hasn't admitted yet either. However, I stopped reading it about a year ago
User avatar #278 to #277 - savirleo ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
www.batoto.net/read/_/5196/beelzebub_v2_ch13_by_i-eat-manga/20
funny series. Full of misunderstandings
#268 - yurilowenthall (11/13/2012) [-]
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d-dont tell me you actually read all of that in my comments....right? *tilts my head*
#269 to #268 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
Not all of them, just two front pages.
#270 to #269 - yurilowenthall (11/13/2012) [-]
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oooooh heheh~ ^_^
#271 to #270 - blackcomet (11/13/2012) [-]
Granted this was over time. Since I read your profile comments when we first became friends, I could have read all the pages. But I just read your previous ones and thought "What are they up to? Sounds like rape. Sounds interesting".
User avatar #257 - divinemaddness (11/10/2012) [-]
Yoooooo-*sneeze*ooooooooo
User avatar #259 to #258 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
Whaddup?
User avatar #260 to #259 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Nothing. You?
#262 to #261 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Find someone to sleep with you. Their body warmth will help you get over your cold fast.
User avatar #263 to #262 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
i would but I'm far too lonely... I'll just curl up with my laptop
User avatar #264 to #263 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
Do you have a medium or large dog? Laptop cool off over time, unless you're downloading porn via torrent.
User avatar #265 to #264 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
No :c
User avatar #266 to #265 - blackcomet (11/11/2012) [-]
This is why you plan ahead. If you had kidnapped someone before you got a cold you wouldn't have to suffer right now.
User avatar #267 to #266 - divinemaddness (11/11/2012) [-]
True ;n;
User avatar #252 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm losing sleep because you replied to my comment on an **** post but I never saw it because the 24 hour limit deleted the post.
User avatar #253 to #252 - blackcomet (11/09/2012) [-]
12 hour time limit, what was the post?
User avatar #256 to #253 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
Thanks. Now I can rest.

Funnyjunk won't let me reply to your last comment for some reason.
User avatar #254 to #253 - turlesrfun (11/09/2012) [-]
Some Hardblush post and I mentioned something about questioning my sexuality.
User avatar #255 to #254 - blackcomet (11/09/2012) [-]
I said something along the lines of "Pleasure is pleasure, why should you care where you get it from"? After all, deriving pleasure from something is already a selfish act, so it doesn't really matter how anybody else feels about.
#251 - savirleo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
It's always nice when God gets jealous of a mortal
User avatar #246 - savirleo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
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I must find this cursed disk
User avatar #247 to #246 - blackcomet (11/05/2012) [-]
Burn me a copy when you find it.
User avatar #248 to #247 - savirleo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't think my computer is capable of burning curses
#249 to #248 - blackcomet (11/05/2012) [-]
Damn. Try your public library, they got to have something for curses.
#250 to #249 - savirleo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Been many years since I last went there
#243 - anon (11/01/2012) [-]
Hey man can you repost some of the halloween stuff?
User avatar #244 to #243 - blackcomet (11/02/2012) [-]
You're going to have to be more specific, I posted over 150 pictures and comics.
User avatar #245 to #244 - crowcolin (11/03/2012) [-]
ALL OF IT ;D I didn't see any of it so any of your favorites will do :D
User avatar #235 - slushieman (10/30/2012) [-]
Hi, I got your private message but for some reason FJ deleted it for me!
User avatar #236 to #235 - blackcomet (10/30/2012) [-]
Refresh you page and try again.
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User avatar #234 to #231 - blackcomet (10/30/2012) [-]
How about this write down what you want in reply to this. I'll trade with you when I can, I am really busy at the moment so I need fewer distractions. Sorry for being so short wit you.
#195 - savirleo ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Getting into a relationship with a yandere

Is it worth it?
User avatar #227 to #195 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
YES.

But this of course is my opinion.
User avatar #216 to #195 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
In regards to your comment funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/215#215.

If you were angry it was probably your adrenaline; warmer blood to heat up, expand, and loosen your muscles; along with your larynx's position. If you contract your Larynx/throat you get a higher pitch, and if you expand it you get a lower pitch. You can feel the difference if you put your hand on your throat. Your Laryngeal Prominence, Adam's Apple, will go up when you contract your Larynx, and down when you expand it. The further you expand the deeper your voice gets. However it is harder to speak if you are not accustomed to speaking in the expanded state. I suggest practice.
User avatar #229 to #216 - scoonus (10/02/2012) [-]
Hnng-AHH!
>throws snake on floor
>takes off shoe
WHAM! WHAM! MASH! WHAM!

*pant*
*pant*
*sigh*...I'm sorry Master, what did you say?
User avatar #228 to #216 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
So, did you stick inside your sister after you pinned her?
User avatar #196 to #195 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
I would say yes, but that is my sadism talking.
If you can deal with the phone calls in the middle of the day and their constant defamation, then I would say yes. All one would need is to act a bit obsessively. When you spend time with them say things affirm their obsession, low self esteem; whatever their "yandre" may be, and you'll have a decent relationship.
#197 to #196 - savirleo ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Can't have female friends though
User avatar #198 to #197 - blackcomet (10/02/2012) [-]
You can, but she'll be jealous and think you are cheating on her. If she is "crazy" about you then you wont have to fear for your safety. If you come home one night and she is waiting in a dark room and asks you where you have been, all you have to do is be honest. Because she was probably watching you anyways; you can talk her down so long as you are calm and don't lie about anything physical. Things like "You are the only one for me.", "There's nothing to worry about.", or "I'm not going to leave you." are all words with no physical proof, and can calm her suspicions if need be. However things like "I wasn't with (Name) today.", "I didn't kiss her.", or "I'm not doing anything behind your back." are all things that can be proven or disproven through stalking. Avoid open areas when you choose to cheat on "Yandre", and you'll be fine. In my opinion you wouldn't need to cheat on a yandre because you could go all out on your sadism and they'll be with you. If they don't want to follow anything you tell them to do just ask "Why not don't you love me?"; you'll have to alter this sentence if you keep on encountering this problem but keep it to the same effect. Hug her a lot, over 20 seconds, to calm her down if she is upset, and give her affirmations to your "love".
#199 to #198 - savirleo ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
What about the safety of others?

I can think of something to do to 'affirm' our love

sorry for the late reply. Was on TF2
User avatar #182 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
How's your S&M relationship going?
User avatar #183 to #182 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
We haven't spoken since the last time he commented on your profile.
User avatar #184 to #183 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
Falling out that fast? Damn that was a short relationship
User avatar #185 to #184 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Well I did say that I would abduct him. I need to let it marinate for a bit and catch him by surprise. Not to mention people will try to check his internet history when he his gone, so I need to let that conversation get lost in his history.
User avatar #186 to #185 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
Unless the history shows the actual comments, they won't click on something that looks like
Comment #184 at blackcomet's profile
>you know what he looks like
User avatar #187 to #186 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
No, I don't know what he looks like.

And as for his history, I can only assume that any investigator would check the most visited sites for any clues as to his disappearance, and our conversation is in print. I always assume that I can be traced through means unknown to me.
User avatar #188 to #187 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
They would see you as a possible lead at best, since they would see it as a simple erotic conversation between two strangers over an unknown distance
User avatar #189 to #188 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Assuming he isn't lying about where he lives on his profile we live about 4482 miles or 7211.54 kilometers apart. So even if I did plan on stealing him it isn't likely that we'll meet.
User avatar #190 to #189 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
There's still a possibility. I wonder how that conversation will go?
User avatar #191 to #190 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
If i'm abducting someone then they wouldn't have time to talk. I'm actually thinking about looking into surgically removing a persons larynx. I don't want to cut any jugulars, and I don't have the time to abduct very many test subjects till I figure how out how to keep them quiet.
User avatar #192 to #191 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
how much are gag balls?

If you treat them right, it'll lead to Stockholm syndrome
User avatar #193 to #192 - blackcomet (09/21/2012) [-]
Yes, true. Gag balls are cheap. I'm worried about in the long run, when they want to see their family. And when I go to work, what will the be doing? I like to think most people are resourceful enough to figure out a way to remove the gag after a few days. I can't have someone screaming and making a ruckus for others to hear.
#194 to #193 - savirleo ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
Rape them until they enjoy it. Turn them into a sex slave
or
Be gentle and loving to the point that they do not want to leave
User avatar #166 - savirleo ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
http://www.mediafire. com/?01si1ll5i7by8vv
http://www.mediafire. com/?els1ii6mm2y2m3k
http://www.mediafire. com/?29i01k7hhqw3hb4

Got split into 3 parts
Enjoying your dirty conversation on my profile?
#167 to #166 - blackcomet (09/14/2012) [-]
You saw that huh?
You saw that huh?
User avatar #168 to #167 - savirleo ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Nice to see I sort of helped start an S&M relationship
#169 to #168 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well when you say like that it just sounds odd.
User avatar #170 to #169 - savirleo ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
From what I see, Scoonus is the M, you're the S

With the locking in the basement, the tying, the being aggressive, the plausible scenarios...
#171 to #170 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well...yeah.
User avatar #172 to #171 - savirleo ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Only a matter of time before you two actually meet
#173 to #172 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
All I can do is try my best and be ready for when the time comes.
#174 to #173 - savirleo ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Just make sure you have the right guy
#175 to #174 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.
Well I told him that if I walk past a man and I think he looks good I'll steal him. So it all depends on how he looks that day/night.
#176 to #175 - savirleo ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
<--- ?
#177 to #176 - blackcomet (09/15/2012) [-]
<-Funniest part. Also I have seen others like this, I am a bit disappointed in the lack of nude scenes. However, it makes up for with an interesting story line and sexual references, innuendos, imagery, what have you.
www.mangareader.net/the-secret-devil-chan/6
#178 to #177 - savirleo ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Whenever it comes to shounen-ai, I rarely read it, unless the story sucks me in. Only read 3 so far
User avatar #154 - savirleo ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
To keep the trade fair for the kitsunemimi pics, anything you want/need from me?
User avatar #155 to #154 - blackcomet (09/12/2012) [-]
I don't really know. With the @dministrator being so strict I don't know if anything I like would be acceptable.
How about HD hentai. No real preference since pictures such as those are always good quality.
User avatar #156 to #155 - savirleo ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Not really sure what counts as HD hentai, since I simply save what I like.
About 496MB worth of pics. H-manga is about 5GB. Mangas are about 12GB
User avatar #110 - savirleo ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Dude...hentai?
User avatar #131 to #110 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
To reply to your previous comment, funnyjunk.com/user/blackcomet/130#130.
No, I have a Vista. A hand-me-down that my mother got it's a 2006. It runs well with regular programs, but a gaming computer it is not. I tweeked Minecraft to play on the bare minimum, but it still skips a few frames now and again.
User avatar #132 to #131 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Can you tell me the specs of your computer?
User avatar #134 to #133 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Looks like you're using up most, if not all, of your RAM with that setup. Have you considered upgrading the RAM?
#135 to #134 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
It's a laptop. As far as I know I can't upgrade. I've tried dissecting it to find out what hardware it uses but I can't get to anything except for the hard drive and a few fans.
It's a laptop. As far as I know I can't upgrade. I've tried dissecting it to find out what hardware it uses but I can't get to anything except for the hard drive and a few fans.
#136 to #135 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
What kind of laptop is it? You should still be able to upgrade it.
What kind of laptop is it? You should still be able to upgrade it.
#138 to #137 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Gateway what?
Gateway what?
#139 to #138 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
Just a Gateway, if you're asking about the OS then it's a Vista, but all it is a a regular Gateway.
#140 to #139 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
What model? I can't tell what it is by simply telling you the make.    
Tell me how to replace the alternator in my dodge.
What model? I can't tell what it is by simply telling you the make.
Tell me how to replace the alternator in my dodge.
#141 to #140 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I have given you all of the information that I know. A "Dodge", Gateway, made in 2006 with all of the specs I have shown would help Find the appropriate "alternator", RAM chips.
#111 to #110 - blackcomet (09/10/2012) [-]
Are you asking me to post hentai?
#112 to #111 - savirleo ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I just wanted to have a conversation because I was bored as ****
#113 to #112 - blackcomet (09/10/2012) [-]
Understandable. I haven't been as much as I normally was. I missed most of the "porn ban thing". Has there been any good hentai in **** lately?
User avatar #114 to #113 - savirleo ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
Aside from the pics and reposted doujins, not much. Been noticing more futa though

Anything interesting happen?
#116 to #115 - savirleo ONLINE (09/10/2012) [-]
I've been messing with my laptop using rainmeter(had to make my own icons), got my fingerprints done, and now I'm downloading HS DxD BD batch
User avatar #117 to #116 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
What's rainmeter?
User avatar #118 to #117 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
http://rainmeter. net/cms/

used to customize the desktop
#119 to #118 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
It doesn't look very impressive.
User avatar #120 to #119 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
You customize it yourself
#121 to #120 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
From what I can tell it's like Google Gadgets and Bump Top in one.
#122 to #121 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
just without the need to be connected to the internet
#123 to #122 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
Ah. Still, what's wrong with a normal desktop?
#124 to #123 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
It bores me
#125 to #124 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
The only reason I would customize my desktop is if it allowed me to hover over a folder and a drop down menu appeared allowing me to see and select all the subfolders. And if I hovered over one of the subfolders I could do the same with their subfolders. All that and I still haven't opened anything.

Either that or if I could customize it to simulate a video games menu. But giving shortcut keys to programs and applications is much easier than setting up a customized desktop. not to mention I'm using an old computer, so the ram isn't that great.
User avatar #126 to #125 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Don't know if they have one that does the folder thing, but they do have an applications management type thing

If I remember, it's only 10MB for the RAM
#127 to #126 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I only have 2038 MB of RAM.
I only have 2038 MB of RAM.
#128 to #127 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Same as my desktop. Just don't run too many at once

If all else fails
www.downloadmoreram .com/

strange feeling whenever i switch mouses
#129 to #128 - blackcomet (09/11/2012) [-]
I like to play music while I play Minecraft. Any idea how customizing my desktop would affect the game.
User avatar #130 to #129 - savirleo ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
Win7?
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